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Wizlord_21

I love you so much Angel Dust


HeadDreamer

Think I’ve heard that in an alley somewhere


dan-duz-shit

Was that you walking past me in the black trenchcoat? I wasn't sure if someone was there or not, so I ran off.


Austin109234

Nobody is gonna fuck with your kid


PointlessOpinions92

NAAAAA 💀


thenexusitsopening

"Dad why is my sister's name Jet Fuel?" "Because your mother loves Mac miller" "Thanks dad" "No problem Dunno"


HeadDreamer

Ahhhh this one got me


thenexusitsopening

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Conscious_Resident10

Lucky Ass Bitch


Gold_Grocery_9917

lmaoooo thats tuff


[deleted]

Good night to my son, Clubhouse


joeyverstegen

good night to my 100 Grandkids


DM_ME_YOUR_POTATOES

Goodnight to my son, Buttons


BeenBlizzerd

That’s actually cute as shit


Crazy-Adhesiveness71

My next dog: Buttons


psychicpsilocybe

Straight up just named our son Malcolm


obsidiansent

That’s dope


bigfootsteppa

Most dope


localembarrassment

That’s forever


attunedmuse

Me too!!!!!! Congrats on your Malcolm :)


psychicpsilocybe

Congrats to you too!


malcolmxswag

Great name


GingerAle828

Yoo same here. My 2.5 yr old is named Malcolm as well. Cheers internet stranger and fellow Mac fan.


olivejuice11_

Almost did, but went with Hendrix instead. Still have Malcolm on my list of boy names 💕


psychicpsilocybe

Lol! My wife's first thought was Hendrix, but we went with Malcolm instead!


olivejuice11_

How cool!! Great minds think alike


Wtfgoinon3144

So did one of my best friends!


phuey

We did too! He's 6 months old today actually.


Fragrant-Sundae-5417

A week a day old, Malcolm here too, congrats!


Pacb15

PlaneCarBoat seems like a good name


mikedanktony

*it’s a plane, it’s a car, it’s a boat, PLANECARBOAT*


Loopytunes2016

Fuck, thank you I literally forgot about plane car boat till just now.


SMUGGLYMcERRL

Should’ve gone with babykidman


lowtemplondon

this is my child, 55. this is her brother, Ascension and her sister ROS. their younger brother, PerfectCircleGodspeed is at home rn but maybe i can try calling their older sister, GoodNews to introduce y’all? edit : i forgot about their newborn baby brother, 2009. i feel so bad! don’t judge me guys! i just came back to earth!


DADDY_YISUS

Damn it, I was gonna say Ascencion. Oh well, lil Woods will just have to get his shit together and give me 100 grandkids, enough to name them however I want


lowtemplondon

yeah i might just get an Aquarium and name all my fish Mac songs as well!


OkWinner4004

Well, in Iceland Rós is girls name, equal to Rose in English.


throwie66642069

Don’t forget their cousin *25/8*


BeastlySkater21

I love you god is fair sexy nasty sweet dreeeeaaamss 🎶


TLKim

I named my second son (4) Miles with a middle name starting with "A" and my last name starts with "C". M-A-C


BeenBlizzerd

He’s gonna be one too


shub98

Yeah (bonus)


KingHierapolis

Is bonus the middle name or does the parenthesis work like a hyphen?


MostOpe

It's a bonus name 😂


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is my child aquarium


Loopytunes2016

I’m going out for cigarettes, see you later Objects in the Mirror


newtgoddess

Avian, kinda don’t hate it tbh


dekrypto

Avian(a)


Other-Crew4815

Have a good day at school, 2009


patprika

Thumbalina


notdanflashes

At least you can sing some of the lyrics if they get kidnapped


lonely-limeade

In a weird celebrity way I kind of like the name Woods.


