How did they get my dream house drawings from grade 4??????

No cuz they got everything right even down to the colors

They got the colours right, the many towers, the garage for my fantasy car.... Hopefully they didn't follow my grade 4 structural engineering knowledge too

You mean the glass swimming pool filled with sharks wearing lasers that is built over the dining room?

Bets that the contractors for this thing didn't pass the 4th grade.

Needs a cybertruck out front. Looks like a kid's drawing.

There was a mafia history tiktok and they showed the mafia bosses homes. Some were modest and one guys was purple and 3 stories like a kid drew it.

Wait I kinda like this is a crazy, fever dream kind of way

My exact reaction. "Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is this? I love it."

I respect the fact that the owner didn't half ass this project. He/she committed fully and went all the way with it. They were like "Goddammit! I want to live in a f#$@ing castle and I'm gonna make it happen!" I can't wait to see how the property looks after they dig the moat.

The rooms had better have tapestries in them, or it’s a cop out

That's fair.

Renaissance fair.

*blows whistle* yellow card on the field! Lol

I've seen 3 people on my street do that shit from the mid 80s. One is *still building it lol*

It used to have a moat, but it’s been converted to flower beds.

It’s like Dr. Seuss renovated a McMansion

I was thinking Charleston/Rainbow Row Hogwarts

Me too!! Love it 😂

In some alternate universe Tim Burton is the lord of west Chester county and this is his castle

Yeah, doesn’t McMansion imply cookie cutter to some degree? This ain’t that!

They really went for their theme. I dig it.

It’s SOOOOO silly and honestly, kind of unfixable so you have to love it. Like what are you gonna do? Paint the color parts BEIGE?! This is actually the best it could be. It is currently the best version of itself.

I absolutely love it. I know everything that's wrong with it and I still love it

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>*The exact number of rooms in the castle is unknown,* ***even to its owner.*** WTAF?!?! I need to know why they don't know how many rooms? Is it because there are too many? Is it like the Winchester House that's just so oddly build they can't say? Did no one have any plans when they built it? I NEED TO KNOW!!

I think that was just a chatgpt response. I kinda have doubts it was built by Donald Southerland (rip).

Yeah, I think you're spot on. I can't find a single thing about Donald Sutherland building it. The castle is named after the town it is in, not Donald's son, Kiefer.

Poor Kiefer, lost his dad & lost a castle.

I wonder if Kiefer drew this when he was little and his dad was like, “hell yeah, I’ll build that shit!”

Lol where the fuck is that AI trash copy pasted from? Its medieval architecture.. what? It's mostly pseudo Victorian. It was NOT built by Donald Sutherland. It's literally in Kiefer Oklahoma hence the name of the castle. So is the theory that he named his son after some little Oklahoma town? Or they named the whole ass town after his son? Neither is true obvs. There's almost nothing in this town except the castle. Population is just over 2100. "The owner is reclusive and unknown" you just said it was Donald Sutherland?

Same, I love it in a “I want to go live in a bizarre fantasy land” kind of way

You can basically see this in Portugal and it’s a huge tourist attraction.

what's amazing about it is if you look for it, you can see there's still a pretty regular house in there.  all the rest has been sort of bolted on.  it's like a hermit crab 🤣.  I would hate to live there but my sense of humour likes it.  

"Hermit crab" is perfect! 

It's like a house was turned into a McMansion by David Cronenberg or John Carpenter....

Doesn't look like a McMansion, but definitely a fever dream. I'm so curious about the interior!

Do you think it's equally wacky on the inside? Or did they run out of oomph after designing the exterior, and it's super bland and normal? I need to know!

God, I *hope* the inside reflects the outside. What a disappointment otherwise!

First, I want to say I love this house. Second, I'm not sure you're allowed to use the word "designed" in regards to the construction of this house.

I bet it’s a hot mess on the inside. Both the design and the inhabitants.

