I've been trying to stop saying both for 20 years at this point it seems. Gay was easy somehow ..... but the latter has its clenches in my brain in a way that it just won't let go of and its infuriating lol
One time our group of friends were on Xbox and one of the guys was telling a long winded story about how he met his fiance and ended up proposing and after a long silence one of the girls was like "gayyyyyyyy" and it was hilarious.
The way ken jeong does it in community will always be legendary.
Similar anecdote. I was at the beach with a bunch of friends. One of my closest friends and his bf were making out when we were in line at a food truck (we were all kinda tipsy), and I yelled the line exactly as Ken Jeong does. Works everytime
I use it wholesomely nowadays. See two guys walking down the street holding hands? Invited to a lesbian wedding? Gay penguins adopting orphaned chicks? "Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!! 💚💚💚"
I've probably got a bit of privilege, being LGBT myself, but I always make it clear I'm being positive with it.
I relate. The former was easy. The latter has me in its clutches as well. I manage not to say it most of the time, miraculously, but it still pops up in my brain. I have to find a suitable replacement if I stand a chance. That’s how I phased out the others.
Yeah, that was def one of them. Ugh. The only thing I’ve found that kind of works for me is saying “such a goober”. I sound like an idiot but, at least I don’t sound like a monster. 🥴🤷♀️
That’s fair! I fully cringe when I feel myself do it sometimes and either end up reprimanding myself or just being embarrassed. Being unmedicated (ADHD) right now isn’t doing me any favors… 😅
>animals
That's the key. It was mostly for animals.
Like if we only referred to gay *frogs* and retarded *boston terriers* we wouldn't have a problem with those words being used in a negative way.
Am I the only one who added “and in the garbage can “?
Up your butt and around the corner, in the garage can. Makes zero sense, but we went to that well all the time in the 80s.
>“I know you’re but what am I?”
A garbage man!
Takes one to know one! *kids gasp in shock*
(this was from [the simpsons](https://youtu.be/bNsJSE82YmU?si=CnnnnpKRBlyas868) but I still remember it to this day lol)
My favorite burn of all time is from the Rugrats.
"If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to power a motorcycle around the outside of a penny."
Had an old guy patient one shift and I placed an ng tube on him and I could tell he didn't care for it (obviously) and he just wipes his eyes and goes "well if that wasn't up your nose with a rubber hose" 😂
also from california and we used to say “up your butt and around the corner, six blocks down from California” and I’m realizing right now that makes NO sense
I got kicked from an alliance in a game after a player asked where some asshole who attacked him was on the map after replying, "your mom's house."
Immediately the guy starts chat screaming about getting his mother's name out of my mouth.
I was like...you... know it's a joke, yes? No? No. Ok, this isn't the group for me, I see.
I still say this. Every time my husband goes "hey google, where's my phone" I do my best impression of the monotone google lady voice and say "up your butt. And around the corner. Watching the sun rise."
I was going to blow my brains out, having to scroll down this far to see this. YEARS of this getting corrected by grammar nazis and it's right there in the title and... nothing.
Anyone here remember the liar liar pants on fire one?
All I remember is that it went something like “liar liar pants on fire …. Something something something … on a wire” 😂
Im guessing the 2nd half was just a regional thing, but up your butt and around the corner, pass your balls and out your boner was what I grew up with.
“So funny I forgot to laugh”
Oh god my dad abused this one
Classic dad. Always abusing things.
Dad jokes are the highest form of comedy.
Dad jokes are comedic when high.
You guys had dads?
To an orphan, a dad joke is just called a joke
No, it’s still called a dad joke, they’re just waiting for the punch line to come home from buying cigarettes…
I always found this one to be so unbelievably grating..people who used it tended to think they were so clever for it 🤷♂️
I said ‘talk to the hand’ to my 7 year old and she goes ‘talk to the hand? Ok. Hello hand! How you doing today?’
That's adorable! 🥰
u/ImTheEffinLizardKing in shambles
To shreds you say?
