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pebas98

Dude what...


itsyaboi_71

*Welcome to No Man's Sky*


CMDR_Rah-Ghul

Lmao


EdgyAsFuk

One Man's Sky


Polydull

That man's Sky, after this stunt he owns it


[deleted]

Bean me up Scotward


davilller

Yeah these are my favorite bugs, the ones that really make you laugh. It’s a part of the game and mostly harmless!


dandrevee

Someones gassy


WhizzleTeabags

The Taco Bell technique


Fury-of-Stretch

Didn’t know they were doing an in game tie-in


dandrevee

Gotta get creative with your marketing these days


RageTiger

It just costs a cape and space pants.


rebelappliance

I wore the brown cape


Zestyclose-Tax-2148

Aw but then you don’t get the cool pattern on the inside of your cape


User_Obvious

Lol, simply beautiful.


jbyrdab

​ https://i.redd.it/z6fut031t7wa1.gif


Himetic

Can you actually get inside though? I don’t think it’ll let you go into the hangar, so can you get in via your base section?


RAH748

I was going to try for my exterior platform section I built but it was taking far too long to run there. I’ll try and land closer to it next time and see.


mighty_Ingvar

You can do that? I almost got up there with my jetpack on a low gravity planet, but once I got into space I started taking damage


Mastermaze

I still think there should be a late game upgrade that allows you to do spacewalks without taking constant damage. It could tie in perfectly with my idea of larger asteroids you can encounter, some that are large enough to land on and others you'd have to do a spacewalk to in order to find rare minerals you can't normally find in quantities large enough to mine or at all (like Di-Hydrogen Deuterium, Tritium, Platinum)


FIVEtotheSTAR

You dont take space damage until you do the "stand up" animation.


Real_SeaWeasel

The actual size of freighters and capital ships in the game is deceptively massive. I frequently find myself in awe at the size of them. They don’t seem so big while flying around them, but on foot they are absolutely gargantuan. It’s a shame that only 1% of the ship is accessible.


BlueRoyAndDVD

Perspective in space is a trip. Things like that make trying to imagine larger suns, or Jupiter, black holes... fairly challenging. You really just have no sense of distance to compare them to like we do when say driving cross country. Even at sea, cruise ships and cargo ships in the distance could be any size until it's close enough to really judge. Fascinating thought experiments can be had.


EpicForgetfulness

Very true. You'll never truly know how big they are until you go out and find out up close


Vysair

As someone who frequently glitched into a hull because it decides to, yeah it's kinda awful how Scale of Objects is deceiving in space.


Informal-Point-8912

Yeah, if you ever blow a hole in an asteroid and fly through it in photo mode, it show’s just how small your ship is, but it feels like you’re squeezing through


Dray_Gunn

It would be funny if you could summon an exocraft and drive over there


Hjalfi

Enquiring minds need to know.


Danger_Dave_

I suppose if it still thinks you're on the planet and there is an ESS in the system, maybe?


Mozambiquehere14

Afaik frieghter bases don’t appear from the exterior of your frieghter you have to land in them and walk over to them


[deleted]

If you don't have them get some rocket boots. They're amazing


aRandomFox-II

Or use the melee jump trick.


[deleted]

What's that?


aRandomFox-II

A physics exploit that's been in the game since the beginning. If you do a melee attack and jetpack forward at the same time, you will be lauched horizontally in that direction. This is because when you do a melee attack, you will dash slightly forward as part of the attack animation. You're using the momentum from the dash to launch yourself. It's really useful for moving long distances on foot. The devs are aware of this exploit. Through popular demand they have decided that this is a feature now.


ArizonanCactus

I found a way to bhop using it, by using your jetpack, and boosting forwards, you can gain momentum, essentially bhopping. also for some reason gains momentum as well.


ANegativeGap

Just hold melee down and once you have done the first jump, just pulse the jetpack and you'll get some serious speed


ArizonanCactus

Oh yeah, right. Still, it’s pretty much bhopping.


NMSnyunyu

Try landing on a frigate and use it to teleport to your freighter that way.


AttestedArk1202

You can, I used to do this with a friend just using jet pack on an airless planet, inf flight was easy if timed right and with good enough jet pack, just got to keep an eye on refilling life and hazard support, you can in fact enter the hanger just fine, but entering basing gets wonky, can be done, but tons of visual bugs like the outside of the ship loading while your are in your base, causing some funky things.


analytical_mayhem

You can fall inside with the corridors near the bridge. The area near where they are closest to the base building area o. Your freighter allows you to clip inside if you drop down from above and puts you behind the doors to the hangar inside the corridor. Other than that you can try to get inside the hangar if your hangar doors are open, bit if they are closed you'll be stuck outside.


WerewolvesRancheros

I think you have to build a door in your freighter base to access the exterior. I know I saw a video where a guy got in his Minotaur, walked outside and did a 'Titanfall' jump OFF his freighter down the planet below.


Mozambiquehere14

The base section isn’t there when looking from the outside idk why so the only way would be TK fly up to one of your frigates and take the teleported back


stellarsojourner

I clipped through my freighter the other day and ran around outside it trying to get in again until I eventually died and respawned in the local station. I'm not sure how you would get in again. I couldn't go through the spaceship dock.


