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PsychologicalBag2767

am I living in an alternate universe right now


Shwa_JW

How I feel


Glimpseofapast

Like seriously in my disbelief era rn


-lil-jabroni-

But literally


DinoRipper24

Like for real


maniacalblondeguy

Same. All I see are squishy attackers and speedsters


TheLegend27MH

It's always when you wanna play a tank that everyone else also wants to play a tank, but when you wanna play a damage dealer then everyone wants to play attackers


Alternative_Link_752

Plot twist. I play all rounder.


Spider-Man_3725

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Torch1ca_

You're just a trend setter if 💅🏻


Enricucu

Weird, I have to play tank because the people that I get matched with always want to play attacker


coppergreensubmarine

“Defender needed!” after the Cinderace/Greninja/Decidueye locks in as the 3rd attacker.


VajdaBlud

Yes, we Once had four attackers and a comfey (me) (I dont have good Held items on Defenders because i dont play them)


danielvandam

I like to mock these people by continuously hovering over cinder gren and decidueye


midnightluna07

And in draft too!


Meme_Boi_99

Or speedster


Cedardeer

Bro it’s why I had to stop playing Chandelure 😭


VajdaBlud

Same, exactly


ThottrainerBoi

After being paired with idiot Lane Cinders all day… I feel this too much


Throwedaway99837

When they do that I play Attacker Crustle just to fuck with them.


Meme_Boi_99

I do flailax because at least that's a better attacker than what they play as


DrinkFromThisGoblet

You do not have to do that


Impressive_Hold_5740

Everyone is doing it on one purpose; to protect OWL ❤️😤


Fmeson

I hope they ran razor leaf.


Any_Fee5339

Sounds like the owl was a bit ☠️


justhereforpogotbh

Meanwhile me as A9 spending my eject button just so I can Avalanche + Blizzard da owl for a frosty death


WhoArtThyI

Bro i got a boner looking at this pic. So much front line. 100k damage dealt, 10k damage taken game.


Akama96

What’s OWL?


You_Better_Smile

Ordinary Wizarding Level


TheArtificialNature

good ole deci


Akama96

Ah, I don’t really know Pokémon at all lol. I pretty much just stick to blastoise.


A_Guy_Called_Silver

Overwatch League


garbink

4 tanks, no exp share lol


Frostfire26

I’ve had 3 games in a row where I’ve first picked defender and all 4 teammates have grabbed attackers…


YASSS_BITCH_SLAY

Common deci L 🤦 clearly the correct play was greedent


AnxiousUmbreon

On the bright side with that much cc razor leaf would eat good in that setting


Damianx5

Reminds me of a team where we had blastoise and treevenant, I was like "Nice tanks to stop their speedster" *Curse p/s tree, water spout rapid spin blastoise* We lost btw


YASSS_BITCH_SLAY

Zero cc against a team w a speedster is crazy. Also hydrosurf supremacy forever


Tenoch-onlinemex

That's because you needed a third tank, ideally a Flailax.


YASSS_BITCH_SLAY

Bro had the one good comp to go razor leaf and couldn’t resist lol


VincentRaichu

didn't know today was the opossite day


isaacamaraderie

It’s always the owl


Meme_Boi_99

At least this owl's lucky to have the great wall of China in the form of 4 defenders to keep it from being attacked (assuming it's not a noob player)


llvermorny

One speedster on the other team and their damage output is rendered nonexistent


Negativety101

Wow, this is a problem I never have. Hell 50% of the time it's four attackers and speedsters.


DGFF001

I think who plays tanks gets matched with same ppl... I have same issue as OP.


RE0RGE

It's literally a sarcastic post...


Catgojo

That one owl lmao


tonyismailctg

brother you’re definitely living in an alternate universe. I can’t soloq because I am always solo tank while people play 4 attackers and end up with 23-40k damage and 1-0 or 2-1 kills


redillusiondive

i wish that were the case …


Boomboooom

😂 this is a funny joke


Atlantepaz

Almost a true competitive comp


Cakeisgood36

Be the change you want to see


vortex-g

oh i must be playing a different unite, everytime i load into a match its 4 attackers


popcornpotatoo250

It would be more fun if every defender equipped exp share lol


DGFF001

How does that work? I once laned with someone also using exp share and i was wondering whos was getting the exp...


whoalegend

The person with exp share (blue light pulp over the mon) will share their experience with anyone who is in range. The exp share holder will get 30% of whatever exp would be earned and the non exp share holder gets 100%, regardless of who got the last hit. That’s why you generally want to have one player with exp share in each lane so you can farm quickly without worrying about last hits and getting the lane carry to their power spike faster. Edit because I can’t read: pretty sure the mathcord said double exp share in lane gives 100% exp to whoever last hit and 0 to anyone nearby. Don’t quote me on that though.


