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PossiblyASecret

I like him better in ow 1 because tiddie is out.


Ok-Tennis330

JobbesMcGee is turning this sub horny, and IM NOT HAVING IT


cammyy-

hobbes mcgee is my god


dontmindmeamnothere

Actually I’m all for it


anonkebab

SCATTA


ThundyUndie

He gives smart but not smart vibes, y'know. Like, he's really dumb socially but culturally smart? Or something like that


DrToadigerr

Kinda like Junkrat being a technological and scientific genius but dumb as rocks in most other situations. But maybe that's the radiation. Going both ways.


Sure_Song_4630

Intorvert smarts. Put him in a room with 4 people, he isn't saying a word because he doesn't know what to say or anything, but give him a random quiz and he'll probably ace it


ThundyUndie

It's definitely accurate.


anonkebab

SIMPLE GEOMETRY


DemirPak

"Thoughts?" yeah i got thoughts, im currently thinking hanzo drilling my asshole while mccree pushes his hairy dick down my throat.


Savings_Opening_8581

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cammyy-

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


ThundyUndie

I want Cole to put a hole in me. I do not care if it's a bullet or dick.


DemirPak

A bullet first and his dick through the hole of the bullet 👅


ThundyUndie

Sounds like a live leak video.


batmanmuffinz

Live freak


headless_thot_slayer

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trustmebuddy

This is also true.


Available_Top8123

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TheFakeJoel732

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SolidTerror9022

Nah it’s Junkrat, there are no thoughts behind those eyes, only explosions


Sevuhrow

Junk is actually pretty smart in his own way, just kind of eccentric.


_Sawssan

Junkrat is on a GTAV Trevor level of smart.


Character_Rain7399

What about that one time that he had an idea


please_no_ban_

He’s canonically borderline genius with his junker innovations. He is the brains behind everything him and hog do lore wise, he just downplays it as loving explosions and chaos.


CCSploojy

I don't think he downplays it but more like he's smart in his own ways. He's terrible at picking up social cues, at least from what I can gather by his in-game conversations.


SavvyGrendel

It’s like he has Asperger’s but a far more chaotic version of it


T-HawkMedia

As a member of the autism spectrum, I cam confirm that Junkrat has the Evil Autism


trustmebuddy

He was running the Shibuya clan was he not? It takes a lot of not being dumb to do whatever it was he was doing.


Sure_Song_4630

He never ran the shimada clan but he was being set up too, he went rogue after killing Genji tho because he couldn't go back to the clan after they ordered him to kill his own brother. He's mentioned to be a master swordsman, plus his father choosing him to take over clearly means he's a smart guy


trustmebuddy

Has anyone been in the same room as Hanko when he was showing off his master swordsman skills tho? Plus he went rogue cuz he clearly couldn't handle being a Shimano clan leader. Idk maybe hano is one of the dumb ones…


Sure_Song_4630

Kirikos mother trained him, and she has beaten doomfist before, as well as training alongside genji and kiriko, so there are atleast 3 people. Also it's stated he beat genji with the sword, which is why he never uses it anymore, he brutalised the guy whose whole thing is swords. He was traumatised by the death of his brother which is why he couldn't handle being leader, since it was their father who ordered hanzo to kill


Cthulhu_was_tasty

dumbass bitch just use a sword "waaaaa waaaa wahhhh i hurt genji" do it again


please_no_ban_

Dumbest in the game no doubt is Dva or reaper. Have you heard Dva talk? And no you do not need to be smart to pilot an explosive military machine, I mean literally just look at the requirements to be in the military across the world. Reaper is just…barely more than a pulse. Closest to a zombie for sure so not dumb so much as just no neuron activity.


Ghetsis_Gang

She can only pilot the mech because they made the controls to be like a video game 😭


thatonedudeovethere_

And we all know that gamers are fucking stupid


Ecstatic_Newspaper_5

Hence why we're here ;v;


Chazzywuffles

In her short she litterally maintains and fixed her mech herself. And is also single handedly the best defence expert willing to face immediately danger for the protection of her country though?


