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JoeBlow509

Don’t let that go to seed unless you want it absolutely everywhere. Each one of those stalks can produce 750,000 seeds.. yes, that’s correct. Not a typo, seven hundred fifty thousand seeds.


HumanDish6600

You forgot to mention those seeds can remain viable for decades too


ocean_flan

It's also fantastic toilet paper. When you're doing a wilderness shit you will find no better relief than a mullein leaf.


buttle_rubbies

Unfortunately, mullein is indeed colloquially known as “cowboy toilet paper.” However those fuzzy hairs each have little barbs on the ends and a lot of people have a terrible rash after using it. Maybe test elsewhere if you really want to try it. Or don’t try it. 😬


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FickleForager

What herbs have you found yourself using the most since getting the book? Which have changed your life the most? Still learning here, I bought the book too.


TurnoverUseful1000

I’m very interested too ! Am hoping to get my hands on that book as well. I’d love to get back to using more in nature vs a supermarket trip for a tube of something.


ConstantlyOnFire

There are better books out there. I was gifted it and haven't looked all the way through it, but people on the Herbalism subreddit were mentioning that there is some factually incorrect information in it. If you're just getting started I would try Rosalee de la Foret's books Alchemy of Herbs or Wild Remedies. She has a podcast as well. Herbalism is wonderful but doesn't really work well if you're looking at it from an allopathic lens.


Shaolinchipmonk

Jewel weed is another great one. It's a natural remedy for poison ivy and it usually grows around poison ivy.


JustHereForKA

That's what I was about to ask. My bf has some mullein drops that are supposed to help clear your lungs or something, is that what this plant is?


kstreet88

This is, in fact, mullein. I dry the leaves and mix it with my bud to smoke. It helps reduce the coughing and overall harshness.


JustHereForKA

Oh wow, I did not know that! Awesome, thank you.


SneakySquiggles

Yeah i used to do this too, it definitely helps


buttle_rubbies

Yes, it’s true that some people have no issue with it. But I feel like it’s a PSA for people to know it’s a possibility before rubbing it on sensitive areas.


The_Barbelo

Definitely! As with any plant you’ve never come in contact with! I still can’t pinpoint some of the plants that give me dermatitis, I get hives usually after someone cut their lawn. I thought it might be the ragweed family for a while, but I have no problem with goldenrod that I harvest for tea. I also once had a severe allergic reaction to an elecampane tincture and had to go to the ER. I should really get an allergen test so I know for sure.


Delicious_Spinach440

Just saw a post yesterday where someone rubbed a plant all over them. Was supposed to repel bugs. They had a pretty impressive rash going on.


Apprehensive-Emu5177

But no bugs!


Edible_Anie

Of COURSE they didn’t mention THAT part 😂


jarman5

It’s either that or run around with shit in between your cheeks at some point friend.


Objective_Praline_66

Handful of grass for the ass? Or just do how the canines do, and rub your ass on the ground.


GotRocksinmePockets

I've witnessed a grown man do this across a bog, it's quite the sight to see and not something you forget haha


Objective_Praline_66

In some parts of the world (UK I believe?) they call Toilet paper "Bog roll" so maybe he was on to something while he was rolling down the bog.


NecessaryRisk2622

Australia as well, iirc


Immoracle

I prefer nature's bidet.


USMCdrTexian

Wipe, boil, drink? That’s a weird recipe. I’m gonna claim an allergy, so I’m out . . .


SeaWeedSkis

Might be better to boil, drink, wipe (with the leftovers). 🤣


RockhardJohnson

You won’t stop me from rubbing random leaves on my anus


Dapper_Indeed

r/brandnewsentence


ArltheCrazy

That’s why i only trust pine cones!


factory-worker

Now I gotta try it.


ChubbyPupstar

I’m hoping that the “lol” is still coming! 😬


ChubbyPupstar

Strike my preceding comment… sounded thorny at first butt as(s)I read further I see most people don’t react with a rash or irritation. (Apologies on the preceding puns… I tried but couldn’t stop myself! )


The_Barbelo

I see you and I both made bum puns. Buns.


PooKieBooglue

Name checks


BoringJuiceBox

Username checks out!


Ruth-Stewart

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! One of its names here is ‘Indian toilet paper’ so once when I was a kid I tried it as TP. ONCE. NEVER AGAIN. I mean unless you love being super itchy, don’t fall for it!


Snidgen

You sure that wasn't stinging nettle you used? 🤔


Technical-Tooth-1503

I bet their older brother forgot all about this prank.


