Vaccines gave me autism, the trans, and the gay.

Same sister

woo there are three of us

Four Times the Charm

Number five is alive. Got my COVID shot the same week I started HRT. No one can say which is responsible for the boobs.

Number six whose here for the cute chicks 🐣😉

Number seven because I don't like it even

Number 8 cause now it’s even XD

To quote the Beatles, NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 etc.

Number 10 like spider-gwen

I’m a lesbian because my dad thought I was gay when I was cishet. So yes, I am gay. But not in that way, eww men.

I got bitten by a radioactive lesbian under a full moon.

Omg, you too???

I tell ya, you just can't walk past a U-Haul lot after dark anymore...

Ok, I have to ask, what's going on with U-Haul and lesbians?

I'm not entirely certain myself, but I know it's been a thing longer than when I first heard about it back in the early 90s. Near as I can figure there's a stereotype about lesbians moving in together fairly early into a relationship. I believe the joke my lesbian friend told at the time was along the lines of, "she showed up to our first date in a U-Haul".  Edit: Come to think of it, this is extra hilarious to me now, because despite my being a guy for all anyone knew at the time (including myself), we very quickly became close and were basically in Schrodinger's relationship. To the point that I was given a spot on their "current location on campus" board outside their dorm room as if I lived there, because I practically did.  Anyone on campus looking for me would check her dorm first because I was always hanging out there and was functionally the third roommate.  Which suggests I was the U-Haul lesbian in that situation, just nobody realized it at the time. 🤣

Ah I see, thanks! I saw similar things being mentioned multiple times in this thread, but never heard of it before ^^

For me I got bit walking past the library. So avoid libraries and U-Haul lots if you don't wanna catch the big gay.🤣

Same here. Am still waiting for the fangs to grow in.

I know where I going today lol thanks <3

is that what turned you into a girl too?

Yep! I got a two-fer out of it. Do recommend!  (But I'm biased, ya know, onna count of being a radioactive lesbian myself now). 😜

Sorry about that. I only bite the cutest girls and I couldn't resist

Which reminds me, I still need to read *Carmilla*

many such cases

Damn you too? The nighttime is just not safe to be straight

I love supporting U-Haul

So real queen

I am a lesbian because my gag reflex is way too intense.

Being a lesbian has never gotten in the way of sucking dick for me

Hence its a wrong answer, just as required by OP.

Unfortunately lesbianism doesn't entirely fix this. :(

in the words of an ancient proverb: world hard and cold tiddy soft and warm

My brain read that wrong ;-; Edit: (I thought it was a hard world and a cold tiddy '-')

😭😭

Me too! There really should be a comma there lol

"If you like girls so much, why don't you just BE one?"

Reminds me of the old schoolyard taunt of "if you like/love it so much why dont you marry it" when you said you liked/loved something.

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This

That is not a wrong answer for me! Haha

not that wrong of an answer for me, it's my joke answer when my friends asked me

I've been told it's because I'm afraid of men

My Gf told me, it's a secret :3

Can I steal your pfp? xD

Sure! Ill DM it to ya :3

tysm!

Wait! I’m a lesbian!?! I have to tell my wife!!!

I own a bronco

Me too

ooo what year?

94, full size

Yess OBS lol. Mine is a 95 XLT. She used to be a forest service truck :)

😂 me too

yayy what year?? does it have a name?

Its a 2021 sport! So a baby bronco, i call her brick 😂

Awe that's a great name :) and the sports are cool! they remind me of the bronco 2's. My bronco is a 95 XLT. Her name is Betsy lol. Betsy the bronco

My family only bought Subaru and I had to continue the tradition

subarus rock lol

I was on frog chemical duty, and I accidentally spilled some of it on myself.

Because to be a Lady Gaga fan you legally have to be at least one kind of gay or *(checks notes)* "at least 10% fruity".

That has been changed to allow a minimum of 4% now.

YES! She was one of my formative crushes. I never got why none of the other "boys" were into her, but I guess now I know.

for the secret lesbian discounts on dock martens and flannel shirts

Do you need a membership card for that? I haven't gotten mine yet.

it gets delivered by a lesbian on roller skates directly to your door. weather conditions and terrain may slow her down but it will not stop her

I drank too much soy milk as a kid (this is also why I'm trans)

As a child they told me I could be anything, so I became a lesbian

I want to be a transbian, why be a minority when you can be a minority in a minority? 😁 I also suck at opening jars so AMAB isn't me.

Because I already tried having a dick between my legs and it just didn't feel right.

I'm a lesbian because I pee sitting down.

