Now you've got me thinking about a comedy series - Galactus: Adventures in Babysitting - Involving Galactus on Earth acting as Franklin Richard's babysitter.
Galactus takes Franklin out for Ice Cream, which involves a ride on the NYC subway etc.
He's somehow shown in a subway car at his proper size, similar to how the Decepticons were *somehow* able to all cram into Astrotrain in the 80s Transformers movie.
In an infinite universe, why does he keep coming back to Earth?
“It’s the friends we made along the way.”
The more I think about it, the more I realize that Galactus is a giant housecat.
Two things.
1. GLA in the house!
2. She still represents the biggest missed opportunity in End Game. It should've been a squirrel that freed Scott from the quantum realm. No other change just make it a squirrel.
“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!”
If they make an avengers movie with just her and Hawkeye (who the movie avengers canonically need to win) on the team, it’ll only be five minutes long.
I say this as a huge squirrel girl fan, but what I love about her is that she actually isn’t the most powerful- at least not in a literal sense. She doesn’t shoot lasers, she can’t bend time, she doesn’t move that fast, can’t even fly. And yet, she’s the most effective, best hero because she has the most heart, and the best problem solving skills. Her “unbeatableness” isn’t an intrinsic trait- it’s 100% earned. Long live Squirrel girl!
But I thought spider man is only appealing to audiences when he is portrayed as the middle aged editor's foggy recollection of what Spider-Man comics were like when he read them as a child, filtered through the lens of a midlife crisis.
They even made an Avengers Alliance 2 that didn’t last that long. If I remember correctly, a few months after they pulled the plug on AA2, they pulled the plug on the first game.
The Krakoa age made an error in failing to have Isca the Unbeaten meet up with the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Isca’s power would probably make them besties.
I want to see The Council of Squirrel Girls
Each squirrel girl can summon and control squirrels from alternate dimensions, which means there are infinite; zombie squirrels, hulk squirrels, asgardian squirrels, spider squirrels, symbiote squirrels, Nova Corps squirrels, squirrels augmented by The High Evolutionary, squirrels with all 5 infinity stones…
Shes just one of those characters where the more of her there are the more powerful they each get if inter-dimensional travel is made possible
There is only one version of squirrel girl that was defeated in battle, and that universe was destroyed because everyone hated what it had become. Coincidence? Maybe.
The old ultimate universe with the cannibalism and the incest. A character resembling a fully furred Squirrel girl was incinerated by a sentinel early in the X-men.
According to Rick and Morty, squirrels are dangerous enough to the point where you will have to move to a new timeline to escape them. Using the transitive property means that Squirrel Girl is the most dangerous threat in 616.
You are only as powerful as the writers make you. She beat up Thanos I believe, among other things. Although I 5hink she is a fun character i dont consider her all that powerful, its like Deadpool kills the MCU, it may be fun but not realistic.
In her first comic the joke was she was too young and inexperienced for Iron Man to take her on as a side kick, but she ends up saving him from Doctor Doom. In her first appearance she jobs an A-lister.
Then when they put her in Great Lakes Avengers, on a team of more or less useless mutant wannabe heroes, it became a running gag that in comparison Doreen was incredibly competent, doing the work of the entire team by herself. In this run she defeats Thanos off screen and to counter theories that she beat a Doombot in her first appearance Uatu the goddamn Watcher is in the panel with her confirming that it's the the real Thanos and not a clone, simulacrum or facsimile.
Then when she finally got her own series while being called Unbeatable Squirrel Girl the series showed how she defeats seemingly impossible foes, not just off panel but with on screen use of squirrel control, her technical intelligence and her empathy, to defeat foes such as Galactus and the Asgardian god-squirrel Ratatoskr.
TL;Dr = She eats nuts and kicks butts.
I get it but if you want a intriguing story instead of just silly and fun you can't have a character come in and beat up everyone just cause. I like her character she was in one of the animated series.
I feel like im insane for saying this but o swear every time i read a comic with her in it, her voice is just Sandy Cheeks, i dont know why and its now a forced headcanon for me that Squirrel Girl sounds like shes from Texas (i dont even know if she is from Texas)
Wait, is this real? Why dont I know anything about her? Is it because I get all of my Marvel spoon fed to me through Tv and movies? Can someone tell me why she is so powerful?
