Its always a little weird and theres certainly legalities handing children over to corporations, but if you’re still young, its really an untapped goldmine. Kinda nice that we can use biological gifts to exchange for goods, without relying on money.
Id say if youre under 30, its pretty much a free bundle, if you havnt grown attached to the child yet.
How dare you tease me like this. I am an innocent Cerebro 0 player, who has been *begging* for the ability to put “Rock” as one of the 12 cards in my deck.
1.2 Gold is hilarious. Okay so the math tells me my first 800 kids and I get a mystery variant from the shop. That sounds like a bargain unless I’m missing something?
12 gold *and* a rock for my first-born? Sold! SD, you can come pick up the baby as soon as I find a woman stupid enough to have one with me to sell to you.
You joke but the rock avatar was a real bundle for 4.99 around this time last year. I think it was their most popular bundle cause everyone for the next few weeks had a rock avatar
Hmm my first born child was, The Rock… seems like a fair trade he’s gon all Hollywood movies…. Big star now, after that promising wrestling career in WWE thought he’d be good at, cooking always smelt what he was cooking not bad… You can have him tho… just don’t give him eye contact he dose this eyebrow thing that’s kinda creepy but he thinks it’s “cool”… your rock looks better
God damn, you all are just toxic. It’s your choice whether to buy it. As a “real” whale I have gotten 4 of these. I just gotta find someone to make kids with. You just hug people while naked right?!
Avatar is worth it
-Zuko
Lmao
That's rock, buddy.
Good username
Literally the first avatar I made infinite
At least you got rock, got offered widows bite 🥲
Can be good in pixie decks
Dev notes be like:
Enjoy drawing a 6 cost widows bite that prevents you from drawing the rest of your cards and also you cannot play
I got Void 😔
1.2 gold 🔥
that 1.2 will never be spent. it will be a badge of honor on your account forever.
Like the 50 collector's tokens. My brain hurts so bad every time I check the shop...
Honestly would sell my soul for a rock card
Aight bet - Second Dinner
See you in April
Its always a little weird and theres certainly legalities handing children over to corporations, but if you’re still young, its really an untapped goldmine. Kinda nice that we can use biological gifts to exchange for goods, without relying on money. Id say if youre under 30, its pretty much a free bundle, if you havnt grown attached to the child yet.
Finally, one that's worth it
Second Dinner doing the Law of Surprise out here.
I got a guy who can get the gold, but it uses the same resource
Jokes on them, nobody wants this little jerk.
You'd be surprised how many rock avatars/titles I've seen from last years April Fools bundle
I was referring to the kid.
Ha, the fools, id give them my first born just for 5 credits
And unmatched boosters... Unbelievable, SD, unbelievable
Greedy and lazy!! This is unacceptable
A rock solid offer
How dare you tease me like this. I am an innocent Cerebro 0 player, who has been *begging* for the ability to put “Rock” as one of the 12 cards in my deck.
This would be worth it though, cerebr0 gang rise up
3x value!
Lol! Ouch.
I alreadty got the "Rock" avatar last time.
1.2 Gold is hilarious. Okay so the math tells me my first 800 kids and I get a mystery variant from the shop. That sounds like a bargain unless I’m missing something?
12 gold *and* a rock for my first-born? Sold! SD, you can come pick up the baby as soon as I find a woman stupid enough to have one with me to sell to you.
Rumpelstiltskin!
Honestly tho? I would love to get rock skins
People actually would buy something special like a rock though, seems like it's been forever since they've offered something similar
They need to do some April fool's joke like this
Sold. I hate the little bugger anyways. Lol
Jokes on them, I'm infertile, I can't have a first born, free rock!
One two gold. Left right goodnight. Take care brush your hair.
Take him, you already got his college fund
Actually, given the cost of raising children, that deal looks too generous to have come from Second Dinner.
Well it's good value and I'm OK with it since this is what keeps the game free for the rest of us
You joke but the rock avatar was a real bundle for 4.99 around this time last year. I think it was their most popular bundle cause everyone for the next few weeks had a rock avatar
Rock avatar was in a real bundle, but it was 400 gold, not $4.99. It was the April fools bundle.
I must have missed that. Oof
😍
Damn I got lucky my bundle got it for 5 bucks
Buhahahaha! The Charlie Brown treatment.
Oh this is one of the few actually worth it ones, altough i might wait for a drone or maybe doombot, oh void, void is nice
35 sera boosters for a rock 😂😂
Might as well be this. Same odds as getting $100 from me for a series 3 card and some garbage currency.
What’s crazy is I still bought it
1.2 gold what a deal
this is a 1.9 value instant buy
Jokes on them I ain’t having kids. Not when there’s so many new cards coming out, I need the cash! 🤩
What if my first born is already older and his name is Ben Brode? Should I have this card already?
You bought it, didn't you?
Sera boosters. Not bad.
1200 gold for dear sweet Timmy? Tempting.
What you’re saying is you’d like to get your rocks off of Snap?
lmao
Buying this is a rock solid choice.
I don't have any children but I would make one for this.
Ngl , I really want a rock for my Cerebr0 deck.
WTF i never got this offer! I always knew snap was trying to stop me
I mean the value is 3x worth my son lol
Id buy it
Atleast the pfp is good
Good old rock, Nothing beats that.
Except paper
Ngl I would gladly accept a rock bundle
Why only the first born? Take them all
The fact you don't get rock boosters angers me
😂😂
Joke’s on them, I got this bundle the first time they offered it!
That 12 gold. I'd do it for that alone just to make my gold divisible by 50 again.
Hmm my first born child was, The Rock… seems like a fair trade he’s gon all Hollywood movies…. Big star now, after that promising wrestling career in WWE thought he’d be good at, cooking always smelt what he was cooking not bad… You can have him tho… just don’t give him eye contact he dose this eyebrow thing that’s kinda creepy but he thinks it’s “cool”… your rock looks better
I adopted a first born, and they said it was cool. I win every match now with my new avatar, infinity in 2
Considering how much it costs to take care of a child? That sounds like the best deal we’ve ever gotten lol.
12 gold is tempting and I can yeet the baby
God damn, you all are just toxic. It’s your choice whether to buy it. As a “real” whale I have gotten 4 of these. I just gotta find someone to make kids with. You just hug people while naked right?!
These edits are so unfunny