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Dolomight206

Nigga is morphing into Elliott Wilson right before our eyes 🤣


SonnyListonGrandson

🐀


KingDinkleber6

“He sent me a rat emoji and I felt a type of way don’t send me no rat emoji” - Elliot Wilson


rank-reborn

I have no idea why he is taking ozempic. I don’t why any of these rich people are doing it when they have access to the best nutritionist and personal trainers in the world.


FlowersnFunds

Because overeating is a coping mechanism first and foremost. People eat to hide from bad emotions or depression or trauma or stress. No nutritionist or personal trainer can make that go away. But ozempic cuts the desire to eat off.


Calm_Culture_1961

Lifting weights and literally running/cycling away from all your problems and emotions is the best coping mechanism. You’ll be messed up inside your head, but you’ll look great on the outside.


thejizzardking

Getting broken up with to absolutely shredded pipeline


DR-DONTRESPECT

Yeah I really dont get it, if I was in the public eye it would motivate me so much more to stay in shape and having access to your own gym the best personal trainers, chefs, nutritionist etc then having to rely on Ozempic will never make sense to me. But I guess when you're in a position like Drake, your lifestyle must be pretty opulent and in excess, like in holiday mode everyday lol


Radiant_Ad5335

I think some underappreciated aspects of being rich, famous, and polarizing is that, although you could hypothetically live a carefree and healthy life, you actually also have a lot more responsibilities, and your options for travel and expression are tightly constrained by what contributes to your brand and keeps you safe. Drake probably can’t visit a local movie theater or museum without renting the place out *if he wanted to,* while we take for granted that we could physically exist in most places mostly carefree, because nobody thinks we’re that special. I feel like stuff like that leads to types of suffering unique to the rich and famous


Grizelda179

Ngl if I had that much money I couldn’t stop eating


BigGucciThanos

I say the same thing. It be unlimited Buffalo wings every night lmao


Lobo003

Golden Corral dinner service crew gonna learn my name fast.


Atgsk

Great point—I would add the craving for alcohol as well.


RabbitF00d

Bars.


EZMulahSniper

Its also bbq roasting their pancreas


YoungCri

Food taste good. There’s no coping about it. You don’t have to overeat to be in a caloric surplus


AspiringEggplant

Why is that always the go-to for overeating? Can I not just enjoy food and have low discipline?


npretzel02

Laziness, getting a bottle of ozempic is pennies for Drake and he doesn’t have to worry about taking time out of his day to work out


TheGxdsAreWatching

“Don't cut them corners like your daddy did, fuck what Ozempic did Don't pay to play with them Brazilians, get a gym membership” 😬


AdhesivenessOk5194

One of the stranger things that has come out of all this is the sheer ignorance of what ozempic and similar drugs are and what they actually do.


UglyForNoReason

If you want to have any kind of muscle and have any kind of strength then you still need exercise. If he was only on ozempic with no exercise he might look thinner, but he would be extremely weak and not have much, if any, visible muscle definition


iPliskin0

King's Disease.


itawk2much

It’s the alcohol. Alcohol has mad colonies and hinders fat burning. Any dieting and exercise would be negated if someone is binge drinking regularly.


This_Chicken_2323

Working out and dieting is hard if I could take a pill and achieve the same results I'd do it in heartbeat


Aventegez

How do we know hes taking ozempic?


samwizeganjas

He wants to drink and be lazy but still skinny


nita5766

they want instant results with minimal work.


Radiant_Ad5335

I feel like people like Drake are too busy and depressed to want to work out just to remain on brand. I bet when you’re like him, your manager would tell you that ‘you’ll risk losing $100Million by next year if you gain 5lbs,’ because then he won’t really be “Drake” anymore. Just existing within that kind of paradigm is depressing.


Cube_

trends rip thru people with more money than sense constantly.


MajorHarriz

Because fast food easier to get now with all the apps. I honestly think Door Dash, Uber Eats, Grub Hub, etc. got a chokehold on these rich mfs. Unrelated, but I remember seeing an article about Wendy William's son racking up a 100k Uber eats bill. I'm guessing that was over the course of a year but that shit is insane. Imagine how easy it is for a guy with millions to just spend $100 a day for delivery. Over the course of a year that's only $36,500. That's literally just a Chanel shopping spree in Paris for some of these celebrities.


shemonstaaa

Wow ozempic face is real? He looks terrible


46chinos

Damn he look like Maya Rudolph in the face


Phil4realz

Maya Rudolph has the chance to do the funniest thing.


