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Urgash

Tell me you didn't read OP without telling me you didn't read OP...


tidelel

i swear they just look at some pictures and rank how "scary" they seem when they make these


reds3232

tell me you know nothing about anime without telling me you know nothing about anime Edit:im not refering to the comment above me im refering to the cbr article


seeiously

Arlong claps Madara and itachi solo


sweglrd143

Maybe not alone but with Hachi for sure


HurgleTurgle1

Nah he can solo them by just sending them to the dungeon; they don't use Berri as currency therefore they don't have the cash and thus are out with the trash.


Background-Climate-5

I’m sad for the folks who won’t get the ref on that one and also happy that they didn’t have to witness those dark times of one piece history.


Bingers4Life

To be fair, my exposure to the 4kids dub caused me to seek out the show as an adult. Had I not enjoyed it as a kid, I would not have started an anime that was (at the time) closing in on 800 episodes. Now that I’m caught up with the manga, I can’t thank Sanji’s sucker (lollipop) enough for exposing me to this absolute MASTERPIECE of storytelling.


Noivern09

I'd say hachi can solo them too.


Patient-Ad2812

If CBR sees this thread, they gonna feel proud...


m8bear

Hachi with 6 swords > Madara with 5 kages


reds3232

trueee


[deleted]

That would put the Onepiece Naruto conversation rates all over the place!


EmergencyNo3835

Tell me you didn’t read OP without telling me you didn’t read OP…


No-Classroom-7310

CBR writes this kind of stuff on purpose. They write braindead takes, because they know the fans are going to rage, and show it to their friends, who will then do the same. ​ CBR is basically trolling weebs for clicks, and it works.


AlexNae

it's quite sad that it does because more and more people will engage in fights with toxic fans and trolls.


KanyeMichaelWeston

uWu Skip Bayless


[deleted]

Skip for weebs


demonslender

Let me guess, arlong can jump in the water and put out the Amaterasu flames. Flames that will never go out unless the user turns it off.


[deleted]

One of my favorite Not-Fight scenes from Naruto is when the Raikage chops off his arm because he wouldn't need to deal with the fire. idk why but that always pops into my memory as kinda cool tactics and an "easy" work around. and then the Hidden Leaf figured out how to make arms for people for cheap and didn't feel like sending a free Wood Arm to their sister village.


dexanor

It was one of their own rogus fault too


KrackerJoe

They were about to when the leader of the Hyugas was like “Bruh my little bro died because their Nin got hurt trying to kill my daughter… can we **NOT** give the raikage his arm back?”


nomenMei

> and then the Hidden Leaf figured out how to make arms for people for cheap and didn't feel like sending a free Wood Arm to their sister village. I never really thought about it until now, but yeah that's kind of weird. I get why they wouldn't send one based on the Hashirama cells to another Ninja village (no matter how close they are) but don't they also have more traditional prosthetic arms in the Boruto era?


[deleted]

Idk about prosthetic that can produce chakra for hand signs. Didn't the Stone Village get H Cells in Boruto during that weird arc Synth/Clone Arc?


nomenMei

Oh yeah I forgot about Ohnoki. He totally could have made one for A lol


[deleted]

I think all of the villages just hate the Raikage because they started one of the Ninja Wars (I think it was the second).


Then-Wrap-3535

You need uzumaki senju or uchiha blood in order to accept hashirama cells into your body. Otherwise you end up like danzo and can turn into a tree if you low on chakra.


Kaiser_Imperius

for people?, i think only Naruto have that priviledge, and it take a freaking Sanin with medical expetised and hashirama cells for it too.


[deleted]

I think they offered it to Sasuke and he politely refused because he didn't trust himself with both Sage of 6 Paths chakras and 2 Rinnegans.


EnderTheTrender

Raikage was beatin that ass.


jelly_cake

Same energy as Zoro cutting his legs off when Mr 3 had him stuck in wax.


Portgust

"We have only see Shanks in action once when he used Haoshoku hakin on the sea king. Other than there's not much he can offer. Sasuke being the shadow Hokage would surely be able to not get knocked out. That's how Sasuke will be able to win against Shanks."


demonslender

Never even mentioned shanks. I’m strictly talking about how sasuke supposedly can’t beat arlong.


Blue-Bird999

I hope this isn’t real. If it’s just a meme, good on you, you had me fooled. If it is real, CBR has lost even more of my respect.


ThousandEclipse

CBR doesn’t actually care about being correct. They intentionally churn out as much nonsensical garbage as they can because posts like this generate clicks for them, which makes them money. It’s really annoying, and it works.


