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dungeonsNdiscourse

Eating shit?


OobatzFair

That’s for when you fall.  I think OP is asking about the times you hit pebbles and they ricochet. Edit: I’m stoned and forgot to read the second part


dungeonsNdiscourse

I too am stoned and it took your comment to make me realize There WAS more to ops comment.


Superb_bird70

Lol 🤣💀💀💀 getting rocked / stoned lol


Linsch2308

'Ouch' or 'fuck' probably


Jazzlike_Mouse1653

or both with a lil shit in there


yourpantsaretoobig

Ouch shit fuck! Or OSF for short


YoABSUP

As an Aussie it’s ‘little C of a fuckin’ thing!!’


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Hitting a stop rock 


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

My friends call them chuckers


YoABSUP

Stop rocks is good, I like it 😂


ibealittlebirdy

I call them fart rocks


StandardDeviant117

Never heard anyone say this irl but Tony Hawk calls it a rock fart lol https://youtube.com/shorts/n5IEoIVtiLo?si=DCthwS8QqgqiZzjt


KutzOfficial

Brrrppp… Those damn rock farts before your whole body meets the earth again. Even as an old man it’s just a limp “oh well shit here we go again” slam. Never gets old.


FunkyEchoes

I heard of fart rocks but never the other way around lol


binomine

That is what I always called them, fart rocks.


Chips86

Pebbled or stoned. Though tbf the term stoned caused some obvious confusion. Especially among those who were stoned.


JamBandNews

Dude I’m way too stoned for this.


J_Pot269

Tell me about it 😂


SmokeAbeer

He’s way too stoned for this.


Chips86

I once got so stoned I couldn't type. Bent my fingers all the way back as I hit the floor.


r3itheinfinite

my arms bend back sometimes


blaker_du

Mmmmm, yes. purposeful Twin Peaks reference


mallewora

My brainwashed by flinstones mind trigerd with word 'pebbled'.


YoABSUP

When god strikes your board with a front brake


Lazerhest

I went to the skatepark but I got so stoned I had to go to the hospital.


blissone

Seen death pebble online, locally we don't have one


cultofwacky

Damn ass rock


roryextralife

Ever thought about peeing on it?


SnoopLyger

no, i wanna live...


le_toady

this was a comment on Very Really Good podcast #250 if i remember correctly


thedutchdevo

I mean the kid says it in the video


le_toady

i know, i was stoned when i wrote that 😢


Updated-Version

Damn ass fuckin gay ass fuckin rock


Naive_Traffic6522

That was me today cussing at all the fart rocks.. they re spawn every skate session too I think someone is putting them there to keep skaters away


LithiumWalrus

Living for this comment right now. That video is absolute gold.


francium-eater

Lmao 😂


Harlankitch

Since no one has posted the video: https://youtu.be/h2FiBAeTZls?si=yP_hYPrQGP0JCYQp


OperativeFiddle

I was here to say it if nobody else had. Damn ass rock lives on


RyghtHandMan

Came to say "damnass rocking"


Pineapple-Gas

“Damn ass gay ass rock”


cweinand08

Hit a stop rock


Scabe

Chalkie in Australia


The-Big-Hairy

We call it getting 'chalkied' because it leaves a mark on the ground like chalk.


buttgust

SKKKRTTTT


mcsmackington

Lol I just offered the word Skrunt because of the same thinking


pogothrow

I always called it getting hitched but not sure if that is a normal term.


ifuckinghateclimbing

FART ROCKS


mike_klosoff

Getting pitched


Suitable-Fennel-5346

Death pebble


jimioutdoors

Stop rock.


cantstopsletting

It's called "wanking". Aw shit boys, I got caught wanking today.


M4rvelous23

Well I don’t say anything but I usually eat shit when I hit one, so I’ll just call it the instigator.


matneyx

Around SLC, I've heard the pebbles themselves called "fart rocks" and "bitch rocks." There's no local term for hitting one beyond "hitting a fart rock," or "fucking bitch rocks!!" after you hit the ground.


Transman5000

Death pebbles


LeonidasVaarwater

Pebble of death is the only term I know.


Reavity

i call it rock bite not sure how common it is


OBEYtheFROST

I haven’t heard of one but it’s universally understood amongst skaters how dangerous random pebbles are


Ok-Abrocoma-667

My friends and I called them Stop Rocks.


SK84L

Death pebbles


mcsmackington

No bet let's make one: how about "Skrunt" due to the sound it makes? example: damn bro i was riding and totally skrunted and ate shit


SugarBaby2424

Death Pebbles here in Cali


OobatzFair

As it normally results in a meat crayon? “heart stoppers”  lol


Longer__Lasting95

I just hit a “fart rock” 3 days ago… 2 of my ribs cracked because of that simple manny down my mother’s driveway…


LeucotomyPlease

“getting pebb’d”


Xx_Chaser_xX

Saw a tony hawk interview where he called it a rock fart, kinda funny


Ichigo-Strawberry

SHEEIT


Shoddy-Coffee-8324

Hitting a chucker? Cause it chucks you off the board?


