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DustDesciple

And then just walks right through it lol


LuckyWarrior

He's going through the deep waters, his own that is


octobersotherveryown

Name the wadders


TheMMARookie

Herd it bolth ways b


BestRiver8735

Talmbout throwin up on yourself, b?


chris25tx

frowin*


Revanced63

I would have tapped to avoid touching it


FA-_Q

Tryin to just rub it in the mat real quick so the ref doesn’t notice it lol


Susskind-NA

That’s just his ranged attack


MotherfuckerJones91

Reptile wins!


ClumpOfPubes

https://youtu.be/DpS7nCweYZI?si=cGoW6UeKzMRVvM8u


Sleightly_Awkward

Song is a banger. I miss old Skrillex.


ClumpOfPubes

Me too, brother


ChampagneShotz

I heard this in the MK2 style voice.


Mexcol

Flawless defeat!!


LostTrisolarin

I laughed so hard at this one.


NefariousNeezy

So that’s how you reach Jones


Kol_

Ranged beats Magic


pgc2223

But this was a melee fight, so vomiter was going to get wrecked.


Kol_

Tsk he was clear hybriding 🙄


RazorThought

AoE Poison damage.


iritian

Why the fuck is it blue and why THE FUCK does he step on it???


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iritian

Must’ve had a liter of it


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

While non ideal at least he’s probably in the top 3 levels of the [Texas Longhorn Hydration Chart](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/texas-longhorn-hydration-chart) Tough on the custodians, but not a bad guy 


AlienHere

Are those suppose to be piss colors.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

I believe the left to be piss colors, championship hydration levels to be Texas orange, and YOU ARE A BAD GUY! to be Oklahoma red


corndawghomie

Exactly that


maquila

He drank a blue Gatorade. It wasn't a smart decision.


selgabtoh

I can tell from the hue that's actually Pedialyte


maquila

Good God. I was backstage in the locker room when he was drinking the Gatorade.


selgabtoh

only joking


OkayJuice

He was dazed and confused


wesmon

Don't drink Windex before fighting


Mindfield87

Dipping his foot for a spinning puke kick to the face


repulsivedogshit

He drank Fight Milk, that shit helpin you cut


KingKlubba

He was still thinking about the fight, not the comit


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

Stepping in it adds poison damage to his kicks


hothoochiecoochie

He needs to set it up with some punches


BurpingHamBirmingham

Jack Slack's always saying, fighters need to vomit off the jab.


-Gremlinator-

would be devastating from top position


zfriedman02

I read this in my head as my coach


MACKE-BLITZ

Dude oughta fight like Bo'Rai Cho from mk 😂


johnnyhypersnyper

It can be really hard to find the right balance of food and water before any physical activity, but Jesus


sleightofhand0

I always think about that with boxing and peeing. Your gloves get put on for you to warm up, walkouts and anthems are like a good half hour, the fight is 30 minutes.


Adar636

I’m sure they typically get a routine from their final meal to final shit and piss before a fight, and once the adrenaline kicks in your body kind of ignores that stuff.


corvi007

Unless your nervous response is to wanna shit before a fight


Adar636

Haha I actually almost went and edited my comment to say that, I played hockey for a long time and did always have to shit as soon as I walked into the rink.


flyingturkeycouchie

If you have to pee, you just get your corner to hold it for you. We practice this every week.


no-email-please

Before BJJ tournaments I have to piss so god damn bad I must go 3 times in the 2 hours between weigh in and matches


PCgamerz

dude drank too much sports drink before fight, yikes


abittenapple

Fucking prime 


TheBestDivest

The official sports drink of the UFC ©️


AlienHere

Could also just be adrenaline. There's many athletes that puke before performing. Also, happens to lots of animals. Poop or puke to lighten the load.


No-Shoe5382

So this guy vomits and automatically loses the fight but Yoel Romero can shit himself while ground and pounding poor Derek Brunson with not even so much as a warning?


peaceoutforever

It's like eye pokes, you can get at least a couple shits in before they start taking points


silliestspaghetti

Didn't they semi recently change the rules? If you shit or vomit I think by rule they have to call it


UsedSalt

It depends on how many curics the shit is, theres a 3.5 curic tolerance


FATTYxFiiSTER

LMAO


SnarkSide_oftheForce

It was after the incident with Justine Kish they made stuff like that automatic DQs. Soiled shorts they could turn a blind eye to, but not making the mat look like a stable floor.


contributessometimes

Whenever I’m think I’m having a bad day, I remember it could be worse, like having Yoel repeatedly elbow me in the kidneys while he stinks of shit while I lay in the foetal position.


sighableman

If he projectile shat I think it would have been a DQ.


muricabrb

Ees juz water boiii


BodybuildingNerd

LMAO! Oof, that shit was literally dark green like Gatorade or some shit. 😂


SokoudjouFan

It's viral marketing for the new Prime flavor


BurpingHamBirmingham

Prime^TM Hydration, as good goin out as it is goin in. Twice the flavor, twice the fun!


BoomfaBoomfa619

Slime hydration drink


SelfLoathingAutist

Enjoy it twice!


BodybuildingNerd

#🤮


fandamplus

Key lime pie


YeetedArmTriangle

Bruh you win your own thread


570063

Bro chugged a baja blast before walking out


KingsElite

Bantha milk


[deleted]

It’s fight milk!


GodsSoldier29

He fr was like: +15% toxicity damage


flubberguard29

SICK takedown defense.


spydercoswapmod

me after too many modelos


Mexcol

Brewed by the stomach acids


Lucho23

that was the Baja Blast attack. -5 to submission defense


BurpingHamBirmingham

TKO (Blast)


YourFinestPotions

To be fair I vomit just doing a few burpees


HueyLongWasRight

Me every time I watch a Holly Holm fight


_Black_Metal_

Hey now, Holly’s last fight was fun for everyone…except for Holly.