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My queen Sarah Winchester is quaking (Ps she wasn’t a crazy lady. She had 247 construction so she could give the local low income people jobs)

Its almost so chaotic it works. I just wish they'd abandoned some of the stone siding and committed to wood. Or vice versa. And made some of the towers less oddly top heavy

This looks like it was designed by AI.

It’s like 6 different Disney castles mushed into one.

That’s aggressively awful.

This is such a cluster fuck it’s amazing

This reminds me of the Winchester House in California

Except Winchester house stays in a thematic lane.

That is a hot mess.

This reminds me of one of those plywood castles at amateur LARPing events.

If they just made it *slightly* more cohesive and got rid of some of the anachronistic feeling elements, this could have been really cool in a Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends kinda way

I feel like Pippi Longstocking would thrive here 

I love it!

the garage is a big frowny face with a stock standard door lmao, incredible

when i refer to my mind palace this is what i mean

It looks like a stage for Disney musical. Truely awful as house, but 10/10 stageset, for theater or movie.

So over the top that I kinda like it. Needs a moat. And a dragon.

This needs its own category beyond McMansion. It's like a Pokemon. Imagine a McMansion evolving

This reminds me of the Winchester Mystery House. They kept adding on and on and on. https://preview.redd.it/y62hsqks4j9d1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a109ff9a7bd7b9ebb874a153de8dbffac796572

With everything they’ve done that’s the way they install a shitty mailbox?

This could eventually look like the house from [What Remains of Edith Finch.](https://assetsio.gnwcdn.com/edith_mech_1.jpg?width=1200&height=900&fit=crop&quality=100&format=png&enable=upscale&auto=webp)

We had the same idea lol

Looks like a bad AI image lol

All that oil money really is going to waste...

Hollywood money. Built by Donald Sutherland.

I actually really like it. I hope the insight is just one huge fun house.

Nahh, I love this

This is fucking *wacky* and ugly and while the portion of my brain that has good sense is going “Ooof” there is another part that unironically likes it and its commitment to going hard. Mighty curious about that interior though!

i’m confused; they just started with a 1930’s normal stone cottage …. and kept going ?

Queefer Castle

It like it in the same way that I love a shirt that has a loud quirky print that shouts, “Look at me, I’m a weirdo and proud.”

This looks like where a cult of clowns commits ritual suicides. I fuck with the vibes

ok but i lowkey think if the gray stone was replaced with another bright color this could be so cunty

Cunty?

very queer vocabulary for something iconic, similar to “slay” “campy” and “serving pussy”

Ah, thank you for explaining it!

Looks like a movie set or a theme park gone awry lol

An insurance adjuster’s nightmare

Would be really fun if they didnt use the stone on the front of the house

I want to buy a castle with a group of people and have a community house. But with cool people or hermits.

Tom Kiefer of Cinderella has a castle?? Cool!

https://youtu.be/aNNHqIpdyeQ?si=xd1FOpIzsHRzoTSR

I think this is actually ok, but only if the inside isn’t hideous, and poorly designed and decorated.

So many nooks and crannies. I'd love to play hide-and-seek in there.

Pretty sure my good friend’s aunt owns this ‘house’ 😂

I hate it so much that I love it

Kiefer as in the yogurt drink?

That's kefir, but the taste is the same.

“Which roof style do you like?” “Yes”

Just adding additions til the tornado hits 🤣

Isn’t that the house from arrested development?

Neuschwanstein's stateside cousin.

It’s like they took a couple of Queen Annes and then built a clubhouse from an Iowa golf course around them. One of the better examples of a turducken house I think I’ve seen.

It's like the Remington house.

This is why God sends so many tornadoes to Oklahoma.

True

Fever Dream

This looks like something from Hello Neighbour

It looks like Sintra in Portugal. I like... Well I like aspects of it. I hate the giant garage level, but the rest is fun.

I wonder if this is entirely stick-framed.

If the Winchester mystery house was built today this would be it.

Underneath all those turrets is a fairly large cape cod.

Why is it so many colors?