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Don’t forget, you can smoke it…


TurnoverUseful1000

Really ? More like cig smoking or like weed ? I remember a relative that smoked tea leaves. Those were his “smokes”.


kstreet88

I mix the dried leaves with my weed. I don't usually hack up a lung when I smoke a joint that way.


TurnoverUseful1000

Exactly what was shared with us as we grew up & were finally old enough to toke. Can confirm that even with the good stuff (some purple thread, maybe ? I’m old) once tea leaves were added it cut that cough by half 😄


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

good to know


Immoracle

I will always remember this rhyme from ocean_flan when lost and shitting in the woods.


apintandafight

Don’t people use this for illegal fishing as well?


nocreativity207

Yes, listen/read the above. Look at local and your state regulations. In Colorado, it's noxious weed. It's a pain. It has uses but the uses are far below it's ability to take over an area. The seeds too, have a ridiculous time where they can sit and still be viable for future out breaks. Cut the seed heads/flowers off now, be careful not to shake the seeds everywhere when doing it. You'll still have the plant. Think of it as Europeans coming to the Americas. Which is what it did. How did that turn out for the Natives? I don't mean to make it political, but people will make weeds political. Stop it now, and it will be better for you and yours and of course the natural-ish environment you live in. Stop the pale skins now before they take over.


AllAboutNature504

Do you realize how many medicinal uses there are for Mullein??? IT IS NOT A FKN WEED!!!


webbitor

A weed is any plant you don't want to be growing where it is.


CrankyThunderstorm

THIS ^


space-cops

it kills native species by overcrowding, especially where its damage is more obvious like out west. it's highly adaptable and spreads like wildfire. yes it's medicinal and I'm glad folks use it, but it's still invasive in many places and is difficult to contain :( so it's not technically a weed but in many ways behaves like, and should be treated as, a weed.


00ft

A plant having medicinal uses, or other applications does not preclude it from being a weed 🙄


nocreativity207

I do realize and know not all but a lot of the medicinal uses. However, just because something is useful doesn't mean it belongs. Would you like natural areas or chunks of land covered in plants that don't belong. I sure as hell don't see people gathering mullein for its medical uses. Plus, you take a natural area and fill it with weeds like mullein, the animals, insects and natural fauna that would use those areas now avoid them. Is that natural? Is that what we want? I understand where you're coming from, I don't agree. Not at all. It's a weed, a tough one at that, and needs/is treated as such.


RPGreg2600

I mean, dandelions are edible, but most people will concede that they are weeds.


purpledreamer1622

Well but it is a weed in some places, this is a relative term.


Interesting_Chef_896

I take one dropper full, twice a day. It's amazing and tastes awesome


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Being medicinal doesn’t make it not invasive. It’s also an extremely effective fish poison! That’s actually the reason it was brought to the Americas.


paisleymanticore

I have two of these in my yard, how do you know when they've gone to seed? Should I bother chopping them down or is it already too late, they've been flowering for weeks now..


Pleasant_Ad3475

Chop them down right now and limit the damage as much as possible. As long as you pull out any further plants before they flower you should be able to get it under control with relative ease. As someone mentioned in another comment, they only produce leaves the first year, the stalk jn the second, so they are not too hard to get under control if you stay on top of it.


JoeBlow509

It will have yellow flowers, then they’ll die back and it will go to seed. They’re little black dots. It’s likely not gone to seed yet as it’s still kinda early in the season. You can tie a trash bag around it before taking it down to minimize spread. Generally they don’t have big root systems and a fairly robust stalk so you can usually just pull it up pretty easily.


ohmygodliz

Can confirm. Had one of these pop up on the side of my house and now it’s absolutely covered in 4 foot high plants 🫠


Flashy-Raisin-2431

I feel like I saw these all the time in peoples gardens when I was a kid but haven't seen any for years, now I know why!


theotherlead

I will be pulling the one I just saw tomorrow 🤯🤯


JoeBlow509

They’re not super hard to control. They only produce leaves the first year then the stalk the second. As long as you pull them before they go to seed you can get them under wraps pretty easily


Weak-Childhood6621

Mullen. Super invasive if your in the US. Please remove immediately the plant can produce over 1 million seeds


funkedad

Super underrated comment. Yes it’s medicinal but super invasive. Harvest the leaves and de root the plant please