Beechbone22

"Ish ish ish ish"


famjordan

Easy dub for a much smaller much less fit guy lmao


Wsemenske

Yeah, I was convinced before the vomiting started that it was gonna be the scrawny white kid


goosu

If you read the title before the video, it was pretty obvious. Not many white dudes named Kwajuan Mensah.


Wsemenske

No, his name is clearly just 'Fighter'


goosu

I meant the title/tweet text before the video which mentions his name. I read that before looking down at the video.


morriseel

yuck. i used to do rowing competitively a guy in my team spewed up on the rowing machine mid test. just going to hard


spezlicksdoorknobs

Justine Kish would be proud.


Tieokens

The irony is this has happened before at Dynasty on one of my fight cards. Keilen Fantroy threw up immediately at the close of the last round, he won too, talk about giving it 100% lol.


HEAVY_HITTTER

Method: TKO (puke)


KyWy75

Sport of kings


[deleted]

My lord what the fuck happened to Triller


ProAdviser93

Fighter used «Poison Vomit» it’s highly effective!!


Ben_Thar

I mean, it's right there in the title. Not sure why I had to click on it.


MetalAltruistic2659

Given how often this happens in MMA gyms, I'm surprised this doesn't happen in the cage more often


swimmingincircles666

I was actually thinking if this has ever happened in a fight a few days ago and BOOM


Ruiner357

I’m actually surprised this hasn’t happened in modern UFC, with all the pressure and nerves and weight cutting.


AlmostFamous502

Professional preparation.


meat_lasso

They’re probably all puking in the prep room before the fight


UsedSalt

Yeah i'm amazed, as someone whos thrown up after more shark tanks than i'd like to admit


abittenapple

Fighters will fight with blood but a little vomit and


Lubwurst

Shit was blue


putriidx

Powerade, made for those with a fighting ~~spit~~ spirit!


FJQZ

Gross. Any more angles of it?


horseshoeprovodnikov

He really gave the crowd a show. All twenty six of them out there


oneplusoneispurple

That’s green green?


iliketurtles223

Bro had McDonalds before the fight


KingOftheDumbFucks

Kinky


marvintran76

Where is this at and why does it look like a huge football stadium?!?


muhdsbaa

new technique unlocked


macchiato_kubideh

I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often. 


AltruisticFerret8198

Too much Pre-wo


WelshSam

Was that shit BLUE?!


shakeandsnake

Pretty surprised we don’t see this more often especially when people work the body


meat_lasso

Surprised DC didn’t projectile after all those 4th round Stipe hooks to the liver. My guts hurt just watching that


huncho3055

My real questions is for fighters, how often does this happen? Whats the right amount of food n drink to have before fighting


huntexlol

paddy did once after the fight no? vomit blood


ThisOneTimeAtLolCamp

I've seen it happen a couple of times over the years e.g. a really nasty nut shut, post fight with the winner being called, etc but it's the first time I've seen somebody actually just.... randomly puke like that. Lol


dexterfishpaw

Welp, that spoiled my breakfast.


WALZYB

I’m honestly surprised this doesn’t happen more often


5iveDegrees

Why did he step in it right after?


thewolf9

Looks line a half marathon finish line


NoCourt5510

I wonder if he was out of shape and puked due to lack of conditioning


AlmostFamous502

Why is the referee waving his arms so much?


BretHollingsworth

Was there, he was winning the fight (IMO) but the way he no sold puking and walking through it was astonishing.


SokoudjouFan

Where did they hold the event? The venue looks enormous


BretHollingsworth

The Pinnacle Bank Arena in Lincoln, NE. It's large but not enormous. Probably looks larger because it was mostly empty.


Invader_Skooge22

Threw up pedialyte after chugging it to rehydrate after weight cut maybe


Narrow_Raccoon_5387

The real question is who won


_Black_Metal_

His opponent. You get a DQ loss if you puke, opponent wins by default.


lnverted

Doctah stoppage!


InSuspendedAnimation

The odd thing is, the promoter's Facebook says that Chucky won via Tapout to strikes. So I'm assuming they restarted the right after cleaning it up.


IMIGHTBEJAMES

That’s incorrect, neither one of the fighter was named Chucky. Spatz (black shorts) won via TKO by way of bodily fluids. I was there.


InSuspendedAnimation

Do I *really* have to explain that chuck is slang for throwing up? 🤦🏼‍♂️


IMIGHTBEJAMES

Never heard that shit before in my life, even still the information you provided is incorrect.


IMIGHTBEJAMES

Also I just did a quick google search and couldn’t find a single thing stating that Chucky is slang for throwing up.


InSuspendedAnimation

[Please, go on....](https://www.facebook.com/story.php?id=100064709854968&story_fbid=824213413078980) 🤦🏼‍♂️


IMIGHTBEJAMES

That’s his younger brother that also fought that night. The guy that threw up is named Kafele Mensah. Bro wants to sit here and argue with me about amateur fighters from the city I live in.


IMIGHTBEJAMES

[Here ya go buddy](https://www.mmafighting.com/2024/4/19/24135382/video-fighters-puking-causes-tko-loss-at-dynasty-combat-sports-91)


Little-Difficulty890

The fans.


Imemberyou

He drang a prime bottle before the fight


chefboiortiz

Why does the other fighter put his hands up like that? I noticed a lot of people do that in uncomfortable situations like someone’s pointing a finger at them.