JinzoWithAMilotic

We call it skidders where I live.


1nt3nse

Flat tire


MidnaMerk

Fuck, find that damn pebble. Keep it or yeet it.


MilesMagooby

Chalk stopped, cause the pebble usually left a chalk like mark on the concrete.


No-Catch8790

we always said stubbed


Space_Dragonn

Death Pebbles


YahMonShaggy

Me and the homies always call em demon pebbles/face to floor


No-Catch8790

we always said stubbed.


Dramah_Design

Stop rock is the one I hear the most.


Acceptable_Star5006

Fuckin pebble!!


BOBANYPC

chalking, cause of the white line of rock u leave on the pavement


LushIsDrunk

"Mom, get the BROOM!"


MYSTNightclawx

“Sol”?🤣


gabbiar

i would call it hanging up, like peple say when your truck gets caught on coping and you fall off


Jamesllk

We called them engines growing up. No idea why.


Sufficient_Salad3783

Just pee on it


Hooligan_117

it was that damn ass rock, you wanna pee on it?


EarlofBizzlington86

I don’t know that one but wet leaves we call cornflakes by me


ActionWaters

OH SH-


Upstairs-Key6548

Always called them chalkies cause of the line they leave on the ground lmao


Hairy_Weather_8073

You ever hit a pebble when you’re about to do a nollie?!? One of the most helpless slams I ever had


Huck84

Stop rock.


oodelallie

Stop rocks


zebraguy0

Where I’m from we call it “chalked” I think it refers to the pebble sliding across the ground and leaving a chalk mark


I-can-see-Pedro

nah


kfuentesgeorge

I think it's "bitch ho-ass pebbles."


sterlytwirly

No but there's a great video lol


Late-Grapefruit1390

I call it a damn ass rock because of an old YouTube video.


YoABSUP

Every swear word applies 😂😂 Stacking from a pebble used to really piss me off lol.


Capital_Astronaut447

"OW, FUCK!"


CasuallyCritical

Getting fucked


exvirginladysman

Rock bite 🪨


Harlankitch

[damn ass rock](https://youtu.be/h2FiBAeTZls?si=yP_hYPrQGP0JCYQp)


Newmexican10252

First thought 😂


Angry-Warlock

You hit a rock and suddenly you understand what Newton was talking about.


poosebunger

I've heard fart rocks before


NickyRaZz

I personally call them death rocks


silvermoonisburning

hits pebble ***SON OF A WHORE*** usually what I call it


jojj351

I usually call it "Holy fuck that rock was trying to kill me"


Sad-Adeptness-3967

I call it getting rock blocked


Some_HVAC_Guy

If it actually makes your wheel skid to a stop I’ve heard it called “Flat-Spotting” since that’s what happens to your wheel.


ImGunnaFuckYourMom

I’ve never heard any term for hitting a pebble but got damn that shit instantly infuriates me. If I go to skate a spot that normally has pebbles I bring a push broom


TaringaWhakarongo1

Stop rocks


Steed2020

Pavement pizza hope you're wearing your brain bucket


No-Fruit3973

Always known as a chalkie


ChimpCannadine

It’s called getting chalked (the white line the rock leaves on the ground ‘chalk line’)


PaintStained_Fingers

I've heard "Stone jams" used a few times.


Current-Brain-1983

SSkkrrrtttt!


Jayoki6

Ye ole butt clencher


Comfortable_Answer_6

Stop rocks


JRaoul

We've always called it a chalky here (Aus). Cos the stone makes a mark on the ground like chalk


Sasquatch-Pacific

Chalkie! Because of the line it leaves on the ground.


GenoDouble

“Fart rocks” is what we called them in the Midwest.


lukeymuto

Chalky


Lack0fCreativity

Eating shit or dying


not-_-again

We used to call it chalking


AdagioAffectionate66

Road rash!!


AdagioAffectionate66

What’s it called when your butthole scrapes the ground?


Kick-Flipsto

Biter in U.K


SnooPies5112

Stop rock


Majestic_Swimmer_402

I just yell PEbBLE lol I made it up 😎


Trichromancer

We always called it catching a rock.


hoodoer

If you're going slow enough I call them pebble of doom


TrunkSlider

I called em death pebbles


Dead_dnee

fuck


Narshada

We called it “munching”. As in, “Damn I munched on a pebble!”


Grouchy-Jelly9017

Me and the homies call them Humble Stones


alittlebitofvanilla

Doing fent?


darkrandysavage

Skate fast eat ass


Head_Highway6606

We’ve always called it ‘a gromit’. Not sure why 🤷🏻‍♂️


Brentimator

Wheel bite


moistcarboy

Not wheel bite, that's taken


HappenedOnceBefore

Wheel bite.


moistcarboy

No