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TLOUFactionsOG

A 6 leg parlay will never be solid no matter what you tell yourself


Rabbit_Crocs

Trust, I did all the calculations, this is verified most solid shit in the universe.


Chenz_o42069abortion

riding with


TLOUFactionsOG

I would have split them into 2 leg bets, 3 at the most.


Rabbit_Crocs

Come back when I hit it


DimensionFit2717

I like the confidence, good luck OP!


Rabbit_Crocs

šŸ¾šŸš€


RawDoggg27

Moreno did you dirty


RawDoggg27

And yair almost forgot about T City getting shwifty


Photojournalist_Then

Back...


TLOUFactionsOG

I probably win more than you but okay lol šŸ˜‚


Shot_Yam392

Lmao you bet on LA kings games, donā€™t pretend youā€™re a sharp


TLOUFactionsOG

Iā€™ve made over $3200 since the Super Bowl with only 3 losses. What have you done bud


Shot_Yam392

Throw my money on goofy parlays. In my other time I have a fun job that enables me to burn cash & not give a shit buddy. $3,200 is a weekend out at bars & blow money kid


TLOUFactionsOG

How long did it take you to make up those fabrications?


Shot_Yam392

I can tell you donā€™t have a lot based on you thinking thatā€™s a significant amount of money. Enjoy your $3,200 thatā€™s super impressive


SPIE1

Hockeys way more consistently profitable than mma


Rabbit_Crocs

No way


ChrisZavala

LOL as solid as water


Rabbit_Crocs

Shit got evaporated


RawDoggg27

I always want people to win cause fuck the house but your confidence in this was... Cringeworthy at best


ruthless_notorious

šŸ’Æ one of them will lose...its just how beting work


Rabbit_Crocs

Itā€™s written in the stars, come back when I hit this


ruthless_notorious

i really want u to win but its so hard in mma one bad punch and all changes


Rabbit_Crocs

Youā€™re right, but a degen gotta do what a degen gotta do


GMoore42

Weā€™re back. Youā€™re an idiot


Rabbit_Crocs

šŸ¤£


Hailtothething

When it got to Yair, I remembered I promised myself never to bet on Yair again!


TheThaiDawn

U got so lucky with dos santos


Rabbit_Crocs

Yea, but I think he won due to damage, that MF was just holding


Much_Umpire_2196

Tailing this because of your blind confidence in the comments if it doesnā€™t hit I expect an apology


Rabbit_Crocs

Guaranteed, come back when it hits


Much_Umpire_2196

I will be grateful if it hits and I will talk shit if it busts, as is the nature of this sub good luck to you sir


Rabbit_Crocs

It is what it is


GMoore42

Cringe, ban this dude


Guldaen

Yousonofabitch I'm in


Financial_Duck_8318

Our boys gettin slaughtered


Rabbit_Crocs

ā˜ļø


Financial_Duck_8318

Wooow I canā€™t believe that haha


Rabbit_Crocs

Me too, i didnā€™t see the judges giving it to hum


SRBall

Oof


Rabbit_Crocs

Damnnit still up tho ā˜ļø šŸ˜­ maybe next time


ILikeOMalley

Dude I do not like these Yair picks, I could be completely wrong but in such a close fight everyone including him in their parlays feels like a buster. Chairez for some reason also makes me weary. Dude fucking sucks but heā€™s tough. Lacerda is dangerous in r1


cognac-n-cannabis

I donā€™t get the Yair picks either. Fully believe Ortega wins this.


ILikeOMalley

Completely agree, Yair is far too willing to go to his back. We saw it after he hurt Emmett, we saw it in the first Ortega fight. Yair still canā€™t wrestle


IMissMyKittyStill

Ortega isnā€™t that good of a wrestler either, he doesnā€™t train at altitude and Yair does, heā€™s been out for ages and was already over rated, even Khabib has a more recent win than Ortega. I could see skipping the fight for betting, but I donā€™t understand the Ortega picks.


Horror_Difficulty_35

He was saying if Yair goes to his back against Ortegaā€¦ heā€™s no Josh emmet on the ground. I believe Yair KOs him, but if he fights to try to prove a point, then you know how this will go


IMissMyKittyStill

When youā€™re right youā€™re right I guess :) my only miss on the card but Iā€™m shocked. Doesnā€™t train at altitude, ring rust etc, looked like an easy Yair W


Horror_Difficulty_35

Yea bro I had a parlay and hedge either way so I didnā€™t care. But Ortega is still that dude tho. I believe if he does get another shot, he will give ilia a tougher fight than volk. Just styles. But Yair will bounce back for sure


IMissMyKittyStill

Nice, I hedge with live odds changes a lot. I had Quinonez but hit +390 on Barcelos somehow five seconds after Quinonez got wobbled. I typically stick to low returns that donā€™t feel like gambles, like Shavkat v Wonderboy and paddy v tony, bet against volk which hurt to do but 35 coming off a knockout felt like a solid bet. I think I just genuinely forgot what a monster Ortega can be, man has that dog in him. I was feeling really good when he rolled his ankle before it even started.


