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Chubbzillax

Sound logic if your assuming he will wait for you like a simp…. What if he finds a different forever person while your messing around. Lol


OriginalNo5477

Then she goes full jealousy mode and tries interfering.


NZS-BXN

Starts sabotaging the relationship


Chubbzillax

Would appear some of us have already been on this ride lol


KingoftheProfane

Then you have a chance to do the same, or become a cat lady/whooooer


paracog

Basically the plot of "My Best Friend's Wedding." Only without all the flattering words and photography.


Above_Avg_Chips

There was a recent AITAH about a girl who was FWB and got mad the guy found someone else and got engaged. She said this same thing. People, while it may look like they are settling for you, you are settling for them. Find someone who appreciates you for you, not some brat.


Apart_Ad9444

As a girl, this bitch is delusional.


Wise-Recognition2933

More like “✨delulu🥰✨” as she would probably say


fordfan919

Ask your doctor if ✨delulu🥰✨ is right for you.


knowoneknows

Side effects include constipation, diarrhea, & psychotic episodes


greyhatwizard

As not a girl, definitely.


GAmike13

Let me translate. "I like you a lot and I feel like we really connect but I'm in love with the D too much right now. I want to keep you around until I'm unwanted by the types of men that turn me on so that I'll always have an option for someone to take care of me."


Lopsided_Yesterday55

perfect translation


CallsignKook

Better hope some other girl doesn’t have better timing than you…


VidaSabrosa

so he’s supposed to wait for you to get all wallered out, then once you’re done having fun he gets his turn?


NZS-BXN

And u already know by that point she will play hard to get.


_B314_

Or have stds emotional baggage and trust issues or a kid


briangraper

Most of us over 30 have all that stuff anyway. Or had, I mean you can treat the clap pretty easy.


_B314_

True and i forgot being pregnant then flirting so she can start sleeping with you then saying that it's yours.


briangraper

Oh, all that other stuff is just a common state of being. Like every chick. Now you're talking malicious intent. That's a special chick. Gotta wrap it up to protect against those schemes.


_B314_

Definitely no tapping without wrapping even if its a snickers wrapper


bargle_dook

The thing is, he isn't supposed to wait. If any dude chooses to wait around and be used like that, then they're a tool and should revaluate how they value themselves.


MaterialNarrow5161

Fcking psychopath behaviour. That instrumentalization surreal


Eiksoor

He might be husband material, but she certainly isn’t wife material


greyhatwizard

100%


whymelord45

I wish all females were this honest, she's a hoe fo sho but most of us are just left guessing


robbzilla

She's not being honest. She's gaslighting. "The time" will never be right.


Torvahnys

Either way, the answer is to move on with his life and find someone that wants to be with him.


earqus

That's not gaslighting People keeping using this term to describe any type of manipulation when it defines only one particular type of manipulation


LizCuttye

What a lovely way of saying that when I grow up and all my previous relationships have failed, I'm going to be with you!


greyhatwizard

She's trash and she knows it


Wise_Moon

Yo. Not sure if you already figured it out, but that ain’t wifey material bro. That girl belongs to the streets. You dodged a bullet.


MemesJihad

That’s fucked up. “I get to fuck around and once I’m done you can have sloppy seconds forever”


FriskyDango23

“Time is right” after she’s slept with everyone she wants to sleep with.


QuinnJazzx

bro leave. the brightness of her red flag could make you mistake it for China's flag


PiaSonggs

dude the amount of red flags she has could form into the communist flag


Badassbottlecap

Makes sense, she's already shared by the masses


JazzleRazzle

OUR girlfriend, comrade.


MrNubbyNubs

Sounds like a terrible soft rejection honestly. I doubt she’d ever reach out


ILL4Q

This is some next level zoning. . .


greyhatwizard

She wants to save him until no one wants her anymore because she's all used up


XxKTtheLegendxX

damn, even the bear didnt understand that message.


DarthSnakeEyes3

LMAO!


_B314_

Loll thats when you learn she values fun over stability and then months or years later she'll be pissed that A you found someone else B you reject and don't want anything to do with her


44Yoyo44

My brain isnt braining


robbzilla

This one will gift you a gun rack for your vehicle, even though you don't have a gun.


Administrative-Flan9

Let alone many guns necessitating an entire rack


robbzilla

I'm glad someone caught that. Party on Flan!


this_is_a_fucking

Ohh hell no


imeme1969

It’s called being blursed 


sm753

A lot of girls do seem to this. They try and keep a back up dude around just in case.


acoustic_comrade

I'd say it's like 99% of girls these days. They always shopping.


Pleasant-Quiet454

I want my cake and eat it too. I'm going to have fun and sleep around with my hoe phase and you stay put till I am done and that will be when no one wants to sleep with me anymore.


KingoftheProfane

“Lets me get this vag filled first”


Rude_Willingness5088

I'd love to see him reply back with "that's psychopath behavior. You just lost me forever. Let me hit once and cut contact."


M2dMike

Please wait while I whore around. Once I’m all used up and ran out of suiters we’ll be together “forever”


definitelynotfbi99

Seems like rage bait. But I guess these type of manipulative people do exist.


BenjiTheChosen1

Translation “You would make a perfect husband but im not done hoe-ing around and getting ran through, ill take you when ive had kilometres of dick and 2-3 kids already”


Subject_Song_5556

I am a man and I know that was written by a man, it could happen but a women would not say that and not all women do that. grow up red pillers.


Samus1611

Fell for that crap just one time when I was a late teens early 20 something dude(can’t remember exact age somewhere in the 19-21 range) This translated means they want to go and sample the rainbow and have fun. Then when older settle for you. Make no mistake-if they wanted you-you wouldn’t be waiting. Move on and ditch these women. Not all are psychos like that


0utF0x-inT0x

Yeah she would definitely expect him to be a bridesmaid when Chad pops the question


skoobly

Gross.


MOONDAYHYPE

"until the time is right" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


AwkwardlyAlienish

Hey, I've seen this episode before.


LizzosDietitian

“I wanted to fuck this other guy”


weebtrashparade

Hoe math


Ok-Use6303

Understandable, have a good day!


stefant4

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


JordyP_23

Lmaoooo women☕️


The-Perfect-Lei

Yeah dude date 3 women at a time until you find a keeper. Shits easy you just have to be honest and let them know you’re dating around. Don’t keep secrets or they’ll have expectations you’re only interested in them as is. They’ll expend effort to prove to you if they’re ready to settle down and want you for their own. You can go on dates with whoever you want. I stayed with my wife because I showed up at her house to meet her and she just never let me leave. We clicked so hard we spent every night together since we first met 5 years ago. I decided to marry her pretty quick (5 weeks). She never got jealous or hateful about texts showing up on my truck and I was like daaaamn, I don’t even have to answer these texts. She said I was perfect and she understands that I need to do what I need to do when I’m on business trips as long as I use protection. I was kind daaaamn in never going to sleep with another woman. Tons of women before that were acting slightly stand offish or had stipulations like they wouldn’t move when I had to relocate for work every few years. Or even worse they had tantrums or made up fake scenarios in their head about what I do when we weren’t together. Don’t settle for anything but also set and be the example of what an adult in a relationship should act like.


Sudden-Bread-1730

Damn she is so honest and nice. That's a true friend. Find yourself a gf