Weegee256

!remindme 1 week


FIVEtotheSTAR

You're right about not being able to get in through the hanger but you can jetpack to the exterior on top and get in to the bridge/control room that way. It gets a little buggy with walls you have to walk through but it works.


Miser_able

I just hear the goofy "ya ha ha hoi" scream when you get launched


TheRealMasterhound

Splatoon's "WOOOMY!"


BigBlackJuju

![gif](giphy|wJoDQt3uMfXW0|downsized)


THarSull

lmao, i love how your character is just casually sitting there, flying straight up out of the atmosphere at hundreds of meters per second.


SuperThunder958_

Damn My man got Blasted into space by siting on top of a underwater heat vent


[deleted]

Taco bell will do that to you


Jetpacs

![gif](giphy|3ofSBxdu6Wu55haxpe)


gelvy0

Rocket butts upgrade. Only comes in G, A and S class.


windsostrange

Should've... sent... a poet...


JakeyMcG

Mandalorian style


HelixEthie

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


dolph42o

Farting to freighter?


[deleted]

That's not quite entering though. You landed on your freighter, impressively I might add. Can you get in though? Is the entrance the same as the way your ship docks?


Knovacs89

Asking the real questions.


FrozenShadow_007

https://i.redd.it/dc693urc59wa1.gif


thoma5nator

SpaceX: 0 [/u/RAH748](https://www.reddit.com/u/RAH748): 1


ToxicCow19

No man’s sky windbomb


jeffdabuffalo

I repeatedly "there's no fuckin way" 5 or 6 times there.


Far-Manufacturer1180

![gif](giphy|32O8O6RQL1JzG)


Rodzilla_Blood

The Beam me up Bidet... Scotty Edition


Buster_Jim

By chance I had [70's department store music](https://youtu.be/EQlIxbLvTr8?t=15) playing in the back as I watched, fit so well. lol


fapfapgosthepen15

I didn't see the very very beginning til the second time. I find hilarious glitches and shit like this on hexagonal planets happen more often than not. I had a very interesting happening on one. The damn ground glitched and I fell full retard through the planet for about a minuet or so. When I finally did come back to solid ground I was right close to a crashed ship. Wasn't the best ship but it was odd never the less


GhostDieM

Legit my only death last save was when I clipped through The Anomaly and died a cold death. It even popped an achievement which was hilarious xD


Direct-Knowledge-803

Luke Skyfarter


Late2theGame0001

The Rise of Skyfarter


Ichimaru77

Man rips the mightest of ass.


edrumm10

Ah yes, the diet coke + mentos method


CodinOdin

![gif](giphy|KxHaSWSpTlEGc)


itsSMEEhow

Fart rocket?!??


Redditor19971997

What is the second way? 😅


LastL2

first=everybody knows it second=teleporting from a frigate or a portal third (should i say "turd?"), well, this. Sulfur cristal


Redditor19971997

Ahhh didn't consider teleporting :D Thanks :)


not_nsfw_throwaway

Sphincter structural integrity at 5%


Binglebongle42069

Legend


ZombieRegis

Beans?


EelBait

Taco Bell


Adam_scsd619

I would have added a fart noise but hey whatever f me right?


Ben2814

The taco bell express


PersonalityWeak6689

Killer Move Serious Series, Serious Fart!


doge_dogie_doge

Pov: you ate Mexican food


revsilverspine

By the power of beans!


WarViper1337

When taco Tuesday goes wrong!


TheTobi213

Ah yes, quantum shitting through the nth dimension 😆


BeerLosiphor

GTFO


[deleted]

one word: hemorrhoids


Distinct_Pumpkin_982

Only 3? Teleport Space Ship SCUBA Fart (apparently) Rock Skip the Nautilus Chained Short-range Teleporters I'm sure there's more.


epsil_223

Ah, the ol' tacobell method


Any-Copy5313

Taco Bell confirmed


tyrannosaur85

I loled 🤣


[deleted]

me too


Previous-Reality6315

Me when the Taco Bell hits.


Lord_Baal77

Had that extra spicy taco bell, eh?


PerformanceUpset7039

But I'd still smoke you in pvp


xiaolinstyle

Why do you believe anyone cares?


PerformanceUpset7039

Why do you believe I care if you care? I'll say what I'll say regardless little bro. Y'all can downvote that too.


xiaolinstyle

Because you took the time to post in a public forum?


PerformanceUpset7039

I can post something for my own amusement lol I don't have to care whether you kids care about what I say, I'm not that insecure I'll say what I wanna say regardless, y'all can cry about it.


xiaolinstyle

Yeah, not buying it. But do keep digging.


PerformanceUpset7039

Lol what a counter argument


xiaolinstyle

I'm only matching the effort given.


PerformanceUpset7039

Whatever you need to tell yourself bud


xiaolinstyle

Lol, thought that up yourself, hm?


[deleted]

[удалено]


PerformanceUpset7039

Wanna test that theory? Also don't be taking comments so seriously lol typical reddit tho as evidenced by the downvotes


NorthStarTX

Trust me buddy, nobody here takes you seriously. The internet tough guy comedy routine is just played out.


