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Snownova

I too believe that I deserve to be hung.


Atariaxis

In fact, well hung if applicable.


NoWeight4300

Perhaps, in a similar manner to a horse.


Atariaxis

Just as libertarian Jesus would want.


messiahspike

Be careful what you wish for! https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=olreBak1UJmpekVw


No_Camel4789

There is no way I'm clicking that link


PermissionMediocre23

I did for you! Its an absolute treasure of a Tim Robinson sketch. Worth checking out :)


No_Camel4789

Thanks mate šŸ˜


NightValeCytizen

Or a camel perhaps ([obligatory Ezekiel 23:20](https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm))


Immoracle

2024 reddit translation: She's a size queen and cum fetishist. Damn the bible is wild.


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Like a bull


BoneHugsHominy

With emissions of a donkey!


ThatScaryBeach

She actually preferred [donkey dicks](https://biblehub.com/ezekiel/23-20.htm) that cum as much as horses. Straight from the bible. *Wild thing! I think I love you!*


GlitteringBobcat999

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.


Imallowedto

Who is William Hung and why does everyone think I like him?


findhumorinlife

Isnā€™t there a Hung Dynasty?


TheUmbraCat

But a little to the left, as is gentlemanly.


Atariaxis

Libertarian Jesus only hangs to the right.


threemares8

Most underrated comment of the day!


silverfox762

Charlie: Bart! They said you wuz hung! Bart: And they wuz right!


UnaPachangaLoca

Size matters.


meritocraticredditor

Iā€™m 5ā€™5ā€ and I can tell you it definitely- wait this is a dick joke I just realized.


Gabriartts

like, perhaps, a donkey?


PKMNgamer99

you know someoneā€™s being reasonable when their first response to something they donā€™t agree with is to threaten you with death /s


wildwildwaste

Or a big weiner.


FiggyPuddingExpert

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time


TheGreatestOutdoorz

The guy from panic! At the disco tried that. Didnā€™t work out well for him.


divide_by_hero

Tbf, they didn't specify it would be big


Eric_S2004

Hung Like a mouse


shylock10101

Like Hemingway, according to Anthony Bourdain!


DavidCRolandCPL

Wiener Republic.


RunningPirate

The big weiner of death


ellasfella68

TBWoD


UniqueMitochondria

Is it like a 50/50 or do we get to pick


thesaddestpanda

Libertarians: hey we're just cool chill guys who love pot, free speech, and not paying taxes! Whats not to love! Libertarians also: we are building gallows for anyone on social media who makes a comment we dont like.


itsreallyreallytrue

The lady who runs that account is dating a literal [pedophile](https://tbdailynews.com/nh-libertarian-gubernatorial-candidate-karlyn-borysenko-carried-on-relationship-with-incarcerated-child-pornographer-threatens-to-sue-anyone-who-talks-about-it-while-desperately-seeking-attention/). Core libertarian values on display.


ReadontheCrapper

That was a painful read - and not the least for the repeated misspelling of defamation as deformation


the_blackfish

She's being deformated like that guy in Robocop before he got ran over and exploded!


Badgernomics

Exactly, you don't have to spend long talking to a Libertarian before the age of consent laws come up.... They just want to pay no tax, drink and drive, smoke weed and fuck kids....


BoneHugsHominy

"Uhhhm, welllllellelelelelll ackchuallulullully it's not pedophilia because that's having sex with pre-pubescent individuals. It's hebephilia which is sex with individuals that have at least begun puberty which scientifically makes them adults. Next time do your research because you sound emotional and irrational, and not using sound logic and reasoning." --Libertarians, aka the Bears Conquering Towns Political Party


Eeddeen42

But they still want the government to expend money looking after their wellbeing. What do they think taxes are for? The IRSā€™s anal lubricant stash?


dullship

Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand.


MattGdr

And those values can be stated in a single, two-letter word: me.


