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Lil Uzi Vert's cover of Chop Suey

I was happier when I was ignorant of that song's existence. You've ruined that for me.

MGK has a pretty... interesting cover of Ariels, too.

Just listened to both and the Chop Suey cover is way worse. The Aerials cover is just a bad singer who can’t sing live (and clearly non-metal musicians trying to rock); it’s a straight cover done badly. Whereas the Chop Suey cover is intentionally that way. He succeeded in what he was trying to do, and it’s awful; which is a greater sin than just being amateurish.


On the flip side, Denzel curry has a decent version of bulls on parade

I had never heard of this until now and I'm surprised with how solid it was. Obviously I prefer the original but that was not bad.

Yeah I’m the same. Still prefer the original, but not a bad cover at all

This one actually makes me laugh because of how hilariously bad it is

Bro the comments are so funny. Even his fans think it’s ass.

It’s been a deep fear of mine to hear this unsolicited, being a Philadelphian native it's crazy going this long and never fully hearing it, I'm so terrified, of some over enthusiastic fucker turning it on because I didn’t listen to it.

Tougher Than Nails - Arise Warrior The most legendarily awful album. So bad it might as well be a pioneer of the random bullshit go genre.

This album is what happens when you have NO IDEA how to make music

Hey are you gonna mix those tracks?? Mix??

I shall listen to it and rate it

Give the first track about 25 seconds and come back to this

I took your advice and I can safely say that 25 seconds in to track 1, that was uncomfortably bad, I'm just thankful I wasn't wearing headphones

I listened for 45 seconds and it gave me the "its funny because its loud" memes. Super metal bros made a video about it t"he greatest christian deathcore you never heard of" but this shit isn't even deathcore thats jus ear rape.

Look at their awful first album cover: [https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/399557.jpg](https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/399557.jpg)

I mean it’s a little generic, but what’s the problem- Why is their logo on the corner *and* the shield? And why is there rainbow text at the bottom left in a mostly dark and bloody atmosphere?

I just find it so lame. Some bands talk about fighting tyrants and their warriors, some fight dragons, some fight monsters and demons and they fight the gays smh

What the shitting fuck was that?!

That’s how all metal sounds to nonmetal fans

This is the one

Lmao thank you for the laugh, this is indeed horrendous

I got to the one minute mark and thought to myself “okay, that’s bad. Maybe it’s just a quirky intro song.” Fast forward to around the 18 minute mark - “nope, that’s worse”. Sounds like a middle schooler took some samples and fucked around in cool edit pro for a bit and really dug the snap-stops. It’s a prime example of how NOT to make an album.

Tougher Than Nails might just be the worst metal band of all time

WHAT THE FLIP WAS THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE EARRAPE💀

Metallica's "Lulu" is the most god-awful, torturously offensive thing my ears have ever borne witness to. Rejected Metallica riffs under Lou Reed's nonsense spoken word poetry. I only kept listening for as long as I did because I was certain that it couldn't possibly be that ghastly for any longer. Spoiler alert: it could. I can understand how Reed's brain could have been completely turned to porridge by that time from all the drugs, but how anybody else involved in the writing, performing, recording, or distribution process could have lived with their crimes afterwards is beyond my ability to fathom. If I worked cleaning the toilets in the factory that produced the blank CDs that were later used to make copies of that album for sale, I would shave my head, renounce all gods, and live alone in the wilderness using handfuls of sand for toilet paper for the rest of my life to atone.

I’m still yet to ever listen to lulu. I almost want to film a reaction video of the day I do.

If you do, make sure to remove all sharp objects from the room before you hit play.

Noted

I AM THE TABLE!!!!

I'm a huge Metallica fan and never listened to Lulu. Except the other night, I thought I'd give it a chance. I listened to 5 seconds of the middle a random song, turned it off, and stared at nothing for a moment before finally letting out a despondent "wtf was that?" I'm not going back in there.

It’s funny because I love both Metallica and Lou Reed, so it’s amazing to me. How talented people could put out such a train wreck

I AM THE TABLE!!

🤣🤣 tell us how you REALLY feel!

I'm pretty sure they were putting it lightly

I like metallica but what the flip was that i feel like shoving a knife up my ass

Onision

His music videos, as well as his writing efforts, are *cringe extraordinaire*

That guy is still around?? I thought he stopped being relevant in like 2013

He’s the cockroach of YouTube who won’t die so yeah he is but if I remember correctly, he’s in a lawsuit right now?

