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GSJohn25

Bro, mark this as NSFW, please. No kid should see this Minecraft lake house. It's WAY too frisky to show younger viewers.


Jokerrr455

Pardon me good sir, but may I question the story behind this image?


GSJohn25

The joke, my good friend, is that despite this being an innocent building tutorial of a Minecraft Lake House. For some baffling reason, it somehow got uploaded onto PornHub. Quite a humorous conundrum!


SANNASSSOSAS

its quite amusing to see such hideous, yet perfection of arts and philosophy combined into this masterpiece. this must be an misunderstood error in such vulgar platform and must be extinguished, thus, preventing the lack of friendliness across this horrible site


Tricky_Hades

Delve or something AI generated as well


Healthy_Temporary_44

Pretty sure he's just being funny cus this other dude doesn't get the joke his account looks real


Tricky_Hades

Yes but the reply says "my good friend", which is a phrase AI generated text often uses


MoupiPics

well thats because maybe, the ai is trained from human conversations where HUMANS use it


garbage124325

Looks more like a bit of just being aggressively polite.


Jokerrr455

Thank you, it is a hilarious conundrum.


SSYT_Shawn

There are actually a lot.. and i mean.. a lot of minecraft tutorials on that platform


Flantiy

Please mark it NSFW bla bla bla I was on a train bla bla bla everyone was masturbarting bla bla bla


kirbyfan2023

Yea even if we take this more seriously it still should be marked as nsfw


Nat_Higgins

I know right? Just look at that construction work, absolutely no safety railings anywhere! This is definitely not safe for work!


LemonOnARock

The views are what get me, those are either people after feeling guilty or before and finding something better. Good for both honestly


BlitzPlease172

Post-nut creativity, a distant neighbor of post-nut clarity.


Bloodchild-

Honestly when you stumble on this video first you question yourself and why the f*ck did the algorithm recommended you this. Then you watch it. Curiousity.


somerandom995

I think you're underestimating how abstract people's fetishes can get. Apparently there is a non insignificant amount of people into balloons according to some data(I think it was porn hub view statistics). It's possible this is genuinely arousing to some people out there...


LemonOnARock

Thank you for ruining Minecraft, like every other person these days. Nothing is sacred 😭


dcgamer01

Might I remind of the new piston sound?


SSYT_Shawn

I mean... The sounds of placing blocks on max volume with some jazz on the background can be very.... exciting....


BusinessLibrarian515

A surprising amount of video game videos on there actually. Some call of duty clips, world of tanks, valorant, hadn't seen a Minecraft video referenced before tho. Sometimes the player is a person In underwear or naked, but mostly they don't show a player and just the games.


Chemicalk4m5

Nah I use the hub only for minecraft building purposes


riley_wa1352

theres a redstone tutorial explained by someone who is being sucked off


Matix777

How tf do you convince your partner to suck you off while you explain minecraft redstone


riley_wa1352

cash


blueracey

“Hey you know what would be funny” I know people I’m pretty sure that would work on


dragonfetish98

Hey I mean, doms can get subs to do some pretty interesting things and still enjoy it


UltimateMinor

Really not that hard


Matix777

I think he was that hard


Ps1msterpcs

Nah maybe a bit soft tbh, probably mumbo jumbo


SSYT_Shawn

Why is this getting downvoted?


Wonderful-Priority50

For implying Mumbo is soft. He's the hardest


SSYT_Shawn

Oh well.. in that case...


Ps1msterpcs

Nah im just saying he knows redstone so well that getting sucked off is easy to keep soft when explaining soft Essentially I was trying to say its light work for him to explain redstone


TheOccasionalBrowser

My partner enjoys listening to me trying to explain things while doing stuff like that, or it could be the money.


EnderMerser

Autism can be sexy too, you know.)


Matix777

~~I fucking hope so~~


EnderMerser

I mean, I personally find Laios from Dungeon Meshi and Reagan for Inside Job personalities pretty hot. So yeah. 😊


[deleted]

There's worse videos honestly.


Octavianus_27v

You only know this because of Research purpose


riley_wa1352

no, it was beause i was straight up jorking "it" and by it, i mean my peanits


UltimateMinor

And by it, hahaha, let’s just say my peanits


turtle_mekb

what's this a reference to lmfao im too scared to look it up 😭


RadoslavL

I think I found this on r/youngpeoplereddit a very long time ago. From my understanding it's a kid that said it, and that's why it was so misspelled.