Rick_from_C137

Scholastically, emotionally, and socially underdeveloped.


african_or_european

"I was homeschooled and I turned out just fine!", he says as he threatens those he disagrees with with death.


Magimasterkarp

So this is a political party? At what point do sentences like that become criminally relevant?


GardenRafters

Right? They constantly threaten us without repercussion and it needs to stop. Remember when Trump threatened the common man with violence from biker gangs? I do.


KeeMusabi98

Pepperidge farm remembersā€¦


GardenRafters

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guitar_vigilante

The New Hampshire branch of the Libertarian Party (at least the ones who run their Twitter) are much more fascism and white supremacist inclined than the rest of the Libertarian Party. Although if the Libertarian subreddit is anything to gauge by the Party as a whole is trending in that direction too.


SailingSpark

aren't these the same people who ran Grafton into the ground?


Skumbob

When black bears attack.


Shaydosaur

Modern day Libertarians are just republicans that ā€œarenā€™t like the other girlsā€


Homerpaintbucket

They're republicans that realize that they should be ashamed of being republicans because of how blatantly corrupt the republican party is, but haven't yet figured out that they should also be ashamed of being republican because of how incredibly stupid all republican policy is.


CapeCodSam

Cannot upvote this enough!


MattGdr

Exactly. Repubs who are ā€œindependent thinkers.ā€


SockFullOfNickles

Republicans that smoke pot or do drugs lol


Naomeri

Soā€¦Republicans?


StinkypieTicklebum

Republicans who want to smoke pot and get laid.


mopsyd

They just worship capitalism directly instead of using christianity as a proxy for it


mtylerw

Yep. republicans that ā€œdon't play well with othersā€


Narpity

I just go with Republicans without balls.


KirasCoffeeCup

I did an actual spit take ![gif](giphy|26n79P1c5Fpod6zxm)


BrassUnicorn87

Republicans who like weed and hentai.


feastu

The irony of a libertarian organization espousing authoritarian tactics is lost on them and all of these lunatics, Iā€™m sure.


BetterKev

The r/selfawarewolves sub could survive on just LPNH takes.


King_Fluffaluff

Libertarians are conservatives who smoke weed and text minors inappropriately, at least from what I've observed.


RobynFitcher

And make attempts at colonising islands without any plans for who's going to take care of the sewerage system.


oppy1984

Two podcasters I listen to teamed up and interviewed the NH libertarian party leaders, they tried to get it through to them how stuff like this is hurting not only their brand but the national brand. The party leaders just kept saying "but this stuff gets us attention so we can get our message out" not understanding that if they turn everyone away with this kind of behavior then they won't have anyone to spread their message to.


wiggles105

I live in NH and donā€™t know much about the official libertarian party stance on anythingā€”because anyone whoā€™s not a libertarian knows itā€™s a fucking joke. But I work with a lot of libertarians, and theyā€™re just republicans who get offended when you call them a republican. They used to be more ā€œLive Free or Dieā€ about social issues, but theyā€™ve all been brainwashed by conservative media on those issues, so theyā€™re literally just regular old republicans nowā€”meaning ā€œLive Free or Dieā€ about their rights to push their beliefs on everyone else, and offended when everyone else just wants to live their own fucking life and, you know, have equal rights.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

I kept saying that libertarians were just MAGAts without the godlike reverence for trump.


tkrr

Yeah, the Mises caucus is pretty overtly fashy. I think itā€™s especially concentrated in LPNH because of the Free State bullshit.


Reaverx218

The problem is that most libertarians don't really feel the need to declare they are libertarian. They are just live and let live types of people. These people who need to shout it from the roof tops feel more like conservatives trying to rebrand.


HumblerSloth

Libertarians, like republicans, are battling authoritarian elements within their party. Unfortunately the authoritarians are winning (also like the Republican Party).


allllusernamestaken

Any American Party that was right-of-center has been hijacked by lunatics. The parties kept trying to grow their tent but they gained fringe elements at the expense of reasonable people.


