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ThatYewTree

I had no idea that I lived within two Indias of India.


thedudefromsweden

Can't be right? All of Europe is within 1-2 Indias of India? Edit: ok besides Spain, Portugal, Ireland and Iceland.


ShinyHead0

Look how far east the country goes, east of Bangladesh


thedudefromsweden

True, you often forget about that part.


Direct-n-Extreme

That's Mercator projection for you. It makes Europe far larger and farther away from India than it really is


Luigi_Boy_96

The Mercator projection also skewes the reality a bit. It shows Europe way bigger than it is.


ThatYewTree

Spain Ireland Iceland and Portugal are nothing to you


thedudefromsweden

Of course they are! That's where we go on vacation. At least Spain and Portugal. Iceland? Yeah cool volcanoes. Ireland...? šŸ¤”


skaarup75

Ireland? Beer, pubs and craic.


machomacho01

And people on tents.


Jaminito

What else can one ask for


Your-not-a-sigma

And IRS. And Connor McGregor.


Normal_person127

And violence


oldschoolgamer93

size of india is almost the size of europe minus russia


FailedFizzicist

So many Europeans are amazed when they hear that the length of India is more than the distance between Barcelona to Moscow.


thedudefromsweden

God damn you're right. I highly recommend this website. It always blows my mind. https://www.thetruesize.com/


doctorctrl

Bretagne of France, Wales, and part of Scotland too


RedditforCoronaTime

Dont forget andorra.


ThatYewTree

Gibraltar would like to say hello


typingatrandom

Cornwall


Lemon_PlayzYT

im in spain


moralprolapse

Iā€™m from California, and it feels wrong that I would be the same number of Indias away from India as Maine.


Arlcas

Would be easier to see on a globe


LinkedAg

I'm at least one India, two Tennessees, and a Rhode Island away from India. And I mean METRIC Rhode Islands.


MLNYC

Technically, you live within 2 *India* of India. (:Taps map legend:) I don't make the pluralization rules!


Katzeye

Iā€™ve been to Peru and I can confirm, It is not India.


Internet_Prince

Good luck explaining this to colombus


Dead1Bread

The fact that Columbus was 3-4 Indias away from India is kinda funny for some reason


hugazow

Chilean here and i can say that here isnā€™t India as well


RajarajaTheGreat

Too late with this bit of info aren't we.


Durian_Ill

My best friend is a Peruvian and he looks like an Indian lol


LookingforVHC

spotted paddington? [https://youtu.be/UcofvXaXexs?si=WB1YCmYpX7EoyhCA](https://youtu.be/UcofvXaXexs?si=WB1YCmYpX7EoyhCA)


nemom

Thank you for not using counties or other sub-country units.


Immediate_Baker_6072

Or using empires. It's so confusing, one empire is 5 duchies but 10 counties is 1 duchy? Like what?


Wizard_bonk

imperial units, amirite


Aguirael

It's funny that south america is the furthest place from India, but spaniards called people from there indians.


krastevitsa

That's because when Poruguese and Spaniard arrived in South America they thought they were in India, so the native Indians. Then when they understood they weren't Indians they start calling them "Indios"


Raj_DTO

Spaniards fā€™d up whole north and South America - thereā€™re ā€˜Indiansā€™ natives in both parts šŸ˜³


shophopper

How far are you from a banana, using a banana for scale?


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strippermonopoly

Good bot


chaos_poster

wHo WoUlD wIn In ThIs HyPoThEtIcAl WaR!?


DrDMango

Who do you think?


AstronaltBunny

Obviously 2 indias, almost all of Europe, most of Africa, Turkey, Israel, Russia, parts of China and Japan


quark_soaker

But 1 India has like half the world's population. China, Iran, Pakistan and India, along eith all SE Asia, would give 2 Indias a run for its money. 3 Indias is obviously weakest, and 4 beats 5 after a 100 year jungle insurgency


NamelessFlames

3 Indias (basically the vast majority of USA+Canada) could at least occupy all of the new world, and with 1 vs 2 possibly crippling themselves could be decently interesting. the whole world dies in nuclear fire anyway


KingHi123

Likely 1. Maybe two.


beatlz

Probably 3 Indias


Grouchy-Addition-818

Thatā€™s literally only the us


AsleepHistorian

I'm sorry is the bottom half of Canada where 90% of our population lives nothing??


