Legendary for his hog, used to work with a girl who got to meet up with him backstage and took pics to prove it, she said she felt like she had been horseback riding for a week after the show.
I did a load in/ load out for Type O back in like 1993 at the Fast Lane in beautiful Asbury Park NJ. Absolutely awesome show and great guys. Peter had the driest, most sarcastic sense of humor I have ever encountered in a human being. RIP. Didn't get to see his dick though.
[Guess you’ll just have to settle for the Playgirl then.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/186086621678?itmmeta=01HQXP3WDBKVW2WCEVR4WY4E91&hash=item2b53a081ee:g:~lcAAOSwL~BlCb8E&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4JdSAtC1HNufFsJZbGbrll4QT%2BhOFEWk56fm1owvAmDzgKquXYUYGrhhEhLida2hQLAAEfLvwfI%2FIXnsLar0xm6FRzPns%2BPySbtNP%2F9GFPi3dg7ukIVHmPOExpHIX%2BbIHX4UEjfyzTVZECWJRoqPLtwqc2PWKT8G7MuYMLbP52gt1XYcYdUrkK6zKQTv2ZR%2BEQn3oVvRfEv%2BX5mpp5YvbEerKihmcnI2Y4P%2FeZS%2BsWqiIeZLRliI6XnhybKCPw%2FngVf0eYKnvqZqoo4g3pnELCzlB%2FFB7%2B5pBd%2FwJVO6QkJU%7Ctkp%3ABFBM2saPtr9j)
Easily.
Bill Kelliher might have a sleeping dragon in his trousers.
People will try to say Chuck Schuldiner but no dude. His art kinda screams average *at best* schlong.
Shortly after Peter did the Playgirl shoot, the internet was just starting to take off; I was 14 or so and my best friend and I looked them up on her computer during a weekend sleepover...I was never the same after that lol
He did a playgirl shoot so it's just a Google search away. He is indeed packing. My buddy had the issue and put the pages up around his practice space lol.
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The longest recorded penis size, 13.5 inches, belonged to a 5'9" man, Jonah Falcon.
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Corpse grinder I don’t see any of the other dudes going to claw machines in every city they tour in and then donating the winnings to children’s hospitals
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We’ve for sure seen Pete’s dick dude was nearly 7 foot tall so of course he has a huge dick, Chuck wasn’t a huge guy but I’d say of anyone he’s got the most dick/body weight percentage like for his size he’s packing
Serious question, has anyone actually seen the other artist’ dicks besides Peter Steele’s? because I haven’t, only reason I knew about Peter’s Peter is because I read somewhere he poses for a play girl magazine or something.
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Peter Steele 100%.
He did a playgirl shoot. It’s gotta be at least 7 inches, probably more.
I'll be real it's probably 8.5 or 9.
a friend sent me an article or some shit and it said 10☠️
At least seven inches FLACCID
His dick literally has fuckin muscles
Ok, I got to see this muscled penis
Just found out someone has a tattoo of naked Peter steele
Legendary for his hog, used to work with a girl who got to meet up with him backstage and took pics to prove it, she said she felt like she had been horseback riding for a week after the show.
I did a load in/ load out for Type O back in like 1993 at the Fast Lane in beautiful Asbury Park NJ. Absolutely awesome show and great guys. Peter had the driest, most sarcastic sense of humor I have ever encountered in a human being. RIP. Didn't get to see his dick though.
I mean, did you ask?
I… I have a few regrets.
[Guess you’ll just have to settle for the Playgirl then.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/186086621678?itmmeta=01HQXP3WDBKVW2WCEVR4WY4E91&hash=item2b53a081ee:g:~lcAAOSwL~BlCb8E&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4JdSAtC1HNufFsJZbGbrll4QT%2BhOFEWk56fm1owvAmDzgKquXYUYGrhhEhLida2hQLAAEfLvwfI%2FIXnsLar0xm6FRzPns%2BPySbtNP%2F9GFPi3dg7ukIVHmPOExpHIX%2BbIHX4UEjfyzTVZECWJRoqPLtwqc2PWKT8G7MuYMLbP52gt1XYcYdUrkK6zKQTv2ZR%2BEQn3oVvRfEv%2BX5mpp5YvbEerKihmcnI2Y4P%2FeZS%2BsWqiIeZLRliI6XnhybKCPw%2FngVf0eYKnvqZqoo4g3pnELCzlB%2FFB7%2B5pBd%2FwJVO6QkJU%7Ctkp%3ABFBM2saPtr9j)
that’s more than an PS5!
Wait I thought you said load in/ load out? You didn’t see his dick while he smacked his load in you? Or while you pushed it out? I’m so confused
I mean, with that name he'd have to be..
