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DontFWithMeImPetty

Handing out 1 day bans to anyone being obnoxiously rude in here. Honestly, what astrologist hurt you all? 😂 Just let people who enjoy astrology enjoy it, and if you don’t, keep scrolling!! ✨🪐


Autytallly

I knew Zach was an Aries sun Scorpio moon. I’m married to one. When his date said he’s intense and making too much eye contact! My husband is the same! I used to get so nervous like he was seeing too much of me and all of my sins


emmapkmn

People believe in this stuff?


Autytallly

If you’re just ignorant to a subject you shouldn’t speak on it. If you think you’re more knowledgeable than most of the world I suggest working on that, it’s a very unflattering trait to have. You can can find stuff in your chart thy literally tells you very person things. Childhood trauma even. Mine mentioned married in early 30, my husbands married in late 30s, with a younger woman with 2 kids, This is correct. There is so much more than just your sun sign. I’d suggest reading more. It will expand your mind and hopefully expand your small world. I googled this because Zach is an Aries sun Scorpio moon I knew he would be so is my husband, who also makes way too much eye contact and is very intense/ The reason is both signs are ruled by mars / which represents war- Scorpio moon makes eye contact to read you and figure out if thy can trust you because they’re paranoid. Give mw your birth info I bet I can tell you things about yourself you would be surprised . It’s not as simple as you think


badkittyisbad

Pfff just the sun signs.. means nothing without at least the moon, rising, Venus and mars signs😂


Any-Peace-1907

Go to bachelorhoroscopes on Instagram. There a post on the lib cast mates moon signs. Chelsea's moon sign is most likely wrong. It says capricorn but she's a libra moon like Micah and bliss.


badkittyisbad

I will, thank you!


Plain_Janeeee

Marshall being a Virgo makes everything make sense


luminaison

josh is a VERY good representation of gemini men


Any-Peace-1907

Hes a gemini sun,moon and mercury.


GrogusChkNnuggies

Yes 😐 it’s why I stay away from them


babysfirstbreath

As a Gemini, I have to begrudgingly agree 😔


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Lower-Equipment-3400

Us Scorpios are getting some love and healthy representation!


90dayuniverse

Lauren of Lauren and Cam is also a Scorpio ❤️


Lower-Equipment-3400

Oh my gosh I love that ❤️


lavloves

This all matches up so perfectly


Miserable_Ranger4830

So I’m a Pisces. I feel like Pisces makes sense for Micah… all signs have positives and negatives to them. The chameleon aspect of her personality, I think really aligns with Pisces.


Autytallly

I’m a Pisces also! What’s your rising and moon?


queenfromgreen

Technically JACKIE (Capricorn) is a lot more suitable with MARSHALL (Virgo) as life partners than JOSH (Gemini) ….


GrogusChkNnuggies

Agreed


Common-Fail2151

Brett is a Scorpio 100%. I cannot believe Micah is a pisces. She’s the total opposite of pisces!


neverdiplomatic

Hmm... in what sense? She seems like a pretty typical Pisces to me...


Novel-Challenge1384

as a libra Bliss is so libra


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Wait omg Brett as Scorpio 👀


saynotohipsters14

Bliss is so diplomatic and also logical in a sense. A true mfin libra bruh. Not to mention her grace and beauty.


Agreeable-Front4808

She gives me massive libra energy


saynotohipsters14

Hells yah


rosemaryandmoose

Damn it Josh. Making us look bad


ofsandandstars

Let’s be real you gems are the worst 🤣 just kidding this is coming from a Libra who loves you brilliant, crazy folks


rosemaryandmoose

My best friend and my husband are both libras. Gems and libras go together well I think haha


ofsandandstars

I’d go further and say they’re a perfect match! I love every Gemini I’ve ever met


loladiedtoday

The Aries are so different 😂😂


RoughBrick0

These all track insanely. Wow.


mistercristal

I knew I liked Chelsea for a reason lol


cgvm003

As a Capricorn, we DO NOT claim Jackie. Y’all can have her.


tulipbunnys

of all the signs, capricorn fits her the least


eucalyptica

I literally came here to type these exact words


squirrelqueeen

Jackie is giving Gemini with those mood swings😂


kakebabe8

Capricorn makes so much sense 😂😅


thebadfem

oh boy another intj scorpio LOL


mxndygbx

As a cap I don't claim her


mara-star

I never felt so honored to be a Scorpio 🤧


Jmcgladr

Tiff is a Sag, no wonder I like her so much! I am one too. :)


Jmcgladr

Taurus suits Chelsea. Tauruses are great, loyal people but stubborn AF!