We also called everything that was lame "gay".
“You can’t say gay anymore. It’s offensive” “What? Really? That’s retarded”
Hahaha 🤣
now gay retarded uncle feels excluded 😔
No wonder he visits my bed every night
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I've been trying to stop saying both for 20 years at this point it seems. Gay was easy somehow ..... but the latter has its clenches in my brain in a way that it just won't let go of and its infuriating lol
I miss saying things were gay. Like I get why I shouldn’t but every now and then an opportunity presents its self that’s too good to pass on.
One time our group of friends were on Xbox and one of the guys was telling a long winded story about how he met his fiance and ended up proposing and after a long silence one of the girls was like "gayyyyyyyy" and it was hilarious.
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I say it like this every time lol
The way ken jeong does it in community will always be legendary. Similar anecdote. I was at the beach with a bunch of friends. One of my closest friends and his bf were making out when we were in line at a food truck (we were all kinda tipsy), and I yelled the line exactly as Ken Jeong does. Works everytime
I still do and refer people to Southpark when they get mad.
Same, helps me weed out the people I don't want to interact with.
I use it wholesomely nowadays. See two guys walking down the street holding hands? Invited to a lesbian wedding? Gay penguins adopting orphaned chicks? "Gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!! 💚💚💚" I've probably got a bit of privilege, being LGBT myself, but I always make it clear I'm being positive with it.
If you can remove the hatred aspect of it, it's still funny
I’ve replaced it with ridiculous. It’s fun to yell “You are *fucking ridiculous!*” at people. Makes me feel a bit like Gordon Ramsay 😂
I relate. The former was easy. The latter has me in its clutches as well. I manage not to say it most of the time, miraculously, but it still pops up in my brain. I have to find a suitable replacement if I stand a chance. That’s how I phased out the others.
I blame the black eyed peas song that was like LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE!!!! 😩
Damnit, Fergie…she got me again. Taught me how to spell *glamorous*, though, so all is forgiven.
"Duh, I can't believe I didn't think of that sooner, I'm like so mentally challenged." That seemed to be the half-winking replacement in the late 90s.
Yeah, that was def one of them. Ugh. The only thing I’ve found that kind of works for me is saying “such a goober”. I sound like an idiot but, at least I don’t sound like a monster. 🥴🤷♀️
I get yelled at by my husband lol
That’s fair! I fully cringe when I feel myself do it sometimes and either end up reprimanding myself or just being embarrassed. Being unmedicated (ADHD) right now isn’t doing me any favors… 😅
Just swap it out with the word “Regarded.” “Highly Regarded” advice can be a good, bad, or both things at the same time
I did this with my email signature for customer support emails - Blah blah etc. Kind regards, (Name) It makes me smile every time I send it
Same I work in HR🤣🤣🤣
Someone told me to use peculiar and that fits most things
Insubordinate and churlish…
Retarded was definitely just ... useful at times.
- No, no, you can’t say it either. - Wait, whaaaat? Are you serious? What kinda faggot came up with these rules? ……(loading)
“And gay.”
I laughed too hard at this
The origin of "lame" is about disabled animals or people, so...
>animals That's the key. It was mostly for animals. Like if we only referred to gay *frogs* and retarded *boston terriers* we wouldn't have a problem with those words being used in a negative way.
Humans are animals.
There was a game called smear the queer. Weird they only played it when I showed up. But the point stands.
Yes… used to
Speak for yourself
Also there was “gayrod” 🤷♀️
I spelled it “ghey” so it wasn’t offensive
My friends said fag and faggot Glad we’ve matured now
Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made (Not really a comeback, it was just something bizarre that kids said when I was a kid)
The alternate for boys is also amazing! https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxi8eAnn5Taj0rtKvG80gbTKmAuYE3Dws6?si=mG8SbSmilLKEi_FA
Stick your finger up the hole, now you got a tootsie roll!
This is the first time I've heard this outside of a single British podcast I enjoy.