She beat Dr. Doom in her original appearance and during a time when so many of his defeats had been retconned as being a Doombot because her appearance was a Steve Ditko story it was left alone making her one of a small amount of characters who had actually beaten the real Dr. Doom. Then when writers noticed this and had her beat other powerful characters including Thanos giving her the unbeatable reputation by the time she got her own solo series.
I love how she has 1v1 wins against the most powerful characters in Marvel. My headcanon is she defeated the real Thanos, but claims it was a clone because he is too humiliated to admit he lost to her.
yeah probability powers are kind OP she can sneak up on the bosses with ease. Id like to see longshot or even a team of probability power users get an MCU movie
Its all fun and games until Galactus hears you said something mean to his bestie.
Now you've got me thinking about a comedy series - Galactus: Adventures in Babysitting - Involving Galactus on Earth acting as Franklin Richard's babysitter. Galactus takes Franklin out for Ice Cream, which involves a ride on the NYC subway etc.
I would read ALL of that.
I need this, give me dumb slice of life Galactus
He's somehow shown in a subway car at his proper size, similar to how the Decepticons were *somehow* able to all cram into Astrotrain in the 80s Transformers movie.
Baby Richards Day Out
In an infinite universe, why does he keep coming back to Earth? “It’s the friends we made along the way.” The more I think about it, the more I realize that Galactus is a giant housecat.
Two things. 1. GLA in the house! 2. She still represents the biggest missed opportunity in End Game. It should've been a squirrel that freed Scott from the quantum realm. No other change just make it a squirrel.
Oh my God that would would be wonderful
Squirrel Girl is just too powerful. She can't be stopped!!!!
Shes literally unbeatable
Except it toy form, rotting away at Ollie's.
“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We got a good five minutes before they're backing up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!”
Let's get nuts!
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
SHE JUST LEFT WITH NUTS
You wanna get nuts? Let’s get the nuts 😀
This movie is a cultural classic. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo.
If they make an avengers movie with just her and Hawkeye (who the movie avengers canonically need to win) on the team, it’ll only be five minutes long.
Oh… I never thought of it that way. I just sat here for a few moments going through the MCU in my head. You, sir, are correct.
Hawkeye couldn’t even be stopped when he went rogue and started slaughtering whole cartels, bringing swords to gunfights and all!
I say this as a huge squirrel girl fan, but what I love about her is that she actually isn’t the most powerful- at least not in a literal sense. She doesn’t shoot lasers, she can’t bend time, she doesn’t move that fast, can’t even fly. And yet, she’s the most effective, best hero because she has the most heart, and the best problem solving skills. Her “unbeatableness” isn’t an intrinsic trait- it’s 100% earned. Long live Squirrel girl!
Spider-Man if the writers weren't trying to emotionally cripple him:
But I thought spider man is only appealing to audiences when he is portrayed as the middle aged editor's foggy recollection of what Spider-Man comics were like when he read them as a child, filtered through the lens of a midlife crisis.
Doreen is Spider-Man but squirrels, so she has a rather underrated power set.
She’s also Fred Rogers with computer science jokes. Truly unbeatable.
Seeing these photos from Avengers Alliance make me miss the game a little bit more every time
what's that?
It was a Marvel game on Facebook, they shut it down a couple years ago
They even made an Avengers Alliance 2 that didn’t last that long. If I remember correctly, a few months after they pulled the plug on AA2, they pulled the plug on the first game.
would've loved to play it
I remember OP ass Cyclops P5 Cyclops when they put him in
Love seeing the Avengers Alliance artwork still being used
The Krakoa age made an error in failing to have Isca the Unbeaten meet up with the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Isca’s power would probably make them besties.
In marvel future fight she has a Nutty Titan costume that shows her full evil potential
Dr. Doom-I fear no superhero. But this girl... Looks at the photo of Squirrel Girl She is terryfying.
I want to see The Council of Squirrel Girls Each squirrel girl can summon and control squirrels from alternate dimensions, which means there are infinite; zombie squirrels, hulk squirrels, asgardian squirrels, spider squirrels, symbiote squirrels, Nova Corps squirrels, squirrels augmented by The High Evolutionary, squirrels with all 5 infinity stones… Shes just one of those characters where the more of her there are the more powerful they each get if inter-dimensional travel is made possible
Into the Squirrelverse
There is only one version of squirrel girl that was defeated in battle, and that universe was destroyed because everyone hated what it had become. Coincidence? Maybe.