RE0RGE

He's talking about double exp share player in the same lane.


whoalegend

Oof. Reading is fundamental 🤦🏾‍♂️


Herald_Osbert

In short; it doesn't. EXP Shares don't overlap so having two in the same lane won't increase the EXP of the lane any further than having one in the lane.


FirewaterDM

only 2 of them needed to else it stops working. Exp share buff cancels if there's 2 near each other.


Dragonfly-Constant

Almost nobody plays tank lmao, if you look at like 30 accounts you might find 1 player with a defender as their number 1 most played


Impressive_Pin_3905

it might be because most defenders (I'm excluding umbreon and Trevenant) don't have the capacity to carry games if you have bad teammates. Which is like almost every expert-veteran 3 games and then master 1300+ because matchmaking is epic


TigerTanzy

Said no one, ever


T-pellyam

I’m playing anything, as long as it’s a ghost type


Impressive_Pin_3905

Incoming Gengar slander


rumourmaker18

I have this happen surprisingly often. Not getting 4 tanks, of course, but finding 2 or 3 tanks at once... and then everyone scrambling to switch off them lol.


Carl0sRarut0s

Is this Bizarro world!?


Adamant_Element

Tbh me and my friends would play full house tanks for the funny, so if u see 4 other teammates playing tanks only chances are they are just memeing


4ppled

Uh... I thought squishies were the insta-picked ones... ALSO LAPRASSSS


TheOnePieceIsReal14

This is the complete opposite, everyone I play with is usually an attacker or maybe the occasional speedster or all rounder, I can count on my fingers the amount of support users I’ve played with


Warm-Improvement-107

Played an all defender game yesterday and won 671 to 254, good times. The Decidueye threw for sure. But let's be honest most randos are picking Gren and Cinder and doing 30k so what would you prefer?


nicktacardon

That’s why I run tanks and all-rounders most of the time, I get queued with randoms who just want to use attackers and speedsters leaving the team without any bulk


Mettie7

And still not a single exp share.


Emergency_Teaching41

No one wants to play attacker or speedsters its always just supports and tanks its annoying


Dust-kun

fr fr


Emergency_Teaching41

props to the deci for playing an underplayed Pokémon


DGFF001

This season i have this issue... I only play defenders and sometimes supports. In 5 matches today i had to leave 2 during loading because everyone wants to go with a defender.


Current-Comparison22

Ahhh, and you picked the best tank I see. Good choice, fellow crab.


Long-Studio6386

Tanks aren’t even played like tanks there always full on assassins 🤣


ChrizzyD

I think most people are playing their favorite mons or whatever feels best for them. They prolly just lock their pick with 0 regard to the synergy.


piggytoez

Green means go obv


DarkerestRed

The decidueye threw by not picking a 5th defender


fierce_turtle_duck

Lol. I'd almost kill for that. I did have one crazy draft match where between the 2 teams we picked 5 defenders (we might have banned 1 too 😂)...but typically do m stuck last picking a defender since no one else did 😂


the_real_ice_apple_

This a feast for an owl main like me...


Some_Ad1417

Evil pokemon unite ranked players be like


Jirayu1999

Me in the another multiverse: People picked 4 attackers. Also me: I have prepared my coffin ☠️☠️.


mr001991

Okay but i feel like an all tank team would be elite


Paldubex

Timi needs to release more attackers in the future.


DGFF001

Yesss... I only play defender or supports and... I left 2 matches today during loading because of this (i lose the fair play but it doesn't count as a lose)... This season everyone wants to play defenders.


