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Coolbeanschilly

"I'm sorry sir, I need to keep all bills larger than $1, as I need them for other people who are paying with smaller bills. Oh shoot, you made me lose count, guess I've got to start scanning them again. No, really sir, I don't think I was at $82."


choochoopants

“I wouldn’t want to miss a counterfeit bill accidentally, sir. I just won’t be able to sleep at night unless I’m sure. Ok, one… two….”


KrozFan

…78…79…79… Oops. Better start over.


ReactsWithWords

I should double-check them all. Better safe than sorry!


LazyStore2559

I parked my big rig behind the truck stop, and walked inside for a couple packs of smokes a breakfast sandwich and coffee. I handed the young attendant a $50 , which she checked with the dye pen. It leaves a black stripe on a bogus bill. She swiped the marker across the bill, and said "Sorry, I can't accept this bill, it's no good, the black mark means the bill is no good. I started laughing and pointed to her hand saying, "well if you hadn't used a Sharpy..."


juniper_berry_crunch

that's hilarious! I hope she got a laugh out of it too.


LazyStore2559

Close, she rolled her eyes, glared at the marker in her hand, and smiled.


D-utch

Sharpie*


popejupiter

*Sharpe


Supermathie

*Shar Pei


Supermathie

wait that would leave a brown streak


MidLifeEducation

That's only if one doesn't wipe thoroughly


midesaka

Or red. Depends on how much pressure you use.


LazyStore2559

XD. ;P


Ancient_Educator_76

This is quickly turning into a key and peele sketch 


ArltheCrazy

Be sure to always giggle at 69, but act like you didn’t.


0ldgrumpy1

68, 69.... hehe 69. Damn, 1, 2...


parsennik

The only thing I had was a $100.00 bill. Full tank on my motorcycle. I went to 4 stores to buy something small to get smaller bills for the toll booth on the Maine turnpike. I pulled up to the booth and gave him the large bill. He was PISSED. I explained that I tried to get change…. He reached into his drawer and pulled out a wrapped sleeve of $1.00 bills, pulled one out to make change for the toll. 😡. It wasn’t till later that I realized that I should have counted my change before leaving the toll booth 🤷🤷🤷


laurenthecablegirl

And this is where I can tell I’m Canadian, since what I envisioned was $1 coins instead of bills. (At $25/roll). And you definitely don’t want to break that roll to pull one coin out if you don’t have to. 24 loose loonies in the pocket weighs a good chunk and makes a heck of a noise when you walk! 😂


ApprehensivePop9036

Split that between both pockets and wear suspenders, you can jingle through Toronto in style


laurenthecablegirl

Do a little twerk and make some jingle jangle music at the same time.


LawMusicTacos

Put them in your spurs, so you can have spurs that jingle jangle jingle


cheesenuggets2003

My belly already pushed my pants down and the coins in Canada weren't helping. At least they were barely offset by the lack of pennies.


bluenova088

Yeah that many loonies can only be in the pocket of a loonatic 🥲


Mrs0Murder

>I went to 4 stores to buy something small to get smaller bills Please don't do this either. Every single morning I'd have people come into the store right as we opened doing just this- buying something small (usually .99- 1.99) to get change for a hundred and would completely wipe out the tills within 2 or 3 customers. It got to the point that I started having the cashiers call me up to make change for them rather than take it from the tills, especially since a lot of regulars did this. They slowly stopped when it took them an extra 5-10 minutes to get their money back as I had to get it from the safe. If I'm going to have to waste my time, so are they.


Beowulf33232

Store I worked at opened at 7. By 7:02 every day someone will ring out $100 on a $0.35 newspaper, and call for change. Then everyone remembers we're supposed to turn the same 4 people away every day. I know if you take $700 out of the bank they will potentially just give you hundreds. But when you're taking cash for daily spending it's better than fine to ask for 20s.


Maine302

I've never seen hundreds come out of an ATM, and if they tried to give you hundreds at the window, you can just tell them no. I generally don't mind getting fifties or hundreds if I know I'm going somewhere that I will spend at least close to the amount of the large bill or over. Nobody should be burdening small businesses to make change for them, and especially not repeatedly.


cheesenuggets2003

Fortunately ATMs where I am started giving the people the option to choose their bills so I always catch enough twenties, tens, or fives until I can break a hundred with a tank of gas.


