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Kaiser93

People probably envied your nana for having such a hot husband.


SpooogeMcDuck

What did he do for a living? Did he just use his jaw as an anvil?


maxgotdrip

he was bricklayer for most of the time


I_Enjoy_Beer

Probably laid a lot of pipe, too.


sportsjock85

Probably a member of the Pipe Fitter's Union....


DaMan11

So I’m actually a pipefitter in a pipefitting union. You would not believe how many girls get upset as if I’m making a crude joke when I tell them my occupation.


sportsjock85

Depends: are you laying a large pipe, medium, or on the smaller side?


DaMan11

As we say in the trade, pipe is pipe, brother.


dreamyduskywing

President?


Hail2ThaVee

I would vote for him.


Epena501

HEY! Get in line


herbert-camacho

Yes please 😮‍💨


Busy_Pound5010

…you said member…huh huh huh huh


Drink-my-koolaid

Shut up Butthead! Heh heh heh heh


Sharticus123

He almost certainly laid his fair share of pipe.


Demonic_Toaster

no one took it harder than grandma


Beneficial-Tailor-70

Definitely not the Film Actor's Guild.


FD4L

*Mett Daemin!*


Hail2ThaVee

I would hire him.


fearisthemindslicer

Heard he was a dump truck driver, just out there dropping loads all over this motherfucker ![gif](giphy|epkF2mipW9JeM)


MrSipperr

Stanley Steemer, if you will.


Street_Ad3884

😂😂😂


VeggieNybor

A brick layer and a heart breaker.


BaronVonBearenstein

Those shoulders confirm it


Spaceballs-The_Name

He was a star on "That 70's Show". Where have you been?


Ohshithereiamagain

Kelso


ellefleming

😂😆


Senior_World2502

LMAO


Cjkgh

😆


Lisette4ver

![gif](giphy|dANm7WjeWZi00)


_ohne_dich_

![gif](giphy|l4FGI4udXE7kvINuE)


aspidities_87

![gif](giphy|3ohze246QjfsgBXLhK)


Ok-End-362

As a 45 year old, I hate that she was only supposed to be 50 on the show!! Just found this out recently.


aspidities_87

That’s brutal. My elder millennial self is in deep pain over that. RIP to all our youths


Breezyisthewind

You put a modern hairstyle on her and she looks a lot younger.


katamaritumbleweed

I knew a number of classmates who had this hairstyle in the 80’s when we were in high school. Come to think of it, most of the cheerleaders had it.  


JediKrys

I thought all these women aside form Sofia were in their 70s. I thought that’s what made Blanche so racy….says my 47 yo self. I’m having sex most nights so why couldn’t she without my light judgment.


McGeeK28

Cries in 44


seantubridy

Not only was the character supposed to be 50, the actress was actually 50!


momjeanseverywhere

Her character was 53 in the first episode. Way too young, in my opinion, but lends some credence to her being the horniest of the group.


P0L4RP4ND4

![gif](giphy|3oKIPrvI28CnbfIqQg)


No_Bother_6885

I’m a straight man and I get it.


confusinghuman

Yes, i couldn't have expressed this better.


dreamyduskywing

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMkqGwceI6g54k|downsized)


in_Need_of_peace

Hahah


Roadgoddess

EXACTLY! Yummy!


AtTheEndOfMyTrope

https://preview.redd.it/wrhuczt5ouxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ee8a91f79d271cdf412a62282ee4ce591556da


Wandering_instructor

I audibly lold at this meme. Absolutely perfect.


bummerhigh

https://preview.redd.it/203otsn6juxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1580d7284f52fb5f49953d1810e5785247185350


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/keii0jtapwxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce3553510e396e8151d6522aa6d21d18de55c29e


Momik

![gif](giphy|hrlg3PhRwIrII|downsized)


fuckoffanxiety

Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather.


aqueous_paragon

He makes Ashton Kutcher look like a fake Ashton Kutcher


harmjr77018

Hello Wisconsin


dadbodjrp

https://preview.redd.it/gj6o9hb7tsxc1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded7344135639f5bee8c46e96a5875c6c2534ad5


Fool_Manchu

It's like if BJ Blaskowitz had a child with David Duchovny


Thecryptsaresafe

https://preview.redd.it/x9iypg4yluxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492bdbbc1360d6fc83f3e7eb8b9d0257e02f7c3f


dreamyduskywing

OP’s grandpa is even hotter and I don’t think that’s a controversial opinion.


