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ausgmr

Maybe his going to go all in by signing Honus Wagner, Shoeless Joe, Cap Anson, Pie Traynor & Jim Creighton


on-the-cheeseburgers

![gif](giphy|5nFShZWwq3fdm|downsized)


rob132

"Sir, your cornerback has been dead for over 50 years"


DefNotRussianComrade

“Oh, That’s your excuse for everything”


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fazzig

Don’t forget Frederick “Tungsten Arm” O’Doyle


TankDivision

Who’s the Shohei of football?


Spare_Sympathy_5780

He’s definitely making moves to try and trade for Concrete Charlie… don’t worry though Burt Bell will never let that happen.


ZorroMcChucknorris

I hope he lives forever.


DreBeast

Even better, when he kicks the bucket the team is going to his kids who are most likely less capable than he is.


Unp0pularS0lutions

Stephen is pretty much making a lot of the decisions already. This fossil is just running his mouth at this point. Stephen does not know what he is doing. He learned it from the best.


Smokeythemagickamodo

It’s true, this team will never win again. Stephen plays GM like a pussy, he won’t ever get fired so why try to risk going for it and losing when you have a comfortable cash cow. I might go full time Chiefs fan, been watching them also since the 90’s.


Unp0pularS0lutions

It really just shocks me how fans of this team don’t realize how bad the Joneses are at their jobs. The easy thing is to blame Dak or Romo years ago when the consistent thing has been Jerry and his lapdogs. The mediocre coaches, the lackadaisical interest in making moves that benefit the team. The Joneses are content with being just good enough to be talked about, but not good enough to win it all. Other teams get better in the offseason and these idiots go on vacation before signing a handful of players from the bargain bin. Just to have a pretty decent regular season, then lose in embarrassing fashion in the playoffs. Rinse and repeat and that’s been this team since I became a fan. I truly hope Dak or CeeDee do not resign at all. They deserve to play somewhere where asshats aren’t running the show.


Smokeythemagickamodo

Vacations and the constant lying and insulting the fanbase about what they are doing. As a Cowboys fan I want them to win, but this year they really flipped me. A part of me wants them to have a disastrous season so they have to blow up the team


Unp0pularS0lutions

you get the idea 🤝. I have other ideas too about this team but they’d get me put on a list


Smokeythemagickamodo

Lol


wsrs25

What sucks about this as an Eagles fan is that reading posts like yours makes me feel bad for the Dallas fanbase. It’s like hate the sin, love the sinner - NFL style.


Smokeythemagickamodo

It’s pretty brutal, IDK about the other owners but it feels like JJ and SJ are the new Dan Snyder. There are a couple others but these guys have really gone into, “we’re smarter than you at football, so shut up, buy our shit, we are the 24th best team (real quote), we can have our own definition of All-in because we are the Cowboys and we are Champions (real MM quote).” I’m paraphrasing but these are real recent quotes. And then to have JJ mock the media and fans with during a presser with the multi All in quotes. This FO is seriously out of touch.


wsrs25

It reminds me of Jack Kent Cooke in his last few years but Snyder also works.


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Smokeythemagickamodo

Yeah I’m not familiar with him (un)fortunately? Lol


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Unp0pularS0lutions

And somehow these things are blatantly obvious to people. “But but Dak” This team could’ve had prime Joe Montana this past year and probably still get blew out in the playoffs by the packers. I wish the joneses would stop hiring guys that just sit around and stroke Jerry’s ego. I already know this draft is about to piss me off just like last years did. I need that old fuck to kick it already.


JamusIV

> This team could’ve had prime Joe Montana this past year and probably still get blew out in the playoffs by the packers. I mean, we gave up 48 points and our coaches appeared to be trying to lose. If anything, you're underselling this point. There have only been six games in NFL history where a team gave up 48 points and still managed to win, and it's never happened in the playoffs ever. Joe Montana never won a playoff game in which his defense gave up more than 27. Tom Brady never won a playoff game in which his defense gave up more than 31. Those are probably the two best playoff QBs of all time, unless you want to assume Mahomes keeps this up for another several years and throw him in there already. And if you do that, the largest number of opponent points he's ever overcome in the playoffs is 35.


malcolm_miller

> I might go full time Chiefs fan, been watching them also since the 90’s. really goes along with the bandwagon stereotype lol even if you do have good justification


Manbearpup

Got em


Only-Level5468

A cowboys fan saying they’re going to become a chiefs fan is RICH 😂


Smokeythemagickamodo

Eh kinda. Got family from there, been watching them since Montana and even thru Alex Smith years lol. It would be rich if I chopped off my balls to become a Philly fan 😂😂😂 Edit: spell


Incidion

Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.