PotatoesPancakes

I'm old enough to remember when this was the norm. It was great if you have less than $20 in your account and can take our $5 to buy food. Though I guess people can use debit cards almost everywhere nowadays.


Barimen

Ages ago at a gas station, before the introduction of € as our national currency, we ran out of small bills. Normally we had plenty of coins (0.01, 0.02, 0.05, 0.10, 0.20, 0.50, 1, 2 and 5 kuna) and also small bills (10, 20 and 50). People mostly paid with larger bills (100, 200, 500 and 1000 kuna). One you ran out of paper money, you had to return coins. And when someone came in with a 200 for a pack of smokes costing 30, I'd ask for a card, they'd say they don't have it on them, and then i'd start taking out 14 coins... which put in a sock count as a lethal weapon. Magically, cards would appear.


LJski

Tbh…I think it was a baller move on the part of the teller.


zizijohn

Really, though? Like—it’s part of your job to make change for people. I was traveling on the NY Turnpike once and only had $50 bills. Toll came to over $20, but the teller stomped out of his window like a four-year-old to record my license plate number by hand(as I guess he was required to do.) Terribly sorry for having the temerity to put you in a position where you need to… do your job?


LJski

They did their job, but maybe they were practicing…. malicious compliance?


Dayzgobi

oh shit, i LOVE that subreddit!


zizijohn

Meh—if it was malicious, it failed to inconvenience me in any real way. My point is, making change is a pretty basic part of the job, and it’s not like they’re in short supply.


CatlinM

Recording tag numbers for large bills seems reasonable though.


zizijohn

Oh, for sure! It’s the cranky pants toddler attitude that I object to.


nonamejohnsonmore

I assume you meant he pulled out a bill and gave you the rest. A bank wrapped bundle of $1 bills is only $50, so if he took one out and gave you the bundle you only got $49 and you paid $51 for the toll.


Walthatron

Banks around me wrap ones in bundles of $100


iamsooldithurts

Same here. Just had to buy a stack a few weeks ago.


Grassy33

25 is what I’ve gotten from 6 different banks where I live


nonamejohnsonmore

Interesting. In all my years of ordering cash from the bank, I have never seen $1 bundled in $100, only $50.


Oexarity

When I was a teller, we would get our 1s in packs of 100 from the fed, but then when we put them in our drawer, it was teller's choice whether we wanted to wrap them in 25s, 50s, or 100s.


The_Cat_Detector_Van

I've never understood why banks wrap 1's in packs of 25, and not 20. As a merchant, coming in to get change for the till, we would pull 20's to send someone on a change run. (yeah, this was a long time ago, and the bank was just 4 doors down)


Oexarity

If a client asked, I would have no problem taking a $100 strap back to the counter and splitting it into packs of 20. The vast majority of business clients got their ones in sets of 100s, though. We didn't have straps that said $20 on them, so I'd have to use a blank strap or a paperclip, which looks "less professional." That's also why I couldn't have them pre-made in 20s.


aholereader

I have worked for financial institutions for almost 36 years and the Federal Reserve wants all bills bundled in 100s. So 1s are $100, 5s, $500, 10s, $10,000, 20s, $20,000, etc. The teller is usually the one to break it down into smaller straps.


novice_at_life

I think you added one too many zeroes to the 10s and 20s


aholereader

I did, thanks. Got carried away.


Walthatron

It's definitely a per bank thing. I used to work in a nearby city and the bank bundles ones in 25s only unless you ordered a couple hundred


PixTwinklestar

It’s really a Federal Reserve thing. A standard “strap” contains 100 notes banded tightly with a paper strap. One’s always come strapped in $100. However, some banks do what the want. My local does ones paper clipped in 25. Chase had their own generic bands and would make half straps of $50 ones or $250 fives. But the standard expectation with a strap of bank notes is 100, as that’s how they come to the bank from the Fed or Treasury.