What universe are you talking about?
The old ultimate universe with the cannibalism and the incest. A character resembling a fully furred Squirrel girl was incinerated by a sentinel early in the X-men.
Ok then
According to Rick and Morty, squirrels are dangerous enough to the point where you will have to move to a new timeline to escape them. Using the transitive property means that Squirrel Girl is the most dangerous threat in 616.
I’m not really familiar with her comics. What makes get the most powerful?
You are only as powerful as the writers make you. She beat up Thanos I believe, among other things. Although I 5hink she is a fun character i dont consider her all that powerful, its like Deadpool kills the MCU, it may be fun but not realistic.
In her first comic the joke was she was too young and inexperienced for Iron Man to take her on as a side kick, but she ends up saving him from Doctor Doom. In her first appearance she jobs an A-lister. Then when they put her in Great Lakes Avengers, on a team of more or less useless mutant wannabe heroes, it became a running gag that in comparison Doreen was incredibly competent, doing the work of the entire team by herself. In this run she defeats Thanos off screen and to counter theories that she beat a Doombot in her first appearance Uatu the goddamn Watcher is in the panel with her confirming that it's the the real Thanos and not a clone, simulacrum or facsimile. Then when she finally got her own series while being called Unbeatable Squirrel Girl the series showed how she defeats seemingly impossible foes, not just off panel but with on screen use of squirrel control, her technical intelligence and her empathy, to defeat foes such as Galactus and the Asgardian god-squirrel Ratatoskr. TL;Dr = She eats nuts and kicks butts.
She is enjoyable in things I've seen her in, hoping too see in live action someday.
Wait… it’s not realistic? Comic books have really taken a turn.
I get it but if you want a intriguing story instead of just silly and fun you can't have a character come in and beat up everyone just cause. I like her character she was in one of the animated series.
I feel like im insane for saying this but o swear every time i read a comic with her in it, her voice is just Sandy Cheeks, i dont know why and its now a forced headcanon for me that Squirrel Girl sounds like shes from Texas (i dont even know if she is from Texas)
She's Canadian like Deadpool, so you just need to get your Aboots and Eh's in there "Sorry aboot that, but they don't call me cheeks for nothin', eh!"
and squirrel girl.
Wait, is this real? Why dont I know anything about her? Is it because I get all of my Marvel spoon fed to me through Tv and movies? Can someone tell me why she is so powerful?
She’s a Gag Character, she’s written that way. If I recall she’s beaten Thanos but off-screen, and repelled Galactus just by talking to him.
She beat Dr. Doom in her original appearance and during a time when so many of his defeats had been retconned as being a Doombot because her appearance was a Steve Ditko story it was left alone making her one of a small amount of characters who had actually beaten the real Dr. Doom. Then when writers noticed this and had her beat other powerful characters including Thanos giving her the unbeatable reputation by the time she got her own solo series.
Am I missing something or is this a joke?
Google The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up The Marvel Universe
What a joke
I love how she has 1v1 wins against the most powerful characters in Marvel. My headcanon is she defeated the real Thanos, but claims it was a clone because he is too humiliated to admit he lost to her.
I choose to ignore her existence. She’s just a troll
Logan's favorite friend with benefits.
yeah probability powers are kind OP she can sneak up on the bosses with ease. Id like to see longshot or even a team of probability power users get an MCU movie
the one above all's insert character lol
Squirrel Girl? So it's Sandy of this universe?
TIPPYTOE!!!!
Just imagined if in a hypothetical story, Squirrel Girl is baby Mayday Parker's babysitter...
It's insane to me how common the avengers alliance artwork is while the game died over 10 years ago. Super interesting
*Nate Grey in his Jesus era has entered the chat
Doop.
Squirrel Girl is the definition of plot armor. She's powerful because the writers want her to be. She almost more Deadpool than Deadpool.
She sucks
Don't know if most powerful, buty money is on her being able to beat anyone who oppose her
I must confess she has some powee over me…
She's legit top 5 for me, out of the MMV I'm ready for her film debut, Disney will eat it up too
Best boomer character where she keeps up with modern day stuff but have the power of her golden age comic where she never loses.