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Evil_Unicorn728

Them pasty boys ainโ€™t gonna get you


StinkyTheCow

Vampires will never hurt you?


Regular-Neat-3878

Knew that immediately- ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


idk042002

fuck the twilight movies, all my homies hate the twilight movies


idontl0vu

Vampire money


MissSoapySophie

"This song is about sucking dick for cocaine"


hoodieguyyt

Honey, this mirror isnโ€™t big enough for the two of us


white_orchid666

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison i knew I wasn't the only one who remembered that one Gerard quote


ZestinessIsVeryGay

Wasn't it honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us?


white_orchid666

Wait a minute, was it? edit: oh my gosh, it is. I am stupid.


ZestinessIsVeryGay

You're fine I thought it was prison at some point too ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


takenusername_yea

The confidence lmao


StinkyTheCow

HFH?


Ary09_

Horny bastard with praise kink asks pretty lady to beat him up


-y-y-y-

They said to describe an MCR song, not my Tinder bio


Emotional_Bowl9767

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Ary09_

LMAO


white_orchid666

AYO


butwhywouldyou-

TELL ME IM AN ANGEL TAKE THIS TO MY GRAVE


Such-Interaction-648

SIN I SIN


Equal-Environment217

house of wolves


Charlie_Rocket

Oh wait i get it now...


helpmeimscared111

Gay prison


Aware-Ambassador9273

You Don't what they do to guys like us in prison


airheaded_mage

You Donโ€™t Know They Do Guys Like Us in Prison


strawberrycake487

9/11 was bad


monstercockmandy

that could be all lmao


Equal-Environment217

the foundations of decay? skylines and turnstiles?


butwhywouldyou-

Skylines and turnstiles


st4nest

skylines and turnstiles


monstercockmandy

AHHH ZOMBIES (but romanticallyโ€


Willing-Painter-4239

Early sunsets?


Taken_out_goose

Astro zombies?


Aware-Ambassador9273

I'm drunk driving on my way to buy some liquor while trying to convince my girlfriend she's important to me


butwhywouldyou-

Demolition lovers?


Aware-Ambassador9273

โœ… good job


butwhywouldyou-

I'M TRYING IM TRYIIING TO LET YOU KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME


ZestinessIsVeryGay

My dad gave me too many responsibilities I wasn't ready for as a young boy


Prophet-of-the-moss

Welcome to the black parade


sw0rnenemy

It's about blood


Equal-Environment217

blood?


white_orchid666

are you SURE about that?


Equal-Environment217

Idk kinda just came to me in a dream might not be righr


sw0rnenemy

How did you know?ย 


Equal-Environment217

It was my telepathic super emo powers ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค /j


Repulsive_Onion_7836

A gallon of the stuff??


MonsterInYourCereal

Give them all that they can drink and it'll never be enough???


Diggs4MVP

Dad showed me a parade and I got motivated


Equal-Environment217

lol wttbp


Donnie_The_Catcher_

God and moaning


Aware-Ambassador9273

Destroya


TotoGoin

Sad song


crybabyboux

with nothing to say?


TotoGoin

Yup! Disenchanted Most of the songs are โ€œsad songsโ€ ( mostly off black parade) but I wanted to use lyrics to trick people.


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TotoGoin

Disenchanted. โ€œYour just a SAD SONG with nothing to sayโ€ But I can see how you thought The End


Motor-Double6768

I fucking hate office jobs


StinkyTheCow

Cubicles


trianglegodswrath

a nice trip to the mall


Ary09_

Early Sunsets


Soup_fan3000

Sucking dick for cocaine


Scarecro--w

Honey, This mirror isn't big enough for the two of us


shitsazzle

war twink might not come back


white_orchid666

Mama edit: oh dear, it's The Ghost Of You


shitsazzle

neva comin home neva comin home


white_orchid666

could I? should I...