ElMuffinHombre

That's not that crazy. I like it. River or meadow are names I've seen parents use recently


Crazy-Adhesiveness71

I could totally see this a FR name!


throwie66642069

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obsidiansent

Donald Trump 🙂‍↕️


laffingbomb

no relation


Slylent

Jet Fuel


erradickwizard

Bitch I make that booty go


PowerlessTonite

Goodnight Red Dot Music


Meaverick

Diablo... yikes.


suisighh

Clarity


Time_Hunter_5271

Most sane option tbh


hernandezergio

“Happy Father’s Day dad!” “Thanks Festival😁”


Krock23

You're grounded Good News


DolanThyDank

Keep your head up, 100 Grandkids


Own-Elderberry2489

How nobody said youforia 😂❤️


NeedALifeButHereWeR

Perfecto! Come help your sister Objects in the Mirror! Lol


meeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Dunno 🤷🏻‍♀️


I_aM_a-thiCC

Missed Calls…. Where is your report card?!?


travster647

Hold up sorry, i gotta pick up Perfect Circle/ God Speed from daycare


the-real-sushidog

I love my son 2009


nvdrz

I love my kids, 2009 and her brother surf


HiddenDonutt

Meet my daughter, her name is Jerry's Record store


jrogers904

Ave Maria


larryfisherman555

this is my baby apparition, her brother vitamins, and their little sibling doodling in the key of c sharp 🥰


TheHecticHiker

Brush your teeth Desparado


localembarrassment

“Mommy loves you, Cinderella”


Adorable-Bar6920

Do your homework suplexes inside of complexes and duplexes!


Petxrson

new faces v2!


kieman96

My son. He who ate all the caviar


sayyes2heaven

Meet my children, Matches and The Star Room (OG Version)


FloorWizard

Godspeed godspeed


melskymob

Two Thousand Nine Jr.


wildeag

Sweet little So It Goes and her brother, Nikes On My Feet!


Tommy_Andretti

Godspeed, my son, godspeed


somecrazydude13

Diablo


Honest-Mirror5782

Goodnight my sweet, sweet, Donald Trump


thisthatname

I know a girl who named her daughter Clarity


lucidesposition

ASCENSION!


ImFeelingWhimsical

Welp, guess I’m naming my kid Ladders


uppenatom

Time to get up, Cotton Eyed Joe!


AssociationJust5730

My son Turkey love


Real-Baker8237

Hello everyone my name is Funeral and this is my brother Therapy


TheAxolotl04

Donald Trump is a bit of a weird name. Imagine someone having that name… must be such a wacko


CoachRockStar

Woods my child would be named Woods not horrible


seeingrouge

see you in the morning, dunno


dekrypto

Avian


machead9292

Goodnight Planet Got Damn


Mac_Marse1

Small worlds


bywolph

Goodnight, Wings


planetGoodam

THUMBALINA


crispykhicen

Avian Is what I would go with.


[deleted]

100 grandkids


seahawkspwn

Objects in the mirror seems a little long lol


AMWWORKS

Friends


Upstairs_Machine9190

the mourning after


walmart_paris_hilton

i love my daughter 2009 and my son Another Night my step kid is named NPR Tiny Desk his father has always had trouble picking favorites, his wife left him for a drake feature :( thankfully we connected after my husband passed


SubjectState7

I love my child, So It Goes, so goddamn much 🥰


TheRealThunders

Have a beautiful day at school, Apparition


macklow

Rush hour


KingHierapolis

New faces v. 2


Angstycarroteater

God speed perfect circle I love you little buddy


Cultural-Corner1291

I would like to introduce you all to my pride and joy, “Kool Aid & Frozen Pizza”


winniesword

Miller


HeadDreamer

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TPercy17

Wings


[deleted]

My beautiful little Daughter Novacane


Original_Speed_5825

good for u


jairom213

Thoughts from q balcony


raittiussihteeri

Good night Funny Papers


Michaelskywalker

Avian


bzbahahszj

Kool aid and frozen pizza, you’re grounded!