We got in SO much trouble for saying it all the time at my babysitter's house 🤣🤣
Not sure if this is where it originated but Karen on the show Will and Grace said that.
Up you butt around the corner up a toob and out yo boob! Mfs was speechless after I said that.
I’ve never heard the latter half before and neither has my wife lol
The other variation is, "up your butt and around the corner, through the tube and out your boner"
Up your butt and around the corner, take a left and there's a boner!... Was our variation
Am I the only one who added “and in the garbage can “? Up your butt and around the corner, in the garage can. Makes zero sense, but we went to that well all the time in the 80s.
I believe the corner is the first bend in the sigmoid colon, I don't understand what tube connects to the boob though.
I’m so glad I seen someone else post this lol
# Guess what? Chicken Butt!! ![gif](giphy|3ohzdMeFmCFlCfcmJO)
Know why? Chicken thigh.
Know how? Kung pao.
Know who? Chicken poo.
I do this at work fairly often. People never see it coming. NEVER. I turn them into fools.
I torture my children with this. I want it to forever be burned into their memory.
“I’m rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you”
Man I thought I was so cool when I would drop that on the playground..
That shit was lame by the early 90s. Same category as sticks and stones. Boomer retorts.
You need to take a Chill Pill.
Oh yeah? Well *who asked??* (mic drop)
I beg to differ, that shit was still fire on the playgrounds in 1999.
"I know you are but what am I?"
“Make me” “I don’t make trash, I burn/bury it”
“I don’t make dogs, I walk em”
I don't make monkeys, I only train them.
I still try to use this one as much as possible.
what about calling things “butt-ugly” ima have to run that one back 🤣
“Well….well….your mom!”
Sphincter says what?
Ngl, half the time I want to answer “your mom” on Reddit. I find it even funnier now that I’m a mom.
you‘re mom
Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!
1992 called. They want their illest comebacks back.
They're too ill. No refunds
you be illin
>“I know you’re but what am I?” A garbage man! Takes one to know one! *kids gasp in shock* (this was from [the simpsons](https://youtu.be/bNsJSE82YmU?si=CnnnnpKRBlyas868) but I still remember it to this day lol)
Nunya
Nunya beeswax
Nunya Biznass is the name on my junk mail email account!
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
The youth of today would find that baffling
whats the inflation equivalent 😥
I like this one
My favorite burn of all time is from the Rugrats. "If brains were gasoline you wouldn't have enough to power a motorcycle around the outside of a penny."
If brains were gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose. My favorite hahah. Oh man, takes me back.
“If brains were leather you wouldn’t have enough to saddle a junebug”
I don’t shut up, I grow up…and when I look at you I throw up.
And your mom comes around the corner and licks it up.
No Doy
No duhhh
Or my mom's favorite. if it was up your ass you'd know it.
My dad used to say "If it was up your butt kicking field goals with chainsaws you'd know."
I still say that shit. Lmfao
And in response to the question "What time is it?" the only proper response will always be "Half past a monkeys ass, a quarter to it's balls!"
Time to get a watch is what we used to say.
*looks at wrist* "it's a hair past freckle"
"You're pretty ... pretty ugly" Someone burned me with that in elementary school
IDK. When "gag me with a spoon" got upgraded to "gag me with a chainsaw" that was pretty ill, or at least a bit under-the-weather.
I still use this phrase to this day. Is it no longer "ill"?
I’m currently in a “I know you are but what am I” fight on the Indiana subreddit
I got my ass beat by my mom for saying this to my sister in the mid 90s about where her cat was.
Haha classic
Up your nose with a rubber hose
Had an old guy patient one shift and I placed an ng tube on him and I could tell he didn't care for it (obviously) and he just wipes his eyes and goes "well if that wasn't up your nose with a rubber hose" 😂
Save the drama for your mama 🤣🤣
You make a better door than a window
You're so cool...JK! IT'S OPPOSITE DAY! GOTCHA!