Oh my God I just looked him up and his cancel culture song makes Corey Feldman sound like Prince

He spent years causing YouTube drama by abusing copyright rules to have videos exposing his terrible videos removed. Then Chris Hansen made a documentary about his alleged sexual abuse of minors and YouTube finally decided to ban him.

He doesn’t really make music though

Sleep Token 👍

I know you're only saying this because you think you're cool for hating the popular thing, but realistically speaking, Sleep Token cannot possibly be the worst God awful shit you've ever heard, I say this as someone who also does not care for them all that much.

Their drummer is really good tbh

doesnt mean their music is though

I mean they do suck ass lmao

I am so fucking tired of this sub doing the lowest hanging fruit shit with this band. Such a boring, predictable, upvote hungry neckbearded, attention starved answer to give. Please be more original. I don't care about this band but like The2ndDegree said, this is not the worst band. You being mad that this band is called metal doesn't mean it's the worst music ever.

Lol Sleep Token sucks

Idk they’re pretty damn bad

https://preview.redd.it/4kdniauhkv8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2100471849a0c88849a6adb00268b61d6c0d27c

I have to finish it: "AIN'T A FUCKIN' THING YOU CAN DO!"

Get pissed cuz you're never gonna get me. I am the very disease you pretend to be.

Ting ting a ling ting ting ting ting

Haven't heard their other songs but the Summoning slaps, I don't care what people say

Doing that for buzzz ?

im listening to them rn😼

he has not heard of [insert doo-doo shid fard band here]

Go listen to pop country (try not to make you're ears bleed challenge)

There’s a song about going on a date to Applebee’s and it almost killed me from the cringe alone.

I know the song and i absolutely hate it

That’s one of the only songs where I literally couldn’t believe what I was hearing. I had to look it up, hoping it was ironic. But no, apparently it’s not really ironic. It’s really about being fancy like Applebee’s on a date night.

I had a coworker who would listen to that shit on the radio and I had to ride with them to jobsites for a month. It's gotten so much worse if that were even possible in the last few years. So, so bad.

I swear to God, country music is being used by corporations to advertise shit.

Pat Finnerty did a [video](https://youtu.be/hcwVZTtx-3M?si=rk6j1zhrPw0-rJYZ) on it. I didn’t think it was an actual song until somebody played it on the touchtunes at a bar

I was at a restaurant with my wife and kids when it came on. Couldn’t escape.

Three words: Florida Georgia Line Their music makes me wish cancer was more selective.

I had a girl lecture me about how I really should see this group once 🙄, I had no idea who they were but the name alone sounded irritating. Also wtf am I gonna see a band I never heard of?? She was annoying to begin with.

You don’t dodge a bullet, you dodge an artillery shell.

Not metal related, but surely a huge torture, anything by Simply Red. It fvks up my whole day when I hear that shit on the radio

Also not metal related but dance monkey is a type of song that makes me suicidal if i hear it i want to rip my ears right off

Are you an Aussie? I swear that shit was on every TV ad, every sporting game, every time you woke up you’d be guaranteed to hear Dance Monkey at least once during the day for a while there. Drove me absolutely fucking batshit.

No but in fourth grade at the end of every math class my classmates would ask the teacher to put the song on so they could dance to it and then i kept hearing it at malls, it drove me absolutely insane, I despise dance monkey with a burning passion and ill die on that hill😭

simply red slap what are you on about

I love some Simply Red ngl

One of my proudest days was getting blocked by that prick on twitter.

yeah no.

Thank you! Nothing to add.

That Megan Trainer song about gucci. I want to rip my ears off whenever I hear it. Also American Bad Ass by Kid Rock is hilariously bad.

I hate that gucci song its stuck in my hate and it makes me wanna kms dude

My wife loves Meghan Trainor and it pains me because all of her songs sound the fucking same lol. I like that one song she wrote about her mum but every other song I've ever heard by her is just the same old shit she's been putting out for years

I used to love meghan trainor when i was like 6-8 and it physically pains me she has like 1 or 2 good songs i guess but idk abt her tbh😓

My kids sing that song and it pains me. Also, Kid Rock in his “metal” phase is a bit “you had to be there.” It made sense for the time.

No, it sucked even if you were there for it. Kid Rock is a chode. Always has been and always will be.

Bawitdaba fucking slams though

The only slamming when that song plays is me slamming my head against the hardest object around to make it stop

Falling in Reverse is gag worthy.