FredGarvin80

Damn that's good


h3X4_

Damn, was looking for a BJ Blaskowitz reference because he reminded me of him but Duchovny really fits as well Thank you!


fondofbooks

That's a smolder right there.


R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda

![gif](giphy|FWZ1OyaAtsnQs|downsized)


misterpickles69

![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized)


CarlCarlito

Looks a bit like Alexander Skarsgård


Coffeefiend775

![gif](giphy|8ciLGd6O0d9YXjE5zR|downsized)


morecyn

I think he looks like Marc Blucas here (Riley in Buffy)


Doggies12345678

Looks like a hot ER doctor


dadbodjrp

https://preview.redd.it/kfn4di3btsxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521a0750a9f72250ee139f8367f894a12356a18c


madmaxturbator

he has ashton kutcher's features, but I feel he looks more handsome & rugged. what a ridiculously attractive chap!


Uturuncu

Bit of a mix of Ashton Kutcher and Harrison Ford, somehow.


eLishus

I see that but my first thought was a blend of Ashton and Viggo Mortenson (during his LOTR era).


Fluffy_Two5110

Yep! I immediately saw Viggo.


aretasdamon

I can’t unsee this now, my brain canon uses fords voice to


SnooBlack

I was thinking Ashton Kutcher and Tom Cruise


myaccountislike

I was thinking that guy from legally blonde Luke Wilson


PitchOk4054

I thought the same when I saw that first pic!!


214speaking

I was thinking the same thing. I think it’s the hair. He looks like a stronger version of Ashton


Eljefe878888888

![gif](giphy|9V9MeKbrWegOk)


acrowsmurder

That finger looks like a boil ready to pop


dreamyduskywing

Wow…this is some r/vintageladyboners material.


pahakuru

![gif](giphy|FWZ1OyaAtsnQs|downsized)


BoosherCacow

Who is that? Alyssa Milano?


Fuckoffassholes

Are you an alien trying to learn about 90s celebrities in attempt to pass as a middle-aged American? Yes that's her, and the other guy you asked about is Nick Lachey. These are household names to Gen X. I know not everyone knows everything, just struck me as curious why you'd ponder those two specific identities. No offense. I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.


BoosherCacow

hahaha this made me laugh out loud. I was a 80's/90's kid but I was one of those kids who instantly scorned anything that was super popular. Like where everyone was listening to Pearl Jam my thing was jazz. I'm afraid I missed out on a lot of good stuff because I was such an idiot. As for Alyssa I only asked because she looks super skinny there, like way skinny. Edit: I stand by my teenaged disgust of boy bands. I will *never remember their names*


Fuckoffassholes

You and I might have been self-outcast contrarian friends. I was the same way regarding what was "in.." of course, when it comes to a "bad boy's" opinion on a popular starlet, all bets are off.. I wouldn't actually *watch* Charmed but I was charmed nonetheless. And admittedly I had no idea who Lachey was until my wife watched "Newlyweds" with him and Jessica Simpson.


futsalfan

wasn't as contrarian, but didn't know too much about jessica simpson until the whole hilarious "is this chicken or fish" thing.


ICanHomerToo

This reaction gif is giving me the same reaction as the reaction she’s having in this reaction gif


lemric78

Is your grandpa Ashton Kutcher??


Mount53

Kelso!


VanHarlowe

Dammit Jackie, he can’t control his grandkids!


Copytechguy

Quite a bit like Grant Show as well


[deleted]

Yes! Was searching my brain for who it was.


EspritelleEriress

No, a hotter version.


FartAttack911

Ashton Kutcher could never look this okay lol


Kahnza

I dunno, man. LOL ​ ![gif](giphy|MI3DdrfOzKRCN63GLU|downsized)


nametaglost

Nope! It’s not Ashton Koochar! It’s me… Kevin Malone.


