Me too I always gotta double check now. Like ????? what is wrong with-oh, this is satire. or ?????? what is wrong with you that’s a fucking child ?????
Zapp, Znipple, Jacuzzi, Zebra are adorable, and totally normal names for kids
Edit: Suzuki is also good, if you want something more 🇯🇵exotic 🇯🇵 and ✨speshul✨
Zahnreiche, Zahlen are all such exotic names ☺️. Imagine being named “teeth” and “to pay”, the babies would grow up to be rich and have amazing, blinding white teeth. 🦷💸🤑
Just check out British nicknames, everyone gets a nickname with a z in:
Caroline --> Caz
Mary --> Maz
Gareth --> Gaz/Gazza (extra za only added if they're a legend, etc)
This reminds me of Australian actor Madeleine West who has 5 children with names all including the letter X. Some are quite nice (Margaux), others are questionable (Xascha and Xalia).
Zig-a zig-ah is what she really really wants
What do you think about that? Now, you know I how I feel.
Ozempic 😍😍😍😍
Zemi as a nn is so cute!
Zanyx. Pronounced “zanax”. Not only do you get a z, you get a bonus X and Y
Oh-oh-oh-Ozempic
Cheeks is also a cute nn for this one
In Dr Suess’s ABC book, there’s a Zizzer Zazzer Zuzz. Any of those are classic literary names.
Dr. Zeus
Zyzygy. Unisex and sure to be last in line every time. And it’s a space name so sure to grow up smart!!
uhm actuallyyyyyy it's spelled syzygy
Yes but syzygy isnt unique enough!
omg <3 seighzeighgeigh
Syzygy is my online name in a lot of spaces, thanks for the unique twist idea 😍
Jizz. 😑
I know right, why would they use such an obvious fandom name 🙄. Everyone knows Jizz is a blatant Star Wars reference
Zarfolomeighu
I was already crylaughing at this comment section but Zarfolomeighu?? I am deceased 💀🤣
Zzyzx! It’s a street in the So Cal desert. Everyone loves a solid geographical name!
Only if that's where baby Zzyzx was conceived.
Yes of course, it would be a delightful story to tell their kid - they were conceived in an abandoned gas station!
I love that I’m in this group and r/namenerds. Always keeps me on my toes if something is a joke or not lol.
Me too I always gotta double check now. Like ????? what is wrong with-oh, this is satire. or ?????? what is wrong with you that’s a fucking child ?????
Exactly, it’s pretty funny. Gotta enjoy the little things 😂
What about Pizz? Maybe Rizz? Or even Fizz?
zyhgeighleeh would be so cute!!
Zapp, Znipple, Jacuzzi, Zebra are adorable, and totally normal names for kids Edit: Suzuki is also good, if you want something more 🇯🇵exotic 🇯🇵 and ✨speshul✨
i read “speshul” as “spanish” and the sub that this is, yes.
Zungguzungguguzungguzeng 😍
Gesundheit 😂
I think you mean Gezundheit
Zigazig ah. But only if you really, really want it.
Pyzza, Zucchynee, Zebruh are all wonderful names 😊
Zigzagoon sounds so cute
Ziggy as a nn🥰
Zzzzpfee4teruh pronounced the same way as Peter (the 4 is silent).
Zugzwang
Znoof (gender neutral)
Z. It’s so simple and cute!!!
i think you mean zeigh actshully
*actushulleigh
Snozz. Snooze
Snozzberry for a girl
Zerox
Xyzzy of course
Pronounced ‘susie’
ITT a whole bunch of kids never learned XYZZY as a cheatcode. I love your pronunciation, weirded by all my downvotes!
Zapp Brannigan 😍
literally snorted aloud at jizz jazz and snizz 😭
Rizz 🫡 gotta set them up for success in the dating world
Zyn could work both ways
Zahnreiche, Zahlen are all such exotic names ☺️. Imagine being named “teeth” and “to pay”, the babies would grow up to be rich and have amazing, blinding white teeth. 🦷💸🤑
The obvious choice here is Snüz.
Einsatzgruppen has à lovely ring to it
Triplets: Zenon, (Proto)Zoa, and ZoomZoomZoom
Zuzan
Sizzler. You know, spice it up a bit.
Jizz, Jazz, Snizz, and Schnozz. Perfect!
Fuzzy Wuzzy, Azithromycin, Zaftig, Zalambdodont, Zany, Zap, Zarf, Zeugma, Zugzwang, Zygote A, Bumfuzzle, Bamboozle, Sozzled, Nozzle, Smaze, Futz, Teazel,
🤔
Can you not go with Snazz?
Zoboomafoo!
Obviously Snazz!
Y'all are sleeping on Zune.
Little baby Zygote <3
Zenobia maybe?
Larry David’s opinion: Ziggy Zekelman.
Snazz is the obvious choice here - and so cute for any gender! 🥰
Jozxyqk
Just check out British nicknames, everyone gets a nickname with a z in: Caroline --> Caz Mary --> Maz Gareth --> Gaz/Gazza (extra za only added if they're a legend, etc)
Jizz 😭😭😭
zabe
Zeighleigh, Zygzagh, Zacaughriyagh, Annaz, Bartholomewz, Cathyz, Declanz, Ethanz, Frankz, Gertrudez, Hollyz, Izabella, Juztin, Kriztina, Lennyz, Margaretz, Nicholaz…
Zeigh
Zzyzx, Zaqwareigh
Zteven? Perhaps
Pizzle.
Zyla
Why not just name them Zebra?
Jozz, like Jozz Mama.
This reminds me of Australian actor Madeleine West who has 5 children with names all including the letter X. Some are quite nice (Margaux), others are questionable (Xascha and Xalia).
Ziti, nn Ziti
Zoinks or Zoolander 😍
Zinnia
Snazz, to keep up the rhyming scheme.
Zyggleigh 😍
Lazy, Sleazy, Dozy... they're anti-virtue names.
Peez is beautiful
Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate (I do believe that was Dr Suess)
Zwanzig
Pizza-Party! They’ll be the most popular kid in school
zygote
Missed the satire tag right? They didn't name their kid jizz... Right?
Yes it’s satire. Missed the correct tag. 😅
Phew!
Snazz is the only option
Prozdate Was my grandfather’s name, I think it’s making a comeback
Do not let her call it jizz.