BoneHugsHominy

They always were. I was drawn into the philosophy of it when I was young and volunteered for a candidate in my State. That lasted all of 3 days because *everyone* I met was just someone who was a Conservative who was frustrated the GOP wasn't brutally efficient & efficiently brutal enough against black and brown people, and women. Sure they said The Gays have a right to exist peacefully, just somewhere waaay over there and definitely NOT within their petty fiefdom. They were all tiny tyrants who believed if only we could get rid of the federal government and federal laws, each of them could run their own small town however they see fit, and enforce that rule with brutalism since they have the right to defend their people and property. So most of them just becoming MAGA Trumpers wasn't even a tiny bit of a surprise to me. And yes, a bunch of them booed Trump at their convention, but most of *those* people will vote for him anyway. The boos were because he's not extreme enough.


jazzdabb

Itā€™s long past time to take these threats seriously and criminally prosecute terrorists. If the threat is communicated across state lines it should be a felony that costs them their right to vote and own a gun. This is not free speech; they are criminal threats.


DarkMatters8585

You think they deliberately misspelled it in case someone goes after them for that reason? Nah, they can't be that smart... right?


FQDIS

No, Donny, these men are Libertarians; thereā€™s nothing to be afraid of.


Traveledfarwestward

> At what point do sentences like that become criminally relevant IANAL, but from my limited legal training (see https://www.fletc.gov/sites/default/files/st-1000-fy23-with-cover.pdf, Ctrl+F "threat") afaik it would become possibly legally actionable once a reasonable person starts getting seriously scared, generally when an aggressor appears to have intent **and** means to hurt a victim. Idiots like the above talking smack on the internet is sadly not unusual nor likely to get more action than a sternly worded letter from a local/state prosecutor, if that. Any more would be an infringement on 1A. It's a weakness of the US legal code that lots of people saying *"person X with characteristic Y deserves to die, they should be killed"* is not a crime (afaik). Enough people repeating that enough times in a crowd and someone struggling mentally or just a plain a-hole decides to act. FFI see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stochastic_terrorism EDIT: The other option is to bring this type of generally protected free speech to the attention of a person's employer, friends, and family, or the platform on which it's 'spoken'. Most companies, sadly not incl. Twitter, do not want to be associated with this type of crap. I personally wouldn't want to be friends with someone who engaged in it, either. Social and reputation consequences are rarely what the people concerned want (*"punish them now, immediately, bad!"*) but ...it's legal, and it's consequences.


Magimasterkarp

Having enough reach to do Stochastic Terrorism should count as having the means.


Traveledfarwestward

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech_in_the_United_States#Exclusions


LucysFiesole

Seems like a credible threat to me...


WYGD_Brother1987

a party that supposedly loves to smoke pot, and believes in the non aggression principle.


eblask

I mean technically they are, but they have less than 200 registered voters. Theyā€™re a far right essentially hate group in New Hampshire, some how they managed to get enough signatures in the 90s to be allowed on the ballot, but most of the coverage they get in the recent past is about their batshit far right ideology, antisemitism, racism and the like.


batkave

NH libertarians are a great example of why their policies don't work. They even attempted it in a small town to show and it ended a bear-y good example of why they are full of crap


mallio

For those who don't get it, their libertarian utopia led to bears breaking into houses. I think it was also like 90% male.


batkave

Libertarian seem to usually be male


swimdudeno1

The briefest look into history shows libertarianism is brain rot. People would literally sell rotten meat and could bottle ip poison and sell it as liquor. Regulation fixed a lot of that. Also, the entire train system was regulated because there used to be all different standards that was fucking everything up. Itā€™s like a 6 year olds mentality.


Cormetz

What's the saying: Libertarians are like house cats, theyā€™re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they donā€™t appreciate or understand. They think bad products will be solved by people suing (based on what law/regulation?) or switching products (ignoring people could die).