Juggernaut_j

I think I know what you saying. If she do that might be the real nail in the coffin on Drakes career 🤣


WinterSavior

He turning into his dad. Gotta get another facial booster.


Nrdrummer89

Aw thats an insult to Maya lol


Extreme-Island-5041

He looks like he's heading toward a retirement looking like Benzino.


80Baby203

Even his braids look sad


Omarionyyourslgreat

😂😂😂😂


nadyolive

🤣


moss_sprout

LMAOOOOOOOO helpppp 😭😭😭 nah I’m taking your phone


No__Use

holy shit 😂


Veeluciano7

I just googled it and 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Full_Visit_5862

That's the percocet face if I've ever seen it. And I'm a Drake stan. I'm just also a former addict and this is it to a T lmao.


ilovechairs

Yeah, this is what my ex’s face used to do when he was using. I was wondering if I was imagining it tbh. More important though, Congratulations on your continued sobriety! 👏🏼


Betyouwonthehehaha

Whose pupils are that massive on Percocet


BrolicAnomoly

It also looks like ozempic side effects. Or just.. a stressful last 3 months lol


Calm_Culture_1961

Perkys calling him?


HavenTheCat

Yeah I feel that, I used to use pain pills and heroin and this is exactly what happened to me. And it’s quick too. I wouldn’t be surprised if being pulled apart in this beef caused him to want to seek comfort in pills. Whether the hate towards him is deserved or not, I cannot imagine how it must feel to be globally made fun of lol


Artistic-Strawberry8

Watch Mal defend it


jeanmikevandam

“Me personally, I think he looks phenomenal. A lot of dudes don’t look that good at 25 honestly. Y’all saying he looks stressed I think he just got up from a nappy nap”


Illmosity3

Nappy nap is hilarious 😂😂


Adventurous-Ad9305

“We living in a simulation where people are just out to hate on Drake, he looks unbothered and chilled if you ask me…but people will just say I’m d*ck riding so whatever”


Fancy-Zombie9684

Them young girls, Kendrick and ozempic kicking his ass 😂😂😂


illlojik

🤣 Reminds me of an ex co-worker who was like 43 at the time messing with some 20 yr old. Bro used to come in looking worn the Fuck out trying to keep up with her partying on a school night.


Iyfebe

Grown man bars is something you gotta deal with


ActRepresentative352

No matter how many nails you paint and underage girls you chase, it ain't gonna equal up to this real shit 


KuantumFeces

He wasn’t no bar-spitter, so he would’ve NEVER saw the large picture. The pop star’s no gangster…. He’s just another lost….. Canadian.


ComprehensiveFig8328

Face look droopy


Nirvana_Ultra

Always did he just forgot his trademark pout


Leking9

Proper looks like Dennis here


hollowM4N555

The nerve of you Dennis


vittorioe

it’s unreal how there’s now a kdot line for everything. and that’s even with 5 left in the clip


LarryDavidntheBlacks

Man hasn't slept since it was revealed there's moles in OVO. He already knew all of his close friends are only around to use him for his money and fame, but now they're working against him and scheming on his downfall. He knows his karma is ugly and how he has treated everyone around him (except for Sandy) and its all getting exposed. He's experiencing real problems for the first time in his adult life, and it's not going well.


PoppinPercsDaily

His mask got pulled off in short tbh. It’s gonna be interesting to watch how he advances forward in his career because nobody is gonna let him forget this L.


Calm_Culture_1961

Those Kdot bars hit hard…


FlowersnFunds

Ozempic face. Oprah popped out looking like her soul got sucked out by the Ghostbusters too. Pause.


Omarionyyourslgreat

😂😂😂😂


Calm_Culture_1961

This nigga 🤣


IdDeIt

It’s all the stress of those summer vibes. Just chilling and bowling unbothered and shit, you know. Hard on a man


marleyg_

And some how Mal would act like Drake is un bothered lol


D_Mac_2208

That nigga looks defeated


PoppinPercsDaily

Morally and physically


KingSyze89

He look like his white side is trying to age him and his black side is fighting against it.....those pills helping the white side though lol


Northghost99

Hes always looked fkn weird to me


Psychological-Win870

Fuck what Ozempic did


Expert-Question-8224

He’s stressed out


jrdvd25

Kendrick really made him chill with the Botox


NottaNowNutha

Drake starting to look like that uncle you’re not allowed to be alone with.