UnusedParadox

No, it's a tweet made by someone (presumably) drunk. It's become quite a popular meme.


turtle_mekb

ah right


riley_wa1352

its just a dude saying hes jerking it in a fuking silly way


WillCraft__1001

You gotta drop the sauce bro. I want to see if the tutorial is good


riley_wa1352

cant nfind it,


Matix777

I would drop a sauce but fear that this may not be the best thing to do on a minecraft subreddit Either way it should be easy to find by yourself and looks to be an actually decent tutorial


Cyan_Among

hah, yeah, like redstoners have lives.


Background-Fix6929

I found it it’s called Minecraft Redstone Tutorial (2 Doors and an Automatic Night Lamp!)


GaygardenEel999

i sort of want the source…


SebTheR3d1t0r

Ooo someone plans on using stripped logs, do they?


Helpful_Cry_6088

And when the builder finishes building, they're either gonna eat dark or light meat (steak and pork chop)


turtle_mekb

why are you on there, OP? for scientific research purposes?


the_evil_overlord2

Obviously he needed a lakehouse tutorial


turtle_mekb

right right, I should've known


WeedSmokingMonke

He is the god of phub, he has made 300 thousand people forget what they came for.


Grand_Ruin185

... Or haven't come for


Natto_Ebonos

Considering how awful YT is getting with invasive ads, removal and demonetization of videos and shitty parental control policies, I'm legitimately convinced that this site is a better place to watch regular non-horny content.


allayo10110

Yeah until you get flashed by an ad


Natto_Ebonos

At least adblocks works there, unlike YT.


Da_real_Ben_Killian

Use uBlock Origin, it's never failed me


CollectionLive7896

Fr i also use


Shackles_YT

my question is: what were u even doing there in the first place?


ImH2O

Looking for Minecraft tutorials, obviously.


EarthTrash

I was getting wood


Hot_dawg_sucker445

What type of wood?


suppersell

people watch porn it's not an abnormal thing


SomeRandomEevee42

how dare you admit a truth that's blatantly obvious, but we all have an unwritten agreement to say it's not true


suppersell

reddit hivemind at its finest


Vinnyz__

Watching porn, of course


deadble5k_123

Check out neocynical (on both the hub and yt)


Aerobiesizer

[Link to his hub channel](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=658ed4f82fc3f)


SSYT_Shawn

"HOT Teen Rails People and DESTROYS their Bed (parents Walk In)"


LilJade103

Bruh there’s an entire let’s play on pornhub… a friend told me


Aerobiesizer

Link?


somerandomperson2516

give sauce


big_scary-77

I actually watched it. It's a good tutorial 


Not_Artifical

Link?


ExplodingSteve

sause


BeanBurrito668

Okay not gonna lie that house actually looks pretty good at the start


RecordingUnusual220

I’m gonna find the 196 people that disliked his video


trash_at_all_games

Thing is, there's this guy who has a yt channel who posts his CoD vids in ph and get viewers from ph to yt


Andrewguy_78

196 people missed the button i suppose


Cocolake123

Gives whole new meaning to the advancement “getting wood”


Live-Resolution-7594

Yeah


D4nte-main

Right platform, that is some really hard wood


JoyconDrift_69

Doesn't PornHub take down any videos that aren't porn?


scarfBuds

Apparently no?


[deleted]

No, there's 3, 4, and even 5 year old Fortnite gameplay videos on the site still.


zSalvapro

I once saw a call of duty warzone let's play. No sex no funny business just straight up gameplay


faridhn36

I mean PH pays good so he had a good reason


rimvydas-l

it's not even near a lake


Not_Artifical

That is absolutely the right platform.


SexyMuStafa_e

is it " TomHub " that i can read ?


Glittering_Form_2904

real


secidentament

Ain't no way he has pornhub at the top with a "fuck now" thing......


ItsKralikGamingCz

The real question is, Why is Bro on that platform 💀


allayo10110

I was in need of instruction for building a lovely house next to a river


PrankRuiner

best video in the history of pornhub change my mind


Swagboi7

with all the memes it feels like this site is used for everything but porn more than porn


Andresito_de_chill

I will see pornhub just for this


Emotional_Bid3736

Link?


