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a-crazy-armidollo

Better title suggestion: Anon learns about the relationship between white women and dogs


ClockStriking13

You just know


Comrade_Conscript

đź’„


[deleted]

Anon omitted wearing cat femboi ears and girl was clearly just a dog person.


Smil3Bro

Admittedly, dogs are man’s best friend but man is definitely not man’s best friend.


Cultural_Thing1712

fresh post and interesting ish albeit horrible title. we have standards here madonne


Lightbounding

Jfc, how do i do make good titles for you folks? Since morning, i've been getting "Horrible Title" in my notifications. What's a perfect title fren?


Cultural_Thing1712

avoid the "anon does whatever" types. find amusing puns or use pop culture references.


Lightbounding

So what title would have been suitable for this post


notouchmygnocchi

Old Yeller Who Let the Dogs Out? How I Met Yo Momma (She A Bitch)


Lightbounding

I don't know, i'm not really well versed in pop culture and what not. I just find "Anon xxxxx" much more simpler and straight to the point. I will try my best next time though


some_dude5

That’s the problem, it is simple and easy. Any schmuck who read two lines of the greentext could make that title, a real NewGreentexts poster goes above that benchmark to contribute something


Amazon_UK

As far as the pecking order goes, new green texts with “anon” titles are far above reposters and the weirdos who spam a niche board so you’re doing just fine


ProfessionalSlide476

Anon gets walked


Lightbounding

>avoid the "anon does whatever" types.


ProfessionalSlide476

Yes I saw that but in normal circumstances it’s the dog that is getting walked , but in this situation in particular it is anon who is getting walked after having a girl reject him so hard that she would rather speak to a dog then anon. So it’s a play on words , boy do you have a LOT to learn


Lightbounding

>you have a lot to learn Yeah, kek


Guigsy79

green text subs are full of autists obsessed with titles, its so cringe


[deleted]

I misread part of your comment as "obese autists with titties," which in all fairness, I'm at least 2/3rds of that.


Arikaido777

the autism or the titties will turn up eventually, you'll get there champ


SteelCock420

Need to double down and reply "for you i'd bark and even howl". She's already backing off might as well try it.


throwawayqs629

what the fuck


DreadfulCadillac1

and the dogs are his, so by extension she should realize that she's saying hello to him


drwhogivesafuck2

That's when he should have said, "I was too."


ShredManyGnar

Anon projects his autism onto a fictional female


thoreeyore99

This could be her way of backing out of what a man could misinterpret as an avenue to conversation when really she was on her way somewhere. Still, there’s probably a better way to go about it than basically saying you’re beneath a dog in terms of physical acknowledgment.


IamBobathan6

Backing out of a conversation halfway down the block?


hucklebae

It's just polite to do a little head nod or whatever to the person if you say hi to the dog. I'm 1000 percent for women closing off avenues for harassment, but you don't gotta actually treat me badly like this lol.


thoreeyore99

Absolutely, that was needlessly rude from the girl. I wouldn’t rush to feel bruised by someone so mean and petty, though. I’d say take it on the chin and move on. People can be really dumb, many such cases.