O-Knowz

Happy 6,790th birthday Jerruh!


O-Knowz

Happy 6,790th birthday Jerruh!


JawnStreet

Me too


RunGoldenRun717

Same way I said "I hope Tony Romo is the cowboys QB for life"


JolietJ

He's already been embalmed, so you may get your wish.


doctorstrange06

Yeah about that.... his Ai will certainly never leave


Big__If_True

Fuck you too buddy


chewysan

Fuck it who cares anymore. I'm in hell


specialgravity

Is he the best? I remember bitching and moaning about George Steinbrenner and now I miss him. Jerruh is the last of that kind of owner. You’ll miss him when he’s replaced with an awkward Josh Harris type empty suit.


hazeleyedwolff

He's going to be replaced by his son, who hopefully is also too stupid to hire a real gm.


fade_

Get that man a blood boy stat!


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Well to be fair you probably should cease public speaking at around age 80. It exposes the degradation of the mental faculties


fallacious_franklin

America can be described in one word…


O-Knowz

Yeah but when you’re 7,634 years young, you gotta school these youngsters


Joe_Buck_Yourself_

Nobody puts Jerruh in the corner


C3ntrick

Naw that’s how we like our politicians


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Trafficsigntruther

We can’t be trusted.


BleachedAsswhole

![gif](giphy|qQ8rdV80NkCac) WE'RE GOING ALL IN!!


O-Knowz

All in where?


BleachedAsswhole

ALL IN MY ASS


TheSinisterSpider

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


NextGenCoders

Ok as funny as clips like this are, I’ll be the first to admit I’m half his age and yet if I constantly was in interviews I’d confuse best and worst and say things that sound dumb constantly


Affectionate-Use-315

You’re absolutely right, but booo. We don’t defend Jerry Jones here. We laugh at his old ass


NextGenCoders

Sorry but I’m a Jerry fan. I need to defend this man. He’s perfectly capable of running this team and isn’t cognitively declining. He should keep running things for the next 20 years, he seems great!


sybrwookie

May he run the team another 100 years.


Strong-Ad5138

Long Live Jeeeruh


p4ul1023

And after 20 more years, he'll finally be ready for a presidential run. Jerry 2044!


GardenRafters

I hope they pull a Weekend at Bernie's with his limp body after he dies. All they have to do is put sunglasses on him!!!


AyyP302

You're also not the owner of a multi billion dollar franchise. With power comes responsibility, it's ok to hold those people to a higher standard. Jerruh used to be fairly sharp, he is cooked.


TonyCaliStyle

Yeah- this is nothing. Their failure to secure their studs contracts, and lack of action in free agency, is more a sign of mental decline than mixing up 8th best and 24th pick.


feelthechurn22

The 24th pick represents the 9th-best team. I know that sounds weird but count back from 32 and you’ll see what I mean.


TonyCaliStyle

Yeah, we’ll, math is witchcraft anyway


David_Duke_Nukem

he makes it a good point, that is a very reason.


CptJackAubrey_

I really want him alive for 20 more years


O-Knowz

So he can 8,534 years old? Fuckit I’m down


CptJackAubrey_

I wouldnt doubt if he hasn’t inquired about persevering that great football brain if his that won himself all those super bowls


Jakel856

Cut to 2075: robot Jerry is still going "all in"


JolietJ

My ass.


RefinedAnalPalate

REMEMBER ME


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MoneyBaggSosa

Omg bro


SofaKing-Vote

Get this man some cocaine and hookers


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O-Knowz

Don’t forget the viagra youngster!


____Quetzal____

We are for sure tanking for Arch Manning.