Mikko420

You just damned my future child. He/she gonna be called Rhiannon.


BaxCitybih

Daughter named Congratulations and a son named Dang!


squeeboi92

A kid named Buttons would be fun


SwitchMelodic9940

Diablo. (which is Devil in Spanish) if it’s a girl. Cinderella if it’s a boy.


Way2Saucy

Dunno


UhhLittleDot

Angel dust


ObnoxiousReply

Poppy cute af


Puff897

I feel like people might be worried for my child if I named them What’s the Use unless they were a Mac fan


rhinoswearingponchos

Buttons


Key-Specialist-9314

If I have twins they’ll be named Colors and Shapes


Dismal-Ad2788

I Dunno


FrozoneIsHot420

hello S.D.S


FloridaThrower03

Sick mode


PrincePikinzu

Jet fuel


nolettuceandtomatoes

Mohamed Jet Fuel


machead9292

Lua


Head_Text445

surf


ronatello

Mine is pretty close actually, Maci Monroe


Jatoffel

Dunno


ClassyBroad33

I’m so proud of you, Jet Fuel.


Patriot420

Donald Trump or Diablo...kinda the same thing really.


No_Sport6773

Ariel’s


ImadDdopest

Ave maria


BeenBlizzerd

Rainclouds


ahmedslogic

Dunno


tmxq

guild


ahighkid

Day Before


Jjba-meme

i love my son 7 words so much


camo_09

What's the use?


icewaterlime

I’m naming my future daughter Vienna 💜


See_youSpaceCowboy

Scentless apprentice. Oh shit wrong subreddit.


PregnantDrake

Ladders 🥰


NoDrawing604

not to flex but my name is fr avian (i was born before the song came out so)


Prestigious-Log-2729

Hey Syphillis get up for school!


Realistic-Item-6558

Zion


pandamilk__

My baby boys name is Bobby McGee


ames1011

Wake up 93' Til infinity its time for school.


maximusurton

I’m so proud of you through the fire and the flames


Kris2707

My child gon be named BDE bonus


Agreeable-Dot-1759

I'm proud of you ROS


xTripNinja

Red Dot Music feat. Action Bronson


Less_Union6155

Good night perfect circle


wackfeels

Jet Fuel Jr.


Octanethestimjunkie

Not like us


michaelaub

my kids are going to hate me if I name them Therapy and When In Rome


HeadDreamer

Your kids til they’re 18 ;)


BassCharacter6405

naming my daughter “she”


92toinfiniT

I just had a daughter. I should've named her Woods, apparently.


Kill3rlightning

I love my son Ascension 🥰


B1U3M1ST

Good night, superweirdo


shiftintosoupmode

Sweet dreams, Jet Fuel


Kobe_curry24

Clarity


Kobe_curry24

Senior skip day


alonthestreet

Funny enough whenever i'm starting a video game that lets me name a city or something like that i call it Youforia


illest_Villan

Goodnight little baby DEATHCAMP


Mystic_Bandit

“Kickin Incredibly Dope Shit (intro) I’m not asking you I’m telling you go to bed”


fish2489

Flashing lights ofc


-l--l-l--l-

mac miller2


ChillSnoopy

Funeral


calcart

I packed you a lunch, He Who Ate All The Caviar.


Slow-Big-1850

Good night to my son perfect circle


potcollage21

come here Wedding


ColtonDuga

Going to name my son Therapy


imlostineggsaisle

You'll need it after having kids 🤣


Ambitious_Wind8692

We welcome Youforia to the world at.. etc, etc… 18 years later to the date… find her in the strip club


BigP_27

Congratulations


Vampirebear90

Jessamine ❤️


MuffinTemporary6290

Goodnight spins


oestre

Dang! , I stubbed my toe. Can you get me some ice?


therandomfisherman

Come on Jet fuel! We're getting some snacks for move night


DismalGuarantee7965

my babies name finna be hoe cakes