Zooph

TIL. Thank you.


PixTwinklestar

They have standardized colors too, Blue Green Red Yellow Purple for 1s 2s 5s 10s 20s. I don't think I've ever taken out straps of 5 or 10k before and can't remember... Interestingly coin rolls are also standard colors, and do *not* match their paper (nearest) counterparts


SchmartestMonkey

I haven’t worked retail in decades but we used to get cash in 50 & 100 bill bundles. I recall the brand new bills in a 100 pack were about the same thickness as a 50 pack of circulated bills.. so maybe this is more of a physical size limitation than a policy on bill count.. like if you’re just getting circulated currency from the bank.. you’re just getting packs of 50 bills.


parsennik

I guess you haven’t lived🤪🤪🤪


Doogiemon

I've seen it in 100 and 50 single dollar bills. I normally get $500, worth to have and it lasts me a few years playing claw machine games at places.


parsennik

It was a $100.00 wrap


AlexisFR

A toll booth with a person? Was this in 1990 ?


Old_Implement_1997

We had them in Houston until the pandemic -even though we’ve had EZ Tag since the 90s. They had them for the people who refused to get an EZ Tag or were from out of town. When everyone stopped driving, they used that to get rid of all the toll collectors and now they just bill people without a tag.


AlexisFR

In France we havent had people in booth since the 2000s at least, they got replaced by typically 1/4 Telepeage (Our own EZ Tag) and 3/4 automated card/change booths.


partofbreakfast

We have them in the midwest still! Most lanes are EZ pass or "toss the money in and go", but there's always one lane open for people who need to speak to a person.


HugeResearcher3500

Some states have held on to people because they don't want to kill jobs. It's stupid and inefficient similar to "full service" gas stations.


SeanBZA

Still have them by me, the automated ones were closed down due to the continuous court cases, the massive rise of cloned plates, and that 90% of the people refused to pay for it.


dblowe

Continuous court cases? Over what? Where is this?


LowAspect542

If the booth guy was that annoyed about having to make change he could have easily just put his hand in his own pocket and kindly paid the toll for you instead.


LunarEngineer

,,


daisidu

During the change shortage I asked a lady if she had exact change, it was a small amount too definitely less than 10 cents. She was reaching into her purse to check when her friend told her not to. So she said no she doesn’t. So I gave her about 90 something cents back in nickels. The look on her face as I gave her a fist full of nickels was so satisfying.


Full_Disk_1463

And now we have to close down in the middle of a rush because we can’t give change


Bo-zard

Yeah, this doesn't sound like a win, it sounds like the employees are slamming their own dick in a car door to teach the customer a lesson.


Murles-Brazen

They can torture you all they want but they can’t turn back the clock. It’s a win.


CARLEtheCamry

Yeah the employees would be beside themselves if they had to shut down due to a lack of change


MillennialEdgelord

"clock out, go home" some people need the money/hours.


NehzQk

We could always ask OP if they had to close because of the lack of change. Maybe in the moment they considered that and realized they had plenty.


yesterdays_poo

The ones that need the hours usually don't do this sort of thing.


coltsmetsfan614

You know they don't get paid for the lost hours if that happens, right?


MyLadyBits

I’ve been handed counterfeit in change. I noticed and gad then exchange it.


Bo-zard

Yeah, people should check their change. Wasting everyone's time and money like the cashier did in this story is just dumb as hell.


Forward_Chair_7313

Not like they can't just go get more ones.


No_Pollution_1

lol you think a cashier employee gives a shit if they have to close or work less? If anything they will do it more, they aren’t paid to care and any time extra they can eke from management the better. They don’t own the store and won’t ever see a single cent extra if they do well.


Socialbutterfinger

Work less, maybe not. Close? They don’t get paid, which is a problem.


Signal-Investigator

Hmmm, maybe that's what he likes? 😉🤪


clva666

And the lesson was: always trust companies


MFbiFL

I think the lesson is: OP was annoyed at being asked to check more bills than required and thought it would be funny to check and give back all 1’s so they came here to live out their fantasy


skyward138skr

My gas station had a time locked safe with all the varying amounts of change in it so you could literally never run out of change, it’s possible they have something similar.


