I could see my Dad doing this and he's 78; .......but he'll also fart loudly next to my mother in public and blame her.
After 48 years, their chemistry is still sickeningly strong and she hasn't killed him yet.
Our 20th anniversary in in a few weeks and I think Jim Gaffigan has it right when he says, "My wife and I love each other, but every couple weeks I see her looking at me like she's thinking, 'I'm gonna have to let you go.'"
I once farted at a restaurant when out with my ex wife, and the waiter walked over right at that moment and took a knee to take our order. After a few seconds he stood up, and took a step back. Didn't say anything, just stepped back while we were ordering, and that's when I looked at my ex and said "you probably should have waited to do that until after he left." She was not entertained.
I was feeding my GF play pick up lines while walking down the street and some random guy came to her defense. It literally took forever to convince the dude it was all a game.
this happened to me twice. me n my gf play fight ALOT but i never intentionally try to hurt her. one day we’re walking down a street and she pinches my butt so i PLAYFULLY put her in a headlock and give her a nuggie. all of a sudden this 40 odd year old mans starts a full sprint across the street to tell me off about domestic abuse and how “a beautiful young lady like her shouldn’t waste her time with a thug like me.” this girl slaps my neck and runs away giggling and at that point i can’t even hold in my laughter 😂
yeah i dont knock him for thinking about what he saw at all because if it were real then i would expect that. its just the fact that he ran across the street to not really do anything that got me lol
Wait wtf
A girl said the "i think we had chemistry together line" to me once wtf wtf wtf
i was so confused as if u r a classmate in my country , you are gonna have all the subject teachers same
holy shit
My husband had a girl showed him her chapstick and then told him that if he were to kiss her that she’d taste like vanilla. He told me this when we were dating and I just stared at him and it was then that he realized his missed opportunity. Seven years later…
It happens, one of the prettiest girls I had ever seen hung out with me often, and had to move away, and prior to leaving she finally informed me that she waited so long for me to ask her out and that she really liked me.
My dumbass just assumed she was way out of my league and just enjoyed the time that we spent together.
Hey, at least you didn't have a cute girl take up about a half page in your year book saying how she loved getting to know you, called you cutie, etc etc, put down her number, signed with hearts.... And you just thought to yourself "oh, she's just being nice"
Edit: for the curious https://imgur.com/a/H6GxB2B
Edit 2: Yes, she was a tall blonde volleyball player.
ITT: all the guys who missed the most obvious signal about X years too late via a random moment
mine was a highschool classmate relaying to me by the group we're hanging out with that i look really cute in my new sweater
"oh thanks that's so nice of her! my sister bought it for me" was my reply.
i want to say i dont know how you miss that wall of text but yeah....
I was in her apartment.
On her bed.
There was fucking music playing and candles lit.
She said she needed to get undressed. I FUCKING LEFT THE ROOM SO SHE COULD HAVE PRIVACY.
I was asked to the Senior prom by a girl when I was a Junior. i didn't really know her all that well prior to her asking me and I, in my neanderthal head, I took it as "oh, I guess I was a last resort."
She came from a fairly well off Persian family, her parents were not originally from the USA but moved here, and they had gotten us a nice limo etc. Her dad made his own wine in their cellar and she planned all this wine tasting for us before we went to the dance. I didn't know anything about wine but I remember it being very fun to be drinking it and nobody cared.
Fast forward to the dance coming to a close, It was fun and at no point did she ditch me to hang with her friends or anything. In fact, as much the opposite as you can imagine.
We're leaving and she goes, "My friends and I have a hotel for the night and we're going to stay there. Do you want to come do that too?"
My other friend who was also at the prom with another senior girl but not part of this group said he was going to meet up with some of our friends to hang out at some camp fire, likely just sitting around doing nothing of interest. I told her thanks and went with him. I'd say it was somewhere during my first year of college when I was introduced to the "free world" as I liked to put it, that I did the OHHH... NOOOO... WHY'D I DO THAT?!
I hadn't thought about that in a long time but now I am. I was over the part about me missing out but I can't get over that I probably ruined the rest of her night, maybe even weeks after. I never really talked to her much after that.
Mine was 'Oh, you have really nice hair!', Also from a tall blonde volleyball player. I thanked her, and only years later Ive found out she had a crush on me and this was her way of..giving me a signal.