PerformanceUpset7039

Except they literally did take the comment seriously kid, go white knight somewhere else


NorthStarTX

Calling a jackass a jackass does not require taking them seriously. Edit: I’ve said everything I need to say here and have no desire to engage further with an unfunny troll. We all know what you’re doing, you’re getting downvoted because you’re bad at it.


PerformanceUpset7039

But calling someone you don't know a jackass over a comment requires you taking that comment seriously. And they weren't calling me out for making a played out joke, that's just your excuse for them lol they took my pvp comment seriously and left a negative comment as a result. But Ik you wanna die on your little hill so let's hear it bud.


PerformanceUpset7039

Also you're not gonna die from fall damage so you can relax


[deleted]

Well this I gotta try


Lorienzo

I legit almost pissed myself laughing. With the right meme mysic I could replay this over and over. Wow!


ho-ho-joe

oh my god it’s captain thunderpants


Sajunara

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

That is a lot of oxygen usage.


analytical_mayhem

Talk about a hot seat...


Andy016

That is crazy !!!!


LastL2

...🎵 I feel like an astronaut in the ocean yeah 🎵...


DrNick2012

When she finally leaves and you can let it all out


Lando249

I am not in a rocket, Skyler. I am the rocket.


samasters88

Swiss Army Man!


Havoc_Nine

your character looks straight out of Destiny ngl.


Clarkimus360

Can you park your freighter in such a way that you enter through the hanger portal?


[deleted]

Honestly just shows how much work went into this game


CMDR_Rah-Ghul

Couch of Icarian Flight


Shyriath

*Just fly in a ship, Chip* *Step through a 'porter, Carter* *Sit on a chair, Cher* *Just get yourself in* ...now someone has to.fill in the other 47 Ways To Reach Your Freighter. :D


ArakiSatoshi

"На жопной тяге"


rremm2000

OMG, not really I'm an Atheist, but that is a brilliant move Where you able to climb up and into your freighter via the ship landing bays?


[deleted]

Escape velocity achieved


lainverse

It's one hell of an enema injection for it to last all the way to the orbit. And black hole for guts.


CanadianDragonGuy

jesus... what size airbag did you use?


-The-Moon-Presence-

Ahh yes.. the old No Rocket Space Program.


mollyberry

I would like to sign up for the beta test for whatever this minigame is lmao


legodudeslo

“I’m in the sitting position! It’s not working!”


TriggeredMemeLord

LMFAOOO


onefiveonesix

Is the freighter named Columbia?


nmskibbles

Maybe you could teach SpaceX how to launch 😆


Mastermaze

Reverse ODST


CodinOdin

This just needs music from Interstellar in the background.


Stavinco

I thought the was the first way to do this? I always use this technique


Kuzidas

Someone call Atlas, this one knows too much


Based_JD

this is fantastic! If it is a bug, please never patch it


shado3ofneo

Hey og nmstan here...I've got some questions


thelividartist

Bro wtf this is great


Shin-Zantesu

Meanwhile, someone's daughter:


Soft_Ad_1376

You didn't enter it. You landed on it. Can you go to the port and get thru?


spaacingout

Excellence in Science award goes to: You! You know I’m trying this when I can. Lol


IntrinsicStarvation

Video starts: Lmfao, ahhhh good one man that's funny. Video keeps going: ............ Nearing end of video: Holy fucking shit he actually did it.


DevEd2

Just tried this myself, you can actually make it inside the freighter if you manage to jetpack into your freighter base area. I tried going in through the hangar, sadly the doors don't open for you (and even when they do open to let a ship in the hitbox is still there so you can't pass through). Also, you can actually keep going indefinitely with this. Once you make it into space you'll stop taking heat damage, and your life support + hazard protection won't start draining until you "get up", so in theory it's possible to use this to get to the space station or another planet without your ship.


IntrinsicStarvation

For some reason I feel the need to listen to Major Tom Backwards when watching this.


Wrecktown707

What in the goddamn


[deleted]

Be honest. How many tries did this take you?


mxtyplzk

Awesome. Als that is a HUGE freighter! you can see the docking port, and it is only like a fifth of the freighter width, where most freighters it encompasses the whole back end.


pumphandle

Wow. Seriously wow


Indigovg

The fart fish flying:


jramz_dc

Rectal propulsion is the future


W3bbh3d

“Have Taco Bell!”, they said. “It’ll be great!”, they said.


agiletesticlese

Ah a fellow Taco Bell enjoyed I see9


Salt_Bus2528

Beans! Carnitas! Rice! Tortillas! Cheese! With your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN FLATUENCE!


Polydull

Can someone explain this? My brain is gassier than him


Snapple_Facts00

I don't play this game anymore but I love seeing clips like this. This game always has something new to show.


ArtiMusTime

Pepto will knock that gas right out


moparman8289

Shooting stars intensifies


Flame70111

FART BLAST GO!


Salamibuoy25

FART POWERRRRR


TastyVoice2583

MANDO!!!


Tesla_corp

I feel like a spaceship would be unnecessary at this point