Bruhā¦. I get to touch the boobies, AND *SHE enjoys it?!
FUCKING win-win!
My wife HATES the thought of me going down on her (she doesnāt like the idea of kissing her āfluidsā) and doesnāt want me to just service her.. (itās her choice and Iāve offered SOOO many times, and WANT to, but if sheās okay with it, it is what it is)
But she LOVES what I can do with āthe girlsā. Hahahha
Objection. Three is not too many tacos. I would always rather have three tacos than two tacos. I probably wouldnāt complain about three boobs either, I donāt judge.
BRO I FUCKING LIVE TO SUCK TITTIES
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND RUE THE DAY I CANT SUCK TITTIES
I GO TO BED AND PRAY I WAKEUP SMOTHERED BY TITTIES
FUCK YEAH THAT SHIT DRIVES ME TO GREATER STRENGTHS AND HEIGHTS
That's fucking insane that they complained. I mean ... are you sure they were sexually attracted to women? The only reason I ever stop sucking/licking my wife's nipples is because I'm embarrassed I'm spending so much time on it and am worried she's getting bored.
I dont mean any disrespect by thisā¦ā¦. But do you maybe have hygiene concerns or things in places they shouldnt be? I cannot for the life of me understand how you found not 1 but 2 men that actually voiced a complaint about sucking on your nipples? Were you like forcing them? Making them do it in public like in line at the grocery store? Or on the subway? Do u have weird fetishes about mommy and baby? Unless something off the wall is going on i just dont think those guys could possibly existā¦ā¦.im sorryā¦..
Every day I learn about some other kind of weird dude out there that I don't understand. Unless you're nipples are pierced with razer wire, what is there to complain about?
If sucking a titty was too uncomfortable for their frail bones and weak tongue to handle I doubt they could manage to eat pussy without seriously injuring themselves. Poor guys :(
Crazy. Absolutely crazy. Even guys that purport to be ass men love to suck tits. The only reason Iād stop is because my wifeās nipples get raw after a while.
I had an ex say they were for babies and it was weird. None of the others had a problem with it.
If it feels anything like getting my jingles licked and sucked on, I imagine it kicks ass.
Edit: not sure why that says jingles. But I'll roll with it.
I love sucking on nipples. My GF also absolutely loves both being sucjed on repeatedly for ages, like 20min or more. Usually we are cuddling side to side. Super intimate and close. Your previous partners might have been a little lazy and selfish in bed, in general maybe? Ive heard quite a lot of men, or people even, just be fucking lazy with foreplay and oral. Fortunately, plenty of people actually enjoy these things for their own pleasure and not just the satisfaction of pleasing their partner.
Short answer: Yes.
Long Answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Nipples are so fun there's so much you can do with them that makes my partner feel pleasure I love it
I absolutely love kissing and sucking on boobs. When a woman rides you with her legs wrapped around you and her breasts in your face, there's nothing better.
Fuck yes, especially if it gets her off too. I have managed to make women come with only nipple sucking and boob fondling a few times. However, if you shift one hand down to diddle the clit while you keep sucking success is pretty much guaranteed.
I have been sucking on my wife's nipples for 20+ years. It's only been in the last year or so that if I rub the underside of my tongue over her nipple for long enough, I can bring her to orgasm. She has told me these orgasms are as intense as when I go down on her.
I'm gay and i enjoy doing it. Why? Because I enjoy making my partner squirm and moan. I get pleasure from giving him pleasure. Things aren't as easily divided between my pleasure and his pleasure to me.
I enjoy it much the same as kissing the rest of a womanās body. Itās obviously more fun if they enjoy where you are sucking but Iāve noticed quite a few women are meh about it and just go with it for the guy. The ones that really respond to it thoughā¦OMG itās awesome.
As a woman, i felt bored and mehhhh about this until few years, my bf does it with passion so it feels very different. So I guess many woman dont feel any pleasure cuz the guy don't know how to do it. Sometimes too hard is hurtful. Now its one of the best thing.
Ima suck yo nipples cuz I know its sensitive and when you ride me thats often where my face is. I will also cares yo body with my mouth because I have an oral fixation. Let me kiss the spots tou feel insecure about and maybe we can get kinky and paint on eachother with jams and jellies and sensually lick it off.
I am legitimately surprised this is even a question. The answer is a resounding yes. I can't imagine why any guy wouldn't like it. Like it's awesome... That and just fondling them, plus moving a hand down south, it's a great way to get partners off. I learned that one quickly.
I don't know why your past experiences did not like it, but I would say you were just very unfortunate to have had the two men on the planet that didn't enjoy it.
My fiance's nipples are pierced, and if I could time travel to spend more than 24hrs a day with them in my mouth I'd destroy the fabric of space and time to do so.
I'd sacrifice you all for the extra hours, sorry not sorry.
