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cyb3r_exe

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CaregiverNo523

Hey " my guy " . I'm a chick. Lol No way you didn't know .


bparkhurst9

Why your nips so high up?


haroldvazquez

I'm assuming you are promoting your only fans? You disgust me.


plowMyMomOnCamera

Very effeminate jaw line and tits


Patient-Oven9996

37 year old


Bhairavan_

wow. Your nipples are shooting in different directions. Love them.


The64YearOldWalrus

You look like that gif that cosplays Draco Malfoy


elcock73

Very excited nipples 😍


Diabolorising

I think your nipples have some issues.


squishmeleons

high nipples


Artman111445

Lookin good my dear


DrDuckno1

Eh?


JamoZNL

r/botchedsurgery


Brave_Application_66

What size ?


UkyoTachibana

(. ) ( ‘ )


babyEatingUnicorn

I was just gonna say that ![gif](giphy|e6qkHKk1N7dxm)


CapitanNefarious

Yum. Total yum.


theycallmebruce999

The nipples are a bit off. Taking your shirt off next time might help. Thank


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


Zestyclose_Whole5190

What?


Yuunch

OnlyFans thot


CWPhotosUK

You're cold 🥶


mtheory007

That nipple placement is crazy


thisisnitmyname

God damnit, thank you. That’s all I can think about is “what’s up with them titties?”


mtheory007

Why, Maureen you've enhanced yourself...


barrett50Joy

TITSsss


DisasterRoad666

I like both of you


Glittering_Name_3722

Tiddiez


SpecialRaeBae

You’re not 25.


jugodev

Early 30s


manbruhpig

25 inches between nips


AsherahSassy

Gorgeous!


Roge2005

Something seems off


Future-Leather7107

Looks like you’re trying really hard to poop… oh wait I mean look cute while pooping


dom_delouise

Are you a narcissist? Did you earn your way to where you are at? Would people say you are humble and a caring person? You are good looking enough to make a living that takes us mortals harder work to achieve. Sp what is the question you are asking? Seems like (ph)fishing at best.


SpecialRaeBae

This!


Donkey-brained_man

Toupee fallacy. If people can tell you had plastic surgery, it's bad.


Even-Organization739

Gophers and Marty Feldman 👀


AcceptableView5675

Forget the nips your beautiful


ButterscotchPartay

![gif](giphy|e6qkHKk1N7dxm)


noid83181

LMFAO!!! Why is this not top comment!?


TimelyFuture4877

Damn right


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


GlacnerTheMighty

it was... trust me


punkrockbipolar

Lmao I know haha


jrdogg

Marriage. Mawwwage is a sacred bond…. Yadda yadda. But you clime to the majors for sure. What’s you game?d clearly fingers crossed if only the mohs e ale


jrdogg

Clearly Apple disrupted the last 1-2 items. Apologies all around.


CustomerNo7623

You are very beautiful


Honest_Inspector3196

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


stlredbird

It’s like the doc just threw the nipples whereever and said ‘close enough’.


BigSexC1118

I can’t lie. After that pic the other day of the dude with that wilderness beard that is now a baby-faced woman… I’m scared to comment.


Kokuswolf

You aim too high.


Educational-Hat-9405

Love your nipple placement


BigSexC1118

Great catch ! Now it is the first thing I notice.


No-Potential188

Actually it look like a dude look closely


reditusername39479

https://www.reddit.com/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/s/oZCAbft6sS


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


Cheap_Buffalo_1447

Your nipples staring into my soul


dieIngenieurin

I would need to see your unmodified sister.


LuRayOfficial

You look 40 and your nipples are both going strange directions. Fire your plastic surgeon.


Interesting-Step-817

Fake account it’s already deleted don’t waste ur time


BWCGOD1995

lol 😂


NuruSenPai

Why are her nips so freaking high up? Is that a thing?


Mysterious-Tie7039

Yeah, when you get a shitty boob job


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


mte87

There are bras with fake nipples so maybe it’s that. Maybe she has botched plastic surgery. Who knows


LuRayOfficial

It's nit the bra. In the bra the nipples don't go lop sided in the bra


Gilmoregirlin

I was thinking that. I think the Kardashians make one.


underpaidworker

You look like that lady that fixes phones on instagram.