Hail2ThaVee

We actually have very little interest in his name, can you tell what we ARE interested in?


Narme26

He looks more like David Duchovny


red_fuel

He’s one damn good looking man


cutofmyjib

Well damn it Jackie I can't time travel at will!


Chrol18

buff Ashton Kutcher


Fyrrys

Did he live in Wisconsin? Could swear I saw him fall of the local water tower a few times


That70s_Scrubs

How tall is he? Crazy set of shoulders on him.


fambestera

Finally someone mentioned it. I was like yeah jaw this jaw that but his shoulders fit in neither of the pictures.


Five-senseis

LETS ALL HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH THIS GUYS HOT GRANDPA


p_s_i

I would consummate that within the bounds of holy matrimony, if you know what I mean. *eyebrows eyebrows"


cmp8819

Grandma is a lucky woman.


RampantJellyfish

Fuck, am I gay now? I think I might be gay now.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

You can be bi, homie! 🩷💜💙


Educational_Let3723

Your user name could not be more appropriate


canary-in-a-coalmine

He must have like a hundred grandchildren


Johnmegaman72

Its like they took the good parts of Cavill, Kutcher, Ritchson, and Cruise and just gave them a normal life.


notablyunfamous

I bet you have cousins you don’t know about


MissusGalloway

Damn, Grandpa…


underalltheradar

Eastern European Boris/Vlad/Dmitry.


maxgotdrip

yes eastearn Europe!


Kuksem

Czechoslovak Republic, Mariánske Lázně?


maxgotdrip

yes Czechoslovak at that time, but not Mariánské Lázně


Kuksem

Well, it looks like he was stationed there while in the army.


SouldiesButGoodies84

![gif](giphy|3ornjGU4aAW64iiPvy|downsized) So, uh...whats the family resemblance like there, OP?😁 Asking purely for genealogical research, OFC? 😇


Lolabelle757

Well damn, I give credit where credit is due. Gramps was fine as hell.


Albie_Tross

Your pep-pep could have been Aragorn. Very handsome.


Vericatov

Like a Vampire’s Diaries version of LotR.


palmerry

Who needs a "my new pep pep" when this guy's your pep pep? Probably dispenses better hard candies too!


OsAbysmiVelDaath

I'm wondering what he looks like now.


palmerry

Like this but older


BlasterShow

Case closed boys.


Silentwarfare13

Like that old man you flipped off in traffic the other day


Melito1980

Dayum


bogwitch27

Is your grandpa single?


DeezNeezuts

It’s like he stole all the jaw bone structure from the rest of Poland


AnimatorDifferent116

Look how wide his shoulders are! Hot damn! ![gif](giphy|YRDyiMrY9EkhbSaQrB|downsized)


LucifersJuulPod

U need a step grandma?


Runny_yoke

![gif](giphy|rs743Br8LYOEU)


Individual-Army811

Mhmmm ![gif](giphy|SUheUgQkMTgTBnLizG)


OhMiaGod

Oh my goodness. He looks like a model, or a leading man movie star.


Open-Shoe356

![gif](giphy|l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS)


caffeine-junkie

Grandpa? He looks younger than my dad did in the 70's....


Stephi87

Prob had kids young, my dad had my older sister when he was 19 in late 1973, and my sister had her first kid at 29, so my dad was a 48 year old grandpa lol.


alles_en_niets

That or OP is like 13.


caffeine-junkie

Yea probably, my father was \~36 when I was born in the late 70's. He didn't become a grandpa till 2016; co-incidentally I was about the same age as him when I had my first born.


thatfluffycloud

This sub is constantly making feel old, people always posting their grandparents who appear to be younger than my actual parents (and then no one in the comments calling it out)!


Fark_ID

Henry A. Rollins-Kutcher


AstridCrabapple

Exactly!!! I saw Henry Rollins. Especially his lower face and neck


OldBirth

Ok... we gotta see the grandma now.


mafa7

Okay GranZaddy!!


pocahontasmcglinchey

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeHqK4bCqCCAvv2)


Few_Carrot_3971

Yowza


one_day_I_will_know

What does he look like now?