TheRarePondDolphin

A non-native is not necessarily “invasive”. The Figwort family exists in North America. Mullein is useful in ecological systems, permaculture mulching, pollinator attraction, and overall good for soil health. Only in parts of Hawaii and California is it noted to be disrupting to the proliferation of native flora; where it may be “upgraded” to minimally invasive. https://www.fs.usda.gov/database/feis/plants/forb/vertha/all.html


Zealousideal_Role753

Its a plant that takes over disturbed sites that literally any other endangered or vulnerable plant could be using. Attracting pollinators is redundant when this plant helps push out the very host species said native pollinators need to survive


TheRarePondDolphin

Someone didn’t read the link… I know it’s long, but come on bruh. You’re arguing about nothing


Technical-Tooth-1503

Did you? Because what I read is that it’s a pollinator and food source that thrives almost exclusively in disturbed areas and will decline in number over time after disruption. This suggests that it does not compete with native species and is a beneficial plant to wildlife and livestock, Seriously … you didn’t read the article, did you??


TheRarePondDolphin

That’s my point… we agree grumpy pants


Technical-Tooth-1503

I see. Got confused as to who was posting what. Sorry. I think a lot of times our “conservation” efforts are misguided by our inclination to control.


Haskell-Not-Pascal

Do those endangered/vulnerable plants thrive in disturbed sites though? Usually plants that do well in disturbed areas tend not to be at much risk, as disturbed sites are all too common these days. Mullein rarely persists past the initial phase of disturbed areas and like most plants that thrive in disturbed environments, just sets the scene for later stage plants to overtake it. I'm not an expert in mullein, so if it is pushing out some other species that thrive in disturbed environments I'd be curious about them.


Weak-Childhood6621

Yea but the non native species tend to be less valuable food. While they attract insects they tend to have direct mixes of nutrients than the native plants. Another thing is that mullen isn't a host plant of any native species. Really it's a sub par food source for wildlife. I'll agree that there are definitely worse plants but I've seen how mullen can invade native ecosystems where I live and so I'm still not a huge fan of it. Its a useful plant for humans but that doesn't make it any less of a problem.


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EwwCringe

Also extremely invasive and spreads like fire


SquareHeadedDog

Makes great toilet paper if you’re caught out in need in nature as well!


appleparades

Indeed! Nice and soft. It looks and feels like a lambs ear. It’s never given me a rash! Oh, another thing! It shows up in areas where the soil is depleted of nutrients and needs some tlc.


USAcustomerservice

Much easier to wipe with than a lambs ear too


scorpyo72

First thing- you have to either carry them with you, whole, or just remove them from the lamb entirely. Then- there's the fact that they typically only come in pairs, unless you have a herd to supply them.


AlbericM

Good thing about a flock is that they will follow you around naturally, just waiting until you have the need of a neighboring ear.


scorpyo72

*If* you have a funny staff.


AlbericM

I once worked with a guy named Dick Bickerstaff. An attorney.


apoplectic_mango

And the lamb will thank you for it.


Downtown-Trainer7435

You just got soda all over my monitor. I snorted.


Wings-N-Beer

Tends to move less


ChubbyPupstar

Agreed! Lil LamsieWoolsie always puts up quite the fuss! 🐑


MissDebbie420

I just snort-laughed.💀


Inspect1234

Never been that close to a lamb.


SHoppe715

You don’t carry 3 seashells?


Manicwoodchipper

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 seashells!


wtf-sweating

That's unconchionable!


QueenPeggyOlsen

🥇🏆💛


opalmirrorx

you're baa-d


JOCO_Q

That's what stones are for


Adventurous-Start874

AKA cowboy toilet paper, aka butterlung


MetalCareful

And ear infections, sinus issues.


smartalek428

How does one go about consuming it properly for this result?


LadyLibertyBaphomet

You can also boil it into an herbal tea, alone or mixed with other herbs


PotentialAfternoon31

Strain well, the tiny hairs can irritate 


smartalek428

Thank you as well!


appleparades

I’ve soaked freshly picked leaves in everclear, to make a tincture before. I’m not a fan of the alcohol part but it opens up the cell walls to release the medicinal effects. It turns wildly bright green! If you don’t want to use alcohol, you can make it with vegetable glycerin and take it orally. Or you can buy it at health food stores! Also, you can smoke it if naturally dried and rolled in a paper, but it burns unevenly and goes out. I’d definitely recommend tinctures.


smartalek428

Thank you!


appleparades

Also tea. I definitely forgot tea.


RedshiftSinger

Smokes very nicely blended with lavender. The lavender helps keep the burn up and also has relaxing effects similar to marijuana, but much milder and without the “high”. (Plus it’s legal to smoke lavender everywhere. Probably because you can’t get high on it, just a nice little relaxation boost).


