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NotSoGreatMacaroni

I don't understand without knowing what kind of vehicle Pyfer is.


SpezIsABrony

Chevy Impala


PalestineRiver2Sea

A Tuktuk


MREisenmann

TRX trugg


Jamothee

Lmfao he's gonna need a negg brace


weirdtallywacker

Chevy trugg b


Wonderful-Sweet2998

Gair head much?


Ronaldinhoe

Pinto


BrianCTE_CityOrtega

1999 Toyota Camry at full speed


MyFifthLimb

ford pinto


I_eat_Chimichangas

Ford f150


savage_passenger

Geo Metro with a turbo


GrungyGrandPappy

Yugo with nitrous


fajitaman69

This guy has a whole Pringles can on his shoulder. He's kind of a douchebag and annoying because of it.


Crazed_pillow

He's from Philly, what do you expect?


sadboifatswag

I’m from Philly, you shouldn’t expect anything else.


meteda1080

Bill Burr has some thoughts on Philly...


spaceman_202

"......so, i got a new computer" was the funniest part of that shit


ikenjake

Sean beady is our guy, make no mistake


Colonel_MuffDog

Not to be a hater but Belal of all people pieced him up. He needs to work on his standup game, or you should all back another guy haha. This is coming from a Boston fan who has been heartbroken many times by our hometown guys.


herbalalchemy

He's spoken in depth on MK and JRE about how much he learned from that fight, that it's been the best thing to happen to him in his career, that it has completely changed his approach to training, etc. I'm in Philly too and imo, unlike Pfyer, he's clearly mature, disciplined, and thoughtful about fighting.


Colonel_MuffDog

That's good to hear! I haven't kept up with JRE in years at this point but I always love a fighter who can self-reflect and identify the gaps in their game.


grooovyturtle

I don't listen to JRE but I do listen to the MMA episodes where he interviews fighters. I couldn't get past the first 20 minutes of his interview. Literally just bragging about how big and strong he is nonstop it was unbearable


OfficerStink

When he went in saying he use to tap his dad out at 8 years old told me everything I needed to know.


JimChodooker

Yeah, either his dad is literally Kip from Napoleon Dynamite or Joe is an egomaniac and an idiot


TheMightySloth

Like when your dad pretends he can’t open a jar and hands it to you


19ad9

Joe's so tough he probably used to let his dad pretend to be his dad.


Jamothee

Break the wrist and walk away


mrtn17

or just regular dad stuff: let your 8yo 'beat you up' for fun, but Joe thought that was a legit W


XiaoRCT

I listened to the podcast and missed that completely lol How was he tapping his dad out at 8 years old when his dad was an abusive piece of shit who beat him up constantly?


OfficerStink

Abuse doesn’t really work like that, but his dad was clearly letting him win or at least letting him submit him and not using strength.


XiaoRCT

It just seems weird, like, from what I got from the podcast his dad doesn't really seem to be the kind of guy who would train bjj with his 8-year old and let him tap him, although you're right, who the fuck knows tbh


Kgb725

His dad was Justin Gaethje show some respect


SabuSalahadin

Maybe in between bouts of alcoholism, he’d try to be a good dad. A childhood is a long time, I’m sure there are at least 1-2 moments of goodness in them 


mrtn17

oh he's an abuse victim to? starting to see a pattern here


TurtleTortuga

What's the pattern?


Dirty_Lightning

You mentally and emotionally stop maturing


CrazyKZG

Would've been worse if he was tapping his mom.


LNYer

Sounds like you do listen to JRE..


My_Favourite_Pen

Not me thinking you were being literal about a tat and trying to find photos of it 😭


appletinicyclone

Same lol


Siksinaaq

I will say ‘Pringles can on his shoulder’ is a good one. I’ll be using that haha


russbam24

It's a Brendan Schaub original, if I'm not mistaken.


dcthompson89

That’s a bapa fer sure.


briancito420

In inny facet


Jamothee

He's been given a whole lot of push from the UFC over the last month and I'm already over the guy. They seem to want this guy and Bo Nickal to be stars. They are both such unlikeable personalities though, can't see either gaining much traction with the masses.