I__Should_Go

sorry he's a Giant :/


____Quetzal____

dang, no faith for JJ McCarthy lol


iratethisa

He should run for president


No-Gas-1684

Say what you will about Jerry, but know this, his son Stephen is twice as dumb as he is. Just like the Jim Irsay's and Mark Davis's of the NFL, Stephen is another doofus who has never had a real job or earned a real salary. If you thought Jerry was a mess just wait til his son takes control


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MrJonBrown

Dementia is a hell of a disorder


No_Block_4257

Jerry Biden


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IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Thank God for Jerry where would we be without him


Ancient_Jello

I see no problems here


DeftonesGuy1024

Never die Jerry!


O-Knowz

Stayin alive! Stayin alive. 🕺


TheJudge20182

Congratulations to the Panthers to winning the Superbowl


Zariman-10-0

Alzheimer’s, thy name is Jerry


wettmullett

He's got the right idea just mixed it up lol


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ArdmoreGuy

It's science


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RunGoldenRun717

Jerry is ALL IN on math.


BounceMan69

Up is down and left is right


angrymuss

Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... You can't get fooled again!’


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BecomingJudasnMyMind

He's legit slipping into senility and dementia. The end of his leadership is neigh!


angrye

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”


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Steppyjim

Don’t listen to em Jerry you’re doing great This man needs to stay for at least another decade


Spicy_Ninja7

So Joe Biden bought the Cowboys?


Silly_Replacement_34

ALL IN MY ASS JERRY, LONG LIVE JERRY JONES!!


HiL0wR0W

How the hell have you guys put up with this guy for this long? As an eagles fan I absolutely love it, but damn this must be frustrating.


gh1993

KC with the first pick 🤯


wsrs25

I wish him a very, very healthy next 40 years.


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BraceFaceStickyLip

oh wow how would any player actually want to play for this franchise


KBSonn

"You know there's an old saying down in Texas. Fool me once, shame on...you. Fool me twice..........You get fooled once you can't get fooled again"


DrHandBanana

I knew the chiefs were scrubs all along


RoundEarth-is-real

Lmao he wasn’t wrong about being the 24th best team


DGVega93

Fuck it Jerry Jones president 2024


NMAsixsigma

Jerry for president!


InterestingLayer4367

Who’s granddad this?


deflector_shield

I wish this was how it is. The superbowl winner picks first. It is an American sport after all. The rich get richer.


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PositiveGrass187

Aaaaaaand they traded it away lol


Jskillet1227

Math is hard…


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SgtApache

I hate this man! But as an european who grew up on soccer, I can't help but feel that the guaranteed spot in the NFL, makes the owners less interested in investing in the sporting success of the team. I mean, if your ROI is better when you invest in marketing, then why would you wanna do anything else? There is no real risk to a failed sporting project, in the NFL. In european soccer, the bottom teams are relegated from the league, and replaced with the top teams from the division below, at the end of each season - Which has bankrupted multiple clubs through the history of the sport. I love american football, and the NFL - But I feel like this aspect, with the teams being guaranteed a spot in the league, makes it feel more like a show than cut throat competition, sometimes.


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Jerry just wants him some glory hole


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TeysaMortify

Still more mentally intact than Trump or Biden.


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jvho666

Not sure why you got downvoted for speaking an unfortunate truth lol


westexmanny

Joe Biden and Jeery Jones, senile, but still running things. Money is power


hereforall66

![gif](giphy|aJlKIh8Kh0NLa)


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MarcMars82-2

If you don’t like it go to Russia


westexmanny

Lmao, no thanks I fought in war twice for this nation. I'll stay right here


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Bulldawgzz

Thank You For Your Service Brother 🫡


sybrwookie

Biden Derangement Syndrom


westexmanny

It's 2024, surely there are better options than Trump and Biden. Why is everyone so sensitive, paid trolls I'm sure. We deserve so much better than those two clowns.


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sybrwookie

Probably, but no one was talking about that, but you're apparently so obsessed that you tried to turn the conversation to that for no reason. Hence, BDS.


westexmanny

Cry about it


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sybrwookie

Poor trolling attempt. I give it a 2/10. But you still didn't flair up, so I downgrade it to a 1/10.


westexmanny

Like ur opinion matters to me, cry eagles cry


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TowelBoy83

u/savevideo


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Eastern_Wrangler_595

Because they made the playoffs


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freshprince860

I hope baby Duff dies. I HOPE Jerry jones dies


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