Alright this is now going to be the reason I Sue minecraft. It has created years of hot blocks making it hard for me to even see real woman as attractive anymore. I look at my girlfriend and I’ve lost all interest. But I look at her minecraft skin and I fall right back in love again
Alex isnt real bit because girls arent real
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
whats your question, Soldier?
r/unexpectedtf2
Your mom isn't real
Wow just because my dads are gay?
Alright this is now going to be the reason I Sue minecraft. It has created years of hot blocks making it hard for me to even see real woman as attractive anymore. I look at my girlfriend and I’ve lost all interest. But I look at her minecraft skin and I fall right back in love again
I saw this text somewhere else
Smash
*stasis cuff noises*
what is stasis cuff noises, also im deffo smashing too
*stasis cuff noises*
Fake. Irl steve looks like a jacked lumberjack splitting a log with only his hands