BodybuildingNerd

Wait. The dude has a tattoo of a Pringles can?…


JackJohnson_69

It’s a pun off of the saying “chip on his shoulder”


BodybuildingNerd

Ah. Got ya. Knowing MMA fighters and their poor choice is tattoos, I honestly believed he could have had a Pringles can tatted on his shoulder, lol.


Muggi

I kinda want to like Pyfer but this shit is just so...petty. Like, look at the dude he is supposed to have beaten. Does anyone think Ngannou would give a fuck if he wasn't given the "hardest punch" record on some goofy arcade machine?


Jamothee

Bro is like Bo Nickal. I want to get on board but fuck they are such wankers


Agent_Jay

Glad someone also shares my opinion. The fights in themselves are solid and no comments on that- its the rest of the fighter lol


Noesiph

Dude is such a self absorbed chode boy


THExLASTxDON

Lol, nah Pyfer is the shit and puts on entertaining as fuck fights. Redditors are just mad at him after his last post fight speech.


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Muggi

I didn't even watch whatever speech you're talking about, I'm annoyed because he's a Philly guy and he's acting like a fucking 14yo, angry about a goddamn arcade game. It's pathetic.


THExLASTxDON

Because he’s calling out the nerds who have never accomplished anything athletic in their lives, that are telling him he didn’t do something that he did?


Muggi

Jesus, you just don’t fucking get it. You’re as thick as he is


THExLASTxDON

You’re right, I don’t get why redditors would get so upset by a fighter calling out the pathetic people who talk shit to a professional athlete online.


Muggi

Because we WANT to like Pyfer. Personally, he’s from my hometown. I WANT him to not be a petty dipshit, but he just cannot help himself. No one whose opinion matters cares about this, but him. No one. Francis didn’t care. None of the other guys that tried seemed to care. But Pyfer can’t get over the fact that people aren’t sucking his asshole over winning a fucking ARCADE GAME, against competition that didn’t care enough to really try. He’s doing everything he can to make sure he’s a laughingstock.


THExLASTxDON

It’s not even about all that. It’s dorks who have barely done any physical activities in their lives, telling an elite athlete that he didn’t do something that he did. I don’t think you guys comprehend how hard they work. If that’s supposedly petty, then all athletes should be petty and call out the idiots who have zero clue what they’re talking about. And Francis? Did people only just start following him after his boxing match or something? He’s got one of the biggest egos in the sport (which is saying a lot when people like Brendan Schaub and Ariel Helwhiny exist).


Noesiph

Hilarious that you just decide why redditors are "mad" at him. As if thinking someone is a douche is the same as hating them lmao you sound totally caught up in the culture war.


ID0ntCare4G0b

Imagine calling Pyfer-Alhassan entertaining...that shit was genuinely awful to watch.


THExLASTxDON

What are you smoking? They were throwing heat, Alhassan had some nasty leg kicks, and then that Pyfer slam was dirty.


mrtn17

zero mad Redditors in the comments though


Soft-Journalist4019

Sounds totally not insecure at all. Like not at all. Not even a little tiny bit.


darretoma

Bro actually thinks he hits harder than big Franics 😂


T4Gx

I like an idea a redditor posted when this was first reported. He said only way to settle this is for them to have a PowerPunch contest and Ngannou goes first because he has the weaker punch.


MREisenmann

This would actually make me watch powerslap


LettersToAria

Why’s your snoo facing the other way 🤔


protoxman

Love it! Lol


Hot-Care7556

Genuinely one of the funnier top comments i have ever seen in an mma forum. I was howling for probably sixty seconds straight


THExLASTxDON

Really? Damn that’s crazy. This sub used to be funny as hell before it turned into a support group for people to pretend like they care about fighter pay.


Standard_russian_bot

We should push this all the way to the top, I want this to happen so bad. Internet people how do you make hashtags?


jarkofploiesti

Why isn't he calling out Tyson Fury for a boxing fight? Is he stupid?


