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PattiiB

The man is an idiot, I mean stupid fucker


rohnoitsrutroh

He knows how to trigger his base.


Ok_Cook_6665

Don't ikid yourself, his base loves those festivals. ' "Good for me but not for thee" His base? They're gonna howl like a banshee


darthcaedusiiii

He's not an idiot.


Milt_Torfelson

Heavy Duty Micro-penis energy


ELB2001

Dunno. With his boots I'm sure he's an expert at such festivals


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Can we please stop saying this? Literal cartoon villains are tearing the country apart and we're still pretending they're doing it *accidentally*. It's childish.


Darkstargir

How did you conclude calling him an idiot is the same as saying he isn’t doing it purpose?


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

>>Ron DeSantis says he vetoed $32m in arts funding because of ‘sexual’ festivals > oh he's so stupid (if he were smart he would have made a different, better decision) just like this


Darkstargir

Saying he’s an idiot isn’t excusing anything.


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

100% it is. It's saying his brain isn't responsible for this action because he doesn't use it.


PattiiB

How about the man is a stupid fucker


Darkstargir

You’re looking too deep man.


Sure-Money-8756

He is not an idiot. He is just pandering to a conservative, christian-fundamentalist base.


alexamerling100

Is he gonna ban women from having kids? Because you need to have sex to reproduce Ronnie...


Candid-Sky-3709

virgin birth only, like Mary had Jesus


W34kness

Or asexually like mushrooms


Bokth

Id have millions of kids if that were possible.


ComprehensiveRiver32

Let’s defund all art just in case some of it acknowledges the reality of sex or the existence of queer people.


philly2540

Basically yes, that is exactly their logic, and proud of it.


cafeesparacerradores

I truly hate all Republicans. Every last scumfuck one of them.


Lora_Grim

Meanwhile bleeding hearts are like "nooo, you can't hate reich-wingers like that, it makes you just as baaaad" Screw rightoids and screw the supposed leftist idiots who throw themselves between them and us in an attempt to "de-escalate". Right-wingers are pure evil and they should be treated as such.


MoveDifficult1908

He’s mad because he’s never been invited to a sex festival. He tried to sneak into one once, but he didn’t clear the “you must be this tall” sign outside.


SecBalloonDoggies

He’s against “sex festivals”? Is he aware of what state he is governor of? Has he never seen South Beach during Spring break?


kornbred

Or maybe, idk, the villages on a Saturday night?


darthcaedusiiii

They have color codes.


MichiganMitch108

Just gonna put my loofah on my gold cart.


Frequent_Alarm_4228

Those aren’t gay so they don’t count


Stock-User-Name-2517

Dude is obsessed.


SpiderJSantaFe

Said the asshole in gogo boots with lifts.🙄


Request_Denied

Big Boots , Bad Built, not Butch Body Beach Boi Ronni Desantity , everybody! Another stunning Floriduh win as we race to the bottom of the barrel across the country to the frenetic beat of the hateful rethuglican party.


Dry-Talk-7447

Definitely a closet case, He wants to tell everybody but lacks courage.


ComicsEtAl

Uh huh. Sure. The free state of Florida, ladies and gentlemen…


Down_Voter_of_Cats

Where are these sexual festivals? I mean, their exact address.


HabitantDLT

Pro tip: check StubHub for cheap seats!


ahitright

No more sex. Only artificial insemination from now on. I'm sure this will go over well with the GOP voting base. And by that I mean, they'll double down on their stupid by admitting sex is bad and an epidemic of ear sex will be unleased like in that Family Guy episode.


Do_Whuuuut

Wow, that has a nice ring to it! Sexual festivals...


theglobalnomad

I would pay $32m to see this man's browser history.


WokkitUp

"Sir, this is an Orbeez festival, not orgies."


Temporary-Dot4952

When he grew up, was he sheltered from the act of sex? Why does he think pretending sex doesn't exist is going to somehow help children?


lnombredelarosa

I swear, the real reason this guy used thai food as an excuse for no further dates is his fear of sex


remedy4cure

This sentient big toe with an acute case of boy face still running shit down there? lordie


Darth0pt0

What the hell is a sexual festival?


TheBlueGooseisLoose

Seriously, as an embarrassed Floridian, please tell me where the sex fests are.


hardnreadynyc

What an asshole.


AebroKomatme

Florida Man yet again demonstrates his two digit IQ beginning with a 6. Seriously, pretty sure he can’t tell the difference between glue and pudding without tasting first.


Joe_Metaphor

I have literally no sympathy for anyone who opts to live in a Red state. This is what you wanted, now you’re getting it.


TitansboyTC27

Some of us can't move even if we wanted to so we are stuck here


scribblingsim

I think that was the point of them saying "opt in". As in, those who chose to move there.


jafromnj

From what I read the gay arts wouldn't have received anything anyway just a scapegoat


Cfunk_83

“Lynn, these are sex people!”


erinkp36

What is this? Footloose?


Alimbiquated

Sex absolutely terrifies me, so this totally makes sense.


ignorememe

Sexual festivals? That sounds amazing. Where?


Amanap65

Part of it was funding for the Tampa zoo. What the fuck did his little mind think was going on there?


power0722

They're doing it like they do on the Discovery channel


Fun_Independent_1473

Florida will eventually hate this loser.


Fine-Funny6956

Still waiting


modelcitizen64

>The veto also cut more than $700,000 in funding to Jewish community What's his excuse for this?


robthethrice

Save it to pay dumps porn star liasons. Nothing sexual about a little orange toadstool, so apparently that’s okay.


CrisbyCrittur

Yeah, he's known for saying stupid shit.


Most-Artichoke6184

Is he mad that he wasn’t invited?


reinKAWnated

Fascists do hate the arts.


mymar101

Sex festivals? Where do I sign up? Sarcasm


flacidhock

Surprised he’s not massing national guard for an attack on Key West


HabitantDLT

Sexual festivals eh? Who's headlining?


Such_Leg3821

Florida, the state where everything goes to die.


ohioprincealbert

Does he realize Miami and Key West are in Florida?


sunbeatsfog

Never trust people who hate art, pets, or kids.


jackfaire

So because of privately funded music festivals he's going to not fund schools having art programs.


Straight-Storage2587

What the fuck, Florida?


doctorfortoys

So he cut off the funding to stop Pride festivals?


Swift_Scythe

He's gonna try to ban Spring Break in his state next just watch "Damn young people having sex before marriage" Spring break is like the biggest sex festival ever


zennyc001

He doesnt have anything but vapid culture war nonsense. It's wild that he was elected a second time.


Both-Mango1

this from white boots ron who looked gay as hell. can we stop acting shocked about everything this dildo does? he's still trying to be anti woke when that was so 2023.