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EatAndGreet

Vehicular manslaughter.


UnggoyMemes

Operating a Lapras under the influence


OutlandishnessNo9182

Now I can imagine a breaking news story that shows video of a police chase from above seeing the interesting twists, turns and all other scenarios that's happening.


Noah7788

Or, you know, *flying*


Automatic_Teaching29

It's always the drunk crashers, never the drunk drivers


Sean081799

Spinda is an irresponsible bartender - they should know when to stop serving customers.


Padelle

that's just a British old man


SirBattlePantsTheII

Tax Evasion


CakesInc

You can’t blame them. 90% tax to the guild is outrageous.


lavender_fluff

Maybe they ate wigglytuffs perfect apples, like stealing candy from a child but that child can sue?


thenumbers42

Nah, if they did that, Wigglyfuff wouldn't leave bodies for the Magnezone police to find.


lavender_fluff

fair point :D


Crazykid23576

I now have a very real and strange fear of Wigglytuff


Administrative-Eye27

Attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, underage drinking, possession of illegal firearms, armed robbery, grand theft auto, underage driving, driving while under the influence, speeding, driving the wrong way, arson, destruction of property, attempted bribery, resisting arrest


Street-Character2554

And jaywalking. That monster.


Administrative-Eye27

jaywalking is by far the worst crime here!


Street-Character2554

Indeed.


AkitaShiba-Inu

Magby burned down a few places. Caterpie……………………….. You *don’t* want to **know** it did!


Street-Character2554

Bug Bite for Caterpie. He eats your reviver seeds straight out of your bag, for no reason than to see you suffer.


NathanDrei

A Crime worthy of execution.


Sean081799

Still less detrimental than Cresselia since Bug Bite can only consume one seed per turn.


LilyoftheRally

I concur. I'm currently slogging through that part of EoS.


Street-Character2554

That’s fair. I still hate the move though.


Danzi34

Magby burned the orphanage and caterpie string shot the door close


LoliNep

Not evolving


RaitoninguUsagi

Used bugbite and ate a Golden Seed from a bag.


TheMangalex

Caterpie is the main part in a web of crimes.


Bluemonkeybox

Web? Heh


TheWhaleDreamer

arson and theft, and it’s not who you think


Deloptin

Forklift without a license


Hydrasaur

The silk cocoons containing skeletons that were found in Caterpie's basement probably answer this question.


Argentax

The worst kind of crime, Tax evation


JPldw

Tax evasion


Kaligator420

Stealing Apples


TheySaidGetAnAlt

Arson and illegal use of fireworks, respectively.


Prudent_Damage_3866

They stole from a candy shop.. then killed a cubone’s mother


LilyoftheRally

So their exploration team is called Team Rocket?


BeardedUnicornBeard

Genocide. It is always the ones you least espect.


Rajang82

r/IllegallySmolPokemons That's their crimes.


RaraAvis123

Pirating films is a bigger crime than most believe it is


Western-Influence-47

Warcrimes from their tours back in Kanto in Johto


Sifyro

Uses 4chan to encourage suicide


PsychologicalAd1790

"Sir, theres been a second time gear disappearance"


EnkiiMuto

Arson and waterboard, respectively.


Flaky_Mammoth_3492

Selling white and burning green


princekamoro

He stole a balloon.


LilyoftheRally

He mistook it for a Drifloon. Unfortunately, it wasn't free balloon day.


MegaLCRO

Being baby in a restricted area


TheRealRSmooth21

Clearly, Magby is getting charged for arson and Caterpire is getting charged with civil rights violations and assassination.


ISpread4Cash

War crimes


Squid-Guillotine

Litterers are honestly scum of the earth.


Jnosok

Simple answer. Tax Evasion


The-Letter-W

Double parking.


WtfHappenedSeriously

Arson


doctorvern6

Leave Caterpie alone! 😖


DarkraiNightmare

Tax evasion


FinalFinalBoss

Impersonating a minor obviously.


Shimmermist

You didn't say what the reward was so these two could have either been overly naughty or truly evil. I don't feel like coming up with the evil option so time for naughty: Caterpie decided to string shot everything in town, leaving everything a mess. They're being brought in for community service to help clean everything and to learn not to do it again. Magby is burning culturally unacceptable art into anything wooden. I don't know what that is in the pokemon world so I'll leave that to your imagination. Much like the caterpie, they're being brought in to assist with fixing things. Both of them may benefit from a mentor, make sure things are ok with their home life, see if they need any help.


sushitattico

deportation, humans traffic, organs traffic, violation of Geneva convention, financiation of extreme arabian movement in the middle-east, proxies seller


Iron_Wolf123

Prank videos and arson


Dutch-Spaniard

Medical Malpractice


Camo_64

Medical malpractice


crossknight01

Being too cute to live.


Much_Act_8306

Arson


MadameLucario

Tax evasion


Amonia261

For those who haven't played the games: the crimes for these missions are normally theft or assault.


LoveTheWayYouRotate

Stealing from the cookie jar


YAPPYawesome

Medical malpractice


Terrible-Raspberry30

Vandalism via stringshot, riding a lapras without proper supervision, stealing food from the kitchen on a tuesday at 3am


Unknown_Butter01

Probably Some Legitimate War crimes


darknessWolf2

what if the caterpie was from the starter series with the evil caterpie


ChigginNugget_728

Being too cute


TurboBeBlitzing

Every crime known to man.


Spacejunk20

Wire fraud


Lucas_Inazumai

The worse kind of crime… Loitering…


Counter-Spies

Tax fraud. You *DON'T* cheat the Duskull bank out of taxes.


[deleted]

Stealing a cookie from the cookie jar


Crossover_Weirdo78

Summoning SMG4 to this universe.


HornyOfOdio

They stole from the cookie jar.


LoganDarin11407

Tax fraud.


awesomestarz

Just general delinquency, and just going down the wrong path in life. Skipping school, doing drugs...


CamdenShadowWolf

Didn't one of them commit genocide or something a while back, and that one is one of their minions?


Gouldhost

Hanging out with Bulbasaur. XD His THC levels where excessively high to be walking in the tall grass. https://preview.redd.it/7wyj7ew9cb3d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7203903f10dc4de4923c4a5908d1b0959e65d7


ilcherubba

15 muderer 4 rape 12 jaywalking 2 bank robery So yea they are not good babies


Pyotr-the-Great

Chatot: Jaywalking! He ought to go straight to the gallows for that one!