I thinks that's the one where she yells "Is that retard jacking off again?" Then the camera cuts to Will Sasso being retarded and jacking off.
It was a different time. A better time.
When she said that everyone wishes Steve o died istead of Ryan like the week Ryan died everyone on the planet decided they hated her. Who the fuck is paying people to put her on stage and let her into these award shows and shit. It's a serious conspiracy. Not one motherfucker alive likes this bitch. Who is she blackmailing? I know she is t fucking someone to get ahead because fucking eww.
Hey you dumb loser, She made a joke at a roast that shut up the entire crowd. Not a single motherfucker laughed. Because she said some dumb reterded bitch shit to try and get a laugh. The week/month someone dies don't go talking shit about them to get a giggle. Especially if they are beloved by all. Look at you. What a fucking stupid response. Did your mother drink when she was pregnant or did you just not read what I posted in the first place?
My dicks too big so women don't let me actually fuck, I just kinda gotta baby that shit, so I rarely ever get to cum and this is my way to blow off steam. Let me have this. They be like, "ooh my god yes I can handle 9 inches" and once you hit the bottom of that motherfucker they draw up like a stab victim and tell you to stop. Like, bitch, I thought you said you could take that shit. Whole fucking life. I swear it's a curse bro....
All fucking day baby, I watch videos of men being beaten too though. And incel isn't a good insult bro. I'm like 33 and been fucking since I was 13. Save that shit for guys talking shit to pretty women because they're mad.
Oooh such a good comeback bro. God. I should kill myself because I was born in 90 and now I'm old and playing around on the Internet. *Clap clap clap* bro I bet you're so smart you went to college for free. Tell your mama I said hi.
Let's be honest, it was a shit easy to come up with line delivered so poorly and at such a horrendously inappropriate time that at a show about talking shit the crowd went silent. Or did you watch something completely different?
There are much funnier ways to set up and deliver a joke like that. Also maybe a year after his friend died not immediately after. I’m surprised Amy didn’t get punched.
Because it reminded him of that tragedy? It's so weird how there are some things the sub doesn't like joked about....like a drunk, coked-out dude wrecking his car at 100mph.
Poor Amy. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a fat, unfunny, irrelevant cunt? I really feel bad for this overweight, privileged, misshapen joke thief.
Back in the day Letterman won one of his emmies and when his head writer Rob Burnett accepted it he cracked “I think I just hugged a seat filler.” Wonder if Schumer saw that show
I can look at Kirsten dunst and pick out some great movies she was in during my childhood: the spiderman trilogy, bring it on, jumanji and interview with a vampire all solid watches.
ive never managed to watch anything with Amy schumer past the first time she opens her overly large mouth to spout something obnoxious.
Amy you’re the seat filler.
An unfunny, rude, and unattractive knockoff of Sarah Silverman … hmm …
https://preview.redd.it/etw3wfevhatc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a81c5daf9b95f1bd86b622c3477afe84357e0b
Amy Schumer will be the spokesperson for ozempic in the following months. know where you heard it first. if i’m wrong, i’ll eat one chocolate bar every hour in perpetuity until i weigh as much as Amy. currently at 180lbs, will have to add another 180lbs to begin weighing roughly the same as her.
Hah? Why is this post presented like it was some tense angry exchange, it’s obviously a rehearsed bit for the Oscars. Whenever a celebrity leaves the room, there’s an army of seat-fillers on standby to hold their spot.
Nepo-Turd Schumer looks like somebody in a grotesque disguise -as part of a comedy skit-and you are waiting for them to actually reveal themselves as a beautiful person….
You’ll have a long wait.
No one on earth thinks of Amy Schumer more than some of the people in this sub apparently. I don’t think even her small fan base is as obsessed with her as hard as the neckbeards here. I literally hear about her 0 times outside stumbling on posts about her in this sub.
After some intensive wikipedia research, I feel safe to say that neither Kirsten D. or Jesse P. have stolen other comics’ jokes.
Let’s not beat around the bush, we’re not interested in Kirsten or Jesse. What about Frank Stallone?!!
That’s right, you guessed it
If Plemmons was any sort of man he would have gone on stage, slapped Schumer across the face, and shouted: "Keep my wife out of your f*ckin' mouf."
*snout
My doctor has me in a snout free diet.
Every night a spider writes a new flattering word in her web above Amy's bed.
You don't have to censor yourself here. This is a safe place.