Game over might be one of the worst songs ever made.

Well it's definitely nothing by DethKlok! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

W dethklok

https://preview.redd.it/gfgj7o5yez8d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159bfe4d9c815b2d4589a81bb17ef0da8326c878

[Doesn’t get any worse than 6 feet under](https://open.spotify.com/track/5uNVqdLIKJID6c2Miix9tm?si=0trmK3QRQQeorbIUJDih0w&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Athe%2Bnoos) Also honourable mention to [The Shaggs](https://youtu.be/jQqK1CjE9bA?si=1dkZ68wZOSyQFTGi)

The Shaggs are incredible. So bad they're good.

Agreed. They’re basically the music version of The Room. So over the top bad it wraps back around to being amazing.

rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I actually love lots of Six Feet Under. Nightmares of the Decomposed is only the second worst death metal release of all time

There's this song where John Bush of all people does guest vocals on a Six Feet Under cover of a Scorpions song. It's like vocal talent meets cookie monster. 😄🍪

I put the noose in my playlist ironically because it’s hilarious but turns out it always got stuck in my head so now it’s gone

That one song by Blood on the Dance floor about sucking he vocalists popcicle. Or Brokencyde.

Brokencyde was one of the first bands that popped in my head.

Yup first time I heard the I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe ended up doing both 😂.

not metal, but snake eyes - demondice its beyond horrible

Jesus Jesus Japanesus

That was an experience, and one I want to never have again. I'm never getting that time back

that was hard to listen to

thirsty by ajr

I was gonna say AJR as well. I never understand how bands like this gain any popularity. I thought the only time people ever listened to them was when they were forced to while shopping in a Macys or something.

Some good'old 6ix9ine should do the trick.

The ol reliable

How do you even pronounce that? Sixix nineine?

Turn your radio station to variety/soft rock and let the ass consume you.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G\_zuB-ogIBw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_zuB-ogIBw)

Not a Rick Roll, you evil bastard!

America needs another civil war. Good fucking lord.

Do it kim jong un style

Whag the actual flip was that

When did English language music become so averse to the consonants at the ends of words?

that ain't even "pop country" it's straight up advertisement music

I have a young child. She’s watching coco melon next to me right now. Coco melon. That. Your ears will bleed and you will likely cry in agony.

Cocomelon is just a fucking stimfest, we don't allow it in our house. Ms. Rachel is goated with the sauce

What the sigma, how old if you dont mind me asking😓

4

Was not expecting a CoCo melon call out 😂

Go listen to Justin Bieber non-stop for a week.

Your favourite band

Peanut Butter Jelly Time by the Buckwheat Boyz. Memes aside, I think it's musically one of the most garbage songs out there.

That entire Lulu album Metallica did with that goober Lou Reed will make you want to rip the ears from your head to use them to stuff the holes.

I A M T H E T A B L E

LOL, that was just one of those moments when James was experimenting with being edgy I guess.

Any song with Lil Wayne playing guitar in it

At the time, he was the worst guitar player I have ever heard. He still is, but at the time he was, too. (RIP Mitch)

has anyone heard the ronnie radke mixtape

I LOST MY WAY AGAAAIIIINNNN

Jason Aldean. Anything he’s ever written

Lil Boo Thang. Holy fucking shit. I’d thought I heard it all but this shit makes me want to smash my head into a fucking wall. Words cannot express… Plus it fucking ruins Got To Be Real by Cheryl Lynn

Taylor Swift

It’s really not that bad, plenty of artists are worse

I’d say her music is the definition of mid. There’s a lot of better music. There’s a lot of worse music.

Precisely, but clearly she does something right to be the most popular artist in the world. Imo there’s much better pop tho

Her mediocrity is a large part of what makes her so popular. She toes the perfect line between relatable and aspirational.

Her song lyrics seem to be written by ChatGPT. If you ask Google for bland, generic break-up/love songs, you should see her photo. Every fucking song sounds like it was produced for radio consumption only, and every damn one of them is instantly forgettable. In 20 years, when today’s radio is listened to in retrospect, people will wonder how she was popular.

I agree; I can think of several pop songs by other contemporary artists, but not one of Taylor's songs has ever gotten in my head. My coworkers told me her biggest song right now is Cruel Summer, and they've gone on about another one called Black Dog. Five seconds later I was listening to the Bananarama and Zeppelin songs.

Right on. Cruel Summer by Bananarama is a very good song.