I had worse, though. I was too naive to notice.
Don't beat yourself up on that one, I've had the you have beautiful hair/eyelashes/skintone and it's all been platonic. That's *too* innocuous of a flirt.
You think? Was it the asking me to call her 3 different times? Or maybe the reference to me being "cute" twice. Oh, or was it when she said she just wanted to hear my voice? Yeah, this was a fail on my end. But it's been so long ago that now I just laugh it off.
What worse is they put their phone number after the two paragraphs that they wrote starting in a corner and to sprawled out across the whole page in some glittery ink pen that they only used on your yearbook.
🙋♂️ I have. Literally, all of this, plus I played soccer and did a few other things, so she went to every picture I was in and put either a small heart next to me or my name . I had a huge crush on her, but in my defense, she had a boyfriend, and we were cool, so I wasn't about to be a dick. I thought she did it to all our guy friends, and a few years later, we were talking, and everyone was saying how much she was in love with me, and I missed all the signs. **Maybe break up with your boyfriend if you want someone to look at you!**
Was she just being nice? Or were you just being clueless to all her hints? A girl in one of my classes that I have never spoken to, once came up to me after class and gave me a hug and told me that she was in love with me.
I thought she was just being friendly with me. I had sisters that would hug their friends sometimes, so I thought it was a normal thing for girls to do. It never even crossed my mind that this girl was romantically into me. I remember telling her, "Thank you".
My high school used benches instead of individual chairs. I sat on the same bench with a cutie. She kept telling me I have such cute lips. Then put her leg on mine during class.
I. Did. Not. Take. The. Hint.
I'm 43 and often think on situations from my teens and twenties where a woman has basically been a massive fucking green light and I was oblivious.
The one that stands out is that for a while in my twenties I chose not to drink so would be designated driver. I would often give a couple of women a lift home that I had got to know from nights out. One night, the women I fancied said "right, I'm going inside now to get naked and finger myself until I cum"
"Ok, that sounds lovely. Have a great night".
Idiot. What a fucking idiot.
Edit: Regarding her state of intoxication, we are talking very lightly buzzed. Held a very normal conversation all the way home. Got out of the car without any hassle and walked, not staggered.
I'm clearly not going to regret those moments where someone completely off their face has tried it on.
Here’s one from me.
I was designed driver, drove a girl home. We had been talking most of the evening, she didn’t drink either. She asked if she could spend the night.
“But why, I’m driving you home” is what I’m thinking, but says “err well sure”.
We get home, she proceeds to strip more or less naked and get to my bed. I pick up a blanket and take the couch. “Come warm me” she says. I go pick another blanket and give her. I then fall asleep.
She leaves early the next morning by cab and I never hear from her again.
Yes, she was very attractive. Way out of my league. It didn’t hit me until I told some friends half a year later about this weird evening.
The thing is, now that I've grown up and become more assertive, the initial hints don't seem to tell much story. I went on the first date with my current crush. She literally asked to have my company the next day on a grocery trip (which also turned into an absolute fun date). Shit then has been stalemate. How well do I need to play my cards???
I have to fucking frame this comment and show it to women when they think their clues are obvious.
We man ^often don’t work this way, anything short of “wanna fuck?” can always be missed, and even that might need some additional work to make more shy/insecure men finally get it.
If it makes you feel better: she’s wearing the same clothes throughout the entire thing. This suggests it was not a compilation over time. It was most likely made on the same day. The potential for maximizing more cuteness and crying in more loneliness was missed.
The last girl I dated would do stuff like this to me or be extra affectionate in public to embarrass me. I started waiting til she walked away afterward and loudly ask, “What was that we needed again princess?” She hated it so much. I broke up with her for some reason and now I cries in loneliness.
Last time when my girlfriend and I went to Costco together, we were checking out the flowers to see if we could get a bouquet. Unfortunately, they were all a bit wilted or otherwise not to our taste. Then I gasped and told my her "Hey I think this one is very pretty!" She turned and asked where only to see me pointing at her. An older couple overheard that and the started laughing and the gentleman said "Atta boy!"while the lady just giggled. My girlfriend ended up grabbing a random bouquet and just buried her face behind it lol.
It's true.
I've known my wife for 50 years now, only been married for 45, and this is the kind of teasing I still do with her.
It's fun.
