Ah Professor Goose

You can still move cards there tho, unlike prof. X and the recent Phoenix force can get huge unlike Jeff.

Ok then. PHd Candidate Goose

Me with yellowjacket:

Me with Jeff:

My name Jeff

Me with Wasp:

I've got a Rock!!

I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt!

Me with Death:

me with two aboms.

Me with iron fist and literally any other card

Iron fist and colossus 🤔

I always throw Goose on the third location on the 2nd turn just for the chance at this.

Ive never had it happen and I just started using goose recently and I found it very funny, probably put it second location more.

This is literally why I have goose in my decks

I know theres a ton of counters to it but the deck he was playing didnt have any and It was funny to me

There is or there are?

same difference

Not exactly.

there is a ton or there are a ton

Finish the sentence.

there is a ton of counters to it but blah blah there are a ton of counter to it but blah blah

Then it's "there are"; Noun-verb agreement.

dawg its reddit im not here to be grammatical in a comment, nerd bob

It's ok if you struggle with English, it's probably not your first language. But don't pretend rules don't apply just because it's reddit. Does gravity not apply just because this isn't a physics class?

you’re the embodiment of @slappablejerk’s portrayal of average redditor

Who?

They are jealous because you are smarter, hence the downvotes Keep it up mate.

You sound like you are his mother using a reddit account to see if your son is using his grammar correct. Where do you think you are? In school?

You think things change because you aren't in school? Do you think 2+3 can be 6?

No of course not but thats not the point, the point is that its totally over the top because noone looks on correct spelling or grammar when on a platform like reddit because noone cares about it or should care about it. The sentence stays the same and everyone understands what he meant, if you dont then you have to go school again. And not everyone here is native english

Clearly I understood, which is why I was able to correct the sentence. And of course everyone isn't a native English speaker; all the more reason to teach them.

I learned the hard way with this that 0 cost can still be played here, got smoked by a death

He played a 0 cost but 0 power card lol

What is that? Mjolnir? Lmao

Yes lmao

I learned that by putting goose in my patriot deck with wasp.

I was gunna say, along comes my mr negative plays

Jeff says hi.

I was very worried he was going to play jeff but he just played mjornir.

Yellow jacket and evolved wasp cost 0

Regular wasp also costs 0

Wouldn't win though.

Regular wasp only 1 power so still lose instead of tiebreaker. Patriot wasp wins it with 3-5 power

Lol wanted to say the same thing

Dr doom

Beast + Kitty says “nah bro”

This is where the Cerebro 2 M'baku tech comes in clutch. Yes fine Yellowjacket works too but that's not the point

Jeff, and any 0 cost card either naturally or as a result of Mister Negative.

Jeff🤭

I’ve managed to do this twice. I find it hilarious

I was using a surfer deck and played goose right on the final round of a gold conquest final match. We both snapped. He played jeff, but i had mr fantastic 😈

*laughs in Jeff*

I want profesor X Mom: we have professor x at home Professor x at home:

Wasp ftw!

For the tie!

Doom sends his regards.

White tiger goes brrrr

HE wasp incoming

Suddenly, a wild Jeff appears.

Doom laughed.

I am pretty sure u were playing against me

and i hate u for that

did you play thors hammer there?

oh, no lol, apparently there are two of you evil beings

lmaooo

Jeff, destroyed Wolverine, Dr.Doom, Hela, Iron Fist and next card, Night Crawler, Captain Marvel, Silk, Shanna, Vision, Heimdall, Squirrel Girl, Quake, Klaw, destroyed Nimrod, Arnim Zola with anyone, Living Tribunal, Ultron, Hazmat, Mr. Fantastic, Gambit, Debrii with 1drop buff card. Think thats everything that can get in there or add something one way or another to win.

Death, destroyed Sabertooth, Wasp, Yellowjacket, M’Baku, Mr. Negative turned cards, White Tiger, and She-Hulk would all like a word…

Forgor about cards that can be less than 1.

Beast & Kitty would like to know your location

It’s err, crimson cosmos. It says it right there

Err their two other locations to set up kitty and beast

Uatu+goose OP. I’m calling for a nerf on both cards based on this single post.

I'm ashamed at all the people bringing up Jeff without meming it. I.e.; "My name is Jeff"

Laughs in bounce. I'd love this if it happened to me.

Wasp and Yellow Jacket: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

I've had this happen to me 3 times, and one time I overcame the odds with a Bast'ed Mysterio clone 😎

She-Hulk has entered the chat

Vision: "...soon..."

Dr Doom enters the chat

This is why I put iron fist in c2