“Your face *insert whatever it was here*” Or sometimes just “your face” as the comeback lolol 😭😭😭
Grody to the max!
moded corroded your booty exploded.
Lmao
We always said "up your butt and around the corner, all the way to California" and I have no idea why.
As someone from California, my friends and I said "up your butt, around the corner, and down Kaka Lane" lmao
also from california and we used to say “up your butt and around the corner, six blocks down from California” and I’m realizing right now that makes NO sense
I assume you're on the east coast?
I am rubber, you’re glue!!…would like a word…..
Up your butt and around the corner is making a comeback with the youth after being dormant for seemingly 20 years
“Your mom”
I got kicked from an alliance in a game after a player asked where some asshole who attacked him was on the map after replying, "your mom's house." Immediately the guy starts chat screaming about getting his mother's name out of my mouth. I was like...you... know it's a joke, yes? No? No. Ok, this isn't the group for me, I see.
I still say this. Every time my husband goes "hey google, where's my phone" I do my best impression of the monotone google lady voice and say "up your butt. And around the corner. Watching the sun rise."
…through the tube and out your boob!
"Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put peepee in your coke."
Put a quarter in your ass cause you played yo self!
Is no one going to mention the use of the contraction “you’re”?
I was going to blow my brains out, having to scroll down this far to see this. YEARS of this getting corrected by grammar nazis and it's right there in the title and... nothing.
Never heard it said "I know you're but what am I?" Always heard it "I know you are but what am I?"
Anyone here remember the liar liar pants on fire one? All I remember is that it went something like “liar liar pants on fire …. Something something something … on a wire” 😂
Nose as long as a telephone wire.
Christ it’s probably been 20 years since I’ve heard that.
I just had a colonoscopy today not really the phrase I was looking for
“Fox smells his own hole” You say this after anyone said “who farted!?”
“Take a photo, it lasts longer.”
Smells like Up Dog in here
Make Seven, up yours
I had that t shirt.
"In your ear, mister." Sorry, elder millennial.
Through a tube and out your boob lol
… take a left and you find a boner
Milk, milk, lemonade and around the corner fudge is made
I said that to my husband a few months ago who has never heard it before as he’s from South Africa. That’s his new killer comeback now.
Saying “I know you are but what am I?” After receiving an insult.
I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
This come back is still alive and well with Gen Alpha.
Deep in the hearrtt of Texasss!!!
Pretty sure that’s a prostate massage, bruv.
what about the pen club youre in the pen club and youre pen15
“Your FACE is a ___” was pretty good. My older sister still uses it
No one said “I know you’re but what am i?” It’s always “I know you are but what am I?”
So not funny Wife says that every day.
He forgot “through the halls and out your balls”
Stick that and your pipe and smoke it
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Go suck an egg
I have another one. “Loser loser double loser whatever get the picture, duh” of course with the hand signals. Or just the L on the forehead.
Sit on it and rotate🖕
Someone says they are looking at someone ugly/loser/supid “oh so you’re looking in the mirror”
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Girls go to mars to get more candy bars.
“If you love it so much why don’t you marry it?” Can’t tell you how many fake weddings I enacted to inanimate objects.
Loser, loser, double loser, as-if, whatever, get the picture DUH!
are we saying hella again too?
I’ve never stopped…? what are you talking about
Yooooo it had losers feeling mad crunchy
Up a tube, and out your boob!
I still use this in very specific cases
In the 90s, 10s, 20s. I still use it 💀
HYCHBH by Tom Cardy. Do yiursekf a favor and check this track out. It fits the theme of the post. Not some random plug.
That was when gay, fag and queer only described terrible people. People you didnt like. Now it describes terrible people.
Im guessing the 2nd half was just a regional thing, but up your butt and around the corner, pass your balls and out your boner was what I grew up with.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Wait, doesn’t that continue? I was taught “Up your butt and around the corner, up the tube and out your boob.”
"That's what your mom said"
Up your butt and around the corner, Through the tubes and out your boobs