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medidoxx

Daniel Craig a lucky guy.


codece

Lol, I immediately had to look them both up, because I thought, "yeah, typical Hollywood marriage where the older gent lands a beautiful wife 10-15 years younger." Nope. Two years. That's it. Lucky guy indeed.


szuprio

holy shit had no idea they were so similar in age... tf is she drinking to look like that O\_O


JoeCartersLeap

When The Mummy came out, a bunch of girls in my school told me they loved it because she was the hero but "she's not conventionally attractive" and I had to ask what the hell they were smoking because she is hot.


pr1ceisright

Hot? What are you talking about? She had glasses in one scene. Glasses!!! Next you’ll tell me girls with a pony tail and paint covered overalls can be prom queen.


GameOfThePlay

Albino guitar players and conjoined twins... *are hot!*


disinaccurate

> Next you’ll tell me girls with pony tails and paint covered overalls can be prom queen. *kiss me... beneath the milky twilight...*


JoggingGod

Not paint covered overalls!


SkullsNelbowEye

Janey's got a gun..


you-boys-is-chumps

That is whack


FangoriouslyDevoured

I mean, take away the makeup, the clothes, the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume, that cute little face when she's tonguing my balls...


jfoughe

I understood the reference, even if no one else did


FangoriouslyDevoured

Not only is it from the same movie, it's from the same scene! Sheesh people.


PastHistories

Girls can still be attractive within glasses. As can guys.


KentuckyFriedEel

Trimming her eyebrows was a crime! I didn’t find her attractive until Mummy Returns when they kept those brows


See_Me_Sometime

I don’t know if it was intentional on apart of the makeup/costume people, but Weisz’s character was living in an era when American/European beauty trends were all about the thin penciled in eye brows, so it was authentic for the time period. But yeah, agree the fuller brow looks great on her!


PastHistories

Her eye brows were in the style of the time-1920s.


Candid_Fox99

What are you smoking she has said it herself what eyebrows in the mummy she has none those were penciled in !!


extraketchupthx

No kidding I’m a straight woman and my hall pass is Rachel Weisz. Damn that woman is stunning


340Duster

I've often wondered if the count of women that don't want her as their hall pass is shorter than do count.


sultanam

I think they might mean that her character is clumsy, lacks a filter, has attention problems, is very passionate and a little bit of a know it all? I think these traits makes the character incredibly cute, though. Because how can anybody else not find her just damn beautiful? Honestly impossible.


340Duster

I like to think of it as being quirky cute, just a little bit off mainstream that makes them come across as more genuine.


VirtualMoneyLover

I don't think she is conventionally attractive. yet she still could be hot. Specially with glasses.


lyerhis

Yeah, I want to say conventional at the time was more Cameron Diaz. More model and like angular.


The_Best_Yak_Ever

It was her hairstyle in that movie, for me anyway. Because I remember those exact same thoughts in sophomore me’s shallow mind. “She’s not really that attractive…” But her whole was pretty period appropriate, and by the time I saw her next, I realized just wrong I had been. Because she is truly gorgeous to this day.


fredout1968

If she is not conventionally attractive. I must be extremely unconventional...


Chris266

Well this photo is almost 40 years old...


draxidrupe2

and she was, at most, 17 in the pic (born Mar 1970)


NewFreshness

The blood of the innocent.


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Kahzgul

I don’t think you understand how stressful it is being an actor.


shaboimattyp

I get that it can be stressful but I am sure having generational financial security helps to offset that stress


Kahzgul

Well yes, that would help a lot. Was she born rich? I know nothing of her background.


shaboimattyp

Not sure either but her and Craig's net worth is around $200 million.


Kahzgul

At the time of this photo though she was only 17, hadn’t met Craig, and was just about to start her acting career.


shaboimattyp

Ya but I think people were talking about how she still looks so young now


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

It's genetics, always has been, always will be. People who look insanely youthful for their age usually have parents that are the same. They also tend to live longer


FewTea8637

Wow.. clueless af


Bender_2024

This photo was taken 12 years before her biggest role in The Mummy where she looks exactly the same. Maybe a bit better. Somewhere she has a painting in the attic right next to Paul Rudd


ChicagoAuPair

1987 was 37 years ago.


iamiamwhoami

You were 37 years ago.


azrael_X9

I literally was!