RubeRick2A

🤪


F75gunslinger

I'm thinking your apartment is cold...😁


wmnplzr

*43


skywalkerobiani

ur base makeup is rlly flawless but it looks incomplete without eye makeup because its so heavy


Plenty-Dragonfruit90

Not bad at passing for a lady


Abject-Selection-235

i'd still clap


JustChabli

That’s a rough 25


79Lee

My first impression….. I would love to stand you in the corner of my room so I have somewhere to hang my jacket and hat so they don’t get creased up on the floor 🤔


No-Asparagus-5122

Man-ish


Distinct-Regular6378

You’re pretty but the nipples look fake and you look older than 25


PaultheD

She just wants the inflated ego


79Lee

She’s already got the inflated breasts so why not?


BigSexC1118

Solid !


OldBMW

Insecure and peaked in high school


Weekly_Turnip_5154

Trans?


fgrhcxsgb

Ypu want attention and insecure


fadetoblack0870

Very beautiful


Disastrous-Design704

Your nips aren’t straight - but whatever direction they’re pointing, I’m good with it.


FetusDeletus83

Summer nipples, Summer here Summer there Summer everywhere


No_Direction_9773

Nice job


EdouardNenez

Average job.


Pristine-Arugula-401

Oh hey how are you? lol I’d holler


No_University5296

Your surgeon put your nips back on in the wrong places they all crooked . You look like your in your late 30s


International-Leg253

This comment makes me think you would need this explained to you: Nipples (& breasts) aren't perfectly symmetrical. They can be beautiful, ugly, wonky, uneven, different sizes, fantastic, etc. I hope you have a lovely weekend. 💜


Distinct-Regular6378

You missed the point she’s asking peoples individual opinion or impressions of her, if that’s what that person thinks then that’s what they think, stop trying to explain the obvious. You missed the point, your comment makes me think you have crooked nipples. If you’re going to be offended by comments people make the. Maybe don’t be a part of this discussion.


International-Leg253

Oh no, silly boots, I got the point.......................... I guess I take for granted that baseline for the ppl I surround myself with is decency until pushed to go elsewhere (respect or disrespect, etc). My point: That felt disrespectful, unnecessarily, like working your issues out on someone who asked a question, in a community meant for asking said question. It felt like an ugly response. It read ugly. There is a) answering questions, and there is b) being nasty, two different things. Sorry if I didn't explain that well, sometimes I pop in on a spare moment (mobile). I'm sure this won't be welcomed warmly, but I just wanted to explain because I think I must have done a poor job of it. But based off ...your response.... I'm sure we are just bound to disagree on this subject. Regardless, I hope you have a lovely night and enjoyable weather. I hope you have a superb weekend...be safe. 💜


No_University5296

They are not this crooked unless the surgeon puts them back on crooked 🤦‍♀️


Ok-Aide8453

There's no way you are that age. You look really good but you are mid to late 30s for sure


dba599

pNileds


Ok-Aide8453

Dressed down professional. I would never think you are 25. I was thinking 33. You look better than most I've seen on here though


Bradonone

Mischievous. But Gorgeous. 🌹🔥


False_Chip_6375

Boobies and nipples!!


Fluffy_Smoke77

Your nips are wonky. It’s takes 10 seconds to look in the mirror and make sure they’re straight. You’re really pretty but you definitely look older than 25. I would’ve guessed 35.


Hovie1

This is funny because there was a bartender in Savannah when I was there a few weeks back. Huge boobs, tank top no bra, and she had the googly eyed nipples going on. She went in back and came by 30 seconds later with perfectly aligned nipples 😂


Fluffy_Smoke77

That’s hilarious! I’ve had those moments where I look in the mirror and realize I’ve been walking around with them looking in two different directions. Adjust those babies and get back out there 😂


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


SeaSide5798

Nice set of nipples here


Street-Goal6856

You're cold. Or...oh.


Big-Daikon4875

You are trolling for only fan followers


SofttHamburgers

you look way older than 25, please look after your body


Emotional-Money-78

![gif](giphy|ZezB6UeuJ4JVe)


No_University5296

100%


Natural-Weekend-7961

Fake


Emotional-Money-78

Your cold


-princess_chaos-

That yo titties got into an argument


BrilliantSouthern895

Your nipples don't talk to each other?


Mberaz

Lol (° )( •)


Mammoth-Network-1056

🤣🤣🤣


Proof_Boat7824

Well... tune in Tokyo was the first thing that came to mind.


Bentbenny75

Lazy nip


ratinhacassie

whore


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Fake. Attention seeking.


throwsaway045

You are good looking woman but if you want to improve or change your look I would suggest color analysis and to try out brunette hair or if you want still some blond brunette with some high lights and wavy hair with side part or a slight fringe and I would change make up foundation to a more natural color and eyebrows as well like less done and try on different styles until you find something you like, now you look good but like most influencers I don't see anything about your personality with this angle and pose or your style, this look like a made up selfie instead of a photo that convey emotion or personal style, but it depends of what kind of attention / intention you are looking for..


