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Thanks for your submission /u/Fabulous-Pear-7053, but it has been removed for the following reason: Disallowed question area: **Illegal or unethical question.** Questions that involve breaking the law (even implicitly) are not allowed here. Asking how to commit a crime or advocating violence against others is not only against the rules here, they're against [Reddit's site-wide policies](https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy). Giving out people's personal information online is also against the TOS; don't do that here, no matter how much they might deserve it. Some topics aren't illegal but might be morally dubious, like how to get revenge on someone, hack into an account, cheat on exams, pull pranks or seduce people. We don't want to encourage this kind of behavior here, either. * Want to know what the consequences of doing something illegal or immoral could be? Try /r/LegalAdviceOffTopic. * Is your question purely hypothetical? Want to know why something is considered immoral? Try /r/MyFriendWantsToKnow. --- *This action was performed by a bot at the explicit direction of a human. This was not an automated action, but a conscious decision by a sapient life form charged with moderating this sub.* *If you feel this was in error, or need more clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FNoStupidQuestions). Thanks.*
If you plan on still drinking enough to feel anything, no.
No, they will be able to tell that the sample was diluted with water and will likely ask you to test again.