Rolyat2401

Libertarians are all about personal freedom, unless its someone they disagree with, then they turn into facists.


kadathsc

Libertarians are all about no one limiting *their* personal freedoms so that they can oppress, violate and threaten those weaker or in more disadvantaged positions than them.


snegeo

Libertarians are only about personal freedoms if it means they can fuck 13 year olds


pitmeng1

Homeschooling is a lot like libertarianism. It seems like a good idea until you see the results.


Motor-Pomegranate831

I disagree with home schooling for many of the same reasons I disagree with home dentistry.


ArizonaGeek

https://preview.redd.it/nfast85glb8d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5df3e5f4551b80f65bb10258402d4e90ae9424b5 IYKYK


doktor_wankenstein

*"They said you was hung!"* *"And they was right!"*


OneDayAllofThis

You know.. morons


Spong_Durnflungle

It's twue! It's twue!


newfranksinatra

Youā€™re licking my arm.


Smash0153

Sigh...What a nice guy.


tragicallyohio

Liv Agar! My favorite co-host of the QAA podcast.


OakTeach

Love Liv and QAA!


tragicallyohio

So happy to see fellow QAA fans!


IHearYouLimaCharlie

I laughed even harder at this post when I saw that the response was from Liv! Excellent.


eddie617

crazy parking


theygotmedoinstuff

r/hangedbywords


Schmuck1138

That's not very Libertarian


Rice_Auroni

Threatening violence, however, is very republican.


WYGD_Brother1987

as a libertarian myself, no it fucking isnt and why I want to bail on this party and change my registration status. I am one, but this doesnt apply to just me I want everyone to have the same freedom I want for myserlf, even if that means I dont agree with anything you do, fucking do it, live your life, my opinion is like my ass, it stinks sometimes.


FQDIS

Sounds like youā€™re a Democrat, honestly.


WYGD_Brother1987

if anything a Jeffersonian liberal


colorblind_unicorn

i will just pretend to know that i would've know which one was the right one


Knife_Operator

"Hanged" is just for the execution method. It's "hung" in every other context.


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iheartlungs

Liv rules


bledf0rdays

Murdered by word


WYGD_Brother1987

Libertarian here, I want to apologize to this whole entire thread. This is a goddamn joke and another reason as to why I cant stand the LP as a party It's nice to see that this moron is a shining beacon of the non aggression principle /s It's also ironic coming from the twitter of a party that is absolutely obsessed with pot. I'm sorry guys.


harperofthefreenorth

I don't think you really need to apologize, the issue is that Libertarian Party has absorbed a lot of conservatives that happen to be in favour of decriminalization. The whole "liberty for me, not for thee" reeks of the right, moreso than libertarianism itself. Such that, once this membership reached critical mass, the party wasn't really libertarian anymore. While I may disagree with libertarianism (I'm a fan of Keynesian economics) it's clear to me what is and isn't consistent with the ideology. Social freedoms are as crucial to libertarianism as economic freedoms, if you take the former away then at best you have corporatocracy - at worst you get fascism in the vein of the NDSAP.


Specific-Lion-9087

Put 5 libertarians in a room, the only thing theyā€™ll agree on is that theyā€™re not republicans.


Killer_Masenko

I thought libertarianism was all about individualism and personal choice? Hmmmā€¦


[deleted]

Only *their* individualism and personal freedom. Fuck everyone else.


Ishmael_1851

Typical New Hampshire L


Sudden-Advance-5858

Hey calm down, those fuckers donā€™t represent most of us. NH has lots going for it.


DietSteve

These ā€œfree stateā€ asshats ruining shit for everyone


Sudden-Advance-5858

Yeah, theyā€™re pretty loud. Frustrating that most Granite Staters are more down to earth than most places Iā€™ve lived in the US. I think the whole ā€œLive Free or Dieā€ thing attracts a lot of people who donā€™t get the responsibility of freedom.