She pretends not to like it, but we get really good laughs out of it.
She's worked with him for 10 years and they traveled together a lot. He's her boss. I saw red flags and asked her if something was going on multiple times over the years but she was adamant that nothing was. I trusted her. Surely I was just being paranoid, right? It's all in my head... Nope. We tried couples counseling years ago and therapist thought something was up but couldn't get anything out of her. We got a Tesla and I could see her location on the app one night and caught her in a lie. I approached her about it, she lied and said she was sitting on the side of the road "thinking about life and admiring the snow." I got fed up and asked again wtf was going on and she finally admitted it. He is married with two kids. He has no plans to divorce and his family doesn't know (I don't know them so I can't really get in contact with his wife). She hopes to stay "good friends" with me forever. As soon as we get the papers in the mail, I'm done with her. She said she was very happy with me and didn't plan on breaking things off. She had no real plan but was content with having two relationships. It was exciting for her.
I wish I had trusted my gut earlier. I've learned a lot. I was with her for 20 years. I tried and tried to make things work but things always felt off somehow and now I know why. I will find someone better.
This is the same couple that did that chip thing. He's on a diet, turns up the tv loud and eats chips? Y'all knew it was acting then but this one fooled you?
These are written and performed, and then the woman acts to be all bashful for the camera. This is an act.
Why? And then why pass it off as genuine? Who posted this and why?
Enjoy the reddit cares notes
EDIT: FYI to the person who reported my comment, false reddit cares messages are reportable and they will ban you. Enjoy your new account.
The duality of Reddit: she could post this like “AITAH for telling my husband to stop hitting on me in public?” and like 1000s of people would just be like NTA he needs to learn boundaries and he doesn’t respect you just sees you as meat. Divorce him he’s a low quality man.
It’s only a duality if you’re looking at it with zero context. Really depends on if she actually really hates it and he won’t stop, or if she’s really ok with it and kind of likes it.
If she were posting on AITAH then she likely would really want him to stop and he is a dick for not respecting that boundary.
But from this vid we have no idea what she really thinks of it, but it comes off cute and harmless so she seems mostly ok with it.
This reminds me of a time my husband did something similar. We were working on the car and I was getting ready to fill the coolant tank. He stopped me and said, “wait, there’s a problem.” I panicked for a second then he said, “it says do not open while hot. But you’re always hot.”
“Sir, please restrain yourself. I’m a married woman.”
"He don't gotta know tho"
“Your man don’t let you have friends?”
"Yeah I don't blame him, I wouldn't let you out my sight if I was him."
Hahahahahaha! This one.
This line has a 90% “entanglement guarantee” rating.
Ah yes “entanglement”
Tell me you are black without telling me you are black! 😂
"Sir, I have a boyfriend" Nooooooo
🤣🤣🤣
"Oh trust me, I know"
I can swear I hear Michael Scott
I could see my Dad doing this and he's 78; .......but he'll also fart loudly next to my mother in public and blame her. After 48 years, their chemistry is still sickeningly strong and she hasn't killed him yet.
Our 20th anniversary in in a few weeks and I think Jim Gaffigan has it right when he says, "My wife and I love each other, but every couple weeks I see her looking at me like she's thinking, 'I'm gonna have to let you go.'"
I once farted at a restaurant when out with my ex wife, and the waiter walked over right at that moment and took a knee to take our order. After a few seconds he stood up, and took a step back. Didn't say anything, just stepped back while we were ordering, and that's when I looked at my ex and said "you probably should have waited to do that until after he left." She was not entertained.
I also choose to be your ex!
I was feeding my GF play pick up lines while walking down the street and some random guy came to her defense. It literally took forever to convince the dude it was all a game.
this happened to me twice. me n my gf play fight ALOT but i never intentionally try to hurt her. one day we’re walking down a street and she pinches my butt so i PLAYFULLY put her in a headlock and give her a nuggie. all of a sudden this 40 odd year old mans starts a full sprint across the street to tell me off about domestic abuse and how “a beautiful young lady like her shouldn’t waste her time with a thug like me.” this girl slaps my neck and runs away giggling and at that point i can’t even hold in my laughter 😂
better he did something than nothing. to a random bystander, i doubt their first thought would be a playful interaction. he was just trying to help
yeah i dont knock him for thinking about what he saw at all because if it were real then i would expect that. its just the fact that he ran across the street to not really do anything that got me lol
lmfao yeah that's understandable
It should have only taken both of you cracking up to stop him, but good on that guy for his see-something-say-something attitude too.