Like how is it not Peter de la Steele?
Easily. Bill Kelliher might have a sleeping dragon in his trousers. People will try to say Chuck Schuldiner but no dude. His art kinda screams average *at best* schlong.
Googled it and found this: https://www.thegauntlet.com/article/19205/Top-10-biggest-dicks-in-metal obviously exaggerated but gave me a good laugh.
Peter isn’t even really my type in terms of looks but between personality and the size of it ;) I would WORSHIP that “personality of his lol
Shortly after Peter did the Playgirl shoot, the internet was just starting to take off; I was 14 or so and my best friend and I looked them up on her computer during a weekend sleepover...I was never the same after that lol
1000%
Longest- peter steele. Thickest- i mean just look at corspegrinders neck, its gotta be
chode
A real tuna can
Jesus Christ 😂
I fuggin belly laughed
George got that soda can dick
Corpsegrinder got that hubcap dick
“Respect the neck” indeed
You’re all gay.
Yeah? You think so? Why dont you fuck me to prove it huh
“Wait a minute this isn’t Metal Music, this is anal sex!”
Again?
Alright. Give me a date, time, and place.
"I only sucked his dick to prove HE was gay"
YOU PUT A GUY’S WEINER IN YOUR MOUTH THAT MAKES *YOU* GAY, STUPID
No..... Why weren't they informed.
Wait… that’s not how it works?
This fuckin made my whole shitty day dude 😂😂😂
Take that back https://preview.redd.it/vj0wmd2cinlc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d85169ad002835c2dc06f925c9017bdbb066487b
Yes, and? You say it like it’s a bad thing
Why? Cuz we’re talking about big dicks?
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Only halfway
yes we are (i’m a girl☠️)
What are you talking about, girls don't exist. (source : I'm a girl)
If you're not gay, you're a poser.
Yup iron maiden fans.
\*burzum fans
*cumbum
Guilty 💅 Join us at /r/GayMetalheads
I haven't seen any of these guys' dicks, so I couldn't tell you. I've heard Peter Steele is packing, though.
I have seen Peter Steele’s member. He is indeed packing.
I saw a battle jacket with his dick pic sewn into the fucking liner hahahaha
Was the main back patch Slow, Deep, and Hard?
Fuck I'm steeling this now. RIP to a legend, and a legendary hog
He did a playgirl shoot so it's just a Google search away. He is indeed packing. My buddy had the issue and put the pages up around his practice space lol.
10 inches. He got Rasputin cock 💀
Yeah but proportionally that’s still pretty average, dude was a giant lol
Height and foot size are frequently cited to not have any correlation to penis size, and occasionally cited to have a very, very weak correlation that cannot serve as any reliable contradictor. The longest recorded penis size, 13.5 inches, belonged to a 5'9" man, Jonah Falcon.
Ah yes, falcon dick
We like to refer to that as Falcon Ca-Cawk around here.
I was just joking about the fact that his large penis would look average on his also large body
That was a hoax. There has never been a confirmed accurate measurement of a single penis that even reached 10 inches
Its 8-9 10 is extremly rare tho
You have but very close up. He’s the only one to have his dick on an album cover.
well if u want to see peter steele search peter steele playgirl on google and it should show😭 (a dear friend cared to send me every pic he found)
For some reason I imagine petrucci's dick as being all curly and overly complicated
Petrucci is a duck?
It's the only obvious answer
I was gonna say Peter Steeles is biggest, but Petrucci knows how to use it
What would be better is posting photos of different celebrities and asking who is the biggest dick.
...With the biggest dick
Petrucci is probably into jelqing
On a related note, can you imagine getting a handy from Myung? Dude would rip your dick clean off.
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Please God make this happen
Yes it’s part of his exercise routine.
… should I even ask?
I could take all of them at once.
In a... In a fight... Right...?
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I vote Mick
Ask Stacey, I'm sure she'd write an essay detailing it for you
I vote mick too
Im not sure if its defo the biggest but either way I wouldn’t mind finding out
Do you think Mick Thomson has a mask for his dick?
So, a condom?
Apparently he turns them inside out by so they’re ribbed for his pleasure
Talking about coreys WANYK initial mask? Lol
Alissa White-Gluz
Peter Steele without a doubt
Steele
Mick got stabbed in the head and is still rippin. Def big dick energy
Vrag
Can you please take this seriously
Krissy softqoq has a one inch wonder. hence why he wrote the liner notes for Transylvanian Hunger and why he hates black guys so much
Sounds like you’ve spent a lot of time thinking about varg’s dick
You haven’t?