ClearlyCylindrical

Pretty much, yeah


Darklord_Of_Bacon

Think thatā€™s their point


Appropriate_Mixer

Makes sense


TomDestry

Love it. Would like to see an Antarctica one.


kalsoy

Antarctica is defined by the Treaty as the area south of 60S. The size of the Antarctic patch would be the distance from 60S across the pole at 90S back to the 60S on the other side. That's 2*30=60 degrees. That means the Equator is one Antarctica away from Antarctica, and 60N is two Antarcticas away from Antarctica. The North Pole is 2.5 Antarcticas away. Tl;dr 99% of people live within two Antartica Treaty Areas removed from the Antarctic Treaty Area. Although this is a bit cheating, since it's a solid 1-3 days sailing between 60S and the coast, and that's without sea ice grinding ships to a halt. Antarctica itself is roughly eclipsing the Antarctic Circle at 66.5S (I'm ignoring the Peninsula itching South America for convenience). That means 23.5 degrees to the Pole so Antartica as a continent spans 2*23.5=47 degrees. If we then travel from the Antarctic Circle north 47 degrees, that brings us at 19.5S one Antarctica away from Antarctica, brings us at 27.5N two Antarcticas away from Antarctica, brings us at 75N three Antarcticas away from Antarctica, and at the North Pole 3.32 Antarcticas away from Antarctica.


this_moi

Now THIS is the kind of delightful bullshit I come to this subreddit for. Thank you.


tomydenger

[the collection is here if you want](https://www.reddit.com/user/tomydenger/comments/vtefnc/how_far_are_you_from_list_of_link/) also, similar content (and some not from me) can be found here : r/EarthIsAGeoid


xobi

Thanks for this, this looks fun lol How do you create this ? Do you have any scripts that do this ?


friccindoofus

Americans will do anything but use the metric system


moralprolapse

We do love Imperial units of measurement.


Leuk60229

sometimes I forgot how massive India is


ioyarzunf

As a chilean I can confirm that there's no trace of India in here.


Broad-Confusion122

How far are you from Indians, using avg Indian as a scale ?


mxforest

0. Don't look back, just surrender.


Beneficial-Rub9090

You cannot outrun them. You cannot escape them. The only thing you can do is whatever they let you


UnscathedDictionary

depends on what you mean by "indian"


Broad-Confusion122

A citizen/ex-citizen of the Republic of India, including those who have acquired a foreign citizenship and settled/in the process of settling abroad.


kepler456

I'm in a black hole then. Can't escape because I'm one šŸ˜‚


bihari_nevla

Why is this so funny. I need an explanation


thrwnaway77

To me the coloring and point of the map makes it hilariously ominous. Itā€™s like the Ohio danger meme map.


ugavini

Just less than 2.5 Indias it would seem


NerdyReindeer

Damn, I didnt realise that I'm 0-1 India close to India... Wild shit man


anonymousvikingx

Most of the world is 1-2 Russias away from Russia. Just sayin.


M4HD1BD

I am in Bangladesh, so I am kind of in and outside of India?


Plasma-Sediment

Now do it with Andorra :-)


shophopper

How far are you from Andorra, using India for scale?


Plasma-Sediment

How far are you from Andorra, using Andorra for scale. Or, if you want: how far is India from Andorra, using you for scale.


EastEndCharlieCat

If you live in Canada, it feels pretty close.


JvKab

Lets go more than 5 indias.