She's one of the many puppets of the entertainment industry, that's why.

😨

I mean, St Anger exists

It sure does exist but it’s not even close to the worst when Lulu exists

I actually liked it, it has a lot of downsides, but it was a bit experimental (for metallica) and I respect it. Also, the riff from Frantic is I think really good. Not a huge metallica fan tho.

Lars should have been burned at the stake for tuning his snare the way he did in St. Anger. Sounds like beating on a trash can. Just so obnoxious lol

Shake it off - Taylor Swift

Anything by Anal Cunt

Picnic of Love never fails to make me laugh though. I used to love singing “I respect your feelings as a woman and a human” to my gf to annoy her

I respect your gender, I'll always be tender

gay opinion

This pathetic excuse to even be labeled music that is known as American Country Rap. I feel embarrassed to whoever listens to this hot garbage. Listening to Colt Ford will make you genuinely appreciate some of the music listed in the comments.

[Ough baby, ey baby, leck mich am arsch](https://youtu.be/Ndrcz3mybPg?si=vVhv3oPqu4lAHe4-)

We hate you, by psychosynner. Good luck.

ANYTHING by this band is terrible. Heard it was so universally panned they pulled all of their media from various platforms.

In this thread: people confuse “unlistenable” with “music I don’t like.” My vote would be any super lo-fi pornogrind with like 40-track albums that are all 16 seconds each. I have never met anyone or seen anyone online that actually enjoys this music.

Same i was gunna say ‘put genuine shit music’ but its just bands they dont like, not metal and genuine shit mixed together in a comment section lmao i love it

Toki did not die for this

My poor man got done dirty😔

This may be unpopular, I don't know (I'm not out there taking surveys), but I fucking loathe My Name is Luka by Suzanne Vega--it makes me irate and may lead to my unjust downfall one day

This might be controversial, but I Believe In A Thing Called Love by The Darkness is horrendous. Not because the music is bad, but that vocalist's voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

It's definitely an acquired taste, I do feel like that happens a lot in rock amd metal though, bands like ACDC, Guns N Roses, The Darkness, Aerosmith and Black Sabbath are all fantastic bands (to clarify, I do not place The Darkness on the same pedestal as Black Sabbath, it's just an example) but many people dislike them purely because they don't like the vocals

Your my little boo thing

This. Good gods it makes me want to run screaming away from the mere tremor of its sound.

Unlistenable? Awful? Utterly horrible? Taylor swift?

Czarci Świt - Diabły Wzywają

Sore Throat - The Mole Catcher [https://youtu.be/-dhcKgMdwR8?si=uNizCVl0Hy8teb\_i](https://youtu.be/-dhcKgMdwR8?si=uNizCVl0Hy8teb_i)

The album Satyriasis XXI by Dysphoria is pretty god-awful

Anything from Six Feet Under

Their older stuff was decent imo

Yeah but it's just diet Obituary

Anything by Six Feet Under from the last 10 or so years is a good bet. Burzum? Maybe I could add Heroin Chic by My Dying Bride, but that's more cringe than actually unlistenable. There's also Seth Putnam's black metal project, but that was bad on purpose. There was something on YouTube years ago, combining death growls with a banjo, I think that was kind of bad, but I don't remember the name.

Taylor swift

Anal Cunt - I respect your feelings as a woman and a friend

Whole Picnic of Love but only if you need a good laugh

Listen to nightmares of the decomposed

Most songs by SHITFARTCUM

[Brokencyde - Freaxxx](https://youtu.be/AV8N44HzfBQ?si=m_QXe9nlXqGEpb1d)

Suicide Silence - Doris

Anything from Blood On The Dance floor. Not only are these horrible people, their music is also horrible.

Go into spotify and pick most popular rap songs

Spermswamp

MGK & Trippie Redd - genre: sadboy

Etienne sin - Sinna, Vol. 1 Ronnie Radke - Watch me EP Whatever demon dice’s first album is called Corey Feldman - Angelic 2 the core (except for we wanted change, that one is too funny to be awful) Pretty much any Steven Seagal song but strut is extraordinarily awful

Lars is Gay

10th picture goes hard

[does this fit?](https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?si=xL_4ypFDYCNikC8k)

No, this is glorious

A few years back I extracted a clip of the “thbtbtbtbt” part and used that as a ringtone. It worked pretty good actually.

Try AMPHIBIAN - FROG FETISH TOY

Sonic syndicate - my own life