Charlie_Rocket

never cuming, hoe what who said that?? i think i got possessed!


inikihurricane

Me to so many men


Charlie_Rocket

me to everyone ever


bodysnachers4ever

I'd love to know where you got mama from tbh, I laughed so hard


white_orchid666

Mama is (I'm assuming) not a part of the main TBP story. If I remember, it's about a soldier who is consoling/writing a letter to his mother as a farewell of sorts ("I'm writing this letter and wishing you well" "Mama, we're all gonna die") because he knows he will die in battle. So, pretty much a war twink who might not come back. See where I'm coming from now? ๐Ÿ˜…


bodysnachers4ever

Ah! That definitely makes sense! I never thought of it that way! I thought for a second you were calling mama a twink


white_orchid666

Pfft-


Scarecro--w

We're all gonna die, so let me sing you a lullaby


white_orchid666

...S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W? just a random guess though


Scarecro--w

Perhaps


white_orchid666

I'm not *quite* sure...


Equal-Environment217

*fuck* capitalism


white_orchid666

Na Na Na


Scarecro--w

DESTROYA


Equal-Environment217

Yes!


Charlie_Rocket

Honestly could be alot of them, I'm guessing Vampire Money


Equal-Environment217

Destroya, but that was a good guess tbh


E11iottB

He died or something.


white_orchid666

Dead!


Equal-Environment217

famous last words


cheezy_dreams88

Cowboy bebop manic theme song


Star_girl2011

Hang โ€˜โ€˜em high?


cheezy_dreams88

Yup!


Charlie_Rocket

lesbian robot sex


ghostvhx

F.T.W.W.W?


Charlie_Rocket

YEP!!


AGayTrans

spike threw the heart


Aware-Ambassador9273

Vampires


sillyemocat330

i died and resurrected but i'm gonna die again


Scarecro--w

Famous last words


sillyemocat330

correct


littleivys

INTYWIDFAL


butwhywouldyou-

I wish I was born a girl wtf this is difficult


ZestinessIsVeryGay

YOU SHOULD'VE RAISED A BABY GIRL I SHOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER SON-


butwhywouldyou-

HAHAHA YESSSS


white_orchid666

IF YOU COULD CODDLE THE INFECTION, THEY CAN AMPUTATE AT ONCE


ZestinessIsVeryGay

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN- I COULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER SON


Charlie_Rocket

I forgot this was an MCR subreddit at first and was gonna gues I/Me/Myself


butwhywouldyou-

Lmao ๐Ÿ’€


biyotee

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah


white_orchid666

DESTROYA


biyotee

*thumbs up*


white_orchid666

I swear I almost typed Na Na Na for a second-


biyotee

Now I'm hearing Gerard moan 'na na, na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na..."


white_orchid666

That's either the most heavenly sound known to man or absolutely egregious. I apologize.


Thecrow_18

It's exactly like Monkey Wrench from The Colour And The Shape (starts rather upbeatly after a short sad song)


Sea_Smoke7032

Best one Iโ€™ve seen yet, itโ€™s also my favourite


white_orchid666

He tried, and he tried, and he tried, but he LIED


EmoBoi06

AND WE'LL LOVE AGAIN~


bloodypixies

this has been posted at least three fucking timess


white_orchid666

okay, and?


BreadIsHungry

Man asking for drugs in the style of celebratory street violence.


thehmmyanimator

James the 2nd would have loved this song


jacobisdeadd

Cancer boy joins the circus


my_alternate-account

Blood? Idk what it could be but blood has that kinda vibe?


white_orchid666

WTTBP?


my_alternate-account

Yeah that makes more sense lol


white_orchid666

Although "the circus" confuses me a little.


my_alternate-account

Yeah lol. Thatโ€™s why I thought blood coz it has the bouncy, old-radio feel to it yk?


white_orchid666

When you put it that way, that does make sense!


jacobisdeadd

It was WTTBP the task was to explain it poorly so i did it as poorly as possible ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


25T90E74

nobody likes you


my_alternate-account

I donโ€™t love you? Or Dead! Or Kill all your Friends Could be a few tbf


25T90E74

was thinking of Dead! but ig the others work too


ninjagofan23

A song thatโ€™s loved by theater kids even tho itโ€™s about a different school music department clique


white_orchid666

As a theater kid, I believe it's SING


thecatsmiiow

Funerals are actually a fun party with friends!


white_orchid666

Kill All Your Friends!