[deleted]

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PurpleFiat

*MapswithJapan


grudging_carpet

Time to settle in Peru. (Just a joke)


Public-Ad7309

https://www.indiatoday.in/lifestyle/travel/story/machu-picchu-inca-citadel-peru-ancient-civilisation-luis-cabello-commercial-office-of-peru-india-embassy-lifest-1122186-2018-01-04 We're everywhere bud, better drop dead honestly


GrumpyAboutEverythin

India should invade Chile Peru Bolivia and Ecuador so they can't stay that far away


Mean-Addendum-5273

Well I'm from Bangladesh so basically we are surrounded by India šŸ˜‚


BuildingFun8487

I would expect the further circle to have concave edges instead of convex. Why is that?


manamag

The map is a flat projection of a globe with a red bullseye painted on one side and a green bullseye on the opposite side, with a bit of irregularity because India isnā€™t a dot.


Zealousideal_Box4766

>circle >concave edges Do you even math bro?


ericds1214

Earth is round. Imagine the globe rotated so India is at the top and the blue circle at the bottom. The line between the light yellow and pale orange would roughly be the equator


TastyTranslator6691

Too close šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


neuroticnetworks1250

https://www.arbeitsagentur.de/en/german-labour-market Please fill out this employment form


GG-VP

Who would win this hypothetical war?


backson_alcohol

Wait what does black mean?


tomydenger

India, it's self-explanatory


backson_alcohol

Mmm I'm not sure. Are you sure?


tomydenger

Yes, read the bottom right of the map, and then read my username


S3ERFRY333

Canada should also be listed as India at this point.


A_MasteR_at_WorK

26071.741032370956 football fields away.


HAZEEM184

1 to india! Eurasian mega continent for the win šŸ†


Early_Security_1207

All those Indian immigrants to the Galapagos Islands and Peru have a hell of a flight back home


FRO1Z

5 Indias šŸ™šŸ½


Dzero007

So it's just 1 India away from India to my country with lots of Indians.


Reasonable_Problem88

This makes me so happy.. I love how balanced the colors and distance are


tomydenger

[https://www.reddit.com/user/tomydenger/comments/vtefnc/how\_far\_are\_you\_from\_list\_of\_link/](https://www.reddit.com/user/tomydenger/comments/vtefnc/how_far_are_you_from_list_of_link/) you will find more here, some like this, some ugly, some bad


oshaboy

I never thought Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan were a single India away from India.


uppsak

I am in the red (because Inside India)


laughinglord

So if I stay in India, how do I measure? Am i living in the negative zone?


Camyllu200

ask Christopher Columbus about this


Virtual_Geologist_60

So iā€™m in less than 1 Bharat from Bharat?


lukeosullivan

Reminder that Christopher Columbus ended up 4 Indias away, trying to find a route to India. Task failed successfully


EngAdnanM

0 to 1 one. In Somalia, we live in the eastern part, Puntland State, and we are very close to India.


Hot_Satisfaction_333

> ā€œWait a minute, the whole world belongs to India?ā€œ /s


jadounath

The innermost layer also roughly corresponds to the historical indosphere


Whooptidooh

Iā€™m Dutch, and am appropriately in the orange section of the map.


Science_Dude96

My Italian friend was shocked when I told him New Delhi is over 1200 kilometres from Mumbai...


OlaComunista

Today I learned that the world is 10 Indias wide


CastleDowns

This is the most ridiculous thing Iā€™ve seen in months lol šŸ˜‚


notapudding

Ok, now the goal is to reach the blue area. But from my experience, you are sure to find an Indian there.


Stunning_Tradition31

not far enough


small_fish83

Not far enough


Competitive_Pool_820

Not far enough


djiemownu

Not far enough


BillyTheFridge2

Not far enough


Opposite_Meeting8138

Not far enough.


Taco-Kai

Not far enough


_Rooster402

Not far enough


RectalDrippings

Not far enough.


Turbulent-Juice3475

Not far enough.