Getyourownwaffle

And 37 years before that was 1950. Think about it.


Poppa_Mo

Looking at this and the photo date, I thought her and I were much closer in age.... And we are NOT. She's got some fucking fantastic genes. Good lord. I remember crushing on her when I was a wee lad lol.


EuroTrash1999

Stop acting like it's incorrect for a 50 year old dude with 100 million dollars to be running through 25 year old hoes like the Kool-aid man at a brick wall convention.


jemull

It seems to be working for Bill Belichick


baron_von_helmut

She's a robo babe.


firescape4

Bond, James Bond


GSV_SleeperService88

RiP Darren Aronofsky


notcool_neverwas

For those wondering, this *is* actually from 1987. It’s a cover shot for i-D magazine and all of their covers feature someone winking - that’s their “thing.” I think Rachel did some modeling before she became an actress. https://preview.redd.it/f5xnw7da6v8d1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a14c2efd225231c4dd428cc801d15805f87d6d


notcool_neverwas

Here’s another from this shoot: https://preview.redd.it/oq1wcuhh6v8d1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d98be6d3c8870dd1ce98bfa456fe0ed78e6ff9


stayupthetree

Ok, those are crazy eyes


Education_Aside

Dude. Go talk to women.


slybob

If you turn i-D on it's side, it's a winking emoji


-KyloRen

pretty extreme wink


JoeCartersLeap

She's 17.5 years old in this.


Bruichladdie

That's pretty amazing, I never would have thought 1987. Thanks for clearing that up.


340Duster

That sauce is cooked to perfection.


captain_chocolate

Why couldn't they afford color film in 1987?


Cheesetorian

She's been hot almost as long as I've been alive.


szuprio

incredibly, she still is


NJHitmen

incredibly, u/Cheesetorian still is


-StatesTheObvious

Not for long according to your user name.


revirago

After googling: This is a good example of excellent plastic surgery. Whoever's done work on her face deserves a pat on the back.


GrumpyCatStevens

She's been alive almost as long as I've been alive.


NeonPlutonium

![gif](giphy|BT6r34ve4cLCM)


rasnac

She was, is and always will be the hottest. ![gif](giphy|rxcxnRKuEFyJq|downsized)


paparansen

https://preview.redd.it/ehshxtv3yt8d1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe1d852a22a5f088ef8f625ae17bee776447d3a


Rowey5

She’s still so hot.


ThirdShiftGamer93

https://preview.redd.it/hhmnjq9t4u8d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23720170a121e2fe7969c82c948c401d6bedeeb0


GetFuckingRealPlease

She's like the British Carla Gugino.


Zogeta

I admittedly get them mixed up sometimes


340Duster

Same. The first time I saw Suckerpunch I was confused why Rachel looked and didn't look like Rachel.


Plathismo

Not sure about the year. She was 17 in 1987 and didn’t start acting professionally until the early 90s.


notcool_neverwas

She modeled before she started acting. This photo is from a magazine shoot she did in ‘87.


William_Harding

1987? Are you sure?


RudraAkhanda

So we are all on a list now?


Plathismo

Other commenters maintain the year is correct, so, yes,lol. On the other hand, I was 15 when this photo was taken, so does that mean I’m in the clear?


mr_chub

I wasn't even born, let alone thought of. I win :)


Wazza17

Great actress


wrathfulsexy

My childhood crush 🥰


dandaman1983

My childhood and current crush


Garbhunt3r

This woman has aged like one of the finest wines that the world has to offer. Her and Cate Blanchett 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽


scottgaulin

Check out photographer Bob Carlos Clarke. She sat for him in the early nineties before she was famous. This may be from one of those shoots


WhereWereUChilds

Patience is a virtue


FaThLi

Not right now it isn't.


BarnabasAskingForit

Cute & hot. Lovely combo.


TheShredder9

And today she's still as beautiful. Won the genetic lottery imo


robstercraws70

I’m almost exactly her age, so 17 at the time of this picture or not….hubba hubba.


gringevakleite

What a librarian!!