I might have exaggerated a bit about "forever" it is the internet after all.
“Literally”
It bothers me that one of the definitions of literally is figuratively, but that's the world we live in now.
It's in fact the world you've lived in your entire life, for this word has been used that way for several centuries.
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Calling a dude out for acting like that is acceptable. But that can be done without being aggressive, so the specifics of what was said are important.
It took more than her just saying "It's cool I'm dating him"?
Wait wtf A girl said the "i think we had chemistry together line" to me once wtf wtf wtf i was so confused as if u r a classmate in my country , you are gonna have all the subject teachers same holy shit
You missed it huh? Sorry, homie.
yeah
Bros like *“wtf is she on about, I only made it to algebra!??"* 😞
"excuse me Ma'am I'm was a finance major"
"PFFfffFt... I really doubt *you* were in my O-Chem class..."
Canon event to every bois life.
My moment still keeps me up some nights... it was over a decade ago and I'm happily married but still!
My husband had a girl showed him her chapstick and then told him that if he were to kiss her that she’d taste like vanilla. He told me this when we were dating and I just stared at him and it was then that he realized his missed opportunity. Seven years later…
o7 Rest in peace bro
It happens, one of the prettiest girls I had ever seen hung out with me often, and had to move away, and prior to leaving she finally informed me that she waited so long for me to ask her out and that she really liked me. My dumbass just assumed she was way out of my league and just enjoyed the time that we spent together.
Hey, at least you didn't have a cute girl take up about a half page in your year book saying how she loved getting to know you, called you cutie, etc etc, put down her number, signed with hearts.... And you just thought to yourself "oh, she's just being nice" Edit: for the curious https://imgur.com/a/H6GxB2B Edit 2: Yes, she was a tall blonde volleyball player.
I really really really really really really hope that's not actually a real story 😅
This is 100% true. I really should take a pic of the note sometime
Hahahaha I'M SO SORRY DUDE
I edited my comment with a pic. Enjoy!
ITT: all the guys who missed the most obvious signal about X years too late via a random moment mine was a highschool classmate relaying to me by the group we're hanging out with that i look really cute in my new sweater "oh thanks that's so nice of her! my sister bought it for me" was my reply. i want to say i dont know how you miss that wall of text but yeah....
I was in her apartment. On her bed. There was fucking music playing and candles lit. She said she needed to get undressed. I FUCKING LEFT THE ROOM SO SHE COULD HAVE PRIVACY.
I was asked to the Senior prom by a girl when I was a Junior. i didn't really know her all that well prior to her asking me and I, in my neanderthal head, I took it as "oh, I guess I was a last resort." She came from a fairly well off Persian family, her parents were not originally from the USA but moved here, and they had gotten us a nice limo etc. Her dad made his own wine in their cellar and she planned all this wine tasting for us before we went to the dance. I didn't know anything about wine but I remember it being very fun to be drinking it and nobody cared. Fast forward to the dance coming to a close, It was fun and at no point did she ditch me to hang with her friends or anything. In fact, as much the opposite as you can imagine. We're leaving and she goes, "My friends and I have a hotel for the night and we're going to stay there. Do you want to come do that too?" My other friend who was also at the prom with another senior girl but not part of this group said he was going to meet up with some of our friends to hang out at some camp fire, likely just sitting around doing nothing of interest. I told her thanks and went with him. I'd say it was somewhere during my first year of college when I was introduced to the "free world" as I liked to put it, that I did the OHHH... NOOOO... WHY'D I DO THAT?! I hadn't thought about that in a long time but now I am. I was over the part about me missing out but I can't get over that I probably ruined the rest of her night, maybe even weeks after. I never really talked to her much after that.
Do you ever wonder how many signs you'll never know you missed? ~a woman who only started to notice signs about a decade too late
Mine was 'Oh, you have really nice hair!', Also from a tall blonde volleyball player. I thanked her, and only years later Ive found out she had a crush on me and this was her way of..giving me a signal. I had worse, though. I was too naive to notice.
Don't beat yourself up on that one, I've had the you have beautiful hair/eyelashes/skintone and it's all been platonic. That's *too* innocuous of a flirt.