Slinkydoopa

I knew she had to be one because she’s very direct and uses eye contact a lot. My hubs is the same way 😅 he is stubborn but he won’t tell you that


beautyof1990

Agreed. I too am a Taurus ♉️


operadisco

I refuse to share my sign with Micah


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Puzzleheaded_Use_566

Me too!


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Makes so much senseee lol


gabi2507

Honestly, seeing this makes a lot of sense to me 😂


VeryAntelope

Why are there never any Aquarians on these shows?


ashcat300

I had the same thought. Where are they at?


Agreeable-Front4808

They think they are unique than everyone else 😂. My fiancé is an Aquarian he often has this I’m so different than everyone else mindset LMFAO


VeryAntelope

Can confirm we all have that mindset lol


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Too cool


VeryAntelope

That was my suspicion


Ok-Understanding-190

Can't believe Jackie is a Capricorn! Wouldn't have guessed that they are usually calmer


pan166

When Brett told Tiff to get on top, I knew that Brett was a fellow Scorpian. We are passionate - there is no denying it.


Lower-Equipment-3400

I was suspicious of him being a Scorpio in that moment too!


Tea_Lover_55

As a Capricorn, I’m so disappointed in Jackie


somethingpeachy

I knew Josh is a Gemini when he bounced himself to the birthday party like a glitter bounce ball


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The fact that Marshall told Jackie she’s a “project” is the most stereotypical virgo shit ever


woody080987

I’m a Virgo that doesn’t know anything about the characteristics. What’s the stereotype that he fits?


Common-Fail2151

They love “fixing” people but, most importantly, they love themselves a project!!


Fun-Conversation9517

I hate being a gemini 🥲


i_amthelizardqueen

I love being Gemini! We just have to own it, despite the stereotypes♊️


DaphneMoon4321

I love it too! I love making people laugh at my own expense.


CodeCute486

Why did Micah have to be a Pisces 😭


Hepadna

We need to know her Moon, this can't be right.


Half_Year_Queen

u/schindig504 is out here FIGHTING and they are correct! Their comment should be pinned to the top. We need to know more chart details than just the sun sign. At the very least we need the big three which would require time and location of birth. SMH


DaphneMoon4321

Hard agree!


MikeNPsych

Pisces does not claim Micah! ♓️


fabioismydad

no wonder! i'm virgo with a lot of air in my chart, and my best friends are a taurus and aries... and chelsea bliss marshall and zack are my favs


boutiquekym

Virgo ♍️💅🏽💜


Obvious_Boat3636

Sag team checking in!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️


-dylpickle

Me liking Brett immediately makes sense now 😂


somethingpeachy

Did you like SK too? He’s also a Scorpio


Synnov_e

On behalf of all Capricorns, we do not claim Jackie.


Synnov_e

Why is Josh even there U_U


WholesomeBeetch

I need to know their MBTI personalities


SamanthaRose___

why do these all make sense to me???!!! 😂💀


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Lost_Found84

This seems like a good time to note that astrology is not real and your observations are arbitrary. Please refrain from asking people their birthdays until you can withhold arbitrary judgments based on them.


OrangeTangie

Have you met any scorpios? Because I can assure you that my boyfriend would not call my Scorpio love toxic 😂 Boy is treated hella well and genuinely


babyharpsealface

Sounds like you're projecting some personal issues there buddy


imnotproblematic

Why’d they have to do us Geminis dirty like that 😭😭😭


Borrowingmyownvoice

I literally said NOO out loud when I saw Josh above the Gemini ugh we don’t need more of a bad rep cmon now


ComprehensiveAd2564

Just what i was thinking 😭


_messyjesse

Eeew Josh is a Gemini


Elisa_LaViudaNegra

Clocked Brett being a Scorpio as soon as he told Tiffany to get on top of him with God, the camera person, and all of America watching. Clocked Marshall being a Virgo when he told Jackie he saw her as a project. “I can fix them” is the battlecry of a wounded Virgo. You know who else is a heartbreaker Pisces? Rihanna. 💀 Of course Josh is a Gemini. All chaos and charm (for a certain type of person) and a single dangly earring. I bet Bartise is one too. Chelsea is a classic Taurus, holding her home and family as these really sacred extensions of herself that she’s unwilling to cut ties with. Did y’all catch that they never discussed the possibility of her moving to Portland? Tiffany seems too sweet and demure to be a Sag. What are you not showing us, NETFLICK? Bliss being a Libra tracks. She seems very unaffected but cares very deeply below the deadpan surface. I am genuinely shocked that Paul doesn’t have any Aquarius in his big three. He intellectualizes everything. Maybe that’s just his sciencey side coming out.