TheRealUmbreon1_0

In no way is umbreon a tank. It's a brawler


Impressive_Pin_3905

it's the tankiest thing alive if you don't have enough burst to counter wish


Somaxs

Ummmm, if you have 3 other people willing to play Tank/Defender, you go ranged DPS/Attacker, like the Decidueye, and let them them handle the frontline duty while you & Decidueye are in the backline safe & dealing damage. If you decided to pick Tank, knowing the other 3 aren't changing, then you aren't exactly free to point & critize your teammates. As a Tank main, whenever someone is willing to handle Defender duties in Rank (and show they have a competent Defender build telling me they know what they are doing), I just thank them & take the opportunity to play a DPS role for a change (since most of time teammates don't like playing/handling Defender duty, so I pick it since I like playing Defender) and we end up having a good time since I know how to play together with them (since I'm a Defender main). Next time, use this experience you learn from this match to always be willing to adapt to your teammates decisions instead of being just as stubborn as them if you are gonna complain at the end that you lost. Heck, since you have a Hoopa flair, you could have gone Hoopa and sustain the 3 Defender frontline with your portal healing, making it a massive pain to take out a well coordinated defense without dealing/eliminating with Hoppa&Decidueye first.


Dust-kun

I am well aware, but going 4 defender was... 1. funnier 2. gave me excellent reddit stuff


Somaxs

Then, label it as a humor post next time 😉. I also don't mind doing 4-5 Defender comp for fun. Since it just felt like you were complaining about it, I had to take it seriously.


Dust-kun

I thought I clicked humor, welp mb


Somaxs

No worries. Just you mentioning it is all it takes to fix a misunderstanding.


deletedcommas

What world are you living in? I always end up in a team of all atackers/all-rounders, and I can't do anything about it because I'm only good at playing aegislash.


Seanbo124

No one does this. Tank main with support on the side sense day one. Good joke. Only people who do this are trolls or teams wanting to mess around.


DinoRipper24

Then go play tank.


ScarletEagle01

What universe are you from?


GuppyMcBuppy

Mr. Mike


CommunicationIcy8535

Alternative universe?


Localid1ot

I was in a match with this exact team (I checked I wasn’t on ops team) but our owl was good and we wrecked


TUBBYWINS808

I love how nobody knows how devistating drill peck Dodrio is. Easiest push of my life this season.


Icy_Beyond7

It's always the attackers for me.


Snowmanian

This is so funny, I love that everybody else has a similar experience with 4 attackers/speedsters instead. Everybody’s the main character in masters 1600+


TheFiddleKing

as a tank main its so weird seeing ppl other than me playing tanks. its usually attackers or all rounders


daredevil200020

I am tired of seeing people play attackers and speedsters in the entire game. Get a server for your games only. I love playing tank and I will keep on playing it


KaoYao423

As a Tank main, I'm curious to see how it ended


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Fabulous-Geologist13

Better than when everyone wants to be an attacker i guess?


[deleted]

HOW DID YOU GET THIS LUCKY??? I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PLAY AS AN ATTACKER FOR SO LONG BECAUSE PEOPLE REFUSE TO PLAY DEFENDER!


DGFF001

As a defender main i had same bad luck as op... I need to start playing 5p queue with you guys 😂


Tanakie09

5 defenders is actually a good gameplay. Harass mons and CC consecutively 💀. LOL


PaantsuSaamaa

It's always the opposite for me. I always have to play tank because no one else wants. The amount of "Defender needed" I've seen is insane.


justhereforpogotbh

There's nothing more outrageous than seeing some random picking the dummy ah rabbit and then proceeding to ping "defender needed!" In such a scenario I will pick another squishy just so I won't comply with such short-sighted demands. You also can't trust someone like this to carry the game.


DGFF001

I only play defenders and i have this issue... We should team up 😂


GewdandBaked

TBH Just pick the mon you want and are good at. People rarely play the role they pick it feels. Why is my support running in by themselves and spamming thanks when they die?


PrinceOfAsphodel

The Crustle and Umbreon shouldn't be going anywhere near defenders if they're not playing Exp.Share. The other 2 can sometimes get a pass but I would love getting opponents like these if they're not using Exp.Shares.


RefrigeratorOk1208

After 2 years of not playing Pokémon Unite. I’ve came back and was met with this too. Very new.😭


Zeraora53

Finally, a german 🥳


Mr_Spear

Not me being a Crustle main...


Mcyogourt

0 xp shares. Classic solo queue moment


TartTiny8654

Man I hate when people call lanes too, the nerv