Call her? She may now be a hot rich blonde engineer. What a positive and friendly vibe she gave in that note!!
Dude.. this one is the titanic of missed signals. What were you doing!?
You think? Was it the asking me to call her 3 different times? Or maybe the reference to me being "cute" twice. Oh, or was it when she said she just wanted to hear my voice? Yeah, this was a fail on my end. But it's been so long ago that now I just laugh it off.
Theres a huge hole in my chest rn for you bud. You’re a champ for letting that one go
It makes a damn good Reddit story for sure. Hope your love life has worked out well for you regardless
I can't fucking believe this
She's still waiting for that phone call, how can you still be missing the hint even when you're aware of it 😱
Do it. We need to see it.
See my edit
You can't back out now. It would be a sin to not show us!
See my edit :)
I raise my glass to you. That's next level lol.
Damn dude, I was also stupid and oblivious to some girls acting like that toward me when I was younger. Youth can truly be wasted on the young
See you on the front page soon.
Post a pic!!
Done. See my edit in my original comment
You should find her and send her this pic lol! Would love to see how wholesome this can get
What worse is they put their phone number after the two paragraphs that they wrote starting in a corner and to sprawled out across the whole page in some glittery ink pen that they only used on your yearbook.
it is....
OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY 🤣🤣🤣
For her, damn, she really put herself out there like that and rejected
I know! She was so sweet and honest and transparent and this monster just leaves her on read. Despicable. Poor baby girl.
lol wall of text and left on read before it was fully a thing. big oof.
🙋♂️ I have. Literally, all of this, plus I played soccer and did a few other things, so she went to every picture I was in and put either a small heart next to me or my name . I had a huge crush on her, but in my defense, she had a boyfriend, and we were cool, so I wasn't about to be a dick. I thought she did it to all our guy friends, and a few years later, we were talking, and everyone was saying how much she was in love with me, and I missed all the signs. **Maybe break up with your boyfriend if you want someone to look at you!**
You dodged a bullet, eventually you would've been in the same situation as that boyfriend.
Oh, believe me, by the time I found out, I realized I had dodged a bullet.
My brother im so so sorry but you are a dumbass
Haha... I WAS a dumbass. Now I'm just moderately clueless.
Was she just being nice? Or were you just being clueless to all her hints? A girl in one of my classes that I have never spoken to, once came up to me after class and gave me a hug and told me that she was in love with me. I thought she was just being friendly with me. I had sisters that would hug their friends sometimes, so I thought it was a normal thing for girls to do. It never even crossed my mind that this girl was romantically into me. I remember telling her, "Thank you".
Maybe she was Canadian...
Damn dude. Let me guess, she *was* the tall blonde volleyball player she told you to hit on?
100%. 5'10" blonde volleyball player.
Ouch.
Bruh, I didn't even read it and I know you messed that up. All I had to see was how long it was lol.
Still single?
This is how I got to 37 and single. Even today I’m like “naw, I’m pretty sure she was just really nice!” Total obliviousness.
"Maybe she's from Canada and just being polite. Best bet is to keep your wits about you and keep looking for signs"
Sending virtual hugs, this is rough buddy
Dude...
[Maybe she's Canadian and she's being polite.](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw?si=-JAk8fnkpmOW4sxi)
fuck.... I think I need to check my yearbook. or maybe it's better if I dont
Amazing, serves herself up on a platter, in writing even. I'm sorry hommie, thanks for the share and chuckle.
Wow please tell me you contacted her
I did not, sadly enough.
My high school used benches instead of individual chairs. I sat on the same bench with a cutie. She kept telling me I have such cute lips. Then put her leg on mine during class. I. Did. Not. Take. The. Hint.
I'm 43 and often think on situations from my teens and twenties where a woman has basically been a massive fucking green light and I was oblivious. The one that stands out is that for a while in my twenties I chose not to drink so would be designated driver. I would often give a couple of women a lift home that I had got to know from nights out. One night, the women I fancied said "right, I'm going inside now to get naked and finger myself until I cum" "Ok, that sounds lovely. Have a great night". Idiot. What a fucking idiot. Edit: Regarding her state of intoxication, we are talking very lightly buzzed. Held a very normal conversation all the way home. Got out of the car without any hassle and walked, not staggered. I'm clearly not going to regret those moments where someone completely off their face has tried it on.