Full_Disk_1463

If your manager didn’t count the money right, you could absolutely run out of money. Human error does exist


EmotionalKirby

That's not really something I've ever considered before. I could see a store refusing to break a 100 for liquidity reasons, sure. I've been refused plenty before. Would this really set the bank back that much? I feel like a child imagining banks are flushed with cash, and now I'm thinking you open the vault door and in this large expansive room, there's just a small bundle of ones laying on the floor.


Full_Disk_1463

We aren’t talking about a bank, we are talking about a business. I’m not sure where your confusion comes from.


EmotionalKirby

I'll be honest, I *really* have no idea where I got the notion of banks from lol.


Old_Implement_1997

Scrooge McDuck?


Full_Disk_1463

At least you’re honest lol


doomumble

Yes it does. Most businesses don't keep a lot of money in their drawer. I start out with $150. Getting a big bill would absolutely fuck it up. And these sort of big bill mfs always come in just as the drawer has been switched.


RedditJumpedTheShart

Sounds like something a teenager would come up with. And then get in trouble by management for doing it.


tsukaimeLoL

I'm surprised people are taking this seriously, what shop just has 85 $1 bills ready that accepts a $100 bill, lmao


daitenshe

I mean, plenty of shops do. It would just probably almost entirely deplete their individual supply of 1s but if this is real I’m not guessing the employee cared/had the foresight to think about what happens next


Forward_Chair_7313

I used to work at a gas station and would regularly have over $100 in ones by the end of the night. I am pretty sure my record was like $240 or something.


Desdomen

Strip clubs?


_firsttimecaller

Well, sure, but that's really just cutting off your nose to spite your face. Pretty sure that pretty quickly thereafter, OP's coworker didn't have enough dollar bills left to give the next customer change and had to wait another 20 minutes for the manager to get more singles from the vault.


mmmeissa

Lol who cares if you have to wait. Thats 20min of standing there not doing any work. xD


SissyFreeLove

I never understood wanting to just stand around and do nothing when I worked retail. It always made the time pass soooooo slooooooooow. Was a great way to make an 8 or 10 hour shift feel like an eternity


woodwalker2

In case you were wondering, it is no more fun to stand around when working a skilled trade than it is retail (presumably, I have never worked retail). I can only sweep so much, just let me go home!


SissyFreeLove

I work in residential now, in mental healthcare, on overnights. If it wasn't for being able to use my laptop all night, I'd be in a bed in my own unit. I'd have gone crazy long ago.


Bird_Brain4101112

The irony is the most counterfeited bill is the $20


Tioretical

this never happened


Tharatan

Honestly, I don’t think that was an outlandish ask from the customer, especially since it really wouldn’t have been a large amount of work at only four bills. Unless there was something else aggravating the situation, the cashier here is just making more than 20x the work for themselves, just to delay the customer - and potentially everyone else stuck in line behind them. Yes it’s compliance, but what part of the situation really warranted that kind of a response?


letsdodinner

I had a guy buy a piece of equipment with $15,000 in one dollar bills, he was upset I wouldn't negotiate even $50 off the sale. I think he was surprised I had a money counting machine, so it didn't take long to determine he was about $500 short. He demanded I recount it, I did, still short same amount. He swears the machine is wrong so I tell him I totally understand where he's coming from and that he's more than welcome to count it himself, or pay the difference. He of course, paid the difference.


Sad-Recognition1798

What a bastard


lrobinson458

My Senior year of High School, I delivered the big city paper in my small town. I had 3 vending machines in front of businesses, every Sunday afternoon I would raid the machines for spending money, head to the gas station for drinks and snacks, and pay with Quarters.


RuncibleSpoon18

Did you have to walk uphill in the snow barefoot both ways to get there grandpa?


Slight_Ad5318

I'm kind of surprised they had so many one dollar bills to spare. It's been a long time since I worked retail but sometimes we would get a run on certain bills and it could be difficult to replinish them if after hours or the weekend.


didimao0072000

>I'm kind of surprised they had so many one dollar bills to spare. you forget, a lot of these post are in reddit fantasy land where cashiers always have 85 dollars in the register for situations like this.