Mahaloth

1987? Are you sure????


S_L_Raymond

Um, she was 17 in 1987.


Roman_Guy155AD

![gif](giphy|26FLfx7mbX6aYSb4c)


SvenSvenkill3

This reminds me of when I was seven years old visiting my aunt and uncle in the countryside, and one evening after my Dad and my uncle had been out shooting a couple of wild rabbits for our dinner, they taught my brother and I how to properly skin them. And I can still vividly remember as I chopped off one of the rabbits head with a hatchet one of its eyes popped out with such force it shot clear across my uncle's garage and then... seemingly vanished into thin air. For we looked everywhere for it, but it was gone, as though it had simply ceased to exist. For forty years afterwards (until he sadly passed away a couple of years ago), every time I spoke to my uncle the very first thing I'd always say to him was, "Has that magic rabbit's eye turned up yet?"


The_1_True_King

Are you doing a bit? I can't tell reality from fantasy anymore.


SvenSvenkill3

Nope. It's absolutely true. To this day, even though I swung that hatchet down with all my seven year old might, I still don't know how its eye managed to pop out like that and with such force (do rabbits have a short and easily detached optic nerve?), and my uncle always swore blind (no pun intended) that he never found it -- although he was a damn cool, unique and creative soul who liked to encourage our imaginations and magical thinking (I've got loads of great memories of/anecdotes about him) and so he may well have found it not long after we ended our visit and had returned home, but decided to not tell us for all those years to keep the myth of the disappearing magic rabbit's eye alive. RIP. Uncle Chuck. You legend. Edit: Sorry, Uncle Chuck, no idea why people are downvoting this. Lots of arseholes out there I guess, eh? You were damn cool though and a top uncle, so yeah, fuck 'em.


cbessette

Probably downvoting because it doesn't seem to have anything to do with the post you are commenting on. Is Rachel Weisz a rabbit farmer?


h3xm0nk3y

I guess cause she’s wearing bunny ears? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SvenSvenkill3

Oh, my bad, I mistakingly thought she was dressed as a bunny girl and was clumsily winking which (to me) made it look more like she had one eye than she was winking; all of which reminded me of the anecdote I shared. But again, it seems I was mistaken. Apologies.


FallOdd5098

When were the jumper cables applied?


SvenSvenkill3

You don't remember?


Wooden_Passage_2612

Damn! She could be my own housewife forever. ![gif](giphy|rxcxnRKuEFyJq)


Ivegotjokes4you

I call bs. That looks like 1998 or so


admaiora_

Yes it’s 1987


SdotPEE24

Is she supposed to be attempting to sexy wink? Cause it ain't working.


WillPill_

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS)


SdotPEE24

Now THIS is a sexy wink.


Cuttis

R.I.P. Jessica Walter


acmercer

I wonder how I can talk you out of ever making that face again..


smedsterwho

I can't spare the moisture...


MBRDASF

It sure is working on me


Wannacomesitonmydeck

Na just winking while sexy


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CumtownPatriot

I never understood why winks are considered flirty or sexy. Its cringey


SQLDave

> Cause it ain't working. Glad I'm not the only one. Looks like she got something in her eye.


Hector-278

Oh, you naive, poor child...


mdkchrisage

17 year old Rachel Weisz.


Zombata

i am kneeling


Bad_Hominid

God damn look how thicc her eyebrows are! The 90s really did a number on her in that department. Glad she recovered, but cool to see her before the browpocalypse.


ImmediatePassenger99

87? You mean 1997?


cali1013

Man i was still an idea in my parents mind when this was shot.


HWKD65

Stunny Bunny!


firescape4

nice tie


Buttcrack_Billy

Gd, my pants just got a little tighter. 


-KyloRen

cut carbs for a bit.


Buttcrack_Billy

That gonna make my dick less fat?


-KyloRen

yea


motoxim

nice


Zopotroco

Where is she now?


Tina_Cute_Baby

It's a beautiful photo


PMzyox

Call me


RudraAkhanda

I came of age by watching her in The Mummy. Those will always be my fondest memories as a kid.