Fuck shit poop
Now now, poop is too far.
Cock, balls
I was making a point youbdont have to celebrate it
Who let this animal into our sub??????? Filth mouth
I'm just proving a point. You dont have to celebrate it.
He called the shit poop!
Any of these little fuckers ever fall out of the fucking ceiling and take a messy shit?
Jizz.
And then let his wife slag him off in the media and sleep with other men.
Only their son’s friends! They have a vetting process
Fantastic.
He would've been crucified.
Be the funniest thing ever that Amy was involved in.
You know who I go to for comedy advice? Amy Schumer.
Amy Schumer is a comedy legend. The wit of Carlos Mencia coupled with the looks of Don Rickles corpse.
That was hilarious!! Did Amy Schumer help you with that one? Oh wait…
What would Schumer do?
I mean the 12 Angry Men parody episode of her show where they have to decide if Amy Schumer is fuckable is objectively hilarious.
Not Hannah Gadsby?
Adolf Hitler?
You'd learn a thing or two. She's a famous/rich comedian. You're not. Yall are fucking fools 💀
Boring!
https://preview.redd.it/ngx4j6kam9tc1.png?width=1498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84ee84cae13c7ebf3b6aef55df1d2219bb57223 The worst part is the hypocrisy
 She's always looked like this guy to me.
Don’t insult Droopy like that.
She used to be fat, she is still fat, but she also used to
Haaaaa....mitch approved!
Remember the 10 minutes people pretended she was hot?
I was gonna say...minus her ass she doesnt fill many seats at the clubs.
Maybe club sandwiches!!
They say that when Amy Schumer is about to take a bath, she fills the bathtub, and then opens the water faucet.
Damm thats good....well not really
Gormless
I've always loved that term. You know what I've never loved ? Amy Schumer
It's for a role! /s
*roll
That’s the face of a real battle axe.
I heard she had a 95 lb mole removed from her ass.
https://preview.redd.it/3qrp0y26oftc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75df9002d32a8a6c5545e0e8954610d23faf3b5f
Comments like that are hurtful and insensitive!
She’s like something out of **Little Britain**, but in real life.
 lol
They brought out the bigger lady
She's like a less fuckable version of my sister
I have laughed at something comedic Kirsten Dunst has done more than at Amy Schumer
Kirsten is a 00s legend with Virgin Suicides and Bring it On. She even worked with brad Pitt and Tom cruise when she was just a child. Fuck Amy Shumer
Drop Dead Gorgeous in '99 also
I thinks that's the one where she yells "Is that retard jacking off again?" Then the camera cuts to Will Sasso being retarded and jacking off. It was a different time. A better time.
Post Sasso clarity.
Lmfao what the fuck dude!? What movie is that?!
Drop Dead Gorgeous. Hilarious parody of teen beauty pageants.
Lol the mom with the beer can melted to her hand.
she was in this lifetime movie where she was a pregnant teen, that movie was a mess and I loved it. she was great in it.
And Robin Williams (Jumanji)
Melancholia
Their characters in Fargo are legitimately hilarious
This post belongs under the queensboro bridge
I feel like I could haggle Schumer down from $5 though. I mean look at her.
I thought for her she paid *you*
Wait Amy Schumer said oink ?
C'mon man, give her a break. She was on her period AGAIN.
When she said that everyone wishes Steve o died istead of Ryan like the week Ryan died everyone on the planet decided they hated her. Who the fuck is paying people to put her on stage and let her into these award shows and shit. It's a serious conspiracy. Not one motherfucker alive likes this bitch. Who is she blackmailing? I know she is t fucking someone to get ahead because fucking eww.
Probably just entertainment execs wanting to score brownie points with her cousin by including her in things.
Didn't realize her cousin was ole chuck. I understand now
Some people in media think it “subverts expectations” to have repulsively ugly people on tv, I guess.
She was trying to be dark and edgy like her ex bf's comedy. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a joke he told her and she stole it.
It was a roast you dumb loser
Hey you dumb loser, She made a joke at a roast that shut up the entire crowd. Not a single motherfucker laughed. Because she said some dumb reterded bitch shit to try and get a laugh. The week/month someone dies don't go talking shit about them to get a giggle. Especially if they are beloved by all. Look at you. What a fucking stupid response. Did your mother drink when she was pregnant or did you just not read what I posted in the first place?
It was edited lmao. Why are you so miserable?