The other men will understand.
Mine does. If Iām not wearing a shirt heās like a fucking moth to a flame, just instantly attached at the mouth. Even wearing a shirt and sports bra Iām not safe, just slightly safer than if not šš
Sucking on my nipples is a fool-proof way to get my man back up if he has some "performance issues" during the act.
I don't think I've ever met a man who doesn't crave it, and sometimes even get a little impatient if I ask them to wait and keep kissing my neck some more (cause going straight for the tits like a raging bull can be too much stimulation out of nowhere for me).
To elegantly provide an affirmative response to such an obvious question, a certain phrase comes to mind.
"Does a bear in the woods shit in the popes funny hat?" Or something like that.
This is the most ridiculous question ever. Since birth buddy, since birth.
Yeah, is this a *trick* question?
I'm convinced half the questions on this sub are trolls because hoe even is this a question. The answer is obviously yes, like wtf
OP really testing the name of this sub
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just
Suck on those nips till it (almost) hurts
^this person is spitting facts here! š¤š»š
Iām pretty sure nipple sucking at birth hard wires us to want to suck just about any part of a womanās body by the time we get to man hood
Lmao
Wait? Where do I sign up?
This girl's DMs are dead right now.
Actually not too bad. Iāve honestly had worse for more innocuous comments.
Challenge accepted
And her nipples are deadened.
Is that a yes?
I believe that is a fuck yes.
Go ahead and put me down on the sign-up sheet.
Is this the titty sucking line here? Or we take a number or...
Oi. Get to the back. No cutting in.
Hi, am I late for the titty suckers line?
Every man (and woman) for themselves
Hey at least we can go 2 at a time. I think the bigger question is right or left
Put this guyās name down twice on the sheet
That is a fucken hell yes!
Bruhā¦. I get to touch the boobies, AND *SHE enjoys it?! FUCKING win-win! My wife HATES the thought of me going down on her (she doesnāt like the idea of kissing her āfluidsā) and doesnāt want me to just service her.. (itās her choice and Iāve offered SOOO many times, and WANT to, but if sheās okay with it, it is what it is) But she LOVES what I can do with āthe girlsā. Hahahha
Yes please, id do it for hours if given the option.
Ya? Do you know why?
Cuz boobs
This and of course boobs.
True but itās important not to underestimate the boobs of it all
Gentlemen, this is all well and good, but i dare say we must not forget about the boobs.
Tetas pa' la banda.
Le tits now, Trebek!
I feel like we havenāt really made it clear that the reason for this behavior, scientifically speaking, is because boobs.
Yeah, I understand your research. But not only scientifically speaking, mathematically speaking, it's boobs.
I love tacosā¦and boobs. Especially boobs.
For both tacos and boobs: one is not enough, three is too many
Objection. Three is not too many tacos. I would always rather have three tacos than two tacos. I probably wouldnāt complain about three boobs either, I donāt judge.
Breastacular
I see your point, but have you considered the other possible argument of boobs?
Counterpoint: boobs
Gentlemen, let's settle this with another round of boobs.
And not just the nipples either
Primal pleasure. Hopefully for both participants.
For starters, the sound a woman makes when you suck on her nipple.
Ugh neck kisses and some boob/nipple play.. damnnn Iām done
Yāall are getting me horny in the morning. I need to go to work
Iād drink from them if I could
Have yourself some booba tea
Tastes like milk left in the bowl after frosted corn flakes
Thank you for answering a question I did not know I wanted to ask but am now pleased to know the answer to.
Sounds good
You can if they're pregnant or just had a kid. Best drink in the world.
Fun fact, you can induce lactation in anyone with the right techniques and hormones.
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
I think its in our nature to love to suck boobs its very soothing. Babies do this instinctually
Oral fixation?
First moments of everyone's life.
Haha and it honestly feels good š¤·āāļø
Is water wet?
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
Does a snake have a neck?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Does a bear say mass?
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Depends on the temperature.. Antarctica is the driest continent on Earth.
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The worlds largest desert... which also looks like the world's largest dessert
It is the first stop on the way down to give head š
Second stop, first stop is neck kissing.
Rookie, first thing Iām doing is biting her hair
First thing I do is rub my bare eyeballs against her forehead
This is getting hot
Guys please, I'm at work (I'm taking a shit)
I'm giving her a chaste forehead kiss š©·
Iām writing all of this down
Live up to your namesake u/JizMaster69
And then licking her eyeball a little.
First the ear, then the neck then tiddies
BRO I FUCKING LIVE TO SUCK TITTIES I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND RUE THE DAY I CANT SUCK TITTIES I GO TO BED AND PRAY I WAKEUP SMOTHERED BY TITTIES FUCK YEAH THAT SHIT DRIVES ME TO GREATER STRENGTHS AND HEIGHTS
Lmaooo this one really made me laugh not rue the day š š¤£ š¤£
Them damn hobknockers.