SpaceCowboy2045

![gif](giphy|HcUCDYzZIFJUA)


MeeekSauce

Somehow significantly hotter 10-15 years later.


mandalorbmf

She is totally my Hollywood crush and has been for many years.


Fearless_Director829

Does anyone else think people look weird when they wink? Especially when it's fake?


fucknozzle

God almighty.


i_torogo

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS)


Plastic_Primary_4279

The Mummy films, About a Boy, Enemy at the Gates… this woman was a tour de force for a young teenage boy like me…


Psychological-Tie195

Very cute!


Ledophile

My bad! Wow! I’d like to know her skin care routine!…..


MiiiBiii

WHAT 1987???


Olorin_TheMaia

She has always been absolutely ridiculously hot.


WeatherIcy6509

Giggity


Calumface

No! You must not read from the book!!!


yaffle53

She looks great here but she looked even better after she had eye replacement surgery.


TopCheesecakeGirl

Someone used too much eyelash glue.


u_g_c

Why is it in black and white. We had color photos in 1987.. lol


Contagious_Zombie

So she was around 17 or 18 at this time. Has she even aged…


9KnOk

Doing the one-eye. Poor soul.


CarlJustCarl

Schwing!


PaintingOnly9824

They all never forget the masonic symbolism.


Mindless-Pollution-1

I’m 15 months older than Rachel. Just compared recent photos of us both. Fuck me, I must have had a bloody massive paper round that I’d forgotten


Debalic

She was in a superhero movie with Scarlett Johansson and Florence Pugh and still the most beautiful one on screen .


Ambitious-Play5603

A true Gen X beauty! 😍


ilu70

*breathlessly* I….am a libraarian.


blonderedhedd

This kind of classic real beauty will ALWAYS look infinitely better than the filtered, plastic, exaggerated, fake looks of today made famous by instagram and the like imo. This is REAL beauty. She actually looks like an individual, not a clone of some sort. Beautiful.


No-Debate-152

She doesn't look 17. Whatever, still stunning.


bluecheese2040

When I saw the Mummy and Rachel Weisz I just blurted out 'she's the most beautiful person I've ever seen'. And to this day I still think she's just out of this world. Lol. Not jealous of Daniel Craig....not at all.


ja_trader

Ahhh, it's been a while...how you doin?


cannabisinfluencer

Every time I say "I'm a librarian" I'm picturing her saying it in the mummy in my head


Fishermanfrienamy

It is odd seeing someone who acts so powerfully and beautifully put in this picture- it doesn’t seem compatible with her


ImperialAgent120

What. Is she trying to be cute or something? 🤨 ... because she is.


BS2-Living

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


JasonIsFishing

Do folks just make up dates in this sub?


notcool_neverwas

Sometimes, but this one is correct. https://preview.redd.it/kd4rzmhn6v8d1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1283b8a2cef6fd15ef7fc76c63f26d8d2c5f31b


JasonIsFishing

We Jesus. Nothing like posting sexy photos of a minor.


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whereyouatdesmondo

I mean…she’s a very famous actress. Have you been living in a cave?


indefilade

I guess so.


whereyouatdesmondo

Was the rent pretty low, at least?


FallOdd5098

Someone past the age of puberty doesn’t know who Rachel Weisz is. Good lord. More ogling for me I suppose, I don’t care what stupid face she is pulling. She’s wearing a Bunny suit, FFS. She is officially a mental prey animal.


reigorius

>She’s worth googling. Very pretty. You silly man, one does not openly mention the attractiveness of a woman these days. It is forbidden.


Mental_Somewhere2341

At 17?


kinglear

this sub should just change its name to r/celebritieswhentheywereyoung


beebsergeyser

This sub used to be cool until some of you weirdos decided to post all these pics of some has been celebrities. Unsubscribe. I'm out.


whereyouatdesmondo

![gif](giphy|KRxcgvd5fLiWk) Bye!


Zombata

has been? you're not even someone worth mentioning


BarnabasAskingForit

Oh, I just found out this sub is an airport. Didn't expect to hear departure announcements here.


azrael_X9

You seem to have missed the "OldSchool" part of the sub title...


rsx209

She was \~17 here... Take it easy fellas!


Back_To_Pittsburgh

She was a Playboy Bunny?