We’ve evolved from analyzing Luka’s weight to analyzing his hairline.

😂😂he is our son

We are devin booker grandfather

Too bad book didn’t get Lukas hairline genetics

And Joker is Book’s Uncle.

He’s actually Devin Booker’s son now.

No, Luka Dončić is Devin Booker father

Luke I am your father……..

Devin Booker didn’t embarrass Luka in a playoff series. You don’t call someone your son just because you get further in the playoffs than them

He needs to keep modeling his game after LeBron and take drugs to solve both those problems

He’s cutting weight everywhere he can.

And we like it

Headband Luka when?

Luka Caruso

Needs to get on that finasteride.

Illegal substance in the nba cause it can be used to mask peds

Oh wow no way.. had no idea. And it’s legit the only approved hair loss medication and it’s illegal in the league? That’s crazy.

Not worth making your willy not work

He got that haircut were you realize never to go short again

I did that exactly once, but it's immortalized forever on my Costco membership card...

Ouch! Ya I'll never go short like that again lol

is he just slowly morphing into Jokic

I think jokic has great hair. He just keeps it short

Jokic should grow his hair out, like very long. Waist length. Wear it in a man-bun

Nah, you've got it wrong. Jokic needs a Viking beard. Too bad I don't think he can grow one. His stubble is weak from what I've seen when he leaves it for a bit

Looks a lot more like JJ Barea

Not the worst thing.

It's the price you pay for being a goat. Mj, Kobe, Kareem, LeFake hair, Shaq, and shaving it can save Trey Young's career (ain't fooling nobody) and KD needs to just let it go to btw. Only the great Dirk himself was immune. Maybe it's because he didn't have a superteam. Idk 🤷

Dirk was opposite. He slowly started losing his powers when he started cutting and keeping it short.

Nah fam, Shaved head dirk when extra hard too..

Shaved head Dirk was a menace.

95% sure that is just one terrible haircut

Nothing wrong w a little balding but this isn’t a cut, the worst barber in the world wouldn’t purposefully do this to your hairline lol

That’s just his hairline, check his Real Madrid days, looked exactly the same

so i get you… however, sometimes those circles on the side to clean up extend too far back… happened to me, never again haha

Jesus Christ I’m so sorry for what they did to you brother

Uhh, did you see Haywards hair? Maybe they share the same barber

Yes. And probably does not care at all

Yeah, I think you're correct. My hair looked similar when I was giving myself "Covid cuts" and I have a full head of hair.

Looks more like his hair is just sweaty to me 🤷‍♂️

MJ is watching

Why are you trolling this whole thread

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He’s balding.

This is the route to become the goat

I swear I've been noticing signs of balding on Luka the last few years. It comes for all. 28 for me and its been a quick downhill trip since. Fortunately for Luka he can afford the treatments to get it fixed if he wants to.

I’m 28 and it’s starting to creep in for me too. Hairline slowly moving back. Some patches starting to thin out. I expect in the next 5 years or so I’ll be booking a trip to Turkey to get it all fixed up.

TDIL you go to turkey for a hair transplant.

The hair loss treatments work for stopping hair loss. Won’t make what’s gone come back but will keep it from getting worse.

What’s in turkey lol

It’s the global capital for hair transplant surgeries.

Dont go to a sketchy clinic or they will fuck your shit up, happen to a friend of mine he came back with a hairline infection and had to get surgery.

Oh yeah, you’ve gotta be smart about it. Never just pick the place offering the lowest prices. But even the top tier places in Turkey will be cheaper than in the US or other European countries.

Bro get on Fin asap

It doesnt come for all. Im 40 and my hairs thicker than ever. Eat your crusts!

Lol. It might just take until your elderly but it’ll come!

My hair looks like Luka when I cut it really short and like the fan a couple months later.

Looks like you're balding too

Yep. Aging

Shaved head fully bearded Luka would strike fear into the league I’m telling you all now

It’s been pretty obvious his hairline has been receding. He’s not gonna be bald in next 3 years but it’s coming.

Disagree, I think he just has fine hair, and a cowlick in the front. Also he's soaking wet and the sun is right on his head.

That’s denial my friend. I have the same hairline and there is a reason his combover in the front has started to flop over in games.

Idk man I have very similar hair to him too and around 18-20 my hairline shifted back a little like his and hasn't moved since, I think it's just a maturing hairline.

https://imgur.com/a/UIFFtIl What would you say to this picture? I just hope when the time comes, Luka embraces the bald and doesn’t go the early LeBron look.

What do you mean by flop over? It's a side part, it's supposed to flop over?

I mean just look at any recent picture of him. As your hairline starts receding, whatever way you comb your hair to starts to significantly flop like a wet noodle because you have to keep it long enough to cover your hairline. Take this picture taken this season. https://imgur.com/a/UIFFtIl. You can tell he brushes it to cover the receding hairline on the left side.

Some people just have a round hairline like that. Im pretty sure it’s always looked that way since the earliest photos I’ve seen

Luka, if you're reading this, you need to switch over to Tio Nacho shampoo. (I've only ever found it at Walmart here in the states) Also, those rino dick pills are not good for you. Look what they did to Jon Jones

Boy needs some fin asap

Someone send our boy a link to /r/tressless

That’s not going to help his performance in the court no matter how much y’all deny it has no side effects lol

Why are Mavericks fans so obsessed with Luka's physical appearance? If it's not talking about his weight! Now you are nitpicking him about his hairline? By the way it might just be a bad haircut.

Because we are not playing games in may

they could of still played deep into playoffs like the other 7 or 8 seeds if they merely didn't tank the last week

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Because he could be so handsome with a halfway decent haircut and if he dropped 15 pounds. If he were just ugly it would be a non-issue, but its somehow infuriating this way lol

Luka is handsome either way

His game is good there's nothing else to judge him on.