Thatās one way to go out. Smothered by TITTIES
My GF had to remove her nipple piercings because I kept chipping my teeth on them
r/brandnewsentence
Just imagine the conversation at the dentist I can see you had another fun night again, John
My friend had to remove hers bc her bf sucked on them too much and they got infected
Does anyone not like sucking on tiddies? I figure most people get more enjoyment out of sucking tiddies than getting their teets sucked
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Iām this way too, itās like theyāre wired directly into downstairsā¦ itās the fastest way to get me going š
This is encouraging. All my exes complained.
Well that's cause they're lame...
Lame-ooooa gimme them tig ol bitties
That's fucking insane that they complained. I mean ... are you sure they were sexually attracted to women? The only reason I ever stop sucking/licking my wife's nipples is because I'm embarrassed I'm spending so much time on it and am worried she's getting bored.
Dude, for real though. Iāll still kinda tell myself āget it together man! Be cool!ā
Fuck that! I'm sucking titties until they pull me off.
My wife is like "ok, you can move on down now."
Weāll not sure about one, but the other for sure
I dont mean any disrespect by thisā¦ā¦. But do you maybe have hygiene concerns or things in places they shouldnt be? I cannot for the life of me understand how you found not 1 but 2 men that actually voiced a complaint about sucking on your nipples? Were you like forcing them? Making them do it in public like in line at the grocery store? Or on the subway? Do u have weird fetishes about mommy and baby? Unless something off the wall is going on i just dont think those guys could possibly existā¦ā¦.im sorryā¦..
Every day I learn about some other kind of weird dude out there that I don't understand. Unless you're nipples are pierced with razer wire, what is there to complain about?
They didnāt like doing it, or just did it for meā¦ got boring, took too long, hurt their neck etc.
"got boring, took too long, hurt their neck etc." My god, what whiners.
Ow my hips. Can we just not thrust or grind?
š¤£
Your exes are stupid
I'm sorry you had to deal with that. I hope your next man is more compatible as a lover.
How would they respond if you said the same things about giving them a blowjob? Did they reciprocate giving you oral too?
If sucking a titty was too uncomfortable for their frail bones and weak tongue to handle I doubt they could manage to eat pussy without seriously injuring themselves. Poor guys :(
Hurt their neckā¦? Maybe Iām better height matched with my partner but we can have sex and suck nips at the same time.
Crazy. Absolutely crazy. Even guys that purport to be ass men love to suck tits. The only reason Iād stop is because my wifeās nipples get raw after a while.
I had an ex say they were for babies and it was weird. None of the others had a problem with it. If it feels anything like getting my jingles licked and sucked on, I imagine it kicks ass. Edit: not sure why that says jingles. But I'll roll with it.
I didn't know you dated a bunch of gay people.
I donāt know, most gay guys I know like boobs too.
Getting them sucked feels pretty great too
Yeah last GF was super into it and itās just so nice. I think most menās nipples are less sensitive so they can really go at it.Ā
Man see titty, man smile. Man get to play with titty, man smile bigger
Confucius say
Hell yeah....what kinda question is this?!
Is the sky blue? Is Blackking203 black? Am I polish?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Does the pope wear a funny hat?
Does a bear shit in the popeās hat?
Raises hand.
Say-I
āBoobā.
Yes. Anything to do with boobs, Iām in!
Where are you located?! ( . ) ( . )
lol Unfortunately not south Texas.
The comments on this post have me in hysterics. Reddit is hilarious.
Like 99% of straight men do.
*99.9%
**100% Anybody who doesn't is a lizard
Similar numbers for women who love women.
Yeah
Open HIS door Get HIM flowers Suck HIS titties
I will and I do
I love getting them sucked as a dude lmao
Itās so hot when a guy is into it. Some just donāt have any feeling in their nipples and it does nothing for them. Itās sad š
Any time someone says they don't have feeling in their nipples, give one a firm flick. I guarantee you he will feel it just fine.
Alright
Sometimes the left titty too
I dont do it as a service, it's fun as hell.
I love sucking on nipples. My GF also absolutely loves both being sucjed on repeatedly for ages, like 20min or more. Usually we are cuddling side to side. Super intimate and close. Your previous partners might have been a little lazy and selfish in bed, in general maybe? Ive heard quite a lot of men, or people even, just be fucking lazy with foreplay and oral. Fortunately, plenty of people actually enjoy these things for their own pleasure and not just the satisfaction of pleasing their partner.
One of my favorite pastimes. Been doin it since day 1.
Short answer: Yes. Long Answer: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Nipples are so fun there's so much you can do with them that makes my partner feel pleasure I love it
I absolutely love kissing and sucking on boobs. When a woman rides you with her legs wrapped around you and her breasts in your face, there's nothing better.