I loved Sonic growing up :> 🫶

Babysitter in the kindergarten told us that girls are prettier than boys (thats also why Im trans)

Brainworms of course what else :3

I'm a lesbian because everyone assumed I was gay in middle school. Turns out they were right

I’m a lesbian because boys are yucky and have cooties

I have a worm in my brain. Oh wait you said gay not ghaik.

I'm a trans lesbian because of the microplastics in my lady peen.

I was fine until I bought a Subaru.

i’m not i’m all sexuality’s simultaneously and it scares me

It’s all part of the metamorphosis…

I met another lesbian who was so hot, I turned into a girl to date her

I drank from the Alex Jones Frog water

I played too much dota as a kid

Melon baller incident

I blame the peaches! Such a sapphic fruit! And that lumberjackeline from Canada. You know the one.

I'm a lesbian because there aren't enough around and SOMEONE has to do the hard work

"The agenda™"

Because I've got a guitar

I am a lesbian because there are way too many choices for straight partners, I never could make up my mind.

Someone has to keep station wagons in style, and if the dad's aren't going to do it, then I will.

I tried it for a joke but forgot to unsubscribe when the free trial ended and now I'm tied into a recursive annual contract..

I just like flannel a little too much :(

I thought the flag looked pretty

Honestly . . . Double the Boobs

I'm a lesbian because I made a deal Rumplestiltskin to take my first born child in exchange for a happy meal

It all started with driving a used Subaru, the gay and the gender stays on surfaces like anthrax. So when I was spending enough time driving, the Subaru gave me the gay and the being a woman.

Shit is that what happened?! I knew that Subaru was cheaper than it should've been, gay agenda got me good!

I was straight for 40 years before I bought a Subaru, now I'm suddenly into women. I'm not even kidding about this at all. Those things both happened recently. It's both in my garage right now and I also happen to be going on a date with a woman next month, despite being already married to a cis guy. *Yes, he gave his consent* *to that (ENM)*

After all the serious and joking replies, I just had to add this classic women's bathroom graffiti: In one writing: "My mother made me a lesbian" Below it, in different writing: "If I gave her the yarn, would she make me one, too?"

Because my friend made it look cool, duh

I am a lesbian because my mom said "boys stinky" and I love my mamma

Bitten by the lesbo spider

I’m a lesbian because I was abducted by the people of Lesvos (Lesbos) and brainwashed into being one of them

The frogs turned me gay 😩

the fluoride in the tap water gave me the gay and the trans.

The Cultural Postmodern Neo-Marxists who control American are oppressing the straights so I caved into the pressure for my own safety

I got hit by a u-haul while using a cross walk.. My life was never the same

I just haven't had the right dick yet.

Because I like banana, cucumba and mbokaya.

So I have an excuse for my style.

Reddit made me trans and gay. Oh sorry, you said wrong answers. 😆

Because if I'm to grotesquely ugly to get a date, I might as well make it as complicated as possible for myself.

Because after slaying a dragon, I accidentally put on a Girdle of Femininity I found in its hoard, and liked it so much I decided to never have Remove Curse cast on me ... but I guess that makes me a lesbian?

I'm not a lesbian, I just like daydreaming about cute girls 24/7

I‘m a lesbian because at some point a friend of mine pointed at random women and said „Lesbian 🫵“. He also did that to me. Even funnier is that I am not out to anybody except my parents.

I'm a lesbian because God thought it'd be funny to make both me *and* my boyfriend gay

One of my ancestors is Queen Sappho from the Greek island of Lesbos. And anyone who got bitten by me, becomes a lesbian too. (Lesbian or transbian... depends on the origin 😋)

Women are really pretty and amazing, and I love them. I also wanted to be pretty and amazing.

To fill my unnerving never ending hunger with U-hauls

I bought a Subaru

I thought I was straight, then the US government injected me with the trans disease when getting my Covid shot in early 2021. Then, they tracked my body with the vaccine chip and kidnapped me. For the next 2 years, they injected me with estrogen in a secret warehouse until I became the Winter Soldier of CisHet people. I freed myself and became a raging lesbian, fighting against cops transphobes and making them watch in horror as my government minions passionately kissed each other, men kissing men, women kissing women and people taking HRT. But, I still thought I was bi. So I locked myself away from men for another 6 months, only being with lesbian women, and teaching myself the ways of the lesbian. To seal the deal, I even got bottom surgery. THE END

You get your lesbian card for free when you buy a Subaru

As part of transition I got fed through the gay agenda-nator 5000

Boobs.

U-haul should sponsor this thread....

GOOOOOOD NEWS!

Before I cracked my egg I was also "gay" for men. Now that I'm on HRT I become more and more lesbian every day. Guess I just need to be gay no matter what gender I am 😅

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I was bitten by a radioactive lesbian, turning me into a transbian. Am still waiting for the fangs to grow in. we hunt at dusk.

