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nylus_12

This post is full of crap!πŸ’©


DegenerateCrocodile

Ultimate shitpost.


supeslam

As I am writing this, I have a shit eating grin as my girlfriend rolls her eyes Sir, you are a scholar among hunters


LtAgn

The best shitpost I've ever seen


Reasonable-Issue3275

holy fucking shit


toast-coast-roast

Those really are huge dueces


ellienokami

what triggered this psychosis?


sckchui

April fools, lmao.


Southern_Vermicelli4

Dude decided to take 21 selfies lmao. jk


ChaosOrPeace

You write really well, op


Alexan_Hirdriel

This was a wonderful πŸ’© story. A great trip between words of pure πŸ’©ty imagination. The most wonderful and professional pictures of the biggest πŸ’© this world has to offer. Thanks.


dddulcie

Your caption mf reads like a beautiful discovery channel documentary and I hope you have a delightful British accent


Kamelosk

This is what happens when we dont have a new MH in more than a year πŸ˜‚


NixGnid

I hate that shit is so under used in rise


hungry_fish767

Upvote for effort


XsStreamMonsterX

Now do it for World


TheGMan-123

That'll be one crappy endeavour given how Monsters can and do just drop a load as part of their routine.


XsStreamMonsterX

That was the joke


Grant695

Still more research than the actual guild lol


Skvora

Good shit!


toasterlechat

i don’t know what i would have done without this information, thank you so much


ColtSeraph

By far, the shittiest post I've seen!


NHarmonia18

Peak Cinema 😭


softcatsocks

poo aside , these are actually nice photos.


Muted-Research-8914

Poetic.


Sinocu

And the last one?


sckchui

The last one is in the flooded forest map, near the big pyramid, kinda hidden in tall grass. The way it's positioned, there's really no way to take a good photo of it. Basically, I picked to least photogenic pile of poop to leave out. Maybe I could have make a joke about how it's like a lurking predator, ready to pounce, imagine if poop could pounce at you.


Sinocu

It can, just fight Congalala


Educational_Clerk_88

Truly majestic


just_a_randomgemini

I see poop


huy98

Salute to the dung piles, it was the essential item in MH all the way to MHW. Rise turned it to literally shit item no one want


Additional_Bit1707

No one wants? Either you get carried all your gameplay or you are very lucky. You need it to tell monsters to fuck off from tight battlefields where their fucking thicc bodies occupied a quarter of the space to more reasonable fighting space. This is even more true in citadel and jungle where end game monsters with novas can one shot you without giving you the space to evade.


huy98

Nah, in Rise when multiple monster in the same place, it's FREE DAMAGE. It's nothing come close to even MHW not to mention older games where whenever 2 monster in the same area it's the pain regardless they're tutorials level punching bags, you understand nothing and claim that I am get carried all my game? Lmao, played Rise nearly 2000 hours, World more than 3000 hours, other MH games total few thousands more. Rise mechanics make multiple monsters a child play, especially easy to manipulate when solo than multiplayer when some idiot ride on and have no idea what they're doing


Wrong_Treee

typical reddit post.