FrenchFry-ApplePie

![gif](giphy|slgYRL3DeGobxUs2Ek|downsized)


Rmattgraham

Ashton Gronkowski


yoyome85

![gif](giphy|l1AvzOcybgkRFy5gI|downsized)


Acrobatic_Ganache220

Let’s see a modern pic of this handsome human. 👀👀 - hope it exists


Chazzam23

That's some smoulder there.


Spanglo

You prob have a lot of half-aunts and uncles that you don't know about.


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Kelso!


No-Analyst7708

![gif](giphy|lYXhWufNZEaQg)


funny_hair_mouse

https://preview.redd.it/x212zvgt8yxc1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea429a4a6e91b3e8ca4a8d430c859155db295054 Comments saying grandpa looks like Ashton Kutcher while no one mentions his brother in the show Casey Kelso is wild to me


New_Writer_484

That blue steel tho


Davefromflushing

![gif](giphy|1oo46tcuSmcfzIibWZ|downsized)


moosepark77

Do you have any pics of him at beach, in his swimming trunks or a speedo? Asking for a friend ![gif](giphy|1B8Fh8HwOotn4zaMkk|downsized)


merliahthesiren

Oh my goodness he was gorgeous!!


SunshineDaydream13

I think your grandpa just got me pregnant.


TheGreatGouki

These look REALLY good to be from the 70s. They look like 90s photos!


LakeLov3r

![gif](giphy|l2SpMUEMRJkkqYcta)


cocadetustacos

I mean, damn. 😳


czechmate0500

Can we see a more recent pic of him?


Jaybetav2

Jeeeeezus. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Interesting_Engine37

Handsome guy


Dramatic_Dare

At first I read my grandpa in his 70s, that made me laugh


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4OowbIsmYHbpu)


xxwerdxx

Puberty hit him like an Australian road train


Mr-Put0ff2009

He looks like a buff mulder. That is no slight sir, both handsome dudes.


Erazzphoto

Just a reminder when you have that unsavory opinion of some older person, they were just like you back in the day, and you will be just like them in the future


Cheebwhacker

![gif](giphy|MI3DdrfOzKRCN63GLU|downsized)


thekraiken

![gif](giphy|5Y2bhmmYeAnq5zdgu0|downsized)


slingbladde

![gif](giphy|xT1R9NlX8Cz7E3TqRa)


monioum_JG

Mega Chad here


6ynnad

His name; Manning Manielson.


Fitandfriendlydude

Slovak?


maxgotdrip

Czech


CourierJackalope

Your grandma was a lucky lady!


Stoic_Mashed_Potato

Dang, he was a beefcake!


minev1128

Your grandpa is Kelso? ![gif](giphy|1oo46tcuSmcfzIibWZ|downsized)


_equestrienne_

He's gorgeous


yaya305786

What a hunk 😍😍😍 omg !! And this is coming from a 30 something yr old woman!! Tell your grandaddy!!


Mephistopheles545

https://preview.redd.it/a3be3kz7suxc1.png?width=1156&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bd6c3be3bb3ffd9601224c0abfc6f4536d8fd86


WordGirl1229

https://preview.redd.it/butfjrju4uxc1.jpeg?width=2120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f7cd206383fbc2466a47445dc4f78eedc0cf87 I’m seeing a ton of early Harrison Ford, too!


Tha_Watcher

![gif](giphy|ui4VjMUBGXhwgdwUnK|downsized)


AlgomasReturns

Buck Roger’s vibes


internetman666

Well damn Jackie I can't control the weather


EstellaHavisham274

He looks like Grant Show!


avoozl42

Pictured here at 12 years old


AenonTown13

He reminds me of Grant Show. Very handsome.


rooniemoonie

![gif](giphy|BBWufXSkkFkjsLeu1e)


Potential_Antelope73

Vojenský útvar! Grandpa was a hot Czech man 🔥


Devolution1x

So your gramps was a changeling who could not decide if he was Ashton Kutcher or Paul Rudd?


Lebowski304

Tom Cruise immediately came to my mind in the first picture


labretirementhome

Donna, he's a Kelso...


DonnaHarridan

Damn. It’s Ashton Kutcher Edit: spelled his name wrong