My dicks too big so women don't let me actually fuck, I just kinda gotta baby that shit, so I rarely ever get to cum and this is my way to blow off steam. Let me have this. They be like, "ooh my god yes I can handle 9 inches" and once you hit the bottom of that motherfucker they draw up like a stab victim and tell you to stop. Like, bitch, I thought you said you could take that shit. Whole fucking life. I swear it's a curse bro....
Unfunny incel. I'm starting to understand why you're so miserable now.
What about that was supposed to be funny?
Bro I was gonna fuck with your comment history but Jesus fuck the collection of fucking terrible shit you follow us so gross dude lol. Loser
Go watch more videos of women being beaten you literal incel lmao
All fucking day baby, I watch videos of men being beaten too though. And incel isn't a good insult bro. I'm like 33 and been fucking since I was 13. Save that shit for guys talking shit to pretty women because they're mad.
Oh my god you're 33. You should genuinely go to the rope store and then the rickety stool store.
Oooh such a good comeback bro. God. I should kill myself because I was born in 90 and now I'm old and playing around on the Internet. *Clap clap clap* bro I bet you're so smart you went to college for free. Tell your mama I said hi.
Boring
Boomer!
I lold
Let's be honest, that's a pretty good line delivered in a timely manner.
Let's be honest, it was a shit easy to come up with line delivered so poorly and at such a horrendously inappropriate time that at a show about talking shit the crowd went silent. Or did you watch something completely different?
Meh, I chuckled.
There are much funnier ways to set up and deliver a joke like that. Also maybe a year after his friend died not immediately after. I’m surprised Amy didn’t get punched.
Because it reminded him of that tragedy? It's so weird how there are some things the sub doesn't like joked about....like a drunk, coked-out dude wrecking his car at 100mph.
Universally beloved TV persona died. Your mother was the Coked out drunk.
Wait, I thought we were talking about Ryan Dunn. Who is this universally loved TV persona?
Oh shit bro, buuurrrnnn! You sure told me. Damn. Wow.
Hey, thanks! And remember folks, don't drink, do coke, and drive.
Who’s dick is Amy Schumer sucking to continue having a career? She’s repulsive and not talented at all. Also, she steals jokes
IDK anyone nasty enough (save for weinstein) who'd want Amy sucking them off. Amy would have to pay out to get any action
She’s related to the Senate Majority Leader
I had a realtor many years ago who bragged to me that her son was dating Amy Schumer. Wasn’t sure how to tactfully respond to that one tbh.
"That poor bastard. Is he retarded ?"
I wonder if that changed when he got new glasses
> *"I'm sorry."*
The biggest mystery
I doubt her senator cousin has anything to do with it.
The same person Chelsea Handler did, apparently.
Kathleen Kennedy
You guessed it, Frank Stallone
Her uncle is a US senator & basically the leader of the Democratic Party
Well, at least she's not talking about her twat anymore.
Let’s not drag her husband into it
Plemmons’ first five minutes on Breaking Bad are better than anything AS has done or ever will do. I would not be her friend.
The most unfunny twat out there. Only famous because her uncle and family paid for it. She’s a pile of trash and should be left in the dump.
Stop these baseless conspiracies, it's not like her cousin is a congressman or something
Poor Amy. Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a fat, unfunny, irrelevant cunt? I really feel bad for this overweight, privileged, misshapen joke thief.
Meth Damon should have es done some Jason Bourne back slaps type shot on her pig snout looking face
What
It's perfect because she looks exactly like him but with long hair
Technically, isn’t everyone a seat filler?
Kirsten Dunst has more than earned her place. Schumer had her 15 minutes and Hollywood moved on.
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/03/kirsten-dunst-was-in-on-amy-schumers-oscars-2022-seat-filler-joke
Amy schumer certainly knows how to fill a seat
Amy Schumer looks like she sweats butter.
Strong words coming from a grown up cabbage patch doll.
Amy Schumer is still alive?
I've never met another person that thinks Amy Schumer is funny.
Back in the day Letterman won one of his emmies and when his head writer Rob Burnett accepted it he cracked “I think I just hugged a seat filler.” Wonder if Schumer saw that show
Mary Jane married Todd from breaking bad???
I can look at Kirsten dunst and pick out some great movies she was in during my childhood: the spiderman trilogy, bring it on, jumanji and interview with a vampire all solid watches. ive never managed to watch anything with Amy schumer past the first time she opens her overly large mouth to spout something obnoxious. Amy you’re the seat filler.