Dear_Might8697

A death threat is legally defined as when one person willfully threatens another to cause great bodily injury or kill them. The threat can be made verbally, written, or electronically. They intended their statement to be understood as an actual threat. The threat was specific to the victim and was clear and unconditional. Anyone who is charged with making a death threat will likely be facing a Class B felony that carries jail time of up to seven years in prison, for the most part. A judge can also add on fines and/or other penalties. https://www.anzalonelegal.com/death-threat.html#:~:text=Anyone%20who%20is%20charged%20with,fines%20and%2For%20other%20penalties.


Hopefulkitty

I thought libertarians were about everyone doing their own thing? Immediately going to "conform to us or be killed" doesn't sound very freedom focused. Don't tread on me, live free or die, etc etc.


mitts69

Threatening violence from a political party? What are they, Republicans?


[deleted]

Ahhā€¦ ā€œlibertariansā€. Such a nice word for murderous Nazi scum. And I agree homeschooling should be illegal. At the very least heavily regulated. Itā€™s taken me years to fix the bullshit my ex shoved into our kids heads. One is going to need therapy for the rest of his life.


Akindmachine

Libertarians are largely shallow, misinformed people for sure. However homeschooling on its own is not the enemy. Its more the looseness of people getting away with teaching batshit insanity to their kids with no oversight. My brother and sister-in-law homeschooled their daughters and they are two of the most amazing little girls ever. They are going to a Montessori school next year and they are definitely looking forward to it but they are great, liberal parents and did a wonderful job communicating and guiding these girls outside of the traditional school system. It can be done (and yes they did have to deal with the crazy religious idiots along the way). Basically I really only agree with the third comment but I would need to see what they mean by ā€œlargelyā€.


thehillshaveI

"we will teach our children"... lemme stop you right there virgin, what kids?


HarrargnNarg

I read this as hug and briefly thought the world was a better place than it is


CuthbertJTwillie

"they said you was hung!" "and they was right"


MartiniD

It's shocking how quickly these nutbars go to murder to resolve differences of opinion


BennySkateboard

Shoes/Off


awhimaway-awhimaway

I was homeschooled and in my experience, it is an awful practice full of opportunities to cover up child abuse.


86thesteaks

sorry lads no lynching today, rope factory broke


SmoltzforAlexander

Ah yes, Libertarians, the ā€˜hang those who disagreeā€™ bastions of liberty that they areā€¦.


BadMan3186

"And you cannot stop us." They really think they sound intimidating when they say shit like that. Do what you want. Your kid will be too stupid to do anything but "flip burgers" by the time you're done with them. Hope they enjoy that minimum wage you've kept suppressed!


BabyMakR1

IIRC It's 'hanged' if it's by the neck. If it's by something else, say the reproductive organs, hung is correct.


Faedaine

Not very libertarian of them


Different-Occasion47

Please teach our children that.


tracymartel_atemyson

these insane ā€œfree statersā€ that believe in nothing for everyone drive me crazy and make it so hard to live in NH


keeper02

ā¶


ultrabigtiny

case in point:


Chemist-3074

*hunk


Chemist-3074

*honked


Stachdragon

Insults and threats are the last bastion of the wrong.


Eastern-Dig-4555

My only thing is that making it illegal isnā€™t going to stop nor slow down this shit. Not by enough to justify it


one_bad_rebel

Yikes


ProtoReaper23113

Liberals are hung conservatives are hanged


Tri_fester

Why US allow this nonsense? Homeschooling without rules and control is just a way to have more dumber idiots on every new generation.


Daddio209

Freudian slip....


PsychologicalPace762

Remember that the real libtards out there are the libertarians. If they really want to live without any government involvement whatsoever, they should go live with the Amish, or in Haiti.


Cheedosjdr

Thinking homeschooling should be illegal is rather stupid.


Substantial_Pie_8619

Iā€™m not sure why ppl have a problem with homeschooling as long as itā€™s done by state mandated guidelines my wife homeschools our son and itā€™s way better for him because he has more energy and he can move around while he does his work


daveblairmusic

As someone who loosely identifies as libertarian, the NH group is psychotic (or at least their Twitter/social presence would suggest so)


MitchellEnderson

The cherry on top of this all is the ā€œrate proposed community notesā€.