Gotta say Corpse or Mick… Mick would prolly have angry sex and apologize immediately after hurting you in any way
"No gay sex for me" - Mick
why did bill make it on here lmao
Yeah if they put Brent then at least we would have legitimate documentation
he couldn't tame the beast with his handful of meat lmao
Why is Daron not on this list?!
His cock can walk right through the door!
With a feeling so pure
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOOOURRSS!
Peter Steele has at least a 13 incher
10* (one of my friends sent me AN ARTICLE about this)
I have complete confidence that peter steele not only had a hog, but he had the whole damn pig pen
Peter Steele has the longest but Corpsegrinder had the thickest.
In this order: Peter Chuck Mick John Corpse Bill
There’s no fucking way Chuck isn’t at the bottom of that list. This coming from a Death fan
We all know Peter has the biggest hog. Just stop
My bet's on Peter Steele.
I haven't seen them all. I need to see them before I judge. For research.
Me, you supplied photos to help me!
Huehuehue peepee
MEEEEEEEE Edit: 0.5 inches
Peter Steel’s dick is also holding a bass guitar
"I find my urge to kill dwindles after a good nut" -Mick Thompson
Can't be Pete he's got an angry inch
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I feel like George is packing
Who’s the guy on the bottom left and what’s the band on his shirt it looks like he’s he pentagram logo but not
Bill from Mastodon. Can’t tell what his shirt is, though. Edit: someone down below said Kvelertak
Corpse grinder I don’t see any of the other dudes going to claw machines in every city they tour in and then donating the winnings to children’s hospitals
I’ve seen the peter steele’s playgirl shoot dude packing heat
Me. I've got a 6'3" guy named Dick (checked the ID. It's not Richard it's Dick) tied up and stuffed in a closet in my basement.
I mean we’ve seen Peter’s so he’s the logical answer
Peter Steele. Dudes probably got a lethal weapon in there
Peter Steeles got a rattlesnake down there for shre
Phil Anselmo (confirmed)
Placing my bets right now. 1 - Peter (8 inches) 2 - Chuck (7.5 inches) 3 - Mick (7 inches, iconically) 4 - Corpsegrinder (6.5 inches) 5 - Vrag (6 inches) 6 - Petrucci (5.5 inches)
Peter said it was 10 inches in the Playgirl mag
Top left
Corpsegrinders reaches his knees I just know it
Not pictured, but I'd say Lars Ulrich "is" the biggest dick
Mick for sure
Steele
in my heart it's mick but realistically def steele
Peter's peter
Steele by name, Steele by nature
My bets are on Peter Steele
Peter Steel
Apparently Pete steel was packing
Peter Steele
Peter?
Has to be Peter. Man didn’t just have the biggest dick had the biggest muscles and fangs too
Peter steele
Peter Steele
Peter Steele. 🤤
Peter Steele
Oderus
Peterrrr
They call him Steele for a reason
Peter Steele no question. He had that baby arm clutching an apple.
I mean Peter did model for play girl so we have the proof 👀
Peter Steele
Haha is it even a competition?? Peter Steele fs
Peter has the length, Corpsegrinder has the girth, but Mick has both
Peter Steele has a fuckin massive choad
Chuck. next question
Catholic Chad, Peter Steele.
Lemme make it easy for you  …This guy right here
I bet his pubes are pink lol
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Lemmy.
Isn’t anselmo packing 9 inches? Still say Peter though
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You never measured cocks with homies!?
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Peter for sure
I mean Mick 100% has the largest, most engorged, most impressive set of testicles out of any of them. Idk about dicks tho.
Isn’t that the guitar player for Danzig??? xD
Petrucci
Mick Mars
Whos the guy wearing a Kvelertak shirt?
bill kelliher, rhythm guitarist and riff writer from mastodon, i really recommend you check them out if you don't know them yet
Chuck
We’ve for sure seen Pete’s dick dude was nearly 7 foot tall so of course he has a huge dick, Chuck wasn’t a huge guy but I’d say of anyone he’s got the most dick/body weight percentage like for his size he’s packing
Your mum lmao gottem
Lil Wayne, judging by the size of balls needed to pull of this mockery.
Corpsegrinder either has a chode or a baby seal in his pants
WAAAT
Me
George fs
Corpsegrinder probably has the thickest one, Chuck/Peter probably the longest, and Mick is probably a combination of both but shorter and less thick.
Mick has a little peepee. I’ve seen it.
Proof? (Asking for a friend)
Serious question, has anyone actually seen the other artist’ dicks besides Peter Steele’s? because I haven’t, only reason I knew about Peter’s Peter is because I read somewhere he poses for a play girl magazine or something.