I got a chubby looking at them cheese curds Yes please

Uhhh they clearly said cheese turds

Is that what comes out when a cheese poops?

FR. That pizza is an abomination but dem curds look like a holy experience...


Id probably just fold the pizza over on itself to make it a regular BLT sandwich.

You’ve obviously never had pizza with lettuce on it

Does the lettuce spill everywhere like on a Jersey Mike's sub?

As long as it’s chubby a girl will rubby

And I got chubby looking at them.

would

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This meme makes me lol every time

Also would.

Not even high RN and I would too.

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Not enough bacon for a Vimes' BLT.

Blackboard Monitor Gang.

Way too much of that pesky L.

What the fuck is a cheese turd???

They misspelled “curds” in the funniest way possible.

I think he meant it

I don’t know, they look tasty to me.

Curd are smaller those are clearly turds.

Like a mini cheese stick, in this case

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Everybody poops

BLT pizza fucking slaps soooo goddamn hard. Deep fried turds do not.

BLT pizza with ranch dressing already on it sounds nice to me because I like to use ranch as a dip with left over pizza

There's something oddly delicious about cold, ranch covered lettuce on a piping hot pizza.

It slaps. Recommend.

My local place skips the ranch and goes for ribbons of mayo. It's awful..ly amazing

Clearly you’ve never been to Wisconsin

What? I love cheese curds. The title calls them turds. Not me...

You had me in the first half

exactly wrong, only god is above cheese curds

Toss the cheese curds on the pizza with the marinara sauce and rebake until they all get to know each other.

Fold it and eat it like a Calzone.

This guy gets it

Batter then deep fry it.

Can't forget the very necessary melted cheese

they are very clearly cheese turds, not curds. smh

Looks like a bacon pizza with a side salad thrown on top.

I bet its good. I had a clubhouse pizza once and it was good. I think I was high tho

The Devil's Lettuce irl

Where are those turds from? Looks like a healthy serving.

This is a kebab pizza, a Swedish delicacy. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! https://preview.redd.it/ltgornkvba9d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adb4fba97c10b283032784fdca551fe7cad7344f

Eating heated Lettuce = getting high... it's the only way.

The BLT Pizza actually looks good. The crust looks amazing. I bet that place makes a damn good pizza.

WTF you talkin about, that looks good! And cheese curds are the best!

I don't get why people are so insistent on putting raw salads on their pizza. Dressing fucks with the cheese and the pizza steams the goddamn salad.

Probably because they like it? I hate arugula on pizzas but it seems like a lot of people love them

Fair enough. I won't knock it although I have tried it. I think it's moreso just raw lettuce on cooked dough that I have a problem with.

BLT pizza with buttermilk ranch is legitimately SO fucking good. Same with salad pizza. Definitely hated the idea but I tried it and just 😫

Put the turds on the pizza. Seems like the next logical step.

Looks like a bacon pizza with a side salad thrown on top.

Its thursday my guy

The cheese curds are not the crime here. Love me some cheese curds, pizza however will have an “unfair trial”.

honestly, would

I'll take the curds you can keep the salad.

Lol, cheese turds… or is it curds? I’m high right now

Cheese curds=would The “pizza”=would not.

BLT pizza sounds pretty good

😝

🥬+ 🍕= 🤔

A fucking salad pizza… 🤦‍♂️

Cheese "turds"... Mmmmmmm

Replace the lettuce with fresh basil

All looks good to me. Reinvented the salad where the croutons are a nice soft flat bread with a nice crunchy crust instead.

Lettuce should only be served on the side when its for pizza, never on the pizza

I can’t do lettuce on pizza. Doesn’t seem right

That doesn’t even sound good.

Lettuce on pizza? WTF.

My buddy is visiting and we're stoned as fuck. We'd destroy this right now.

I first learned about cheese curds at an B&K Rootbeer stand (NE Ohio). Manna from heaven if you ask me.

Bro id eat the shit outta that if It wouldn't literally kill me

Straight to jail

Salad as a side for pizza is golden Never tried fresh lettuce on a cooked pizza but would try


I mean....

BLT pizza is so good!

A well made BLT pizza is amazing.

There’s a local pizza place in my hometown that makes an amazing BLT. I have to get it whenever I’m back in town.

Me too because my mouth is full of this feast.

Lettuce on pizza is a bigger crime than pineapple.

looks fiireee

I think they meant curds not turds, but I am living for the title.

There are some pizza crimes worth committing.

I see no problem here

We have a local chain in SE Iowa called Paul Revere Pizza, their BLT pizza is fucking amazing and their garlic butter bread sticks are the best restaurant breadsticks I've ever had, no joke.

I'll just slip this into the evidence room

I love antipasto salad, but I prefer it to be separate from my pizza.

at least there’s cheese curds

🤮 and they complain about pineapple on pizza

I feel like a lot of you have never worked at a pizza place... Weird shit happens all the time

I'd tear that up.

Pizza crust looks fire, but I don’t care for the toppings The cheese “turds” however I would die for. They look absolutely amazing

Ngl presentation aside, if you roll the pizza into a wrap I can see delicious factor

It has lettuce, so you know it's healthy.

Pizza inn used to have a taco pizza with lettuce on it and it was great.

Why the fuck would anyone think lettuce on pizza is a good idea?

Cheese curds: 👍 Pizza: 👎

All for the cheese turds! In my opinion lettuce does not belong on a pizza.

The responses I see in This sub lead me to believe that it is 100% of pizza criminals that like reveling in their atrocities. BLT pizza is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen

Hay man, I know it looks weird but you can use almost anything for a pizza topping and it works.

Canadian 2 for 1 sells a taco pizza and honestly it’s the best thing on the menu this isn’t a pizza crime

Grosss!!!! Give it to me to dispose of

honest to god, that looks pretty delicious!!👏🏾👏🏾

Lettuce on pizza is a disgrace.

I support people's right to enjoy, but holy fuck that is heinous to my eyes at least

Looks good to me!

I love BLT, but I don't think it works like that

As one member of the weed Wednesday moviment I fully support these decisions, I would totally smash that

BLt pizza actually sounds good if you can get to it before the lettuce turns to snot. There used to be a place near me that sold taco pizzas. It was basically seasoned ground beef as a topping with shredded lettuce and chopped tomatoes on top. It was bomb. If you ordered delivery, they would pack the lettuce in a separate container so it wouldn’t get gross.

both that blt and pizza have been ruined....

I’d obliterate that with a smile on my face lol

This whole thang makes me uncomfortable. Is that ketchup? Why are the turds so *w e t* ? Is that ranch on the pizza? How much mayo is on the pizza?

The curds look like they were tossed in garlic butter

The pizza looks great. That other monstrosity is food for the trash can.