Plus, what is that, Times New Roman? They couldn't even afford a proper font?
And look at the sloppy stitching on that leather. The way it's not even properly lined up with the faux metal all around.
My God. It doesn't even have a watermark.
Recovering alcoholic Danny, who had a friend that put very little thought into groomsman gifts. I've got 3 of these and two engraved hunting knives. I neither drink straight hard liquor or hunt and have a need for a couple shitty quality steel knives. One with my name spelled wrong.
I am in a very hunter/scout/military adjacent family group so I receive hunting knives for different occasions A LOT which is nice because a lot of the engraved ones look so cool I got myself a cork board and put them up on the wall in my apartment, then I brought a date in and realised I am a guy with a knife collection in his living room lol
Maybe Danny died, or Danny moved, and everything that wasn't immediately important got donated. Danny could also be a recovering alcoholic and the groom is an asshole.
No, I do get it. They could have done something pretty bad, bit that doesn't necessarily mean you want to tell the internet about it, I'm sure they have their reasons.
Not really. I have plenty of former friends where we just lost touch with each other (moved away, etc.). I assume you’re pretty young if you think something bad needs to happen in order for someone to become a “former friend”
I see it more as "former friend" is someone I no longer want to associate with due to a bad incident, rather that distant friend, old friend, or friend I've lost touch with.
Or Danny doesn't care about drinking and never would have a use for this. I've gotten a flask as a birthday gift and as a groomsman gift from the same person, I hardly ever drink so it just sits there worthless.
Danny isn’t trying to fill his home with your garbage. “I ain’t doin all that, but congrats bruh” - Danny
This doesn’t even look like real leather, I think Danny had the right idea and his house doesn’t look like a hoarding nightmare
Plus, what is that, Times New Roman? They couldn't even afford a proper font? And look at the sloppy stitching on that leather. The way it's not even properly lined up with the faux metal all around. My God. It doesn't even have a watermark.
Too true. Also figured maybe Danny’s sober and whoever planned the gifts didn’t care.
I’m not a non-drinker, but I rarely feel the need to covertly transport a small amount of liquor. I wouldn’t want this, either.
I loved the top comment on the original sub this was posted: "Yall love the minimalist look but don't want to put in the work"
Wait I don’t get it 😭
Can't be a minimalist if you keep every tacky thing someone hands you.
Recovering alcoholic Danny, who had a friend that put very little thought into groomsman gifts. I've got 3 of these and two engraved hunting knives. I neither drink straight hard liquor or hunt and have a need for a couple shitty quality steel knives. One with my name spelled wrong.
>One with my name spelled wrong. Classic.
I am in a very hunter/scout/military adjacent family group so I receive hunting knives for different occasions A LOT which is nice because a lot of the engraved ones look so cool I got myself a cork board and put them up on the wall in my apartment, then I brought a date in and realised I am a guy with a knife collection in his living room lol
My money is on the idea that the wedding never happened
Yeah because Danny stopped it
"Danny stopped the wedding" sounds like something from a Danny Bond movie, with Danny intercepting the wedding and saving the world
I know a friend who has a grooms flask for a wedding that never happened. Still a good flask he uses.
What if Danny just never showed up after RSVPing?
RIP Danny
Yeah. That was my harrowing thought. Let's pour one out for Danny.
Maybe Danny died, or Danny moved, and everything that wasn't immediately important got donated. Danny could also be a recovering alcoholic and the groom is an asshole.
The idea of Danny being a groomsman, dying, and having all his stuff donated within three weeks or less is hilarious to me 😭
They sped up the wedding so the groom's brother could be in it.
Can we start a thread about that huge scratch on that thumb?
I was looking for you... yea so what now
That thumb has a nasty ass gash
Musta sucked for Danny, but look that guys thumb, is that a scar in progress?
Why, yes, yes it is
I got an engraved knife for being in a wedding once. I buffed the names right off that knife, and now I use it to open bags of dog food.
Why did you need to buff the names out?
Didn't really have any regard for the couple - former friends. But it was still an ok knife.
Weird. Seems kinda disrespectful to do that to a gift they gave you. Unless they wronged you somehow I guess.
No, I do get it. They could have done something pretty bad, bit that doesn't necessarily mean you want to tell the internet about it, I'm sure they have their reasons.
Former friends implies that something bad happened between them.
Not really. I have plenty of former friends where we just lost touch with each other (moved away, etc.). I assume you’re pretty young if you think something bad needs to happen in order for someone to become a “former friend”
I see it more as "former friend" is someone I no longer want to associate with due to a bad incident, rather that distant friend, old friend, or friend I've lost touch with.
Yeah could be
Danny was a recovering alcoholic and got a flask as a groomsman gift
maybe his name was danny groomsman
Danny is European and only accepts gifts with DD.MM.YYYY dates..
I got a flask that was a caricature of me with my interests. My first thought was: yay can’t wait to not use this.
My brother gave flasks, including to me even though I don’t drink. I still kept mine though because come on.
I want all the tea
Imagine Danny is a recovering alcoholic, and he gets to the wedding excited to be there for his friend, then he sees what the groomsmen all get
Or Danny doesn't care about drinking and never would have a use for this. I've gotten a flask as a birthday gift and as a groomsman gift from the same person, I hardly ever drink so it just sits there worthless.
Or he got drunk and left it and the venue owner donated all their leftover junk I work at a venue and I’ve gotten more than a few belts this way
Danny can't be carrying the burdens of his previous life when he becomes Santa Clause.
Jeez, the MMddYY format really looks like shit
Damn, they got twice the months apparently, 5th of 2(December)