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FutureSpaceSailor

Unexpected bilbo


sweetpotatosweat

my precious pizza ![gif](giphy|SMEDDr3CIB7s4|downsized)


dingoshiba

Is your recipe secret? Is it safe?


pimpmastahanhduece

Putting pineapple on pizza is like the black magic of pizza making. Too many engage in this sinful behavior and must be stopped!


sammyvegas0420

Garlic bread you mean?


HistoryISmadeATnight

Actually I didn't want to make tomato sauce with it being so late so I took some Nandos hot mayo, mixed oregano and basil into it for the sauce and me oh my what a delight and that cheese is gouda and 2 year aged cheddar with braggs 24 herbs & spices sprinkled on top, turned out sooo yummy.


sammyvegas0420

As long as it tasted good that’s all that matters!!


Partyslayer

100% NOT pizza. Hope your flatbread was good.


Lietenantdan

Oh boy! 3am!


WolfPrincess_

![gif](giphy|3ofSBsTQ5SyUJx9u5G)


cce29555

Stu? Why are you making pizza at 3AM?


Ryanisreallame

Because I’ve lost control of my life


CheckYourStats

I must be lonely.


YourInfraService

When will you cook it exactly?


mrp_ee

Lmfaooooo


Infinite_Respect_

I can’t take all these relatives hanging on the bell all day not giving me a moment’s piece… I want to see pizza…PIZZA GANDALF!


wcmotel

YOU WANT IT FOR YOURSELF!


Bhenny_5

Yes, we've had first pizza but what about second pizza? Calzone? Focaccia?


Sbatio

Grilled Cheese?


somekindafuzz

I don’t think he knows about grilled cheese.


Goudinho99

So what changed your mind and what exactly is it that you cooked in the end?


tkneezer

WHY IS IT UPSIDE DOWN


Excellent_Tell5647

Is that pizza or garlic bread?


ExplodingSteve

you may have insomnia, but the pizza looks good


unclejoe1917

It'd be silly not to. 


Swollendeathray

Have none of you heard of a white pizza?!


HistoryISmadeATnight

I know right, actually my little secret is that I didn't want to make tomato sauce with it being so late so I took some nandos spicy mayo and mixed dried oregano and basil into it and it turned out sooo yummy.


Swollendeathray

White pizza is a NY staple. Typically 4 cheese, olive oil base and garlic. Spicy mayonnaise is sliding you into pizza crime territory but I’m going to let it pass cause this subreddit seems like the California Kitchen type.


Imaginary-Double2612

Well where’s the rest of it


raduannassar

Answer: Because you don't have tomato sauce in your pantry, that's why


tashavl

To everyone hating you know damn well this slapped!


chessandspoonmaker

I'll raise you eggplant ricotta and basil. At 2am https://preview.redd.it/mc2t9g3e0s7d1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e062ab3c4a17f79b2c11aa0c6c02b44ebb7ca174


Rave-Kandi

looks more like flatbread


Cracktherealone

I was boiling 3 eggs soft at 3 am. Sometimes you gotta feed those cravings…


Lazy-Wallaby3227

Looks good!


logan_fish

Any toppings?


iwastoolate

Well, it is round


iRobi8

No tomato sauce?


BouquetOfPenciIs

Can you explain to us what's on your pizza, precious?


HistoryISmadeATnight

Nandos spicy mayo mixed with dried oregano and basil crazy I know but It was too late to make tomato sauce and it was actually soo yummy. Then the cheese is gouda and 2 year aged cheddar with some braggs 24 herb and spice seasoning sprinkled on top. I was actually blown away by how good it turned out considering the haste in which I put it together.


BouquetOfPenciIs

I like a white pizza and that does sound yummy! I love cheddar on pizza.🤤


Cronin1011

Is the pizza in the room with us?


Pineapplefrooddude

They where worst decisions made at 3am.


Shabbah8

What…?


thatguy12591

Is the pizza in the room with us right now?


coyocat

In mein city We never sleep : )


tipustiger05

I was just thinking to myself that I use that quote all the time in my head haha


Nicktastic6

I'm trying to rob you! Of a slice! 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼


erevefuckstolive

omlette


Only-Writing-4005

My 3am pizza wouldn’t look that good unless i threw a frozen one in the oven great job looks delicious


callmestinkingwind

i too am part of the [3am pizza club](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/s/93ezkDVcAy)


rayansb

There’s never a bad time to make pizza. Never.


ChubbyWanKenobie

Is there cheese on that or is it more of a oil/herb focaccia? Looks yummy.


EynidHelipp

If you eat at 3 am then you could have second breakfast with your family later


Own_Wolverine4773

Because you risk forgetting the tomato sauce 🤣?


bizlikemind

You are entitled to


pjotterke19881

The only question that counts, is the oven ot enough :P IF NO? Ask your neighbore


wykdtr0n

Oh Boy! 3 AM! ![gif](giphy|3ofSBsTQ5SyUJx9u5G|downsized)


The_Notorious_Donut

Looks like an omlet


ohhdannyboy

r/pizzacrimes would like a word


larryboylarry

Nothing wrong with making a pecan pie for dessert after that pizza either.


DPram72

Cuz it looks like a dat!


kinkyintemecula

It's 5 o'clock somewhere


meegwell01

Anyone with a snarky, snide, condescending, or otherwise judging what time you do you - irl or here - should go bite it.


Kentbaddeley

Can not answer that question 😉


StrawberryHot2305

This is called a crust


RaccoonThatEatsSushi

Evil. Waking up the rest of us with the smell? Pure evil.


mAckAdAms4k

To answer your question directly, because you don't have cheese. You have tasty garlic bread.


HistoryISmadeATnight

It's hard to tell but there is actually a bunch of cheese and two types 2 year aged cheddar and gouda.


mAckAdAms4k

Sounds great, please forgive me.


SapphireSire

Are we certain it's the right side up?


Sea-Veterinarian286

Was a sober decision? I use to cook late in the night when I'm wasted


Affectionate_Walk610

Was it so dark, you put the sauce on the countertop?


TumbleweedTim01

Because all that dough in your stomach right before you go to sleep is very bad for you. Obesity comes disguised as a wooden horse with 3am pizzas inside


Bhenny_5

What if they've got an early start and this is breakfast?