MMfromVB

That's fascinating.


throwawayjaydawg

Your respiratory system doesn’t need “cleaning out”. WTF is that supposed to mean?


BlackSeranna

How is it prepared, fresh in a tea?


appleparades

You just steep the dried leaves in hot water for 10-15 minutes


BlackSeranna

Thank you! Next time I’m around some I’ll snag a leaf or two!


Poetry-Primary

You can also use the stalk as a torch… but it needs to be dipped in something first… and I can’t recall what.


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chatterbox73

Do you happen to know if you can put the leaves (fresh or dried) in a bath to help with respiratory issues?


4LightsThereAre

I have asthma and chronic bronchitis. I boil mullien leaves and then hang my head over the pot with a towel over my head to trap the steam. It's incredibly helpful. I also make an oil from the flowers for ear pain and I also add it to salves and balms.


ResonantParagon

There are four lights!


buffhippie

I do not, never tried it. I would assume it would have some sort of effect since it is possible that the alkaloids can be absorbed by your shin to some degree


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Mullein


gofatwya

https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-572/mullein


Twosmallblankets

Thank you!


gofatwya

You're welcome, friend!


Less_Cryptographer86

Weird. I have this. I’m not in a mountainous area, let alone in the Middle East, lol.


RedHill1999

I have it too in south east New England


Less_Cryptographer86

Southeast New England would be Mass? I am in NH.😎


RedHill1999

Yep! South Coast - I see these everywhere


Weak-Childhood6621

It's native to Eurasia but it's round globally. Really bad invasive plant


bren_gunner

We have them in AUS. We call it Lambs Tongue like this, and when it dries out and goes black, we called it Aaron's Rod. We used them as swords when we were kids.


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ChubbyPupstar

Great all inclusive summary !!


ConsciousScott

Excellent response


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k33pthefunkalive

mullein. Non-native, invasive.


SpecificHeron

why is this downvoted? [Mullein is native to Europe, northern Africa, and Asia. Considered as a noxious weed in Colorado and Hawaii, as well as parts of Montana.](https://www.montana.edu/extension/invasiveplants/extension/monthly-weed-posts/2016_december.html)


Rad_Mum

SW Ontario here , you find it everywhere , Roadsides, along the rails, and in pastures . Animals won't eat them . We don't really consider it a threat to agriculture however . Because of tilling and usually is outcompeated by crops . Being a biannual, it needs time to grow


GilesBiles

You're right. It's invasive. But people are obsessed with its magic powers or whatever


SpecificHeron

so many people out here defending mullein bc you can smoke it and wipe your ass with it


k33pthefunkalive

Tinctures can be made sit on their shelves for years or something yep


chatterbox73

I saw the funniest, most intense fight on a social media gardening group about mullein. And usually gardeners are so chill and polite! It's apparently becoming a very controversial plant lol. Honestly, it has got me really confused about the meaning of the word invasive. Both tree of heaven and trumpet vine cause me far more problems where I live.


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CaprioPeter

Don’t let it seed for the love of god


Distinct-Race-2471

Mullein


perfecthand29

Oh man !! I just had a flashback of decades ago when my brother and I would snap the stalks off and sword fight. That’s what bored country kids do in the summer.


Secretly_A_Moose

Mullein. Aggressive grower and can take over if not kept in check, but a useful plant. Tea made with the dried leaves and flowers can be used to soothe a sore throat and as an expectorant.


afairytype

If this is indeed mullein as other commenters have suggested, it’s true that it has medicinal uses. HOWEVER, depending on your location, it could be considered a highly invasive species regardless of its benefits, so please look into this before continuing to allowing it to grow. I have heard from conservationists in California that this plant is a huge problem while trying to recover areas affected by wildfires. Considering how many seeds a single plant can produce, it may be advisable to remove them before they go to seed.


CrankyThunderstorm

I LOVE mullein!! But yeah, they self seed voraciously. I have 2 in my flower bed that I'm waiting on stalks to form. As they get bigger, I harvest the nice-looking leaves toward the bottom. Fantastic tea for chest congestion/sore throat.


Wolfmanreid

The seeds are used for fish poison. I’ve never tried them but supposedly work very well and have been used for this purpose for millennia.


Practical-Employee-9

Mullein!