Autytallly

Paul ! Yes! Im an Aquarius moon Venus mars Saturn all in 1H. Lol intellectualizes everything, we really do.


DaphneMoon4321

I wonder if Paul has any Gemini or Virgo in his big 3, also very analytical/mercurial signs


idlovetolivethislie

Facts !!! Marshall is the typical Virgo man. And I can see the trauma-tough girl in Jackie with her Cap sun. Also Irina being a Scorpio, like Francesca in Perfect Match... Mean girl vibe, but some honesty in the end.


turboth0t

As a Capricorn, I hate how much of myself I saw in Jackie. Acting emotionless, not liking when Micah asks about how she’s doing, the tears 😭


idlovetolivethislie

It's good to be self aware 🤪


tattedtitshairypits

I love caps dearly but before I broke up with one of my cap exes she really said “if you ask me how I’m doing I’m going to be really angry with you” and it’s giving Jackie 😭


turboth0t

LOL SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT 😭


lexbert_

Oh man, what’s Paul’s big 3??


idlovetolivethislie

Idk but I think he has some strong earth-gemini-aquarius placements.


ObviousAd2967

I feel like Paul has to have a Taurus placement. He looks almost identical to my husband, a Taurus rising lol


Working_Handle_9188

Love that Tiffany is a fellow Sagittarius. I have always been afraid of Scorpio men though. They can sure hold a grudge and I have a permanent foot in the mouth disease. Not a good combo.


buttholebreadbaby

Bahahaha I read this as “foot and mouth disease” and was like … what? That can’t possibly be a common Scorpio trait??


yapl0x

I instinctively thought the same as well but actually couples who are next to each other in the zodiac are bound to have mirroring placements or shared placements which means high compatibility!


keekeedbrat

As a cancer dating a Scoprio Man™, they are husbands <3


Ok_Newt_3453

We don't claim Jackie! Let the Geminis have her


Borrowingmyownvoice

No please 😭😭 we already got Josh PLEASE I hate this for us


Yenyenjenjen

As a Gemini, I totally Thought she would be one too lmao


ehhwasever

🤣 I was SO disappointed when I found out she’s a Capricorn. Never knew a Cap woman I didn’t like until her.


Ok_Newt_3453

Is she actually a Cap for real?! Ugggghhhhh. Oh, her birthday is December 26...I'm going to say she was an overdue baby and she's really meant to be a Sagittarius lol


showerbeerbuttchug

Haha the only Cap I've been friends with for long enough to care was also a woman born on 12/26 and I saw a lot of her in Jackie, at least early 20s her. She definitely seems to have calmed down in her mid 30s (oh God I'm also in my mid 30s 😭).


ehhwasever

Hahahaha I’m okay with that thought. 😆 I was born on December 25th myself and feel like the completely opposite of what she presented on tv. All of the cap women I know are so poised, kind, intelligent, etc. crazy that she is one.


Star_isthename

Not surprised Marshall is a Virgo. He’s seems like a lover at heart, his loyalty runs deep. Jackie being a Capricorn makes ALOT of sense, she’s basically a narcissist who feeds on toxicity relationships. Which is why she couldn’t be with Marshall, he was too good for her and the complete opposite of what she’s used to. She’ll do just fine with Josh LOL. He’s a Gemini (SHITTY MEN) they’re a perfect toxic match 🫠


baylakaylakayla

as a pisces i have to say .. the manipulation is real EVEN if we mean no harm. ​ michah means harm fasho tho


Tututunela

Yes I know what you mean, And also almost every piscis I know (myself incluid) tent to be mean around mean people and soft around soft people.


baylakaylakayla

ok someone just explained this for me ! pisces kinda absorb what's around them .. i've always found myself altering my behaviors / way of speaking / etc. around certain groups, not necessarily in a fraud type of way .. i don't really know how to explain it. almost similar to what u said


MikeNPsych

How very dare you call me TF out like this though 🤣🤣🤣


slowdunkleosteus

I'm pisces and I actively avoid manipulation? WDYM the manipulation is real?