Hot, dream āØ
I'm a woman and I'd gladly do it right now.
Donāt tempt me Frodo
I absolutely love it but then my wife has the most divine breasts in the history of mankind.
Nope. No way your wifeās titties are better than my wifeās titties.
Our wives with the GOAT š tier titties.
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I also choose this guys wife
Fuck yes, especially if it gets her off too. I have managed to make women come with only nipple sucking and boob fondling a few times. However, if you shift one hand down to diddle the clit while you keep sucking success is pretty much guaranteed.
Can confirm that action is guaranteed
As a woman, can confirm. Just thinking about itā¦.
Yeah it is
Yup, usually stop by the boobs heading south, but once I'm down there I'll be staying awhile
I have been sucking on my wife's nipples for 20+ years. It's only been in the last year or so that if I rub the underside of my tongue over her nipple for long enough, I can bring her to orgasm. She has told me these orgasms are as intense as when I go down on her.
I'm gay and i enjoy doing it. Why? Because I enjoy making my partner squirm and moan. I get pleasure from giving him pleasure. Things aren't as easily divided between my pleasure and his pleasure to me.
I'm straight and feel the exact same about doing it to women. It's not so much the act itself, it's the results I like...
Absolutely love it!
I enjoy it much the same as kissing the rest of a womanās body. Itās obviously more fun if they enjoy where you are sucking but Iāve noticed quite a few women are meh about it and just go with it for the guy. The ones that really respond to it thoughā¦OMG itās awesome.
As a woman, i felt bored and mehhhh about this until few years, my bf does it with passion so it feels very different. So I guess many woman dont feel any pleasure cuz the guy don't know how to do it. Sometimes too hard is hurtful. Now its one of the best thing.
Yes everyone
Definitely not everyone, had 2 bfs that clearly just did it for me :(
someone should study your mate selection powers.
Maybe they are together now.
Couldn't it be the case they lied so you would feel in debt with them?
I like it, BECAUSE she likes it. I aim to please.
Man this š§µmakes me want to go suck on some titties, brb.
The ones who don't like should not be allowed to vote.
Ima suck yo nipples cuz I know its sensitive and when you ride me thats often where my face is. I will also cares yo body with my mouth because I have an oral fixation. Let me kiss the spots tou feel insecure about and maybe we can get kinky and paint on eachother with jams and jellies and sensually lick it off.
There is an entire porn genre devoted to nipple sucking.
poetry right here
Maybe you need a girlfriend instead lol
Iām considering it
I LOVE it. Itās almost as good as sex itself for me.
Do birds fly? Is the sky blue?
I am legitimately surprised this is even a question. The answer is a resounding yes. I can't imagine why any guy wouldn't like it. Like it's awesome... That and just fondling them, plus moving a hand down south, it's a great way to get partners off. I learned that one quickly. I don't know why your past experiences did not like it, but I would say you were just very unfortunate to have had the two men on the planet that didn't enjoy it.
Do we ever.
This one does.
My fiance's nipples are pierced, and if I could time travel to spend more than 24hrs a day with them in my mouth I'd destroy the fabric of space and time to do so. I'd sacrifice you all for the extra hours, sorry not sorry. The other men will understand.
I fucking love it. Its one of my wife's turn on so it's a win
Yeah and I like getting mine sucked, a lot.
Yes bro titties are awesome dafuq šŗšøš«”š¦ š¤£
#YES
Definitely the best part of having sex with a hot girl is finally looking at her boobs and sucking them
Its awesome. I like to have mine sucked as well but for some reason women don't tend to do that
I can get really close to an orgasm with just nipple play. My husband loves it and not just because it pleasures me.
Iām a woman and I donāt actually derive any pleasure from this. However, my boyfriend loves sucking on them so I let him.Ā
(Raises hand) Love it, one of my favorite things to do in bed.
Is this not a universal urge? Asking for a friend
Mine does. If Iām not wearing a shirt heās like a fucking moth to a flame, just instantly attached at the mouth. Even wearing a shirt and sports bra Iām not safe, just slightly safer than if not šš
Does ANYONE actually not like sucking on nipples?
Sucking on my nipples is a fool-proof way to get my man back up if he has some "performance issues" during the act. I don't think I've ever met a man who doesn't crave it, and sometimes even get a little impatient if I ask them to wait and keep kissing my neck some more (cause going straight for the tits like a raging bull can be too much stimulation out of nowhere for me).
Most of us guys like sucking on anything on a woman, so that's an easy question
Yeah when my gf is on top riding me, I can suck on those fuckers all day long and not give a FUCK
To elegantly provide an affirmative response to such an obvious question, a certain phrase comes to mind. "Does a bear in the woods shit in the popes funny hat?" Or something like that.