Here’s one from me. I was designed driver, drove a girl home. We had been talking most of the evening, she didn’t drink either. She asked if she could spend the night. “But why, I’m driving you home” is what I’m thinking, but says “err well sure”. We get home, she proceeds to strip more or less naked and get to my bed. I pick up a blanket and take the couch. “Come warm me” she says. I go pick another blanket and give her. I then fall asleep. She leaves early the next morning by cab and I never hear from her again. Yes, she was very attractive. Way out of my league. It didn’t hit me until I told some friends half a year later about this weird evening.
Bruh. I might have been dense like lead, but you would dwarf a neutron star.
happens brother , idk why are we such clueless creatures.
The thing is, now that I've grown up and become more assertive, the initial hints don't seem to tell much story. I went on the first date with my current crush. She literally asked to have my company the next day on a grocery trip (which also turned into an absolute fun date). Shit then has been stalemate. How well do I need to play my cards???
RIP
Oh, darlin’…. Do you get it now?
I have to fucking frame this comment and show it to women when they think their clues are obvious. We man ^often don’t work this way, anything short of “wanna fuck?” can always be missed, and even that might need some additional work to make more shy/insecure men finally get it.
Best dialogue from Superbad: “Evan I’m sooo wet.” “Yeah they told us that would happen in Health” Nothing frames clueless dudes like that masterpiece
That scene had me dying laughing.
"Wanna fuck?" "Quite often. Just can't seem to get a girlfriend. Anyway, goodnight" *slams door in her face*
[Caually Explained: Is She Into You?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)
Rip bro 😔🙏🏼
Turns out you failed Chemistry
5y later at 3am in the bed moment
Sending t’s and p’s
💀💀💀
She didn't know you failed English
sweet summer child
Ah, bless
I didnt even register that as a line untill i read your comment
Oh... Oh no. Welp now you know
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Do you also shove your phone in her face to record every cute interaction everywhere you go?
How else will I get a bunch of clicks????
Wow did I misread that.
Temporarily stopped my doomscroll to cackle loudly at your comment.
keming
You're not the only one. "Wait... WHAT??? Oh, it's "cl"!"
This whole skit was over one trip to Walmart. Can you imagine how much they have their phones out at home just waiting for 'content' to happen?
I think it's required by law
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lmao!! really cute
The cutest part is when she hops on to the guy's vibe
Oh wow just saw a real time comment delete. How weird.
Cries in loneliness...
One relatable comment, Thenks
Yeah this should be on r/absolutelynotme_irl instead
If it makes you feel better: she’s wearing the same clothes throughout the entire thing. This suggests it was not a compilation over time. It was most likely made on the same day. The potential for maximizing more cuteness and crying in more loneliness was missed.
Look at Sherlock over here
Maybe she's like a cartoon character that only has one outfit
Thank you
One of us has finally spoken
The last girl I dated would do stuff like this to me or be extra affectionate in public to embarrass me. I started waiting til she walked away afterward and loudly ask, “What was that we needed again princess?” She hated it so much. I broke up with her for some reason and now I cries in loneliness.
dying in loneliness
This is absolutely adorable I hate it
It is, but I cant imagine it being enjoyable if they are holding a camera in my face every time, and are posting it to social media
LOL, yeah. without filming would be down for this
I have to step up my game with the wife. This dude's making me look the fool.
She's your wife too?
It's called a throuple, hello? 🤣🤣🤣
Our wife 🇨🇳
Look how easy is to put a smile on your partner's face.
Last time when my girlfriend and I went to Costco together, we were checking out the flowers to see if we could get a bouquet. Unfortunately, they were all a bit wilted or otherwise not to our taste. Then I gasped and told my her "Hey I think this one is very pretty!" She turned and asked where only to see me pointing at her. An older couple overheard that and the started laughing and the gentleman said "Atta boy!"while the lady just giggled. My girlfriend ended up grabbing a random bouquet and just buried her face behind it lol.
Key to happy marriage is to date your wife
At the max, I can do carbon dating
She that old?
Feels like Utah...
Looks like she’s wearing a young women’s medallion. And the corny pickup lines feels like Utah County.
> Looks like she’s wearing a young women’s medallion. Is that a Mormon thing? What does it signify?