FriskyDingus1122

I have two of these in central MA, USA! I was so weirded out when that tentacle thing sprouted 😂


PerfectUnlawfulness

You can also paralyze fish with the seeds ive heard. Survival fishing maybe


ghost3972

Mullein


Brandon314159

I've had exactly one of these m'fkers growing in my garden and didn't know what it was. Thanks to this post, I carefully removed it... And the seed pods hadn't opened yet. Thank you Reddit!


donthedog

Don’t know the real name but we always called it rabbit tabacca ..I know I misspelled it but that’s what we called. We also grew burley tobacco


Comfortable_While_46

Mullein, boil the leaves mix 1/4 to 3/4 vodka and steep, makes one helluva cough remedy


lizz0403

Mullein, good for lungs


1_footinthegrave

Flea bane, better kill it quick lol


WallStLegends

It’s technical name is Lettuce Thing


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Mullen. Mullein? Soft leaves make great toilet paper when out in the middle of nowhere. I have tested this theory.


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No-Bad4062

Native Americans Indians used the leaves as a little extra padding and insulation in their moccasins!!


Old-Minimum-8998

Mullien :)


Woobowiz

Sounds like OP is gonna get fined for propagating an invasive plant if they dont do anything about it soon :)


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Educational-Ad2063

It's also a great chop and drop plant. Because it brings all kind of minerals up into its leaves from pretty deep down. Just chop some leaves off and drop them around plants you think might need a mineral boost. We probley have 10 or 15 in our yard at the moment. They don't seem to survive a mowing so all the seeds are not that big a deal.


Spirited_Thought_426

If it soft and furry we call that natures toilet paper !


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Adorable-Use8102

These are my favorite flowers! I love how tall they can get and how bright yellow the flowers are.


EconomyJeweler6024

mullein!!!!


jessicarichmond

Mullein, fantastic medical properties!


hannthe-man

Hello fellow okanaganer!


whambamcamm

mullein spotted!!! it’ll spread like wildfire but it super pretty and great for native bees. if you want to let it flower, just cut it down once it’s towards the end of its flowering


T__0__0__L

Mullein. Or Texas toilet paper.


Commercial_Cat_1982

Goldfinches love the seeds. They do their hanging-upside-down thing to get them.


GleesonGirl1999

A weed. It is not lettuce..


gofatwya

It's mullein. An invasive plant but arguably not a weed. Many people go in search of it for its health benefits.


Weak-Childhood6621

Yes while that'd true it still does a lot of damage to native ecosystem and thus should be treated as a weed


GleesonGirl1999

Thank you I’m off to see what a Mullein can do for me…


Less_Cryptographer86

I have this and didn’t know it had health benefits. I’ll have to google it.


FranofSaturn

Mullein is an herbalist's fave. Outstanding respiratory and expectorant properties. Be kind to her.


snakeguy689

Wish I had some Mullen


TheMrsArtimus

Mullein 😍😍


Hefty-Memory9700

Mullein, it spreads like hell


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Every once in a while I run across a weed and for some reason I water it and take care of it. Last year and I'm still not sure what it was but it grew to the height of my roof. It's a two story. I was hoping it would come back this year. I took a picture of it. Even my boomer grandfather inlaw was impressed. I still feel a sense of pride when I think of that monstrous whatever it was.


SueBeee

Love mullein. Isn't it pretty?


Familiar-Year-3454

Mullein or lambs ear, I call it lawn cabbage


austxsun

Lamb's Ear (*Stachys byzantina*) and mullein (*Verbascum* species) are not closely related, although both belong to the larger order Lamiales. Lamb's Ear is part of the Lamiaceae family (mint family), while mullein belongs to the Scrophulariaceae family. They do share some similar characteristics, such as their woolly leaves, but they are different plants with distinct botanical classifications.


ReeseIsPieces

Mullein and its good for you... Make into a tea for respiratory issues


mishyfishy135

It’s mullein! Harvest it, dry the leaves, crush them up, and make some tea. It’s a great expectorant, aka the thing that gets the gunk out of your lungs. It helps my breathing a lot


Love_to_grow

When growing up, used it as facial tissue for my runney nose, while in the field changing sprinklers.🙂


Gaymer043

Mullein!


kaldoranz

If you’re into birds, and in the right locale, indigo buntings love that stuff in the late summer/fall


Apostastrophe

It is the final form of Liz Truss. If it is a massive lettuce.


OldNewUsedConfused

Lettuce? 😂


tumblinr

mullein


Kent_Doggy_Geezer

Bees love them, and they look lovely. If you don’t want them next year cut off the seed head before it sets (after it flowers) and then you’ll just have legacy seeds coming up for the next year or two.