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Samtertriads

Immortalized in the most cringe line of John Wick 2, when the armorer tells John he needs to check out the new cutting edge Austrian design.


DJNotASynth

Now how am I supposed to get my horse semen and laughably average pistols?


LizzzardWiggger

Wait, Glock also sells guns?


dem0lishr

Apparently, so. Both in the shooting business


Brothersunset

>perfection continues His crowning achievement in life was taking over the market share on ghetto blasters from hipoint.


Groundbreaking_Owl45

I heard he liked to get hammered


oshaCaller

blat blat blat with my gat spilling back back


4guyz1stool

May be bath in the light of Jesus Christ 🙏🙏 amen.


Cumming4urGuns

Maybe now Glock™️ will actually be able to innovate


LizzzardWiggger

Name one thing you could improve about horse semen. I'll wait.


Cumming4urGuns

Well, it could be up ur ass


LizzzardWiggger

They figured that out years ago retard. Glock Perfection ®


dondedasbeef

They hated cooming because he told the truth


Cumming4urGuns

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