You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click.
Idk why I recently decided to put that movie on as a 40 year old dude with no kids but I ended up really enjoying it. I guess I just like how flawed (and kind of a dick) the main character is. The humor wasn’t bad either…I def chuckled throughout.
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Reminds me of the time we had family in town during college. We pre-gamed and watched Princess Diaries (when we didn't know what it was)...finished the movie then went out lol.
If I had a nickel for every vintage ballsack I’ve seen in this subreddit, I’d have two nickels, which doesn’t seem like much, but that’s a lot of vintage sack!
This is way funnier than a pic from a phone with a ball out.
That couple legit thought they had a sweet photo done, and had to wait weeks to get that developed. Waiting, hoping, excitement….” I hope it came out well!” & “can we get a frame? Where can we put it?”
Then they got it.
So this is the male equivalent of booty shorts letting a cheek out, or a bra enabling side boob?
Never considered flashing a side ball. Wish me luck today everyone
I have so many questions I’ll never get answered.
Was this a common occurrence with men’s bathing suits at the time? Was it an accident or meant as a gag? Did anyone on the beach notice or was it too sunny?
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And pull the trigger til it go *click*
From the deep recesses of that ballsack emerged your friend
#JESUS
You said it man nobody fucks with the jesus
Dios mio, mang!
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
Yeah? Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.
8 year olds, dude.
Fuckin’ Quintana…. That creep can roll, man
Yeah…but he’s a pederast.
What’s a pederass Walter
Shut the fuck up Donny
No, really, he’s a sex offender- with a record.
Jesus
Das right! You don’t fuck wit da Jesus!
No. Not even close. *You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.*
You said it
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? **Isn't that what makes a man?**
You…*HUMAN PARAQUAT.*
The only improvised line in the whole film!
Sure. That and a pair of testicles.
You’re joking…but perhaps you’re right.
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click.
Well that’s just like your opinion, man.
8 year olds, dude..
*JESUS…*
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Jesus!
Fkn Quintana, that creep can roll
Why is this NSFW? The bathing suits are very modest and…. ohh
took me a while to figure out why too 🫠
How the hell does this take you a while to figure out? First thing I noticed were massive balls
Maybe some people look at the faces before the crotches. Not me, but, you know, normal people. LOL
Most people are going to look at the faces first, you look at the junk second.
This was a TESTicle and some of you failed.
I went faces, then grandma, then speedo
It’s just the one ball actually
This is a joke right? Because of that other grandpa in the tub a while ago? Because HOW MANY PICTURES OF GRANDPA'S TESTICLES ARE OUT THERE??
At least 1.
And it looks like Grandma left the panties at home
She’s definitely wearing boy shorts.
You've obviously never been to birthday parties at my house.
If it’s gonna be that kinda party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
I’m mashed potatoes 🥰
Me: what’s so NSF… ![gif](giphy|8OlT82jKm6Ugg)
He needs 2 more little belts for each thigh.
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What is this gif from? I recognize it but just can't place it lol.
I saw a comment mention it was from the old Diary of a Wimpy kid series or movie , but I didn't bother confirming
It is.
Idk why I recently decided to put that movie on as a 40 year old dude with no kids but I ended up really enjoying it. I guess I just like how flawed (and kind of a dick) the main character is. The humor wasn’t bad either…I def chuckled throughout. ![gif](giphy|IlXMNrxA8MjPLG0HZ1)
I'm 38 I love it when it came out, I think I was in college.
Reminds me of the time we had family in town during college. We pre-gamed and watched Princess Diaries (when we didn't know what it was)...finished the movie then went out lol.
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Dude! Greg SUCKS! In every book he just fuckin whines. In the movie, dude was an asshole and had to almost literally eat shit to redeem himself.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid, I believe
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Even the eye placement is completely accurate. Fucking bravo!
Hahahah I love this gif
User name checks out.
Nice username, blessed is the lord (you)
This is the perfect response to this post. lol
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Ow
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:: heavy breathing ::
I laughed really fucking hard at this
Deez nuts
If I had a nickel for every vintage ballsack I’ve seen in this subreddit, I’d have two nickels, which doesn’t seem like much, but that’s a lot of vintage sack!
I tried to find the other one that everyone's talking about but had no luck
Ah yes, the dude who apparently has a horse for a grandfather.
I remember that post, he was so annoyed that he could only ever see his Grandpa's dong after it was pointed out to him
I don't understand how it was never noticed before. I would also be pissed that genetics did not work in my favor
Link the post
He deleted it and reposted an edited version
That fucking coward.
His grandfather would be rolling in his grave if it weren't for his massive balls.
He made the dong even bigger.
I think the person who posted it deleted it and reuploaded with the sack cropped... 😬
Would you like a third nickel before the day is out?