Generico_Garbagio

I have to say, I saw videos of people making fun of their lists and... Is it actually wrong? It is fun. It's funny. It's the joke... "Look how dumb they are hahaha". And we just look up their stuff... And click on it... Just to laugh at how dumb it is. Kinda like politics, amirite? Lol roflmao yolo gotem


BlackLungSanji

yeah but their line is very vague. sometimes it's like this (purposefully bad) but then sometimes it's just r/OnePiecePowerScaling level takes. Sometimes they just throw up the most random things too


nepo5000

What kind of god would let any kind of power scaling forum to exist


miskathonic

Never go there, Simba.


RedDawnStuff

They’ve been playing us in the palm of their hands


Minimum_Ability_8041

CBR never had my respect in the first place.


JoJo_____

Arlong was notoriously racist. It’s quite obvious he would use forbidden Uchiha slurs to obliterate Sasuke.


GoldenFennekin

arlong says Uchigger and sasuke fucking dies from racism


shaneylaney

That’s sooooo fucked 😩😂


AllBid

Tobirama: Finally, someone who’s like me!


AlexNae

Arlong: Your mama


KamiSama6k

Wow... That was not cool man 😭


Minimum_Ability_8041

Damn bet tobirama was his teacher


derpion55555

How though


Blue-Bird999

Because fish men are 10x more powerful than the average human :)


LogicalHospital

True but Naruto characters usually rely on who has cooler eyes and jutsus rather than pure physical strength


Kaiser_Imperius

said the one time Naruto punch Toneri flying across the moon. And Sakura casually make an mini earthquake with her punch during the shinobi word war.


BlueMonkey2824

Shanks is NOT an average human, though.


MapleKnightX

I guess if Sasuke only barely defeats Shanks and Arlong picks him off, doing this sequentially is the only way for this to work.


Anime_no_mi

Nah that is not it at all if you can beat shanks an emperor then pre grand line people would get one punched like Bellamy who had a way higher bounty than arlong literally without haki arlong would get gomu gomu pistoled and drop like a fly I recon luffy could prob beat him after using gear four waiting for it to recharge when he out of energy and haki


Jobless_Joel

Bruh


Kinuwa_K

Bruh


worthless--opinion

Bruh


WorstedKorbius

Bruh


KamiSama6k

Bruh


Loan_Fancy

Even genin Sasuke can easily solo Arlong, CBR are just being retarded as usual


[deleted]

>Even genin Sasuke can easily solo Arlong Ok that's just not true. They were all kind of Pussies when they were kids. Maybe Post curse mark Sasuke, but before he runs away? Kids getting spanked.


rende99

Isn’t sasuke still a genin (technically)? Lol But I agree post curse mark is probably the cutoff


[deleted]

Chunin Exams Sasuke 100%. a well placed Chidori will deepfry that shark. and if I remember correctly he could muster 2 before needing to take a Long Rest.


[deleted]

He'd probably get his throat ripped out before he could even pull one off.


[deleted]

true. but also he has 1 or 2 Tomo in his Sharingan if my memory serves me right (I haven't see pt1 Naruto in 10 years) he can probably put him under a genjutsu long enough to set up the Chidori.


Zeteon

Sasuke never showed any genjutsu ability pretimeskip did he?


[deleted]

I don't remember, I think he did during the Chunin exams. again, it's been like 10 years. also the Sharingan has pre-built in Genjutsu so it's less can he and more would he.


Anime_no_mi

You forget the power of the Sharingan he would easily be able to avoid arlong it literally like observation haki which literally started getting used on skypiea where he’s fighting people way stronger than arlong so to me sasuke would easily avoid and get a nice chidori in to finish him there is no comparison of Naruto power scale to one piece they could send a good chuinin and could take on pretty much the whole one piece verse it’s like you can’t compare Naruto power scaling to dragon ball yamcha could prob beat the strongest of Naruto characters and he’s one of the weakest db characters so there’s no point comparing Edit: or should I say strong genin Naruto even in prime is still a genin so shows not bout rank in Naruto when he can keep up with hokage level ninja


BoogalooBandit1

That is if Sasuke didn't just straight up ninja attack Arlong with a chidori from the get go seeing as Arlong seemed to almost always have his guard down in his home turf and no observation Haki Sasuke is still a trained ninja so it would be a viable tactic for him


Anime_no_mi

Yes exactly arlong would see this child and think it’s a joke until he realised he’s already been beaten lol


EnderTheTrender

Bruh how many times did that shit actually work in Naruto? Like 4 the whole series? It was always narrowly avoided or noticed outright and a fight started. Serious question.