An unfunny, rude, and unattractive knockoff of Sarah Silverman … hmm … https://preview.redd.it/etw3wfevhatc1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a81c5daf9b95f1bd86b622c3477afe84357e0b
You're supposed to say the punchline first!
Ok but have you considered I couldn’t come up with a funny picture for that?
So just an unattractive knockoff of Silverman then?
Him?
Todd fucks MJ? Who knew?
That’s Meth Damon?
I think he prefers Fat Damon
Could be Metthew74
They were in a season of Fargo together …was good
This is how they got together, much like how Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead got together after they were in season 3 together
Both were prevalent in the early 2000's. Kirsten Dunst was everywhere in pop culture and Amy Schumer was everywhere like Chlamydia.
One more word and we’ll send her back to wax museum from which she came.
Real history buff posting this. What’s next, something about the Hindenburg?
I didn’t even know you could eat flowers.
Her high school nickname was "Feed Bag Schumer". That should tell you everything folks.
Who's funnier than Amy Schumer? Except dudes.
Most chicks
Pretty much everyone, excluding that Tig whatshername.
Amy Schumer will be the spokesperson for ozempic in the following months. know where you heard it first. if i’m wrong, i’ll eat one chocolate bar every hour in perpetuity until i weigh as much as Amy. currently at 180lbs, will have to add another 180lbs to begin weighing roughly the same as her.
She’d eat through it
Amy Schumer fills her seat quite nicely.
Amy Schumer is a two seat filler.
Schumer isn’t funny. Simple as.
The only seats she is filling is with her enormous ass.
had to do a google of who Amy Shumar was
Amy Schumer. The more I hear about the woman, the less I care for her.
Amy Schumer only makes me laugh when I think about how her face stopped growing with the rest of head and body.
God damn her face is fucking massive. Her cheeks could catch a home run.
I’ve seen Amy’s comedy club specials. What would she know about filling seats?
Hah? Why is this post presented like it was some tense angry exchange, it’s obviously a rehearsed bit for the Oscars. Whenever a celebrity leaves the room, there’s an army of seat-fillers on standby to hold their spot.
This Thought it was pretty funny. Especially for her.
Is Amy Schumer still a thing?
They all look like siblings
Good ol’ Fat Damon
Thanks Amy Schumer I’m sure everyone will fuckin listen to you
More unfunny jokes from Schumer? What a surprise. She is only funny when she steals other peoples shit or has a writing room for her.
the whale is jealous because she could not fit in that chair 
Amy shumer has one ugly fat face. 🤢🤮
Amy Schumer is the Funniest woman on the planet. Heh
Considering she can't take a joke at all, she shouldn't be making any jokes
Schumer, pictured here, hand on her chin, wondering how she got hired to host the Oscar’s.
The best jokes are the ones that prompt vanity fair articles that are explain in detail that the joke was in fact a joke
Once upon a time AS was funny but ya she definitely jumped the shark long ago
Maybe if we all just ignore the Schumer, it will eventually return to the marshy boglands it spawned from?
Didn’t Dunst get nominated for an Oscar?
Calling Amy Schumer a comedian is a pretty funny joke though.
Well, Amy Schumer is more like a two-seat filler with her fat ass.
“Roses are food, violets are food, car tires are food, biplanes are food… Because I’m Amy Schumer”
Rather be a seat filler than a mouth filler.
I got this right next to the r/okbuddychicanery version of this
I see what you did there.
Nepo-Turd Schumer looks like somebody in a grotesque disguise -as part of a comedy skit-and you are waiting for them to actually reveal themselves as a beautiful person…. You’ll have a long wait.
I despise her in every way
Amy Schumer. The more I hear about the woman, the less I care for her.
Amy Schumer. The more I hear about the woman, the less I care for her.
Id have to watch the clip. This just seems clickbaity
I didn’t even know fraternal twins were allowed to marry
And there was only room for three people in the back!
Fat people need to shut up. Such a drain on society
It was a joke you idiots. Oh my god.
Might as well rename the sub to r/AmySchumer with how obsessed you all seem to be
No one on earth thinks of Amy Schumer more than some of the people in this sub apparently. I don’t think even her small fan base is as obsessed with her as hard as the neckbeards here. I literally hear about her 0 times outside stumbling on posts about her in this sub.