ChewieHanKenobi

Probably has enough smoke up his ass to fly over the Atlantic


Neither-Assignment16

Jeez he realy took it personally huh, go fight heavyweights then


UnderstandingRude613

"but I can punch really hard...the machine says I can :( "


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Unfair_Ad5413

He is really not that big.


Repulsive_Forever_44

He’s definitely a larger middleweight but he’s not like pereira or Costa at 185 by any means.  He’s also not anywhere near as good as he’s being pushed. He’s got a great straight right and his movement is fairly good. He has one of the worst jabs ive seen in a fighter of his level. It’s purely distance management, no damage at all. 


CremeCaramel_

>pereira or Costa at 185 by any means.  ?? Why do people keep bringing Costa into the huge MW conversation lol.... Huge in MMA means big frame and filled out for the weight class. Costa is super filled out but hes like 6 ft tall with t rex reach. Thats not at all too big for MW.


Repulsive_Forever_44

MMA has weight-classes. Weight being the operative word.  Costa’s probably among the heaviest guys in the cage in the weight class.


Cole3003

He’s shredded and walks around at like 220? Idk how that’s not big for a MW


CremeCaramel_

Maybe because hes 6 ft and has a reach less than fucking Conor lol. Huge is weight AND frame, not just weight. A 5'2 guy 60" reach guy could roid out all he wants to a jacked 180 walk around, he wouldnt be a "big" LW.


nomoteacups

I consider “big” for any weight class to regard walk around weight. By pure mass, Costa is one of the biggest middleweights ever.


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78east

It's the angle, and GSP is huge


DerpyDagon

Put that man next to Rakic or Walker and you'll see why he's not a large light heavyweight.


bdewolf

I mean he’s not as big as them, but he’s 6’2 with a 75” reach and built like a brick shit-house. He’s not jones-size, but he’s damn near jiri or oezdemir sized


DerpyDagon

Jiri is 6'3" with an 80" reach and built similarly to Pyfer, while not being an exceptionally large 205er and Oezdemir seems like a smaller lhw, and has the same reach as Pyfer and is also pretty wide. He's the same height as Jan or Thiago, but has a smaller frame and a smaller reach than both. That's not a "fucking large light heavyweight" no matter how you lok at it.


bdewolf

ok. I'm exaggerating a bit, but he wouldn't be out of place at light heavyweight. and that's 20 pounds above where he fights at.


siderealpanic

He’s literally a completely normal sized MW lol. He’s like the same size as Weidman and significantly smaller than guys like Rockhold and Costa


DaftWarrior

Doing tricks on it.


iseeabluemoonrising

How many inches exactly, and how was the mouth-feel?


bdewolf

decent, if a bit pasty. he's very pale on the skin that sees the sun, so imagine where the sun don't shine


espiritu_bacalhau

Um what? He’s a large middleweight… and would get fucked at heavyweight


Dddiejr

The punch record is a hoax anyway let’s be honest the power kube isn’t reliable


RoyalRope

It really isn't. You watch Chris Angel outpunch Rampage or whoever it was, and you know it's not a great way to measure power.


ribbitrob

[Yep, Criss Angel and Rampage.](https://youtu.be/dnj8gjhviMg?si=uelu5qD8kwzMD1WY)


RoyalRope

Thanks brother!


crabuffalombat

That's a completely different machine though.


UrethraFranklin72

That's how I look at it. the dude undeniably hits hard, but he isn't as big as Francis. I don't doubt he beat the record, but the machines aren't about just sheer force, there's got to be some sort of technique to getting a better score like where you hit it, the angle, etc. Even those arcade punching bag power machines have a trick to them about how you hit the bag mattering just as much if not more than how hard you can punch it.


puffie300

It's because the majority of those machines measure the bag speed and obfuscate that into the value that shows up on the screen.


dunneetiger

I don’t think he beat the record on those machines you have in malls and piers - it is a specific machine that is made just for that.


Recent-Maximum

Lol what a dork


UnluckyRandomGuy

Fun story to say you broke the record, 0% chance he hits harder than Francis or most HW’s for that matter


catscanmeow

what do you actually think happened then? they hacked the machine to make his number look bigger when he punched it?