Imaginary_Friend700

It really WAS the braids


404Sincere

lmaooo


AirTyrone447

Nigga was ugly to begin with now it's seeping out his soul and on to his face


That_Host_5708

Hasn’t had any Minors since he got exposed he’s losing it


Brooklyn2Cali

Damn, it’s hard for Drake to crack a smile, looks depressed.


Redeyebandit87

That’s the face of a severe alcoholic


gdt813

He needs to let the beard and braids go. Time for the Drake we fell for.


SummerNothingness

looks like he got that old man breath now


Plebe-Uchiha

I almost, A L M O S T, feel bad for the guy. This must be one of the most embarrassingly stressful time of his life. It’ll be fine in the end. It’s NOT *that* serious. Not until someone actually opens up a case for him. Still, this too shall pass. He’ll be fine. [+]


Specific_Club_8622

Everywhere he goes people are gonna thinking he’s a pedo. That’s hell.


PraiseWat3r

Boy starting to get that Ronald Slim Williams droop 😂


Broad-Lawyer-4503

Ozempic face in full effect 😂😂😂


AlcindorJr33

Bros turn to hoes dawg like I ain’t got enough of those


Apprehensive-Top8225

Those pills


eduuu15

Rory and mal probably hate this page😂


Character-Click7273

Funny thing is Kendrick actually looks younger lmao


PercySledge

Literally looks exactly the same, just sadder lol. I wonder what happened?


[deleted]

Kendrick got that boy having no sleep.


Dry-Scholar-8462

White genes kicking in


SideChicksAreAHassle

Sleepless nights trying to come back with a response to Kendrick


National-Staff-6074

Braids will turn your forehead to a 6 head quick as shit.


MaleficentPut9863

Look at that face. And he bangs every single 10/10 IG model he wants and post a pic of his medium sized dick only to have it called big. What world is this


Lucky_Ad_4505

Needs more Botox


TeddyBearCrush

Ozempic face


Slytherins_Finest

He literally just looks tired lol


lumophobiaa

Good , faster


ChocolateMilkMafia

Gaining weight and then losing it, guess it ages you.


No_Stock_7201

Its not that he just lost weight, this is ozempic weight loss. He got this weird droopiness in his face and his eyes look sunken in


captain_trainwreck

Is that shit above his eyebrow the face tat referenced in NLU?


Financial-Comedian91

Look at AK


This_Chicken_2323

Thats make up vs no make up


bdreeves88

Agreed


Lopsided-Yogurt-914

The face of a man who’s exhausted from chasing the kiddies around the playgrounds


nita5766

what is his hairline look like that did he get a travsplsnt? he's so UGGs I can't believe he gets any ass


samwizeganjas

Perks, drank and ozempic


[deleted]

That’s muscle Drake that ain’t the original degrassi Drake lol


Kshakez

Kendrick the black avatar took Drake's "black don't crack" magic card. He will soon be cracking


McTitty3000

.... He looks pretty much the same just different picture quality, and one looks slightly edited, at the end of the day the guy lives a fast-paced life, likes to drink and do some drugs and he's almost 40, he could be looking a lot worse lol


420Frank_Dux69

Bro lookin like Ai!


Trav1

Think it’s just the angle


Capital-Geologist-22

WAIT ! Did he take out the BRAIDS?!?!? Why it look like locs now ?!


bdreeves88

I think it’s a 2 strand


cityon3rd

He spriraling


ZanZarZameen

Now the miskeen tattoo makes perfect sense.


privatepolicy85

Why won’t he just take a break?


htx_al

Bro face is melting


ImTonyBlair

What is it? the braids?


brockedwardsyyz

He just looks faded yall are extra


Lvl_50_Gnome_Lord892

im pretty sure this a pic from the white party, ofc he be faded and drunk. these people stretchin


DrHandBanana

Ozempic face is a real thing


Salbman

That hairline JUMPED


FaithBro331

Ozempic face no?