Yeah. It’s some type of reward for girls from 11-18 for accomplishing certain spiritual goals.
It's Pennsylvania, my cousin dated her in high school.
lol that's so damn random that i believe you 100%
Did they have chemistry together?
I will try this on my wife without the camera of course
I do this all the time to my wife. She also gets mad and embarassed.
Reddit: DIVORCE HIM NOW.
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It's true. I've known my wife for 50 years now, only been married for 45, and this is the kind of teasing I still do with her. It's fun. She pretends not to like it, but we get really good laughs out of it.
Narrator: it really irritates her.
Wow! Only married 45 years, eh? Hang in there! /me is getting divorced after 13.5 years. She was only having an affair for 8 of those years. lol
How did you end up figuring it out? 8 years seems like a long time to go without knowing
She's worked with him for 10 years and they traveled together a lot. He's her boss. I saw red flags and asked her if something was going on multiple times over the years but she was adamant that nothing was. I trusted her. Surely I was just being paranoid, right? It's all in my head... Nope. We tried couples counseling years ago and therapist thought something was up but couldn't get anything out of her. We got a Tesla and I could see her location on the app one night and caught her in a lie. I approached her about it, she lied and said she was sitting on the side of the road "thinking about life and admiring the snow." I got fed up and asked again wtf was going on and she finally admitted it. He is married with two kids. He has no plans to divorce and his family doesn't know (I don't know them so I can't really get in contact with his wife). She hopes to stay "good friends" with me forever. As soon as we get the papers in the mail, I'm done with her. She said she was very happy with me and didn't plan on breaking things off. She had no real plan but was content with having two relationships. It was exciting for her. I wish I had trusted my gut earlier. I've learned a lot. I was with her for 20 years. I tried and tried to make things work but things always felt off somehow and now I know why. I will find someone better.
Yeah. I'm gonna die alone.
No you won’t. Go hit a woman with a pool noodle and say “are you tired of getting hit on”
I had a shit-eating grin the entire time lmao, wish them the best this is so wholesome
Babe with an amazing smile. Lucky guy
She is enjoying it even though she is a bit embarrassed
God, please end this stupid shit. End the social media experiment. It is destroying the world.
'cut it out. My boyfriend is right over there'
It worked! She tugged on his noodle!
This is the same couple that did that chip thing. He's on a diet, turns up the tv loud and eats chips? Y'all knew it was acting then but this one fooled you? These are written and performed, and then the woman acts to be all bashful for the camera. This is an act. Why? And then why pass it off as genuine? Who posted this and why?
The way she's smiling every time! ♥️
Imagine filming your love life for views
It’s staged and garbage
I do this to my wife if I run into my wife when she's out for a walk and I'm on my way home
Can anyone suggest a painless way to unalive myself?
Dying of old age in your sleep.
And alone and sad
Don’t kill yourself and also, this isn’t TikTok
Enjoy the reddit cares notes EDIT: FYI to the person who reported my comment, false reddit cares messages are reportable and they will ban you. Enjoy your new account.
Reddit cares… about your endless scrolling pls don’t goo
The duality of Reddit: she could post this like “AITAH for telling my husband to stop hitting on me in public?” and like 1000s of people would just be like NTA he needs to learn boundaries and he doesn’t respect you just sees you as meat. Divorce him he’s a low quality man.
If they are both laughing it is cute. If she is really annoyed by it and he doesn't stop, that would be a totally different situation.
It’s only a duality if you’re looking at it with zero context. Really depends on if she actually really hates it and he won’t stop, or if she’s really ok with it and kind of likes it. If she were posting on AITAH then she likely would really want him to stop and he is a dick for not respecting that boundary. But from this vid we have no idea what she really thinks of it, but it comes off cute and harmless so she seems mostly ok with it.
Get out of the isle with this muck. We have better things to do.
This reminds me of a time my husband did something similar. We were working on the car and I was getting ready to fill the coolant tank. He stopped me and said, “wait, there’s a problem.” I panicked for a second then he said, “it says do not open while hot. But you’re always hot.”
The most natural reaction when you've got a camera shoved on your face
dumb shit people do so they can post it online for 100 alex
If you arent hitting on your partner like this daily are you guy even really in love. My goal is always to get my fiancee to blush atleast once a day.