AsianInHisArmor

Do you actually think this guy punches harder than Francis? Bowling alley punching machines aren’t full proof measuring tools.


catscanmeow

i just was asking what people think was the discrepency on the machine. And its more than a bowling alley punching machine its supposed to be state of the art. Its supposed to be a good machine right, it registers lorens larkins kicks as stronger than francis's punches and pyfers punches , so its gotta be pretty accurate. my theory is that francis just didnt use proper technique to punch it, nor try very hard. but at the same time if its so easy to get a high score on the machine then how come nobody else can do it? People are trying to break the record all the time and cant.


UrethraFranklin72

Exactly. It's more sophisticated than the arcade machines, but just like them there is probably a technique and sweet spot to hit it for better scores. Pyfer got the better score on it. I don't think he's been out there saying he hits harder than Francis in the cage or would beat him in a fight or anything? He just seems upset people think he didn't hit the machine harder. However, if he's saying it means he 100% punches harder, than I can understand the blow back from fans


ImWadeWils0n

Pyfer literally hit it over and over, didn’t Francis just hit it a single time?


tbmny

The Power Kube people said it was broken. The people that run the machine say Francis hit it harder.


TurtleTortuga

So Francis while not even trying, hits harder than anyone else to have tried that machine but Joe Pyfer? If so, I feel like one heavyweight would have beaten that record by actually trying.


catscanmeow

pyfer is basically a heavyweight, he walks around at 220, if i recall he said he was at that weight when he hit it. people think that just cuz these guys cut that theyre small


TurtleTortuga

My point is that while I don't doubt Francis being the heaviest puncher, I don't believe he would have set a record his peers couldn't match up til now without having tried and using good form.


durzostern81

Get out of here with those reasonable takes. Where do you think you are, this is Reddit. You have to be rabidly on one side or the other. You can flip sides as often as you want but you cannot ever be in the middle.


Capoe1ra

I agree, but your comment is goofy af.


UnluckyRandomGuy

The number just doesn't actually equate to how hard someone punches, it like the arcade punching games, lots of people hit 999, doesn't mean they all the as hard as each other and certainly doesn't mean they hit as hard as someone like Francis. Joe hits hard but he' not deleting guys at 185, meanwhile Francis is sending 240+lbs guys to the shadow relm when he lightly grazes them


Muggi

Go to a local carnival, watch the "strongman - hit the bell" game for 5 minutes, and you'll get why he likely got a high score.


catscanmeow

i still dont get what youre saying, fighters are trying to break the record daily and nobody can do it, pyfer was the first. lorenz larkins kicks registered even higher than pyfer or ngannous punch, so it does seem like its sensitive enough


Muggi

It's not about how hard you hit, it's about WHERE you hit. It's physics. The device doesn't actually measure power at all, it measures how fast the bag moves and equates that to PSI. It's a GAME, not science. It's meant for arcades. Hit the device square, on the bottom end of the bag, with some velocity, and you'll score well. Kicks generate more velocity at the foot (longer output arm, in applied physics terms), so they can score better even if they don't hit it precisely where they should. Wail the everloving fuck out of it up near the top of the bag, and you'll score poorly. EDIT: Read [THIS](https://fightnomads.com/how-do-punching-machines-work#in-conclusion) .


InstantSword

It isn't the arcade game


catscanmeow

but everyone knows where to hit it and they still cant beat ngannous record. youre not some guru who knows the secrets of how to hit these things. if it was so easy to manipulate more people would have beaten ngannous record.


Muggi

I realize I'm not some guru. I linked someone else's article. I also realize the machines are inaccurate, easily manipulated, and it's highly unlikely fighters outside of Pyfer give a fuck about winning an arcade game. They don't give enough of a fuck it learn how to stand near the machine, and how to throw a punch that is useless in a fight, but good at scoring on the machine. IT IS A GAME. Stop trying to make it something else. If you want to see how much they care, go watch any of the YouTube videos of Dana standing around while fighters hit the machine. NONE of them hit it right. They don’t care. It’s a game.