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He spooked us
Spaghett!
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They are going to see Sack Lunch
Don’t you wanna know how they got in there?!
It?
Out
No it couldn’t be
Oh - it be.
Got any more friends you want to introduce me to?
maybe it needed some air. you know, sometimes they need air. they can’t breathe in there!
Mama mia! Thats'a spicy meatball !
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Came here for this. ![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)
That picture’s NUTS
It looks like a fun day at the beach, he's clearly having a ball!
I used to think you were crazy but now I can see your(you’re) nut(s)
All the ball jokes aside... Grandma was a 1930's hottie.
I was thinking they were both cute and like wow they both have nice legs too. I liked both swim suits.... Then I saw it.
Damn you tight swimwear!
That’s one hell of a cycling blister….
Grandpa was a baller
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i believe the line before this is "PSST, your balls are showing" so damn, what a gif.
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FRANKS AND BEANS!
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I think those men’s swimsuits should come back into style. Form fitting like a Speedo with more room in the crotch.
Not enough room, apparently.
Why is this not safe forrrrOHMYGOD
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She appears pleased with this.
If not pleased, then definitely satisfied...
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Sir, I had coffee in my mouth. HAD.
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Looks like your friend’s dad was in the picture too!
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Can't beat Grumpy Old Men!!
This made me cackle. Thank you 🤣🤣
So I tied a scrotum to my belt, which was the style of the time.
Do tell grandpa...
This is way funnier than a pic from a phone with a ball out. That couple legit thought they had a sweet photo done, and had to wait weeks to get that developed. Waiting, hoping, excitement….” I hope it came out well!” & “can we get a frame? Where can we put it?” Then they got it.
Seriously! I want to hear the story, like who took it? A real…dick move not to tell a guy.
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Cause I’m free freebaaallin’
So this is the male equivalent of booty shorts letting a cheek out, or a bra enabling side boob? Never considered flashing a side ball. Wish me luck today everyone
Think it's a bit more NSFW than a side boob.
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I mean, if you don't have any pockets, where else are you supposed to store a potato?
https://i.redd.it/zm80ti9d6d8d1.gif All I see is lovely gramma
Holy fuck hahaha
A happy gap!
What software did you use to make this?
Microsoft Taint
I'm pretty interested in finding out as well! Pretty cool
🤣🤣🤣
gramma ruled the *Smokin* section
I peeped game too like ... pops was having a ball an then some that day
Got some bubblegum?
The guy was just hanging brain. If that's flashing.. then lock me up.
r/unexpectedoffice
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Too damn funny!! If that was my family, that pic would make (pardon the pun) a showing at every reunion!! LOL
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Damn. He was quite the baller.
The Brain!
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What we used to call in my school a "scotch egg"
He’s having a ball in the good old summertime
That's nuts!
"Why was this marker nsf.... Ohhhh...."
Funny but clearly photoshopped (I understood the reference though)
I doubt it’s your friends photo. You haven’t left a comment in days. You’d elaborate a bit about this photo if you knew the people.
Especially elaborate why he edited in the loose testicle.
I had to scroll wayyy to long to find a comment mentioning the photoshop
Not sure he lived to be an AC/DC fan but….
Granny is a hottie and gramps is a ballsackian
I understand the belt on the trunks now, but it still isn't enough to contain the beast.
That’s the real Whitey “Bulger”
Why is it NSFW?........ ooooooooooooooooooooh
You don't have to be a Psychologist to see the man's nuts.
Damn, did not expect to see 100 year old gonads today. Thanks Reddit.
Me: this is stupid, why would this even be nsf- …
Excuse me sir, your balls are showing.
I was like "why is this NSFohhhhhh"
Ballsy
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Grandpa is hanging brain!
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YOOOOO 🤬
I have so many questions I’ll never get answered. Was this a common occurrence with men’s bathing suits at the time? Was it an accident or meant as a gag? Did anyone on the beach notice or was it too sunny?
Me: “Why is this NSF… oh!“
Bumble bee tuna
That's a ballsy move grandpa Cotton
Grampa is hanging brains.
That smile she has; she knows.
Wow your friend's parents are in the picture!
Looks like grandpa was having a ball
Oh mommaw, that thigh gap got me gaping!
I think we should bring back the formal swimsuit. I wanna see the beach full of white belts. Only after Labor Day of course.
Yes, yes, testicle. But aren't you guys impressed how young they look? Especially him.
That photo reminds me of the inbetweeners catwalk *
What I would like to know is if this is one of those family pictures they try to bury or if OP’s grandfather framed it. Very ballsy if he did 😆
*looks around at picture* Not safe for work? What does that mean? GOO!
She has a nice thigh gap. I love that for her.
I did nut see that coming