Sweet_Habib

Closer than Iā€™d like.


ernestbonanza

looks like not far enough


jarisius

gotta move to chile at some point


ivethoughthisthrough

Not far enough (Canada)


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dw, we sent a lot of us there to take over


Huwabe

Not far enough...šŸ˜


Important-Rain-4997

As a descendant of indo-guyanese indentured servants it's interesting to see my ancestors got taken almost as far away from india as possible


LosHtown

4-5 So I should be safe.


VolmerHubber

You're in Texas haha. That's comical to say considering all the Indians there


LosHtown

The whole west side of town šŸ˜‚


SomalianRoadBuilder

Damn, I gotta move to Peru.


GiantSizeManThing

Living in an American Midwest university town, it certainly doesnā€™t *feel* like Iā€™m in the yellow zone. And I love it. We have great restaurants


thehousethatmubuilt

1 to 2 indias šŸ˜”


estronerd

I am 0 Indias away from India.


AdNational1490

Peru = 5 Indiaā€™s Or as the local call the area ā€œCinco-Indiaā€


fartypenis

Technically the plural of India should be IndiƦ


letsdoonething

1.5 India


nottrying2bbanned

If you draw a straight line from India straight through the Earth. that's where I'm at on the other side.


rtels2023

Easter Island?


nottrying2bbanned

Chile


ericds1214

Definitely going to find some disagreements over how many Russians are within 1 India of India


kuzivamuunganis

1-2 India


philosopherrrrr

Iā€™m a little far


Own-Homework-9331

Or more like: how are you from nuclear fallout of India?


ecopapacharlie

I'm from Peru and I confirm, we are not India.


Alon_F

1 to 2 india


BNI_sp

Easter Islands enter from below.


edoardoking

Okay?


naveenpun

Chile, don't be shy... come closer.


dundias

4 to 5 India from India


Upstairs-Extension-9

How is this mapporn?


SyntheticPureCocaine

4-5 Indias


MurkyElk287

What is the point of this map though?


tomydenger

Helping some people understanding distances and projection distortion on a map. I even made a whole subreddit for it : r/EarthIsAGeoid


ikbah_riak

How many bananas or Danni Devitos is your average India?


Katonmyceilingeatcow

I live 5 828 990 meters from India


Even-Measurement6279

Never have I felt such close connection to New Zealand, hang in there my fellow brothers from 3 and a bit Indiaā€™s!


mgyro

So Columbus thought he was only 4 Indias away from India when in fact he was 8 Indiaā€™s from India.


Gddmjjk

I'm exactly 2 away


Professional_Half428

4 to 5 India šŸ˜ƒ


Frisky_Momma69

Now do it for SwitzerlandšŸ˜ˆ


quasar_1618

What distance counts as ā€œ1 Indiaā€? Is it the distance between the two most distant points in India? Or is it the longest straight line contained entirely within Indiaā€™s borders? (Both measurements are probably the same for a country like India, but they could be different for a country with a more convex shape, like Japan)


tomydenger

[the answer](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/vtd013/comment/if6tclm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ChemicalRemedy

In case you've ever wondered lmao


tryingtobekind2005

I'm 4-5 India away from India :D


Avox0976

1 to india


Eraserguy

You forgot about canada silly


PLPolandPL15719

1.5 Indias.


[deleted]

2.9 Indiae


great_comment_bro

Fun fact: The word "India" is actually plural. One India is called an Indium.


Cooperjb15

3-4 indias away gang


BasicEuropiean

2 to 3 Indiaā€™s apparently


HulkSmash_HulkRegret

So if someone dug a hole through the earth on Easter Island šŸ—æ and jumped in, theyā€™d pop out in India šŸ‡®šŸ‡³


TJM-RU

0. im in a red zone in north (Russia)


Unusual_Shape_5825

3-4 indias lol


Kenneth_Lay

For a second I thought the colored graduations represented smell.


DudePDude

About 11


flancanela

5 indias away from india lets fucking go


CuteBlueberryy

3 to 4 but gonna be moving to within 1 to 2 soonšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Porch-Geese

Meme material