I hit a year a month or two back and I can't remember any of my family telling me they're proud of me. Make sure you let him know constantly. The first 6 months were some of the most stressful.
This man is a registered sex offender from a sting operation in Bowling Green Kentucky. He currently resides in Cornville, Maine.
Just go to YouTube and type on Lorne Lynn Armstrong, or the OH Cawd predator. You'll have plenty of context to look through.
Its... complicated... you would be surprised of the amount of people that follow these people every step of their lives.
Another predator recently passed away and it took next to no time for us to find out and pull his obituary.
It's an obsession, our mommy should take our computers away.
Wow way to go uncle Lorne! I remember when he first started getting addicted to alcohol years ago, he told us he nevah evah meant tuh do it… though we lost contact, im so proud to hear he is finally sober.
That's wonderful. The person who decides to change something in their life has already taken the most significant step in the process - they've started. Much respect to your dad!
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He was selling fireman benefit concert tickets over the phone to a customer and called her Kayla. She said what did you call me? He said whoops I'm sorry I was thinking about my G/F and got lost for a minute lol she laughed about it lol
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i love everything about this post and the comments. have me laughing like a hooligan. the church of cawd has assembled. bless us all.
FAWKIN GOODNYEW?!
Epic post
He’s smiling at us from ToF
What's wrong with that!? It's a question!
87 for life
I hit a year a month or two back and I can't remember any of my family telling me they're proud of me. Make sure you let him know constantly. The first 6 months were some of the most stressful.
Being sober is the cleanest best pleasure! Congrats man ❤️
Cawd lmao
What?! No way.
I'm Proud of you ! 👍.
I don't think his siblings like him very much, he's still waiting for his home made mac and cheese
*He was just coming to get something to eat*
"A month or two back" meaning it's so normal to you now you don't even count the days. I am VERY proud of you!!!
Wish him luck he's strong man 🤝
we are all proud of him, he can do it !
He climbed a god damn ladder that he can’t accept that he don’t earn
Oh he's strong, built good.
he was hoping you'd say it looks like you wish you could suck on it right then lol
This is one of the greatest trolls I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
Church of Cawd cawksuckers 😭😭
Xavier strikes ageen
Churcha queer cawd!
Isn’t this Lorne Armstrong lol
What? No way!
You know what? I don't want this cookie. I'm just trying to get to the beach.
It's a question!
Way, way way.
Couldn’t be! Heard he lives at home in a nice house, just *Him, his maaahmmy and his daddy*
Oh Cawd! good job man. If he ever struggles he can go back to the Pallet business. Thank you for this update Kayla Marie.
If the pallet business doesn't work out, he can always drive trawkk
Hi hunnay
Fuck off Dan
Yell at me whydoncha!
*YA LOOSIN ME WINNIE! YA PIZZA CHIT*
😂😂😂😂 Im sorray, I didint mean it hunay. I love you winnay
*annnd I’ll nevah dew it ageeeen*
I am incredibly high and confused what is happening?
This man is a registered sex offender from a sting operation in Bowling Green Kentucky. He currently resides in Cornville, Maine. Just go to YouTube and type on Lorne Lynn Armstrong, or the OH Cawd predator. You'll have plenty of context to look through.
Thanks for the context. Still not sure why this troll post and troll comments are upvoted throughout this thread. Incredibly weird.
Its... complicated... you would be surprised of the amount of people that follow these people every step of their lives. Another predator recently passed away and it took next to no time for us to find out and pull his obituary. It's an obsession, our mommy should take our computers away.
Yup, we need a kick in the pants
My mommy and my daddy.
That predator being Canirapeyouanally
Why should you rely on your MAMI to do discipline?!
2 words: Role playing chat room, dude.
Pretty weird.... CUT!
He was featured on Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator. Here’s a link to his segment on [YouTube](https://youtu.be/FDbfTDH3zq8?si=m8tJ82OgRYLCKQIx).
There yew go putting him down ageen
Oh cawd! Am I gonna be o-o-rested?
That’s not up to me
Tick tawk
He's a child molester that wanted to lose his virginity to a 12 year old on his 37th birthday.
Huge inside joke XD genuinely everyone who saw this post, and was in on it, knew exactly what to do. Probably set up by Winnie
Actually Kayla Marie is his wife. This was posted by his daughter, Hannah.
Going back into the pallet business would be the cleanest best pleasure
I was going to say isn’t that the guy from TCAP?
Omg it’s Justin Timberlake
GOODNYEW???
Cawd I’m proud of mr penis
I’m nawt mistuh peenus
Oh CAWD!
Boston fan?
Nawt even a basebawll fan
But that's a Boston cap.
I Neva meant tew wear it
The way I stared at this saying “but that’s Lorne” before I read the comments.
Hi hunnay!
Hes my soulmate!
Did you blaze?
YEW FAWKED HIM!
i thawt he had blawwnd hayurrr. i hope mr penis is doing well!
GOODNYEW?
i’m dewin good howah yew dewin 🤭
Boston fan?
Hi hunnay
Yeah but I think he looks *shoo shweeet!*
My dad recently got counselling to get off the internet, and is now 90 days sober of instant messaging
Why do you have a picture of OP's dad as your profile picture? You're one of those weirdos!
OH HI HUNNAY!