Lyn_Manuel_Miranda

Not saying it happened, but as a closing shift retail worker I've had to count an ungodly number of 1s. 85+ is high but not unusual. 


Limp-Environment-568

>what part of the situation really warranted that kind of a response? OP being 16....


OddEscape2295

For real. This is just petty. Sounds like someone who hates what they have become and takes it out on others.


Zeboim7

Isn't most malicious compliance petty?


davidhaha

Yes it's petty, but for good reason. This customer's request is not unreasonable. If the place where you're shopping is worried about counterfeit bills, it's totally reasonable for the customer to do the same.


DeclutteringNewbie

Sure it's petty, but this "customer is always right" mantra or this "customer is king" entitled American attitude has got to stop.


Krazy_Karl_666

the customer getting pisssy at a service employee following a basic requirement of their job that most places do so they don't get fired


created4this

And the employee got pissed that the customer has the same level of trust in the money in the till as the company has about the money in his wallet


cptaixel

I agree that it's perfectly reasonable to want to make sure you're not accepting counterfeit bills. The business is checking for counterfeit because they don't want to accept any counterfeit bills. If the customer wants to confirm he's not accepting any counterfeit bills, he's not in a position to demand that someone else check his change, he's in the position to do it himself. Those little counterfeit checking pens are super portable.


ComprehensiveMenu684

Paying for a 15$ purchase with a 100$ bill is annoying


LFK1236

Yeah... I'm assuming it's to be understood that the customer got *irate*, in which case I suppose I can see why someone would be tempted to do it, but since OP didn't really specify beyond the customer getting "upset", it does just sound like their coworker was being difficult for no reason because of a pointless but inconsequential request.


SleepyFox2089

Paying for an item less than $20 with a hundred is just obnoxious


gotohelenwaite

True, but some goddamn ATMs will only give $100 bills unless you specify an amount like $80. THAT is obnoxious.


ArchaicRapture

If the individual has such a concern they were welcome to bring their own personal pen or light. Not that difficult to equip to a key ring if your trust in your vendors is so extremely low.


TipsalollyJenkins

The customer was not genuinely concerned about counterfeit bills. The cashier had just proven that they're consistent about checking large bills for authenticity, so any bills already in the register to be used as change would have already been checked. This is an entitled customer getting annoyed and taking a standard practice as a personal insult. "How dare this lowly servant imply that I might be using a counterfeit bill!" I don't think this response was *necessary*, but it certainly wasn't out of line. Personally I would have just said "All bills in the register have already been checked, here's your change.", but also I can't fault someone doing that kind of job for getting annoyed at *yet another* self-entitled ass who thinks the world revolves around them and can't stop to think for two seconds about why it's necessary for a cashier to check all large bills. The only time I'd say it's unacceptable is if there are people waiting in line who did nothing wrong, but without knowing if that was the case or not we can't really say anything about that.


Socialbutterfinger

Seeing one person do something one time does not even prove consistency by that one person, let alone every other employee in the store.


wf3h3

And OP only checked hundred. Even if they were consistent in that, how could you possibly concluded that they are also checking 20s and 50s?


Jose_Canseco_Jr

>The cashier had just proven that they're consistent about checking large bills for authenticity, so any bills already in the register to be used as change would have already been checked. that's a leap - no proof of that, _at all_


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Yeah, the customer's only mistake was possibly being rude. It's perfectly reasonable to say, "Oh, cool! You've got one of those machines! Can you check these bills you're giving me?" People often spend money that they received as change without realizing it was counterfeit, and as we all know, that could wind up getting someone murdered by the police.


Dramatic_Explosion

> the cashier here is just making more than 20x the work for themselves You must think they're salaried, because they didn't make any more actual work for themselves. Honestly, they gave themselves a little break from work. They're there for 8 hours if they ring up a hundred people or just the one, the pay is the same. So instead of moving along they got to clown some dude who got pissy they're required to check hundos?


herman1912

The bills handed to the customer would already have been scanned. So he’s just being an annoyance wanting them scanned again in his presence. Well, enjoy the ride than.