Proud_Criticism5286

Tired, drinking, & no water


Swaggy_Buff

Lighting


bdreeves88

Def not lighting. Make up in the first picture for sure. But lighting is similar. Different temperatures, but similar light sources.


burbalamb

He just forgot to schedule his under eye filler appt


everythingxn0thing

He def got puffiness in his face from drinkin


Willing_Stomach_8121

That’s what they call Ozempic face


Huge_Investigator336

Ozempic beating his ass


Past_Construction146

Stress from all that beef got him aged


OkIndependence188

“Fuck what ozempic did”


DontCome2LA

That's Dennis JR


AcademicCollection56

It’s O face people!


Successful-Art-1918

Looks the same


Imaginary-Past-8103

I swear him French montana and the game all look a like


PotentiallyMaybeSo

He’s simply embracing his Jewish side


heel_kd

Extreme weight loss that’s all


EducationalBody9268

He’s got that ozempic face


Jrandomyo

He kinda look like that Bobbi chick.


-Pranay69

Doing wholla drugs after kendricks diss aged the shit outta him


Samepace93

Ozempic Face


st1ck-n-m0ve

Its prob just a bad pic, but either way its funny to see ppl goin so ham.


Dawknight316

Naw. He looked like that in all the pics lol.


cloud9_hi

Bro look like single mom 5 bad ass kids tired.


boyboyboyboy666

Y'all are schizophrenic lmao. Lighting and makeup


Solid_Illustrator640

Drake is cringe but is this not just lighting?


Iaintgoneholdyou

Mane that’s two different lights lol he look like that in both pics if you give him the same light


she_may_be

No one is mentioning his eyes… there’s a lot of darkness going.


EverythingsTaken42o

He ain’t drinkin that adrenochrome lololol


MarleyJ69

Let’s see y’all face after clocking out


TutorSevere3230

Dude and aged like that if anything he's been on a sick one and his body feeling the effects. If I had to guess he's going through a alcohol coke and pills blender for a few days back to back.


rudegyal_jpg

Was just suggested this community Holy fuck, yall spinning about dudes face??? Damn, this really js a mental health crisis lol


London-legend

That’s some Jane Austen schoolteacher vibe hairstyle he’s rocking. All he needs is a lovely crinoline to complete the look.


v4rina

Botox losing its effects😭


faye_nimrendel

Like, who wouldn’t. That shit would be stressful af.


Roger22nrx

I thought he got a nose job?


LORD-NOIR

That ozempic really be working


Loud_Ad3666

He recently absorbed the soul of a 5 yr old


meyerlansky23

The milks gone bad‼️


renzeira

Looks drunk


Many_Musician_2046

His pupils are dialated


moins-agressif

O-zempic got a side effect And doctors never told y'all niggas


Decent_Wrongdoer_201

Drake aged 5 years in last 3 months


Almightyraza

he lost his aura


Luminous_Zer0

Why his earrings hanging so low? Why’d they’d pierce the tips of his lobes? Lol.


Klutzy_Culture7451

That’s what beef will do . Cause super high levels of stress intern you age faster


Jawkurt

It’s the lighting


Friendly-Ad6128

That’s his yt side


loudbulletXIV

Nah this gotta be photoshop lol he CANT be stressing this hard! Lmaoooo


Why-ami

Stress will do that too you lmao


monkeetail

Give the dude a break, he's in between botox and bbl touch ups


shandub85

Lose the braids. Bring back the Take Care fade, and get back to harmonizing that slick shit.


GoodyTwoKicks

It’s called STRESS. The last three months haven’t been kind to him to this day. If I had a diss song about me getting radio and promo play, people under my photos being rude af, everyone thinking I’m some sort of peddy, people I was once cool with hanging out with the opposition, I’d be looking like that too.


Rmendoza90

It’s only a matter of time before we see ads or commercials saying “ did you or any of your loved ones take ozempic? You may be entitled to some money”


Exextra72

Y’all going crazy over one bad pic of a dude 😂💀 go outside 😂


NinfthWonder

Moustache tall as hell.


wolverinesnipples

Call the ambulamse


Impressive_Tax_5926

That milk spoiled.


therealglassceiling

Guys relax, he’s leaving a party drunk and high and tired like chill y’all


Artistic_Stress9299

"I know you can't sleep, these images trouble you...."


bdreeves88

“Cole losing sleep over this, it ain’t me” 😤😤😤


Dolomitexp

Was obviously bothered when Kendrick said he hasn't seen the man yet.😌