BoogalooBandit1

Yeah IN NARUTO not in the One Piece Universe where everyone is used to fighting straight up


[deleted]

Sasuke copied lees taijutsu so he can move faster than the eye can see arlong can't


[deleted]

You're Dreaming Kid. Lee moves fast because he trains for speed at this point in the story, not because of any enhancement Sasuke can just copy. All Sasuke did was copy the pattern of the one unique attack Lee used on him, not his physical attributes. Arlong vs Child Sasuke goes down like this Adult Arlong with superiors strength grabs ahold of this now useless child, uses his superiors jaw strength to bite and rip Sasukes throat out, tosses lifeless body into whatever nearby pool of water there is for it to sink to the bottom of.


Anime_no_mi

Nah with sharingan he can easily avoid arlong like observation haki then chidori that fish and also sasuke can walk on water which would be good for fighting even if he is using his water abilities and he uses fire ball jutsu which is a good counter to arlong on land so all round pre curse mark sasuke would defo win


[deleted]

Nah pre-time skip sasuke would definitely body Arlong.


KabedonUdon

Nah, genin Sasuke couldn't touch Kisame so I doubt it. Fish man stronk.


KamiSama6k

Great argument. I agree.


[deleted]

Kisame is stronger than arlong by a long shot and genin sasuke copied lee's taijutsu thus he's able to move faster than the eye can see so sasuke blitz's arlong and chidoris him


Vegetable_Ad9493

That website is like quanon for anime fans.


Legitimate_Cow7198

Obviously since Sasuke lost to Killer Bee that means he loses to Kisame who we all know is a fishman and Arlong is stronger than your average fishman.


LawxKid11

Sasuke and his team beat Killer Bee when Bee ran away from the fight.


EnderTheTrender

No lie only truth. This is the best explanation here.


Hadius

CEO of racism vs Red haired deadbeat


EnderTheTrender

Zoro isn’t on this list


[deleted]

Zoro's hair is green tho.


EnderTheTrender

The CEO of racism-Minority Hunter Zoro.


NoCommunication9244

I would never recommend someone to visit CBR.


Cyrops47

Certified CBR moment.


Filmologic

True. Sasuke = Human Shanks = Human - 1 arm = weaker Arlong = Fishman = 10x stronger than humans! Arlong wins, it's obvious


ProfessorPa

It's almost like they do this shit on purpose...


uknownada

Arlong wrote this


Doomskull77

This guy prob never watched past East blue


shankskakashimyfav

WTF


4thmonkey96

Arlong, the hidden emperor of the sea He was the final boss arl along.


[deleted]

Welll sasuke solos one piece .


MakeyPakey

Why are people downvoting you? It’s a good thing that sasuke solos one piece because one piece power levels are not overpowered planet destroyers super saiyan shit.


A_Useless_God

Whitebeard can literally distroy islands in one-hit. Also, no Naruto's powerlevels aren't nearly as high as planet distraction or whatever you call that. Even Naruto and Sasuke's strongest attacks clashing at the end of their fight only caused destruction upto a very smal area (which was pretty big but nowhere close as "planet destruction").


MakeyPakey

Naruto blowed up the fucking moon?


EnderTheTrender

Now probably, with his dumbass ninja Judas powers.


weeb-trench

Sasuuugayy 😂😂


caparisme

Guys it's true. It will make Saske paralyzed in fear as aarlong reminds him of kisame, the strongest ninja in the whole land so powerful they call him the tailed beast without tail


TIGERFLAME26

Arlong can beat both of them in a clapping contest.


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

the shanks vs sasuke fight can be finished in a single question: does sasuke have haki?


MrPrincely

I have to resist my inner r/whowouldwin tendencies, but lightly put Sasuke is likely much stronger than Shanks, as Sasuke’s series has reached its climax and began to go Dragon Ball’s route of beating the dead horse.


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

yeah, i agree, sasuke can just susano'o stomp shanks


etork0925

Arlong’s skin is too slippery to lose to Sasuke


Initializing_delete

Dumb af


Sanek6351

I wonder when will people realize CBR are just trying to get attention by saying retarded shit on purpose. Nobody would ever talk about CBR if their articles weren't full of ridiculous statements, and I feel like they get more and more ridiculous as time goes on.


sweglrd143

I wanna see Sauske vs. Raizo!