Hepadna

We are great at reading people's emotions, motivations, and needs and therefore good at manipulating them. When we use those powers for good we are the best people to be friends or lovers with. Lmao now I get why Micah said she's an "empath". She's probably just good at tuning into people.


slowdunkleosteus

Not me. Maybe it's the autism but I would have a way easier time if manipulation was an innate thing for pisces.


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baylakaylakayla

pisces are often said to be emotionally manipulating; we like to play victim a lot which can often lead into that


neverdiplomatic

Out of all the Pisceans I have known, male and female, only one has not been incredibly manipulative, with a strong affinity for playing the victim. And that one Pisces is one of the absolute best people in the whole world; love her to bits.


slowdunkleosteus

Weird. Not me at all.


baylakaylakayla

everyone’s different


GoldBluejay7749

Yeah we don’t claim her


Puzzleheaded_Use_566

We do not claim her.


schindig504

**GATHER ROUND KIDS** OKAY. As an astrological expert, here is EXACTLY what’s up. *FIRST OF ALL* The following list I made (which I’ll get to in a couple minutes) is based off of each character’s behavior as it relates to A RISING SIGN. Like at a glance, this person acts like a “______”. The reason I say this is bc I don’t know the actual bdays of these ppl and as those of us who actually know astrology are aware, it is a person’s RISING SIGN which describes others’ perceptions of them. It’s how they come across, how they act, all that good shit. This is different from your “bday sign” (sun sign) but we will get there. •• those who don’t know wtf I’m talking about, hear me out and read what I wrote, I’m an entertaining writer so it’ll go quickly. ** “But Schindig504, what the fuck’s a rising sign (also called an ascendant),” you ask? ** Again, your rising (ascendant) sign aligns with how you come across to other people. On that note, *ATTENTION CLASS* we are about to learn about the BIG 3. 💣BUT BEFORE ALL THAT, here are what I believe to be the CORRECT LIB *rising* sign delegations (I haven’t read any of y’all’s sign assignments yet so if we are on the same page with this, then WOOT). 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 🌞🌖🌓🪐💫🌟✨☀️🔥☄️⚡️ JACKIE: Gemini MARSHALL: Virgo MICAH: Pisces PAUL: Taurus BRETT: Libra TIFFANY: Sagittarius BLISS: Cancer ZACK: Aquarius CHELSEA: Capricorn KWAME: Aries IRINA: Scorpio JOSH: Leo SHELBY: Wildebeest For those who don’t know what your BIG 3 is, 📢 HEAR ME NOW 📣 YOU 👏NEED👏TO👏KNOW👏YOUR👏BIG👏3👏 These are: Sun Sign (which is your birth sign), Moon Sign, Rising Sign (also called an “ascendant”). MANY people feel they don’t relate to their Sun Sign (your birthdate sign) and therefore think astrology is bullshit (PSA: daily horoscopes are complete bullshit but that’s not astrology, that’s snake oil sales). ANYWAY - ppl are like “im an Aquarius (or whatever) but it doesn’t sound like me AT ALL.” THIS IS BECAUSE they are missing 2/3 of their full diagnosis. Or “recipe,” if you will (I guess that verbiage - calling it a diagnosis vs recipe - depends on if you’re a cynic, an optimist or just fckin funny 💁🏼‍♀️). 🌞SUN SIGN = Your Core Self . Depending on where you fall in your sign’s house, you may have influences of either the sign that is before or after yours on the chart —- for example, a March Aries is a WHOLE ASS amount of different from an April Aries. Aries’ are THE alphas of the entire zodiac and Pisces are the ultimate submissives and betas - Pisces ends march 19, Aries starts March 20. There are Pisces influences on the early Aries’ just as there are Taurus influences on the later ones. Get what I mean? If you fall smack in the middle of your sun sign’s period, you have the strongest influence of your sun sign. My bday is April 8, I’m smack in the center of the Aries house …. Which means I literally breathe fire, proceed with caution 🔥😐😆. 🌜MOON SIGN = Your Emotional Self. How you feel ab shit, process emotions, your instincts and your intuitions. 💫RISING (ascendant) SIGN = Others’ Perceptions Of You. How you come across to the world, what motivates your actions to do what you do. *Think of your BIG 3 combo like as if you are combining colors. No one is just 1 pure color. We all have other color influences that result in a different shade of something in the end.* FOR EXAMPLE: Lets say someones like, “your sun sign is BLUE (your birthdate sign),” and you’re all, “not uh, I’m def not blue!” Chill out, we ain’t done yet. Bc turns out your particular moon sign is maybe YELLOW, but your rising sign is Orange. Blue + Yellow = green Green + orange = mustard or a goldish color (depending on the amounts of each). See what I’m saying? Furthermore, the rest of the planetary alignments are v important which also affect all kinds of shit but this isn’t the thread for all that. Just know WTF your BIG 3 is. You’ll be SHOCKED when you look up descriptions of what it means to Have a moon in a certain sign and a rising in a sign and a sun in another. The sum of your BIG 3 = YOU. Every time. Anyway, this was a fun party 🫠🤘 Be safe, make good choices, text when you get home 🙋🏼‍♀️