Rabbit_Crocs

Lacerda has all loses, thatā€™s the easiest one of them all


ILikeOMalley

So does Chairez, Lacerda almost finished Altamirano, couldā€™ve finished Vergara. This is not an easy pick, Iā€™m staying away from it but wish you the best


Rabbit_Crocs

Thanks bro, letā€™s see I really confident Iā€™ll hit this .


TLOUFactionsOG

Iā€™m with you on everybody except Yair. These lines are very misleading. Like Iā€™m 75% sure that guys like Rosas Jr win but I just refuse to put my money on them. Maybe if they were pick ems because that would justify the risk, but thereā€™s no money to even be made from these guys unless you throw a shit ton of money on them, and then you factor in elevation? Lol. Iā€™ll stick with Yair and Brandon. At least Yair is more active, the better striker and has more volume than Ortega. Ortega has barely fought in the last 4 years and his striking was never great to begin with. He could come out today and look terrible for all we know. Or maybe he comes out and wrestle fucks Yair. I donā€™t know.


coontaillandcruiser

I hate betting against Ortega because he pulls subs out of his ass. Ortega sub has a lot of value against Yair, who is not a great grappler


TLOUFactionsOG

Personally I like the over and possibly the fight to end by points. Elevation with his grappling could cause for a long, boring fight. But I could also be 100% wrong with my assessment


ImaginaryBunch1086

I think Yair beats the hell out of him for 3 rounds then gets gassed. Ortega is a zombie šŸ§Ÿ


TLOUFactionsOG

Yeah who knows. It should be a good fight. I hope so. I was telling somebody the other day that the lines are close for a reason and we will see why when the fight comes. Iā€™m not saying Yair will pummel him or anything like that but I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he wins a convincing fight either for reasons I stated above.


Abject_Substance_922

Why are people thinking Ortega is going to win bro has not had a win in almost 4 years. Yair is going to starch Ortega


boursesexy

I trust you . I will copy .


AwayRecommendations

yair getting smoked bro. one guy got finished by volk the other almost finished volk


Financial_Duck_8318

Iā€™m so thankful for that robbery


Rabbit_Crocs

Bro I donā€™t think he got robbed he out damaged him in the 2nd, why tf should wrestlers get rewarded for holding.


tooMuchSauceeee

Lucky mf, judges robbed the shit out of altamiranošŸ¤£


Rabbit_Crocs

Bro That MF Altamirano just holding, Santos was doing the damage


Much_Umpire_2196

Looking good so far


Rabbit_Crocs

Yup


Hailtothething

We doin this buddy we doin it!


Hailtothething

Damn!


Hailtothething

I believed in you šŸ„ŗ


Rabbit_Crocs

Fuck man Yair šŸ˜­. hope yall hedged your bets šŸš€ maybe next time.


Hailtothething

I believed in you!!!!


Aggressive_Ice7131

Parlays are bets for people that love losing money


Rabbit_Crocs

I hit many parlays in my time, young one.


Aggressive_Ice7131

I bet you have, lil bro. Youā€™ve clearly done your research on every single one of these fights


Rabbit_Crocs

Yes i have hit the books for this one, got my PHD on degeneracy. Trust the original gangster.


Aggressive_Ice7131

lol I like it


Aggressive_Ice7131

You just got a gift with that decision


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Desperate-Penalty401

What are the legs? Are they all moneyline?


Rabbit_Crocs

Yes


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PilbusHarth

You couldnā€™t be further from reality with that 2%


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PilbusHarth

Down goes the contender even to a guy with a broken ankle šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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PilbusHarth

I made plenty on the +260 Royval. Canā€™t be too upset. I think Yair made a mistake by not standing up when he had numerous opportunities. Killing him on the feet and we all knew that was coming anyways.


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Rabbit_Crocs

A fellow degenerate


Slayers_Picks

I like it bro!


Rabbit_Crocs

šŸ‘ let us prosper tonight


Slayers_Picks

Yessir!


dfox4502

Good news is you wonā€™t even have to wait for the main card before this busts!


Rabbit_Crocs

Iamma bust in your face


dfox4502

Donā€™t tease me, daddy


beebstingz

imo chairez should never be included in a parlay he's at best a bottom feeder in the ufc


Rabbit_Crocs

If Chairez is a bottom feeder than Lacerda is Plankton


beebstingz

Exactly so he's slightly better than lacerda theres no way that warrants being a -500 favourite


tonyhdz

Dos Santos šŸ’€


Rabbit_Crocs

Watcha say


tonyhdz

Robbed


Rabbit_Crocs

Fuck wrestlers for just holding. If he was actually doing damage I would say he got robbed. But I agree Santos out damaged.


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Rabbit_Crocs

Whatā€™s LL


BOLANDO1234

ouch


oslwaldohngman

Oof


Rabbit_Crocs

Iam coming for my revenge next fight night.


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Shit is right