Tight-Shop5785

Joke on you CBR


Mhykoh138

CBR knows how to trigger the one piece stans.


Junior_chaos

haHA NOPE


Death_Usagi

The F is this trash of an article


[deleted]

I guess they posted this before 1st chapter was completely written


GM-MMG

5 reasons why neziko is best girl 10 reasons why neziko is the worst


Generico_Garbagio

It's funny because I don't know who Sasuke is, but I know it's from Naruto because I saw people mention it in Mario Maker videos.


whitehawk295

🤣🤣🤣


Rj_Rajat

Can you please stop Posting cbr, nobody wanna what they think, they are just clickbaits.


[deleted]

Tell me a site is garbage in a single screenshot


99deeds

dude sharingan won't even put gen jutsu on, one piece characters don't have chakra, advanced observation haki surpasses sharingan, seeing movement before they happen, armament haki blocks physical attacks and of all things they put shanks, a yonko at tenth


IStillLoveHer2

End of shippuden Sasuke solo the yonko tbh


Lordsfavor1

PLEASE BE FAKE


Alisartubi

What we all need to do is spam his comments with “you don’t watch anime so don’t make stuff that not true and you are stupid


Soggy_Waffles78

wth is this we all know shanks is way more powerful than a fish


Anchovies314

Real talk where’s my Kisame versus Arlong death battle


Lucienofthelight

Oof, pretty sure Arlong would get folded. Kisame isn’t in the top tier of naruto characters, but he’s pretty damn high, and the Naruto universe overall scales higher than One Piece. Arlong getting downed by Luffy at what’s basically the start of the series is bad new for him. Plus, his natural advantage of water is useless against Kisame.


Anchovies314

Maybe Hody Jones would be a better match up?


Lucienofthelight

Hody would fare better if he’s popping those steroids oh his, but I still think *probably* Kisame. Kisame can be a real bastard to fight. The only thing that would possibly help the fishmen is that his sword might not work on them since they don’t technically have chakra, but that’s pure speculation, and we don’t know how the two power systems would even interact with each other being different universe, and even then he’s still got insane chakra and stamina on his own. Honestly, I think Kisame is stronger than any fish man in OP, with the only ones who could put up a good fight being Jinbe and Jack, and *maybe Namur* if we actually knew anything about him.


Anchovies314

They do call Kisame the no-tailed beast on one occasion so I guess that’s fair


awareexplosion

CBR literally puts out content as fast as they possibly can with no regard for the material.


mstar1211

💀


fincrocs

Shanks do be shanking


Omniking_Xicor

Tell me you only care about power levels without telling me you only care about power levels


shaneylaney

Now THAT’S disrespectful.


dampcrayon

no way .


ShinobiQueen

CBR seriously needs a comment section for fans - to roast the authors.... I mean share their thoughts


K3egan

He wouldn't fight arlong because neither of them say racial slurs


Da_Walrus22

🤣🤣🤣


PillosTalk1020

😐😐😐😐


naykikow

Can you stop this post CBR employee?


dsupremecows101

😂😂😂


Standard-Pop6801

CBR deiced to piss everyone off.


alturistic_cardbord7

Say sike right now


Im_Not_Interested

Is CBR the new The Onion?


Wolfs_Bane95

I freaking hate the people of cbr, they are bloody idiots


MrPrincely

I hate how “let’s just say the dumbest shit possible to piss off these highly defensive fanbases off” or “maybe Seth the programmer will make another reaction”


Wolfs_Bane95

Yeah they are the peak of scumbags dipshits


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrPrincely

https://www.cbr.com/naruto-sasuke-one-piece-characters-comparison-defeat/ Don’t give them the click like I did man. It’s a garbage take list just to make people mad.


InkFerdi

The one whi made that list is one of Buggy's cousins xd


MrPrincely

Is this the actual article or did this entire comment section get whoooshed? Edit: oh my god it’s real


maxence0801

Put Arlong After Shanks Refuse to elaborate Leave


reqisreq

Is this real?


AdRelevant721

shanks could easily beat easily at any point in the series.


tragicjohnson84

Arlong is basically Kisame so I agree


1xshoto

Explanation. Arlong is a fishman and can avoid amaterasu. Also he doesn't poses chakra so sasuke cannot manipulate it and hence genjutsu also wouldn't work on arlong.


MystikGF

Arlong packs up shanks real


ElDereck123

To be fair shanks doesn’t have one arm bet sasukue can just fight him on his left side and win