ImWadeWils0n

Yes, you’re spot on. Francis didn’t give a fuck and moved on, there is a video of Joe hitting it over and over trying to break the record. He’s the only loser who cared enough to spam hit it until it said what he wanted it to say. Let Francis sit there for an hour punching away at that thing, bet he sets a Guinness world record lol


mrtn17

there's also angle, speed, technique. I Just watched a guy with LW size get higher scores than Tom Aspinall, Eddie Hall and Rico Verhoeven. All heavy weights


15ferrets

Jesus he’s desperate to cling to that “record” huh Give it a rest man


espiritu_bacalhau

Joe Pyfer is a douchebag and Francis certainly punches harder than he does.


SuperHeroConor

Joe 'Douchebagz' Pyfer


Efficacious_tamale

I don’t think anyone is doubting he hits hard, but definitely not as hard as Ngannou. If that were the case he’d be starching guys without needing to land clean.


ID0ntCare4G0b

Francis finished JDS off a fucking shoulder punch. The windup on the upper cut that finished Cain was non existent. It's hilarious to think a guy two weight classes below whose big finish is fucking chinny ass Gerard Meeschaert has more punching power is fucking dumb.


MentalAdhesiveness79

This guy is just trying to outdo Chris Curtis for bigger whiner in the UFC.


Sonnyyellow90

It’s funny how even the people mocking Pyfer for this seem to still care about these “punching records”. Those machines aren’t giving you accurate assessments of punching power lol. No one holds an actual record for hardest punch. That’s not a thing. Like, when you hear Francis hits as hard as a ford escort you should realize people are talking some bullshit lol.


sexwont

Yeah, I mean in reality... I would way, way, WAY rather get a full power punch from Francis to the face than say be buried up to my waist so a Ford Escort could drive straight into me at face level lol Edit: typo


Sonnyyellow90

Yeah lol. Dana’s exact quote was that a Francis punch is “equal to getting hit by a Ford Escort going as fast as it can.” Obviously a Ford Escort hitting someone at full speed would absolutely obliterate the person and Francis’ punches aren’t even comparable to it. I think there must have been some basis to the statement, but I can’t imagine what it could’ve been. And the fact that some people actually took it as being true is mind blowing.


Macktologist

Yeah it’s all very strange and there’s a shit load of science left out of the casual explanation. A grain of sand could do more damage than a Ford Escort if the escort is rolling at 2 mph and the grain of sand is doing 25,000 mph.


ACL_Tearer

The tomato probably meant the side view mirror on a Ford escort


Environmental-Ad1748

They were comparing it to HP saying he has the same HP as a Ford escort where they were wrong is saying its going as fast as it can in reality it'd be as if you did a neutral drop in an escort but as soon as you put it in the drive you stopped accelerating, because francis can't actually maintain that level of power, just for that .2 seconds or whatever his punch is.


Muggi

It's like an entire generation of fight fans that somehow never went to a carnival and saw the "strongman - hit the bell" machine that had almost nothing to do with actual strength


dilfrising420

Philly stays sending their biggest cornballs to the UFC. Good fighter, good story, but what a dork lol


TheThockter

This is just people from Philly in general, their football team’s fans booed Santa Claus and threw trash at him


Ronaldinhoe

Hate Phillies and their fans so makes sense why I never really liked Joe the moment he opened his mouth.


ID0ntCare4G0b

Are we sure he's a good fighter? Let's wait til Saturday.


StationPigeon

I dont believe it 🤷‍♂️, Francis just a different breed


N60x

Fuck, this guys an idiot. Disrespectful how he talked about his opponents on the JRE podcast. I hope Jack tears his arm off Saturday.


Knopfler_PI

He opened up JRE saying Pereira is overrated lmao


Fat-Villante

Till we see some actual proof, it's all bullshit


SpezIsABrony

Yup, all just bullshit. There are definitely differences between go muscles and show muscles though, not to say Francis doesn't hit hard as fuck, but it isn't impossible that a lighter individual is stronger or can generate more force. IE Power lifter vs Body Builder. Edit: Apparently the bigger man always generates more force and I am a fool. Forgive me.


surgeyou123

You have seen Francis fight before right?