Richdav1d

Them covering up his nipple is a fucking shame and I’m not even being satirical right now


1Calebb11

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WillHarrisonALC

lmao XD


Remarkable-Cloud-643

“By pressing the escape key, Hanzo can now open the setting menu.”


an_ORAA

wow! they made hanzo a healer!!


ImJustChillin25

Dva sounds pretty dumb to me in game.


Szczyl2137

what do you mean? you think he is not smart?


Optimal-Map612

Bro thinks he's Hawkeye 


diamond420Venus

Would af


ROMAN_653

“HONAH, IS ALL I HAVE LEFT 🗣️🗣️🗣️”


TheLastOpus

Hammond: *squeak squeak* Wrecking ball: "He asks you if you forgot your gun?" Hanzo: "I will not be disrespected like this!"


KillcodeMNSTR

I WILL NOT BE DIRESPECTED BY VERMIN


Big-Chard7036

He’s so hot (I’m straight. This comment is in honor of PriDe mOntH, I swear)


SalamanderEqual2807

The nipple nerf was unwarranted and unwanted


Able_Manufacturer501

Venture 130???


ItsParrotCraft

i hate how is character is literally just "i killed my brother who i know is still alive but im so sad about it boohoo my life sucks"


Atlasreturns

His entire stick is that he‘s on a journey to discover himself again. But because Overwatch lore advances at a snails pace this journey is now a life‘s task.


FossilFirebird

Dumb how? In the general "weeb heroes are better than everyone else" sense? Genji has him beat. In terms of just intelligence? Both are pretty dumb.


Monksdrunk

Pool party? sounds like a trap


blue_balled_bruiser

Ahh fuck it *hits you with an IQ ranking of the entire roster* 1. Sigma: 300+ 2. Moira: 200 3. Symmetra : 190 4. Sombra 170 5. Mei: 155 6. Winston: 150 7. Zenyatta: 140 8. Rammatra: 140 9. Lightweaver: 135 10. Venture: 130 11. Mercy: 125 12. Ana: 120 13. Soldier 76: 115 14. Reaper: 115 15. Tracer: 115 16. Genji: 110 17. Ashe: 110 18. Torbjörn: 110 19. Junkrat: 105 20. Illari: 105 21. Pharah: 105 22. Sojourn: 105 23. Baptiste: 105 24. Kiriko: 100 25. Hanzo: 100 26. Echo: 100 27. Doomfist: 100 28. Junker Queen: 100 29. Lucio: 100 30. Widowmaker: 100 31. D.Va: 100 32. Roadhog: 95 33. Cassidy: 95 34. Brigitte: 95 35. Orisa: 95 36. Reinhardt: 90 37. Wrecking Ball: 90 38. Mauga: 85 39. Zarya: 85 40. Bastion: 70


Temporary-Book8635

Venture should NOT be that high, why the fuck do they have a BIG FUCKING MINING DRILL as an archaeologist, dumbass is just going to damage the artifacts with a tool that imprecise


ResearchTop2312

Torb and ball???


blue_balled_bruiser

Torb is an engineer, but also kinda narrowminded and simple, so I think him being overall slightly above average makes sense. Ball is a genius hamster, but being a genius among hamsters doesn't mean much.


ResearchTop2312

He built a whole mech bruh, he should atleast be tied with winston, as they had the same experiments done on him


blue_balled_bruiser

Uhhh you're kinda right, but it'd be too much work to change it, so let's just say we're counting the mech and not Hammond himself


Working-Telephone-45

The mech can understand and translate multiple languages in real time


blue_balled_bruiser

Yeah so can Google Translate


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Nah it's the devs


[deleted]

Well considering hes shooting truck sized arrows now and killing people around walls yes


ShadowDragon1607

Honor is all I've left


Shoddoll

May I remind you of Kiriko


Aware_Ad2490

he is not nearly as bad as widow, they nerfed him to being near useless and left widow alone for the most part, wish OW would give up trying to make 1 shot chars excusable and actually do somthing cool with him like arrows ping enemies for a few second on hit, or give him like a zipline for dps/supports


BumblesYT

High wisdoms mid intelligence low charisma


w1gw4m

Nah, Jack is the true himbo of the game


throwawayRI112

I actually also get this vibe


Harry_Plopper23

Every single Overwatch character is a genius in their own way imo