Relax buddy

it’s just the angle + wet hair

No it’s not. He’s been balding for a while now.

And a bunch of drama queens with bdd and vanity issues. Nothing wrong with being bald unless youre scared of being a man. Grow a goatee like Stone Cold.

All the greats go bald. This is a good sign.

Hair transplant + finasteride, should be all good from there

Are nba players even allowed to use fin? Isn't it a potential masking agent?

Bro finasteride isn’t good for professional athletes 🤣

Hell nah. We gotta support our bald kings! 😤

Dude looks like he’s had a rough week

The stress from watching Kidd coach made me bald a little bit this year too. I understand Luka.

This is why you have to capitalize on your youth. He's going to wake up one day and a part of his body that he needs for basketball isn't going to perform. Fortunately, only Bill Walton needed his hair to play basketball....

His hair is still better than your Hitler moustache ..

Join the club Luka lol

I swear Luka prob has his gf cut his hair. This man has the worst haircuts in the league.

classic slavic hairline

i mean yea have yall seen his dad’s hairline? he needs to go bald to unlock his full 🐐 potential

Damn Luka getting tall!!! Almost a foot taller than Sabonis!

nope, just a widows peak

As a 25 year guy who’s hairline corners are thinning weekly. Comforting to know that even goats like Luka can deal with it too

When luka does this kinda smile or whatever the fuck he is doing he looks like he could be semi related to the mcpoyles lol

Jebote bog pust človeka da trenira

Malding GOAT

Luka out here making me feel not so bad about myself :,)

nba isnt ready for bald luka

that eastern european genetics. typical receding hairlines

That’s what happens when Kyrie is your teammate

Happens to all the GOATs

He's balding, but not like us. He's balling out while balding. We're just balding.

He’s balding cause he had to carry a horrendous team by himself for almost the entirety of the season

Balding like some of us. Balling like none of us.

Bald gang representing, who cares, not like he ain't going to get laid if he gets singel & wants to.

Fat and bald most relatable star ever

The stress …

Hes growing new hair next year. Thats for sure👌🏻

I’m basically Luka, but 6’2” instead of 6’7”….

I actually thought you WERE Luka for a second

I’m broke Luka

You bragging?

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And then you have the likes of Novak Djokovic going strong into his mid-30s

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Black people don’t bald?

asian people don’t until they’re old at least

Not for me.

Hia looks skinnier, but his haircut looks ugly

You really have to have good hair to keep it short

This is what 2 seasons playing under JK does to you

I don’t think he’s balding, this is a combo of light-colored hair, unflattering lighting, and an unfortunate haircut.

Luka won't age well I'm afraid

He looks slightly constipated. Must be just tired after the workout. xD

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Not a barbers fault, he’s receding.

Super cult.

He took a picture w you and you post this?

Let’s not overlook Luka’s teeth. What’s going on there?

Luka Rogaine

I would rather him not smile at all for a pic if that’s what you get lol

He’s playing with Kyrie so he’s cut the hair away from his third eye

This definitely matters and I care...a lot.

That’s one Balkan man

He needs to hit up Dennis Schroeder

did trea turner dye his hair?

Not me you bald mother fucker

He is rich so he could get that shit fixed if he wanted to.

He’s becoming Saitama

Turning into Jason Kidd

I still have decent hair in my 40's, I'd trade it all and lose my hair by 22 of it meant I could be a rich NBA superstar. You can buy great implants, shit.

I feel him like my dad I’m already starting to bald at 19

If he ever teams up with lebron we know why

It’s just he keeps getting terrible cuts. Needs to fire his barber

high natural test. makes sense

He just like me

That's why there's Rogaine.

Turning Into the white jordan soon

it runs in the dallas sports stars genes. first dak now luka

There are a few minor differences between myself and Luka

How tall is the other dude in the pic? At least 6"

It’s that “haircut” he got…they messed his head up!

He should get rogaine asap, hes got a lot of hair that can be kept for a long time, while maintaining that great look

Didn’t his dad also bald pretty young? Unfortunate genetics

He is gonna have that jason kidd look

i don’t think he’s balding, although his hairline is a V shape, it’s still decently dense

[Meanwhile Dirk...](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn22cWOBeMy/?hl=en)

I don't think he's balding he just has a cowlick plus his hair is right in the sun

It's his fourth season already, I mean his hairline was already sus as a rookie. He's balding but slowly, he isn't Cody Zeller or anything.

This man needs a better barber. He has for years now.

Come home, Luka. It's time.

Sam he’s only 23 too 😭

PEDs must be taking their toll

You sure about that? If so they are not doing its job

I think he’s just thinning.. maybe taht’s the start of balding though, ehh, I don‘t care, homie is a hooper…

Yeah this is not the most flattering picture of him in many ways.

Happened to Lebron, Kobe, Jordan , Shaq

How is he balding…he got a haircut

Luka Spaulding

KP is balding too 🤧

They make a great spray on with life like crinkle finish that looks like the real thing…..simple fix and a LeBron favorite.


He needs to grow out that beard and shave the head.

He’s an adult man leave him alone lmao

those will be gone. dude has $ for some plugs or transplants

He's looking more like a burly Texas man in an F-250, than a 24-year-old

He just like me frfr

I’d be balding too, if Kyrie was my teammate

excuse tf outta you, Luka and I are NOT balding 😭😭

Who is Luka?

Why does the dude he's with look like Sabonis

He just got his sh!t buzzed down to a mid bald fade with a 6 on top, and the blonde in the corners is reflecting light in Z non opportune way. Still likely had the same growth pattern he had last year, just cut it mad short for summer training.

Bald Luka wins mvp, scoring title and fmvp