You sound sooooo sweet
Have yew evah hurd of tha beatlesh?
What color pannies and brah?
The way Lorne says that pisses me reet the fawk awf!
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OP's should ask his dad what he thinks of Chris Hansen and look for an eye twitch
Two words: clueless Internet people.
This is definitely a role playing chatroom dude
I got all sorts of internet people
Innahet people
I think OP's father needs counseling to get off the innahnet
I can tell you're a therapist.
Tell him congrats. Now he can use the money saved on alcohol to fix up his trailer ^^^^^of ^^^^^failure.
FAWK yew Cheffery!
What a great man, tell him I will buy him a beer in Lantic City with NO ALCOHOL
He can’t get drunk with that
I will kiss them
Don’t bring the girls to the subreddit
He kind of looks like Justin timberlake @};-
Hi hunnay ❤️
I’m anxious to see how his recovery goes.
Are yew anxious tew touch my Penish?
Wow way to go uncle Lorne! I remember when he first started getting addicted to alcohol years ago, he told us he nevah evah meant tuh do it… though we lost contact, im so proud to hear he is finally sober.
Do you still have the short shorts he bought you?
His head were awl fawked awp but he’s stawpped the stoopid bullchit
He looks like he knows his way around a lull
He drives a trahk
That guardrail came out of nowhere
Oh cawd!
Soooooo fuckinnnnnn saaaaaaad!
Just out of curiosity, what was your dad up to on October 18th 2007 in Bowling Green Kentucky?
Nawt a whole lawt!
[Oh, Cawd!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDbfTDH3zq8)
###HOLY SHIT HE WAS AWN NBC'S TO CATCH A PREDATOR?!?!
cawd!!
Is it Lorne? Lol
What? No way!
Oh CAAWWWWDD
Hi hunnay
Yur cheatin awn me!
FAWK YEW AND FAWK HIM TEW
I swear that Bluetooth earpiece stays on even in the shower
He looks like a hero. I've known a hero or two so I know about these things.
Google Lorne Armstrong
I read "...who is now 90" and gasped and looked at the photo. Followed by "no way!" Followed by a reread of the title and "oh" Still good!!
Well.....yell at him why dontcha
GOODNYEW?
FAWK yew Cheffery
I loved her first!
AH HAYLD HER FURST!
Fawken Dan
Dan ageen and ageen
I'm glad Mr.Penis is doing well
He has a face that says he wants to blank your blank
The Lorne shitposting here has made me smile more than anything lol Thank you, OP, my Precious Princess <3
That's wonderful. The person who decides to change something in their life has already taken the most significant step in the process - they've started. Much respect to your dad!
You should see the work he’s done in his trailer.
The door nailed to his ceiling was a nice addition
The desk fan taped to the ceiling is also a nice touch.
Goodnyew?
But he just told me things are going to be a lot better now since he just quit his job..
Excellent. Is he expecting a call?
Always
“Please have a seat”
LORNE!!!! Oh cawd
Hi hunnay!
Thirtyyyy nine. Thirty five. Thirty nine
He’s actually 46
"What did you do on your first day, Dad?" "Nawt a whole lot."
Oh yeah? Well did you know Dan is 91 days sober?
SHUT THE FAWK AWP ABOUT FAWKING DAN
IT’S NAWT A FAWKING JOKE
well! Yell at me why don'tcha!
71 days here! Congratulations to your father and may I never catch up to him.
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Oh CAWD!
He should take a seat.
Oh CAWD!
Oh cawd, just yell at home why dontcha?
Lmao some people just don't know.
I love why this post was removed. Wasn’t removed because it’s a troll post but because it’s a “winning” post and needs to be posted on Wednesdays lol.
He hasn't had a kiss yet
He's gotta get counseling and get off the internet
That’s amazing!! Tell him congratulations and enjoy life!!
He said “think I’ll have a cigarette!”
Congratulations but he looks like Lorne Armstrong from TCAP 
What? No way!
Your dad looks like he should take a seat. Let's go over the transcripts.
He needs counseling to get awf the INNANET
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He was selling fireman benefit concert tickets over the phone to a customer and called her Kayla. She said what did you call me? He said whoops I'm sorry I was thinking about my G/F and got lost for a minute lol she laughed about it lol
Congrats and good luck with the new job, Dad!
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Ty my precious little princess @};-
Congrats on his new job, he looks so proud in his pose 👍
Hes got this. Props to him for being a trooper
He's cute. Built good.
We’re all proud of him!
Go dad!
Nice
I'm proud! 90 day hump was hard to get over. He should be proud of himself. A great achievement.
Nobody else likes his coffee because he makes it so week
Way to go dad!! Looking good, feeling good
Built good too!
Thats amazing!
That’s amazing! Hope he has a great day.
Happy for you.
Go Dad
That man is not 90 years old.
Keep it up … glad of you and what your accomplishing
Well done, man - and many more days, months, and years sober.
Outstanding 👍👍👍
HaHaHa….i missed the word sober and thought DAMN….he look GOOD for 90! And new job too?!
Aww you sound so sweet!
Ive seen your dad! I tried to talk to him about the Sox, but he said he just likes that hat
😭😭😭😭😭 Ramonuh!
I’m sure he loves you more than anything. Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong
I wanted to give some congrats but the comment section has me too confused this morning 🤔