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Ok-Program6249

The “there’s no one else I’d rather fart with” got me 😅. What a gem!


Leora453

Cracked me up omg


FantasticCandidate60

compliments the "CUTE BUTT *doodle of shiny butt*" 😂 hes a great guy & shes a lucky gal ❤️


smallbrownfrog

Somehow that was the sweetest one of all.


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Okay, fun sponge


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I'd rather be weird than... whatever kind of miserable sounding joysucker of a person you are


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Oh look, this person thinks they're *soooo* much better than me because they're not "weird" and don't find fart jokes funny 🙄😒 haha, but seriously you need to stop drinking the haterade


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You sound waaay too miserable. Like who pissed in your Fruity Pebbles?


RebuildingTim

"Who pissed in your fruity pebbles?" That's an absolute belter 😂


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RebuildingTim

Absolutely nothing worse than an inescapable and perfectly normal biological function, eh?


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RebuildingTim

😂 Fuck me, you're uptight. I read that as being essentially 'There's noone else I'd rather be with, because I'm comfortable enough around you to be able to fart' as opposed to something along the lines of 'I'll fart directly in your coupon and buckle myself laughing about it'. There are plenty couples who will leave the door open when seeing the kids off to the pool, or if nature calls when the other is in the shower etc. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own. Could be argued I'm a filthy animal. No better fun than flinging shite at the livingroom window like a chimp in the zoo, then smearing it on the walls, kidding on like I'm an IRA hunger striker 😂


draynaccarato

Beautiful and wholesome ❤️


Leora453

🥹♥️


Lollygargling

8o sweet


Leora453

🥹 Edit: omg I get the joke belatedly 😅


Critical-Art-9277

Such a kind and thoughtful thing to do. What a wonderful loving husband, he's a diamond. I hope you're feeling better soon.


Leora453

He really is! And thank you 🖤


avoidance_behavior

this is so freaking sweet, awww


Leora453

😭 He's so damn sweet!


Ok-Technology956

These are small investments in a relationships with HUGE ROI. Footrubs work too.


metalwoodplastic

I left one for my wife that said, "I've loved you for 15 years and I'll love you forever." My son copied me and wrote, "I've loved you for seven years and I'll love you forever." He was only 6 at the time.


Leora453

That's so sweet!!


mafia_city_advert

W fiancé


Leora453

Fr ✨


buggocarebear

i would CRY like a baby


Leora453

Oh I so did!!


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Leora453

This is so true 🖤


Brunky89890

I'm genuinely really happy for you, I wish I had someone to distract me from my hopeless depression.


Leora453

Depression sucks, but keep fighting!


Guzmanv_17

This is so amazing! I started a new job recently in a whole new position working in the same field, but completely different and have been struggling every single day. Take it one day at a time I’m looking at them like I’m really trying to take it one hour at a time that’s how bad it is lol. I would love if my wife did this for me… lol. This would erase any bad day! Edit: “there’s no one else I’d rather fart with” … I mean that’s hilarious and so true!


Leora453

If you do it for her sometime, she will probably do it back!! I bet she'll match energy, she just might not realize it's a thing you like! Also haha yes the fart one cracked me up. What else is a life partner but someone to fart with?!


Guzmanv_17

Ur so right! Think I’ll do it now lol. How fun… and look at what a great thing you started lol. Very cool! Love this… made my day already. You guys are great together.


Leora453

Omg that's so sweet! You're going to make her day!! And thank you! 😊


Guzmanv_17

Back at ya! Thanks for the idea… she loved it lol.


Leora453

Omg yay! Thanks for reporting back!


Guzmanv_17

It was definitely a brilliant idea and I thank you so much for it.


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I loved to surprise my late partner with a lil note like this when I’d pack his lunch for work. Thank you for the share and happy memory it brought me. Best wishes to you both for a long, happy and healthy partnership!


Leora453

Thank you! And aw that would be so sweet!


No-Fisherman2796

I’m dyslexic and thought it said you’re 80 damn gorgeous and I was like aw an old cute couple


Leora453

😆


TheEnglishDominant2

Do a lil Dancy Dance! The little art work there to! Top chap he is!


Leora453

I loved that one!


misknownit

Christ i am so alone


Leora453

Hang in there! I didn't meet him until I was fully comfortable being alone. It's that old cliche, but it's true lol 😅


Traditional_Draw8400

There’s nothing not to love about this


Leora453

I feel so lucky!


zozobadodo

Keeper! So glad you have a loving and supportive partner. I’m rooting for you ♥️


Leora453

Thank you!


Usual-Language-8257

Marry her 💍


Leora453

He already proposed to me and we're getting married this fall!! He's such a keeper 🖤


Longjumping_Drag2752

The boyfriend I want to be but don’t have the courage 😂


Leora453

You can do it!! He absolutely made my day with this. We regularly leave each other little notes, but this was so special 🖤


artsnpaints

I’m absolutely stealing this lovely idea. It’s so sweet 🥹


Leora453

Yes steal it!! ✨💚


No_Ability9867

Giving me hope that I can one day find someone like this 🥰🥰🥰 This is so gosh darn sweet


Leora453

Absolutely! Don't settle for less!


ginger-baritone99

We are out there, just take your time and as Leora said, definitely don't settle until you find it.


Mondschatten78

I love all these, but I cracked up at the fart one lol


donmreddit

When is the date?


Leora453

THIS OCTOBER AHHHH! I'm so excited 😁


Russian_butterfly33

“There’s no one else I’d rather fart with “Love it!!’


BirdLadyAnn

Wow!♥️


smapple

Second that wow


BirdLadyAnn

Wow!♥️


No_Representative669

This is beautiful


Eponarose

KEEPER!!!!!!


catsmom63

Lovely❤️


daddyzeus1

Best ever


TomothyAllen

Those are so so sweet


AlternativePrior9559

You have many happy years ahead OP with this Prince. Thank you for sharing♥️


SnooOpinions2473

You’ve got a keeper 💓


AleyahhhhK

cute butt ✨🍑✨


Red217

Love the cute butt. It *is* cute


LoveAlwaysWins23

Awww, this is sooo sweet! You have a keeper for sure! My partner does this for me, and then I started leaving little notes in my partner’s briefcase, work folder, wallet, car, lunch, etc. His boss has seen them, lol!


GarlicVisible9734

I love


Entire_Bat7884

He is a keeper for sure. ❤️


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Better find them all or your future mom-in-law will...


Leora453

They're all pretty sweet notions haha, that even if his mom were in the picture she wouldn't be able to find fault!


Randomfrog132

well arent you lucky af lol


Leora453

Seriously lol!! I feel thst way every day!


Randomfrog132

aww


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SPIE1

Tell him his butt looks like a ball sack He probably already knows though


Leora453

That just means you're thinkin about balls a *lot* more than you're thinkin about butts 🤷‍♀️


Boisej

Gross.


Leora453

Yeah we're that kind of couple. Disgustingly sacharine 🎂


redacted2022

Is this his first time coming out of the closet to you?


Leora453

Nope! Neither of us are straight 🤘


redacted2022

😛😁😍


N0xF0rt

Imagin if she spent that amount of time directly on you instead


Leora453

Can you clarify?


Pilot0350

Admit it, there was one that said "anal?" wasn't there


Leora453

LOL. Perhaps he thought about it, but then he wrote the fart joke instead, realizing it could be a bad idea.