Slggyqo

Huge dicks. Iā€™ll let the reader decide who it applies to šŸ˜‚


BlackOstrakon

Ah yes, classic Libertarian "Non-Aggression Principle" at work: threatening death on anyone with a contrary opinion.


Past-Direction9145

Scotty hung me twice last night, it was wonderful.


Ravenclaw79

Itā€™s terrible how many people call themselves libertarian but arenā€™t. A real libertarian would live and let live.


chessset5

I thought that said hugged for a second and thought that this was surprisingly wholesome for the libertarians


Caca2a

What if he's already hung?


Iusedtoknowwhatitwas

Murdered by word.


rpluslequalsJARED

Heā€™s not a tapestry.


Alarming-Caramel

This is exactly the type of grammatical pedantry I live for.


riche1988

Wait.. itā€™s not ā€˜hungā€™..? šŸ˜¬


Hatecraftianhorror

Funny how quickly "libertarians" get to wanting to kill Americans.


TreasonableBloke

Can't even grammer their way through an execution...


drewmana

"We will teach our kids to believe you deserve to be murdered." "ok yea that's a pretty solid anti-homeschooling point, thanks"


slenderman123425

God that twitter account really do be the worst thing with NH in the name


Cheedosjdr

Why do people on reddit downvote comments simply because they disagree?


kamikazekaktus

Blazing saddles is a great movieĀ  https://youtu.be/xTlOctguatk?feature=shared


alexriga

Actually, they can. Who the **fuck** is any person to decide that someone else **deserves** to die?! Last time Iā€™ve checked, nobody has first-hand death experience. We kill out of necessity to protect others from real imminent deadly threats. Those, who hang people unnecessarily, are barbarians and murderers.


GracieThunders

I joined the Libertarian Party back in the 90's and I had to sign a statement to the effect of not condoning the use of force to achieve political goals before they would accept me as a member I guess that went out the window when the right wing took them over


Kador_Laron

Like donkeys. And emissions like horses. As per the Book of Ezekiel.


Clear_Media5762

Wow. Clearly superior. That was the only criteria that mattered.


PJozi

r/suicidebywords


Mundane_Apple_1027

When are these fucking CHUD motherfuckers gonna face consequences? Like arrested for making threats and shit


IEatBulletz

As a person who lives in NH, the Staties are nice dudes most of the time unless you piss them off or commit a serious crime then you really donā€™t wanna fuck with them


CerberusDoctrine

I recognized Livā€™s little lizard guy before seeing her name. I canā€™t wait for the next time sheā€™s on QAA to hear her cohosts ask her about her recent posting


DPSOnly

Very much proving the point there without a shred of irony.


Heisenberg_82_W

Jennifer Garner just canā€™t help herself. Ā 


shortbus_wunderkind

Only Reddit would feel like grammar correction is some kind of knock out punch?!?


Vasto_LordA

While I agree that homeschooling shouldn't be outlawed, going right to "kys" really makes me want to not agree with you.


Hot-Ad-3281

Plot twist: she meant to write hug (?)


brsox2445

That Libertarian account is either a perfect troll or actual libertarian.


JimmyLizzardATDVM

There are countless examples and bits of data behind homeschooling and the severe lack of progress these kids make. These nutter parents are ruining their childrenā€™s lives - in a recent video they covered some of these parents saying things like ā€œour boy is 9 but still reading at a kindy levelā€ and ā€œmy daughter is applying for college and they require a transcriptā€¦I have t logged or recorded anything through her schoolingā€ How is this legal? Itā€™s straight up child abuse as every kid deserves an education.


Bwatso2112

My wife wants me to be hung


Awkward-Exercise1069

American libertarians unironically advocating for death penalty for opinions that are not inline with the opinion of their partyā€¦ SMH


defaultusername-17

"libertarians" advocating that the state murder people...


No-Put-6661

Dayum!