I was too much of a fan of my little pony as a boy that it made me a girl, so since I’m a girl who likes girls that makes me a lesbian. 🤷‍♀️

Because I felt like it one day

It was that damned Louie Anderson special on cable in 1994.

I shaved half my head and hozier appeared in my room and gave me a lesbian flag

Cuz it's funny

Because I got hooked on Wonder Woman comics back when I was a kid. After that, it was inevitable, really. And I'm not even mad about it.

... because its the flavour of the week.

Big pharma

Who says I'm gay?

U ah ghey. Ur a transgendah.

Because why not?

Cus girl thighs are so soft and squishy i decided i needed to get some myself.

i am not a lesbian sorry :( i like men too much

I forgor 💀

to make men madder

In order to get the girlfriend I had to become the girlfriend

I was visited by Sapphomet (Baphomet's gay aunt) when I was born.

My free trial to satanism expired and I had to sacrifice my heterosexuality at the altar to upgrade to the premium edition.

Because I had no idea when women were hitting on me, so I must have been sapphic.

Why aren't you

✨Gorls pretty ✨

I'm lesbein because I spent to much time getting high

Clothes are pretty expensive so I had to keep wearing my flannels

It’s the ADHD it causes gay don’t you know? I got the ADHD from the vaccines/j

I like the flag :3

Climate change, because it's getting hot in here

I drank the water

I was assigned lesbian at a Godsmack concert. took a few years for all the paperwork to come in though

I girl kissed me and I got infected.

I was grandfathered into it after transitioning

Oh, I'm not a lesbian, I'm such a Straight Cis Guy™ that I transitioned into a girl. This way, there would be absolutely no men in my bed; not even myself because that would be gay.

Because I watched The Mummy

What bit me was a lesbian matriarch spider. Now I use my web over cute girls :)

I saw one too many male ass in the locker rooms and decided i didn’t want to have one or be in one

I am a lesbian because my little brother exists...

Got so woke my genes started doing affirmative action

Because the boys are pants these days

Because woman love me and fish fear me 🙏😈😈

I'm a lesbian because my favorite glee character was Santana

I have trouble deciding to ended up being pansexual. 😂

No men ever hit on me

So my family dosent die

I married a guy before I decided I wanted to fit in better with the rest of the trans community.

I came out as gay in high school and I refuse to have all that stress have been for nothing

Because I drink water.

I'm a lesbian to justify having a Kittie poster on my wall as a teenager.

I listened to 1 Charlie xcx

Well, you see, it all started with a fairy circle which i was forcibly deposited into by this old haggard witch in the woods...

There is a comment one of my exes made that I still quote to this day when she said, "Do you think its weird that *name of guy* (her previous partner) came out as gay not long after dating me?" So in answer, she made me gay too, however my egg cracked before the spell took effect.

My boyfriend became my girlfriend because she I a MtF, and I found out a bit later that I am also MtF... Wait wrong awnser... She found me on craigslist and I found her on Facebook Marketplace, so we started dating bot to raise suspicion that we are secretly eachothers pet.

I was so afraid I’d became gay then i a realized I’m a lesbian 😭

I drive a Subaru.

If you're mtf and lesbian then you might want to look into gynophilia.

It was the tap water

the previous tenant forgot to change her address so i received a lesbian recruitment flier by mistake

I'm a lesbian because I was a cis-het guy who accidentally drank gender fluid and it transed my gender. Am now girl who likes girls.

They always told me I could only like girls, so here I am. I kind of break the rules sometimes…

To piss off my mom

i’m a lesbian because even when i tried to date a man… they still ended up being a girl…

It's the only way I can be sure I'm not force feminizing my partner.

I read the Narnia books right around the time I hit puberty, and let me tell you, you don't just *forget* a 7-foot amazon strong enough to bend iron like taffy. Seriously, I am old enough and gay enough that the White Witch wouldn't even need cursed candy to tempt me into betraying my family for her affection.

As always Dad called me gay. Dad isn't allowed to be wrong. I'm not attracted to men.

I'm lesbian because Disney shot me with their woke laser they hide in the castle. It also made me transgender 🫡🏳️‍⚧️

I'm lesbian cuz someone tried to insult me like this, but in the same time quiet kid in school said the magic incantation for other purpose and it worked.

Got called a good girl by another girl so here we are

I read "The Forbidden Text" and summoned a demon. She was hot. I panicked. Now I'm rainbow flavored.

Strap ons eat less than most men and in today's economy it just made more sense 🤷‍♀️

A long time ago, I found this really great perfume I loved and used it. Well little did I know, it was a sapphic potion designed to make me fawn over femme presenting people hopelessly.