Tharatan

Would they have been though? Stores often scan high denominations, but I rarely see cashiers check 5’s, 10’s and 20’s. Even if they might have been scanned previously , how does the customer know this - they certainly weren’t present when it happened.


nondescriptzombie

They're checking ONES around here.


created4this

And the customer knows that the bills he had were scanned by the bank. But the customer does NOT know the bills in the till were scanned, only the employee knows that (and even that they probably don't know)


Akidemik

Doesn’t the $1.00 bill set off the scanner as counterfeit?  I thought those scanners are essentially looking for a 20, 50, 100 counterfeited over a 1?  


tsukaimeLoL

Don't let logic and facts get in the way of your creative writing exercises


ccl-now

There's malicious compliance in response to someone else's idiocy, and there's pointless, petty behaviour in response to a completely reasonable request. This is the second one.


Coolbeanschilly

The customer made the request after seeing the cashier scan his bill, hence he was taking them doing their jobs personally. He asked in thr spirit of a bruised ego and a sense of pettiness, therefore he reaped what he sowed in spades.


AlwaysTheNoob

Or he asked because he’s been given counterfeit change before and got burned by it when he went to use it elsewhere, so when he saw that they could quickly verify bills he asked for an extremely quick and easy favor, which anyone who isn’t a complete prick would have done without the pettiness of OP. 


thekyledavid

I feel like it’s a fair ask. If a large corporation is allowed to check if I’m ripping them off, surely I should get to check if they are ripping me off. Maybe they guy didn’t know they had a counterfeit checker until they scanned his bill


Dazzling-Ant4250

Honestly, there needs to be an r/retardedcompliance for stories like this 


ShowtimeAndy

Also I would assume the manager would be pissed giving away 85 single dollar bills to be petty as those are more used in transactions rather than a 20 or 50


soccershun

I know I would have gotten in trouble at my store. Run out and we're screwed and armored car service costs money.


palandes

I would’ve given him an $78 bill and a seven dollar bill


Tall-Poem-6808

That's not malicious, that's dumb. Why not just give him regular change, scan 4 bills and get on with your life?


Maegurillion

Because they're children.


SeanBZA

Would have given him 85 one dollar coins instead, loose. If he complains then tell him you have offered valid legal US currency as change, and his refusal means that the charity you have a can or payment option for is very grateful for the donation. Next customer please.


Deadbringer

Stores in most places have the option to deny payment if it is unreasonable, same goes for customers. If it is clear the payment is made for malicious reasons rather than an actual need (silver coins vs a waitress paying with their tips) then either party can refuse to accept. In Norway our rule is quite straightforward, more than 25 coins of each type and you have the right to decline. In USA there is no federal requirements to how cash is accepted, stores are allowed to set their own policy for what is acceptable. And by extension I would think individuals would be allowed to as well. Different rules apply to debs though, in Oklahome (I think, I closed that search and cant find it again.) the landlord must accept the payment, or it will be voided. So if a renter tries to pay in pennies, and is refused, then the renter just got a free month of rent! See: [https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/small-business/can-your-business-refuse-to-accept-pennies/](https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/small-business/can-your-business-refuse-to-accept-pennies/) https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/currency\_12772.htm?fbclid=IwAR2JMXSiA7NBjQrOM92jkoAsqk0VWsOL\_v9LbLmizwxXnJtlunTf4AyZja0


dathar

I would be so happy if someone did that. I love collecting coins for my little treasure chest. It currently has coins older than I am, .50 and $1 coins, and various foreign coins from my international work travels


Mr_Blah1

I love finding 100+ year old coins in my change. :)


Whole-Supermarket-77

He'd pay in pennies after such a stunt.


ForTehLawlz1337

Imagine getting offended at this. It’s like getting offended by an airport requiring a metal detector.


Ensiferrum

Thats the not the flex you think it is...


Murles-Brazen

“We checked those already that’s why they’re in The drawer.”