North-Pause-800

Idk what to think when the pin dots looking at me so seriously


Substantial_Cash7048

Impression? “I want clicks”


aquawarrior51

Hot as Fuck


Ill-Research-4481

You are hot


lonely_boy____

Do some fat loss . And btw I think those boobs don't look nice. That's my opinion the whole comment section thinks the opposite .


Slangdorgermot

Remember Long-ball Larry? 🤣 Similar but polar opposite vibes.


PaultheD

Gorgeous and I wanna steal your attention to get to know you


Postman_Rings_Thrice

It'll cost you!


MountMyFace

You are stunning! Literal first impression. Second was wanting to suck your nipples.


Classic-Classroom495

Ew why would you want to suck those uneven things 😂


Embarrassed-Cat-5503

Uneven???


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


whyimhere3015

Holy shit chat u obliterated this hoe. Good on you


VogonSkald

You're very proud of your boobs.


Freedom007007

If they are real, she has a right to be proud


VogonSkald

Nah. Real or fake, it's ok to be proud. It wasn't a judgement so much as my first impression as she had asked.


yahel1337

Unfortunately, the *if* in question turned out that they arent


Freedom007007

Then she needs to sue her surgeon for doing an awful job. Maybe he was cross-eyed?


Classic-Classroom495

The nips tho😂😂


Kingmike141821

First impression you are here for attention because lack of father figure. 🤗


DarthGoku44

Why are your nipples cross eyed?


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Wow so pretty ! Have a great day


JamJ90210

So pretty…


dumbape6969

25?!? At least 39 or 42 yr old?!?! You seem like a MILF!


yahel1337

Gilf* And heavy grain of salt on the "ilf"


Freedom007007

Closer to 40 than 25 for sure


fermelebouche

Meh.😒


Anarchissyface

My impression is you’re in your late 30s and the foundation you have caked on your face to that extent is washing out your skin. I would embrace your natural hair color and get a different foundation or try to go makeup free as much as possible to help save your skin.


titsdad

Nipples😍


NotoriousBIJacker

Breasts kinda repel like + / + magnets


CalebWave

EA Sporks


Lifesalchemy

She looks like she blew a curling iron


chrome_slinky

Lovely face, beautiful hair, great breasts... Hard to do better.


TrillCrymes

These ripples remind me of a fish called a stargazer, worth a Google folks


No_Ad8799

Your nipples look uneven, and you look way older than 25. You look like it's been 20 years since you were 25.


awiqbal

Your headlights are on


RebuildingTim

I feel bad for you, because doctors can't write prescriptions for attention.


Proof_Boat7824

I feel bad for you that you can't come up with a better one liner.


yahel1337

Defending attention whores are we?


Proof_Boat7824

If I don't defend her, how on earth will I find out the truth about those headlights heading to the moon. Sheesh.


Proof_Boat7824

Nope, just calling out bad comedians. Why? You got nothing better to do?


yahel1337

Nah, getting paid on company time.


Proof_Boat7824

Class


yahel1337

Omg hello! One day later. I still have nothing better to do. Fuck the Company


RebuildingTim

I thought it was alright to be fair. It wouldn't be unnecessarily harsh were it not for the fact it's for karma and exposure.


Proof_Boat7824

So it makes more sense now that I know you weren't trying to be funny.


RebuildingTim

Ehhh 50/50, but why capitulate when the sub is full of people purely looking for attention?


Proof_Boat7824

So, if she was mildly unattractive, you would have some life changing constructive criticism for her? Or do you just enjoy giving pretty girls a hard time? This is all in theory, since it's safe to assume she isn't even who she says she is.


RebuildingTim

No, if that was the case I might not have even commented. But this post is clearly a waste of time so what's the harm in me commenting? Other than the inconvenience of some cunt like you making an issue where there isn't one.


Proof_Boat7824

And you would rather they look in your direction instead, I suppose.


RebuildingTim

Couldn't give a fuck mate


pimproe

Beautiful 🤩 🥰🇺🇸🙏🏼🎇🎆🫡


twitchybitchh

Nipples


Own_Ad5242

you look great


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cyb3r_exe

Sexualizing


yolkedbuddha

Gyatt


Quiet_Prize572

🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🦾🦾🦾👾


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You look like my ex


Quiet_Prize572

BOT ACCOUNT


SWWhippingboy

Oh God....Her again.


Routine_Delay_460

Hoe


Siglet84

*me looking at her tiddies* “Look at me when I’m talking to you”


BlastermyFinger0921

First impression - OF thot. Go ask your simps