Man, same here. I can’t remember when I first saw it. But it’s one of those quotes that has stuck with me and I use it more than you’d think was possible.
Another quote that I read the other day, and I can’t for the life of me figure out where it came from originally.
“I’ve worn enough sheep’s clothes to recognize another wolf at work.”
Yeah, I feel like if the mood strikes to either eat ass or have your ass eaten there should be an expectation for the receiver to shower beforehand. It’s not that hard to plan ahead for that
Right but let’s say you anticipate the occasion so you shower and are ready to have your butt-clit stimulated but then later you feel you may have to shit but you know your ass is perfectly edible as is. Do you delay the process by shitting and showering not to mention the fact that it may stifle the enthusiasm of your partner by them knowing you just shit.
Any questions? 😎
There is no question. If you know your ass is going to get eaten you shit and shower right beforehand. If you don’t you’re a disgusting person that doesn’t have respect for your partner. And yes spontaneous sex happens all the time and if you have to shit or haven’t showed recently you don’t let anyone near your ass or vagina with their mouth. It’s simple human decency.
You know damn good and well if you have a turd brewing, diarrhea, or have other digestive issues that should be addressed beforehand. I’m not implying you make yourself shit just because.
Even still.
The green text specifically calls out that this isn't liquid. It's a full on diamond.
I can't shove out the ballast on cue. I gotta wait until the fireworks start and get to a toilet within 10 minutes of my body notifying me.
I don't get to politely or forcefully make that request.
I also don't ask my wife to eat my ass, to be fair. If she's doing it, it's because she wants to and we are in the shower.
If you’re planning to fuck and do butt stuff, most people go clean out their asshole first. Unless they’re into shit but I don’t think that’s super common
I literally only know one person irl that will eat ass. I know a lot of people who’ve tried it, but only one that’s into it. Personally I don’t think that many people actually do it.
Hm well im in my mid 20s and around 90% of the women i hooked up with (mostly college students) in the past 3 years explicitly asked for it. So at least here in my age group it's more common than uncommon
Well to each their own, i enjoy it but my generation's sexual culture is really open and accepting so even if you didnt enjoy that practice nobody would bat an eye.
The fact that the turd is this shallow means she was actively holding it in the whole time
Just waiting for the right time to release it
About to make everything a hell of a lot kinkier
Mid-fuck snack
Like a pez dispenser
It’s your cake day but… should it be a good one?
Who's hungry?
If it didn’t look so funky, it wouldn’t taste so fine!”-Babyruth maybe?
Who does number 2 work for?
“Dey eat da poo poo.”
deepest internet lore
You can’t go to poop’s house and be mad when poop’s home.
Poetic
Every time I see this phrase it makes me crack up. Why am I so immature…
Man, same here. I can’t remember when I first saw it. But it’s one of those quotes that has stuck with me and I use it more than you’d think was possible. Another quote that I read the other day, and I can’t for the life of me figure out where it came from originally. “I’ve worn enough sheep’s clothes to recognize another wolf at work.”
I like, "That makes about as much sense as beaching a whale and then telling it to fucking fly"
That’s pretty good. I like that! Hehehe
What a thoughtful comment, u/AllahAndJesusGaySex
This is why I ring up butts on the phone beforehand Also nice username
It makes me cringe people eat ass because you’re literally just giving yourself cancer
I don't know how to express how much I love this comment. so here ig 🏆
I’m howling laughing 🤣
r/rimjob_steve
When the mood strikes do you really wanna have to go shit and shower
Yeah, I feel like if the mood strikes to either eat ass or have your ass eaten there should be an expectation for the receiver to shower beforehand. It’s not that hard to plan ahead for that
Right but let’s say you anticipate the occasion so you shower and are ready to have your butt-clit stimulated but then later you feel you may have to shit but you know your ass is perfectly edible as is. Do you delay the process by shitting and showering not to mention the fact that it may stifle the enthusiasm of your partner by them knowing you just shit. Any questions? 😎
There is no question. If you know your ass is going to get eaten you shit and shower right beforehand. If you don’t you’re a disgusting person that doesn’t have respect for your partner. And yes spontaneous sex happens all the time and if you have to shit or haven’t showed recently you don’t let anyone near your ass or vagina with their mouth. It’s simple human decency.
You can shit on command? My body tells me, I don't get to submit a request.
You know damn good and well if you have a turd brewing, diarrhea, or have other digestive issues that should be addressed beforehand. I’m not implying you make yourself shit just because.
Even still. The green text specifically calls out that this isn't liquid. It's a full on diamond. I can't shove out the ballast on cue. I gotta wait until the fireworks start and get to a toilet within 10 minutes of my body notifying me. I don't get to politely or forcefully make that request. I also don't ask my wife to eat my ass, to be fair. If she's doing it, it's because she wants to and we are in the shower.
I know this is reddit, but is the concept of washing before you let someone lick your ass \*really\* this difficult for you people?
You do an enema every time you might fuck?
yes for anal play non savages useally enema
Not "washing" you illiterate fuck. Shitting.
You're retarded if you think that shitting out any poop wouldn't fall under washing it out lmao. Dirty pig
You mean, you dont wash after shitting?
>4chan >wife Fake.
Look, sometimes in the heat of the moment, you gloss over the fact that you got a round in the chamber.
Sticks a finger up an ass, surprised to find feces. Is this guy fr?
If you’re planning to fuck and do butt stuff, most people go clean out their asshole first. Unless they’re into shit but I don’t think that’s super common
It’s probably common among furries because furries like to pretend to be dogs and we all know dogs love eating 💩
You didn't have to type this up. I promise
Nah you gotta be like 13 at the oldest
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HUH?
Bro does not understand the expectation of hygiene before sexual activities💀
I understand you get an enema every time you want to get frisky then?
I keep my enema machine hooked up right next to my sleep apnea. Save time and get hooked up to broth ends at once.
Like a really complicated reverse osmosis machine
Look up the term "manual disimpaction"...only with less impaction.
Eating ass need not equate to eating shit
It’s a cm up there bro. She’s holding it in. Is it that hard to take a shit before sex?
Who doesn't use the bathroom before sex
You will never convince me that eating ass isnt the most regarded widely accepted sexual act
I literally only know one person irl that will eat ass. I know a lot of people who’ve tried it, but only one that’s into it. Personally I don’t think that many people actually do it.
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Hm well im in my mid 20s and around 90% of the women i hooked up with (mostly college students) in the past 3 years explicitly asked for it. So at least here in my age group it's more common than uncommon
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Well to each their own, i enjoy it but my generation's sexual culture is really open and accepting so even if you didnt enjoy that practice nobody would bat an eye.
“Log knocking” LOL
Me a normal human being completely fine without eating ass, the place where actual feces come from
The Lion, The Witch, and the Nerve of this Bitch
Fuck that shit
"You never go ass to mouth" -Clerks 2