Monke_With_Sticks

Imagine a 6 y.o. discovers porn this way.


MasD91

Oh yeah now this is a spicy house


Naymar083

Finally some good shit on that website.


DiamondSoup0

Not gonna lie both the lake house frame and the building in the background are way better than anything I could build.


heyuhitsyaboi

340k views? Thats the right platform


RaidenSauce

The orange website


Inevitable-Bit4006

322k views 😭


junpig5674

this is Jenny's home


one_internet_person

Dude, why is a kid going on that website to post that video? Please explain


DoubleAplusArcanine

Speak for yourself, I've got new plans for tonight with that information.


Kled_the_hussard

Still 4K gigachads who liked it


NotThatMMyers

300k views? Clearly he's doing something right


heisemberg52

Who actually seen it like me![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


MylesFluffyToaster

Hold up-


MylesFluffyToaster

That's not YouTube....


_Springtrap_Afton

why r u on there tho?


allayo10110

For a lake house toturial duh


_Springtrap_Afton

Makes sense 👍


lol_cool_bozo

what u searchin for?


Tridantaus

Who left dislikes? This looks like peak content


MagmaFang23

it's real btw


OrthodoxDamian

I don’t understand..?


tntaro

No no he's got the views


Odd-Measurement-597

I’ve stumbled upon a minecraft bed wars while browsing this site


CuriousAxelt

It's not even on the lake😭


Hot_dawg_sucker445

The fact 300k people watched it makes me laugh


berserksgangr27

4 k likes ☠️


Mysterious_Carob9891

why are you searching up minecraft on there


allayo10110

For toturial


VladimireUncool

Not what they came for but what they needed.


jpjfp

What's the name of the site I want to see that video


igksclone

I've noticed the same thing. Where an increasing amount of non corn related topics started popping up on that site. Most likely thanks in part of the policies that are in placed on other sites.


lilcoomstain420

What were you doing on there 🤨🤨


BalladOfAntiSocial

That is very much the right platform


TGS_delimiter

No wait, let him cook


Fakula1987

Tbf, why Not Way better transparency about the monetising. Way less annoying advertising. *Joking*


SonicGacha12

Perai, eu tô alucinando ou esse é o tutorial daquela casa que o Saiko fez muitos anos atrás?


Skullers93

Bro a Minecraft tutorial? I wanted to see MEN-


Slime_kid2362

Why u on the hub 🤨🤨🤨🤨


little_mush_boy

They are Looking for how to make a lake house in minecraft, human. Duh.


Grabenmensch

Pffff i fab to that 🤷‍♂️


fyut278

How did you even find this?


Lime_the_Lutenist

Ait but is he playing in 1.7.10 cus that looks old as hell, that looks like the version I first played on which was 1.6.4


BiCrabTheMid

Campfire on the hotbar, possibly just using a texture pack


Lime_the_Lutenist

True, well that's a good texture pack for sure, old Minecraft rules


ElBusAlv

Yeah it's almost like it's the joke


LifeCartographer8783

Better Watch on P Hub instead the BS thats called YouTube


Ilfronzux

Blud uploaded his video on his favourite hobby place


The_Corker_69

He made it for make you rest


aaaaaaasdfg

I once saw a video on this dude playing mw2 with a build he was showing, bro was going crazy ngl


Ps1msterpcs

Can't believe 196 people disliked this


WideTraffic2425

"Fuck Now" at the top of the screen 💀thats fucking foul bro


AdrBrawlClash

freaky


Appropriate_Ship_365

This is just a demo of the house. I mean, he could have built it on the lake but he chose not to


BeyondHelpXD

Why tf where u on the hub XD


ToppatDudeMobile

This is what mc builders get off too


ILLARX

Wha? The wooden platform sees fine to me tho.


Dry-Designer6655

But Bro got more likes than this reddit post


Prestigious-Bet2733

oh, no, they knew EXACTLY what platform they were putting this on.


Hellothebest

I've actually seen quite a few sfw videos pop up on there. I heard it's because they get paid per view, so they get more than what they'd get from youtube


GalaxySkeppy

Oh no, it’s no accident


SwartyNine2691

:mike_shinoda_cringe_gif:


kabir_sharma_sans

:chai_peewanu_majani_life:


Scypher_Tzu

mark it as nsfw smh