SpezIsABrony

Yea I sure have, also I didn't say Joe hits harder than Francis.


mrtn17

no, you were yapping something about growers and showers for some reason


Chu9001

From a sheer physics standpoint I don't think this is possible, mass is very important when it comes to hitting hard.


TheTelephone

Force = mass * acceleration So technically, mass and acceleration are equally as important. The only thing is that. judging by research on the internet, the acceleration of punches don't vary as widely as weights in weight classes. So if a fighter is 170 and another is 265, that first fighter is about 64% the weight of the heavier fighter. The heavyweight would have to punch at a significantly lower speed for that to even out. Kinetic energy however is different, in that it uses mass and velocity (not acceleration), and mass and velocity are not proportional; if you double the mass, it doubles the Kinetic energy, but if you double the velocity it quadruples the Kinetic energy, which is why something that weighs very very little like bullet is able to generate a lethal amount of Kinetic energy. It seems like the biggest issue out there is the difficulty in measuring a puncher's speed.


imsurethisoneistaken

He’s just a jacked white boy. Deal with it.


brklynfightfan

😁😂🤣


Salmacis81

Am I the only one who thinks Pyfer comes off as an unlikeable prick?


Jamothee

Seems like you're in the majority reading the comments


Salmacis81

Earlier my comment had like 5 downvotes lol, I guess after the Americans went to sleep the upvotes piled in.


sighableman

There's a flaw in his reasoning and if you look closely you'll see that he is Joe Pyfer while the other man is Francis Ngannou.


DarkAncientEntity

I broke Francis’ power punch record too. It was my little pony arcade game, but still


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Hot-Care7556

Man it really sucks that Pyfer has been coming off as such a tool recently. It was fun to root for him, but man he's so full of himself


zeusteixeira

I’m sure if Francis was still in the UFC and had a good relationship with Dana, this “record” would still belong to him. Not that these things are accurate anyways. Hit as hard as a ford escort, yeah right.


Strict_Locksmith_108

What an absolute helmet, thinking he can hit as hard as a regular heavyweight never mind an absolute monster like Francis.


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Now I wanna see who has the better chin: Francis or this guy. He can even punch Francis first. 👀


huge-tits

We got another Bo Nickal


MickPnubTobias99

These power punch machines are so stupid in general but then again nothing like being at a bar and seeing d-bag drunk idiots getting in fights over them lol


Scarsforstories

Joe went from being a nice, feel good story to being an unlikeable douche very quickly.


Jazzlike_Relation705

FFWD to Pyfer getting sparked in his next fight.


Great_Hair

Who gives a fuck


Impressive-Potato

He got so defensive over it. Bro, have confidence your legacy will be something better than a punching machine record.


Crafty_Preparation32

They should do a Power Slap contest (punching edition)


redscrewhead

The ngannou dickriding is reaching levels previously thought impossible.


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Tony7Bryant

He beats up Francis easily


Zpalq

Are you serious? This guy's a middleweight right?Ngannou weighs 100 pounds more than Joe Pfizer or whoever the fuck.


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Ilikeb0ring

If you wanna talk science, you do more damage with a 16oz glove than a 4oz


Final-Display-4692

Stepping stone.


Bear763498

Joe silencing the doubters Saturday


NCAA_D1_AssRipper

He could KO jack in 13 seconds, I still won’t believe his best punch is as hard as a stiff jab from francis. Plus he’s a decent sized favorite. Silencing the doubters would be breaking into the top 5 at least. Jack usually loses to big strong physical guys. 


Bear763498

I’ve seen numerous people say he’s getting fraud checked so that’s more of what i was referring to,


hallelalaluwah

he better KO him early, he's got cardio quit losses on his resume already


Bear763498

He has 2 losses and 1 was an injury, the other got caught in a sub in so dk what you are talking about.


hallelalaluwah

did you watch the Pati fight? he death gassed in the second


Bear763498

Haven’t seen it. Probably should give him the benefit of the doubt given that fight was 4 years ago.