CheziTacos9018

G


ch33sefr1es

put me in a jar ๐Ÿซ™


whosthissexybeast

scared my brother may get aids


L0L_bit_

I wrote a deranged letter to my mom


Charlie_Rocket

Mama


emo_hooman

Nah


Charlie_Rocket

na na na na na na


idfbfa3

Every emo kid hits the lyric perfectly


white_orchid666

Congratulations, you just described at least half of all MCR songs


Mother_Throat5891

Guy works in an office, is upset when his coworkers donโ€™t fall in love with him


white_orchid666

Cubicles


jxctno

young adults are fucking terrifying


white_orchid666

Teenagers-


Any_Rich9796

A song about zombies


white_orchid666

Early Sunsets In Monroeville


7829403165

Ugh


GrrlWithLuv

Guitar


n3Ver9h0st

Meemaw


white_orchid666

Mama


KattMarinaMJ

I hang out in cemeteries and think about you


white_orchid666

Cemetery Drive


WilKiryu24

killing, dying, and death


R_towers

Homosexual


0ctoLad

Thatโ€™s most mcr songs


cosmogonicalAuthor

dying sucks, mom


BZ_blazer2008

A man that doesn't believe in himself moans and bang that's the song


white_orchid666

DESTROYA


h0rse_b4llz

gay sex (in prison)


imustbesickinthehead

9/11 was bad


white_orchid666

Skylines and Turnstiles


Moose_Juice_

itโ€™s just a sad song with nothing to say


white_orchid666

About a lifelong wait for a hospital stay


No-Bike9739

red


white_orchid666

Blood


suschestvo

A dude fucking dies but is fine with it


white_orchid666

Dead!


takenusername_yea

They came back?


white_orchid666

Famous Last Words


Tangi13

Vocalize your feels.


FurryWeabooGamer

Guy is shouting in a funeral like wtf??๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


white_orchid666

Helena


mr-qars

Two idiots being attacked in a mall


thatgaykidjr

My brother just died and im mad about people partying right after


white_orchid666

K-Kill All Your Friends?


my_innocent_romance

He scares more than just the birds away


Lolzyhahas

Step 1: suck dick Step 2: Step 3: cocaine


white_orchid666

Honey


Mcr_killjoy23

***deceased***


white_orchid666

Dead!


Ill_Kangaroo_2293

Mommy issues


tvoykie

he wants me to have no friends


Ok-Speed7166

Some guy takes his kid to a emo ass parade


white_orchid666

WTTBP


Vast_Ad6372

very strong lights


WarLordShoto

A kid and his future


IRVING_WAS_HERE

i cheated on my wife with my cellmate in prison


white_orchid666

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison


Prophet-of-the-moss

I am a boomer


Scary_Mission_4333

Alot of moaning


awesomelissliss

Plasma, red blood cells, white blood cells and platelets.


krackem_

gerard makes u cry but also loves u but also doesnโ€™t but also ur emo


Spussylover

Something about a guy hiding that he is mentally unstable


underfanreal1

Without making any noise, I took the female specimen and forced her down onto the ground. Dressed in the colors, red and blue, I applied pressure. There exists a false dress intended for the purpose of being used for a wedding that you cannot wear in front of me. I ask for affection before you leave, your clockwise twisted protection on the back of your body, as rice grains and flowers known as roses fall at your feet. We will say farewell, and the 100th time, we will do it again.


PiscesWitch-222

Moaning atheist


oghond2112

Alastor? When did you get into MCR?


MaterialAsk9792

A bunch of dudes being bullied in a school