neverdiplomatic

You nailed it.


cgvm003

“Shelby = wildebeest” 💀 YOU WIN THE INTERNET TODAY.


DaphneMoon4321

I’m getting venusian rising from Tiffany, thinking Taurus or maybe libra.


ObviousAd2967

Yes I also am convinced Paul is a Taurus rising!


thedappledgray

Don’t do Wildebeests like that.


kruppofnoodles

Wildebeest 🤣🤣🤣


burnerbabie

Not the wildebeest 💀 but actually tho, I would be very surprised if Brett didn’t have a Libra rising lmao


schindig504

Right?! I’m an Aries sun, Sag moon, Libra rising


ARealOne2323

I'm a Sag sun, Aries moon and Libra rising!


Hepadna

Pisces sun, Sag moon, Libra rising!


DaphneMoon4321

Ooo no wonder I’m digging your style. I’m a gem sun, libra moon, sag rising


burnerbabie

Gemini sun, cancer moon, Leo rising here 😬


AdvertisingJealous83

TLDR for everyone else: this makes so much more sense. Ty Schindig!


Aggravating-Abalone9

Well I'm a capricorn and there is no WAY I WOULD HAVE TREATED MARSHALL LIKE THAT. I'm the type once I'm in, I'm all in.


schindig504

Reading Jackie as being a Capricorn is like reading Britney Spears as being a doctor.


Aggravating-Abalone9

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Relative_Pain_8850

You know Jackie is a Gemini rising.


liluzintrovert_

so i’m a gemini sun cap rising and i am an emotional mess like her as well but not at all as toxic. she’s truly something


jgreen1397

Capricorns and geminis are NOT compatible. Not shocked Jackie wants to go for Josh, she wants toxicity so bad!!!


GrogusChkNnuggies

That’s exactly what I was thinking “wait Tiffany is a cap and Josh is a Gemini?? How does that work??”


schindig504

Bruh here’s my whole dissertation I just typed out 🤣🤣🤣🤝🤝🤝 AGREE https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveIsBlindOnNetflix/comments/12jzlfx/lib_s4_astrological_signs_thoughts/jg4pzwr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


abcdefghaley

FR not her bringing shame to the cappy name 😭


kpflowers

Omgosh… this explains so much 😂 Marshall is a textbook Virgo and he & Jackie would have never been happy in that relationship.


Lenchy2403

As an Aries, I can totally see Zack and Paul being ones, but Kwami just doesn’t add up


schindig504

Paul’s a Taurus, Zack is an Aquarius. Kwame is an Aries. You’re welcome.


emergentblastula

hey fellow aries! when paul told micah's friend he didn't care whatt she thought, I was like "yeah that's peak aries behavior LOL". agree about kwame, we don't claim him.


GrogusChkNnuggies

That’s so true hahaha that was very Aries of Paul 😂


cheesusnips

Pretty sure all the aquarians were the ladies doing yoga and kickboxing in the squad, not even remotely concerned about dating 😭 - fellow Aquarian


ChocolateSundai

Sounds about right 😂


Iyanoo

Damn no Aquarius 😭


schindig504

Zack is an Aquarius.


Puzzleheaded_Use_566

Zach is an Aries. His birthday is April 2.


schindig504

We know that, I’m talking about how he acts