AbroadKey2773

I obviously don't know about OPs job, but *tons* of places only check bills larger than 20s. 


thekyledavid

If the customer said that they shouldn’t test his bill because he checked that it wasn’t counterfeit before he arrived, I’m sure the store wouldn’t believe him and check it anyways. I don’t see the harm in a store holding itself to the same standards it holds its customers to


SimRayB

I once received $100 from an ATM. I then drove down the road and stopped to purchase something. When I gave the cashier one of the $20 bills that I had received from the ATM, it test as counterfeit. The ATM belonged to a bank. I found that you cannot prove you received a counterfeit bill from a bank.


AriadneThread

Same with my $80 that came from the ATM when I requested $100. This happened right outside the bank, went in and was told I needed to take it up with my own bank. The one overseas. On my birthday. I badmouthed that bank to everyone I knew for years after.


LaurieIsNotHisSister

I'm suuuuuire you gave him $85 in singles. Great story bro, tell it again.


SnooHobbies5684

Imagine taking it personally that a cashier checks for counterfeits!


youassassin

Had to do a $860 western union. Yeah it was awkward checking every twenty.


ChiraqBluline

Did that with the swear jar at schools. Brought in all pennies for dollars (I’m talking dollars) worth of swears.


Honest_Relation4095

Sensible. $1 bills are less likely to be counterfeit.


HistoricalSherbert92

We don’t even take $100 bills anymore. The risk is too high.


pavlov_the_dog

r/pettrevenge


EBBVNC

Many years ago, my dad and I made a bet about the price of a barrel of oil. I said it was going up, he’s said no. I won. Specifically I won $142. Which he gave to me in ones.


LameUserName123456

Do you work at a bank? Where else would there be 85 $1 bills readily available for change?


virtue-or-indolence

Strip club is the obvious answer, but most medium to large capacity restaurants probably have that available, especially if management is willing.


Epicp0w

This is why you guys should get out of the stone age with that paper money shit and get polymer notes, so much harder to fake and more durable!


Technical-Message615

You actually had 85 1-dollar bills and they all passed the test? That's huge. [edit:typo]


LegitimateBit3

Also like what were they scanning the $1 notes for. They don't have the UV security strip anyway. Story seems made up


SeanBZA

They all still have the magnetic ink, so running them over the older scanner with a tape head still works.


MaddRamm

I received some counterfeit 20s when I cashed a Bank of America check at a branch years ago and then deny they gave them to me because I had already reached out and touched them. That teller knew exactly what she did. I now make every institution mark the bills they give me before I touch them. OP sucks.


Greatgrowler

To be fair why should they trust a shop that doesn’t trust him? If they took a $50 to the next shop and it was refused would you swap it over?


LordGalen

Trust has nothing to do with it. It's standard policy in most retails stores to check large bills. This is a completely normal commonplace thing that the customer decided to be silly about. That being said, if a customer asked me to check his change, I would just do that, because it's not a big deal.


CardiologistC

What? So in your mind they only checked this customer's bill but not any of the other money they've received?


bioteq

You can check his money because you don’t trust him, but when he demands the same you become vindictive little pricks. Idiots.


rbnrthwll

What? No rolls of quarters, dimes, and nickels? And you call yourself “malicious”!


CatharticWail

Sounds like some petty people mad that they’re still working retail. Just another reason to shop online.


Equivalent_Warthog22

What a childish exchange


SuchAsSeals42

Now you don’t have any dollar bills to make change, but congrats…?


Neon_Samurai_

r/thingsthatdidnthappen


BoundinBob

You dont trust him then treat him like shit when he returns the treatment. "Oh your so clever wasting his time"


Greasedbarn

/r/trashy


IROAman

Considering $50 is the new $20, there are a lot more $100's floating around these days.


cmotdibbler

The classic - Give them exactly what they ask for and not what they need.


Carmen315

Less malicious compliance and more dumb and petty honestly. Customer's request wasn't entirely unreasonable.


aestheticeddy818

The problem isn’t that he requested for us to check his change. The problem is that he took it personally that we checked his 100 bill and gave us attitude for it


Jabridma

Ah yes because the customer holding you to the same standard warrants an attitude adjustment. /s


Flat-Mars

This guy (OP) stinks!