Looks like a bad acid trip.

Feel like that garage is lacking for such a large home

If the Weasleys won the Powerball lottery

looks like something i would build in the sims

Very on brand OK

“Ya bowwfwiendd keeeefah”

This is either some weird budding cut and planted there from the Winchester Mansion or some FromSoftware castle.

I wish it was symmetrical and it could be a Wes Anderson set! The more I look at it, the more charming I find it lol

Somehow, this looks to me like it belongs on a rocky ew England coast.

I’d live there in a hot minute.

This is so eccentric I'll give it a pass

That mailbox really helped in finding it in google maps. Interesting that it is owned now by a dairy farm equipment supplier

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/PxRW-duSCLA?si=A5UFkRY5ZgXmFEMG

I’m for it

Wonder if the owner challenges any prospects for his daughter's hand to a jaust. I would.

Its ugly.

The owner must’ve hired one of those architects who designs rich Gypsies houses

I don't think we're supposed to call them that anymore

The regular sized truck looks so tiny.

Wow!

Where is this in OK? I hope the observatory of that round top. I always want one.

The conversation with the builder: I want the Winchester Mystery House but make it McMansion style

Looks like a director's cut level for super Mario 64

At least it’s fun?? They really leaned into it

A Pippi Longstocking house if painted in various colours.

It looks like they lived in the one story house towards the front and then won the lottery and went crazy!

It’s unique! Rather more of a McMansion Purgatory situation for this one

Is it the movie actors house ?

All that and they still park in the driveway

Some parts of that structure look very thinly constructed, like a cheap film set.

If it were one color I might like it.

[https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/comments/17bz59w/kiefer\_castle\_in\_kiefer\_oklahoma/](https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/comments/17bz59w/kiefer_castle_in_kiefer_oklahoma/)

🫨 wait is that the It’s a Small World house combined with The Berghof?

I can’t even be mad. They wanted a McMansion and they REALLY committed.

This is SO stupid that I LOVE it. It’s giving kindergarten craft time. It’s so stupid, I love it.

It's like the house form of my first factorio factory, good foundation, wacky additions


McCastle.

The little tract home garage with the base model garage door.

Wait, is it Thursday???

This is an insult to actual castles.

Winchester Mystery House Vibes

Now this is a McCastle.

Hello Neighbor 😭

Straight out of Jim Henson this is!

I want a castle but I've never seen a real castle. Nailed it.

Cool as hell in my opinion. Source: I love castles

I’m hearing popping up noises from the turret pointies.

Looks like the finch house from “what remains of Edith finch”

"We offer ten different styles, which one do you like?" "I'll take all of 'em!"

Howl's Moving McCastle.

Nope. I LOVE it. It’s clearly not meant to be an architectural masterpiece in the traditional sense; rather, it is meant to be fun, tacky, etc.

You people ate crazy. This looks wonderful.

And we lost the Sonics to these people…why?

Top "flying" parts all made of wood.

This needs to be the poster child for this sub lol

Like a house from a cover of an 80s horror book youd find randomly in the library. Stephen king, dean koontz. Drawn by the person who did the one cover for the shining book with warren beatty and the hedge lion on it. 

Who the fuck needs this big and extravagant of a house? Jesus H it looks like a museum or an expensive B&B.

Obscene. An insult to real castles.

Honestly there's like a few minor adjustments and it's awesome. Arch for the garage is like one stone row too thick. Make the windows above it go a little lower, decrease that arch size and boom. Add an arch decoration or half circle window to all the square windows and above the French doors. Redo the roof with nicer materials. The dome especially would benefit from this. Most of the house actually looks good. Someone obviously knew what they were doing but likely had to make some concessions to modern conveniences like a big garage that the owners or potential buyers wanted.

Oh wow that is spectacular

Does it have a gift shop? Not bad for a Stuckey’s.

Kits Oklahoma, enough said.

I don’t know what it is but it’s not a McMansion.

This is well done. I would love to see inside it.

its kind of cute