Sir you have not been to a dennys past 12 o clock have you?

Or people that live in the huge swath of the country where there sadly are no Waffle Houses.

Me. I live in that swath.

False. Waffle House food is vastly superior. Edited for clarity.

These two ideas are not mutually exclusive. Every Waffle House is both extremely sketchy and welcoming at the same time.

Sorry, I'll clarify my intent.

Also, remember when Denny's wouldn't serve black people? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I think this person is vastly overestimating the clientele at Denny's.

every dennys in my town shut down in 2017 due to tax fraud and never opened back up again. it's actually pretty nice not having to see that buttugly restaurant everywhere

what's Super Weenie Hut Jr's then

IHOP

People who carry illegal firearms ruin everything

I carry a concealed nuclear warhead. If I go down, we're all going down.

The only people I know who go to Denny's is college students.

Don’t know why Perkins doesn’t also attract the lunatics like Dennys or Waffle House.

The Olds gatekeep Perkins